NationStates Jolt Archive

"This morning when his secretary came in to give him his moring cup of Ovaltine, President Uziel was found face down in a pool of blood. There was gore everywhere. His brains were splattered all over the celing, his shirt was drenched, and they're never going to get that blood stain out of the walls and carpet. The bullet came from the bottom of his chin out right above his eye. Pieces of that were found, as well. Th-"
The reporter was cut off.
"Yes...Thank you, that was Reel. E. Gorey reporting from the Green House. Now, President Uziel's Vice President, Rua Ab'idal, has announced that he will not take Uziel's place in presidency. He and the Neo-Islamic Sultan and Empress Natasha have agreed that they will hold elections for Uziel's successor. Election polls are expected to come out within a month.
"In otehr news, an ice cream truck exploded at 1:30 this morning..."

ooc: Who killed him>?

OOC: If you need somebody to claim it then I have the perfect group...my brothers terrorist group. He was been trying to get involved in terrorist things. SO this might be cool for it. He can even RP himself killing him. Write here if you want him to and I will get him.

Offical Response from the Nellislandian Government:

We are deeply sorry to hear this news. He hope that you nation will be able to prevail and catch who did this.

"By searching teh scene, we have determined that the murder was a suicide. President Uziel has been withdrawing from basicly everything, he hardly talked to anybody, and his actions as of late have been...Restless. It was an accident waiting to happen. Nobody realized it. This poor boy has evaded US goverment officials and lived through many wars. Nobody expected him to snap," says General Sherrif, Marshal White.

I am from the department of Unforeseen Murder and Unsolved Disasters. My superiors would like to know more of what do you think, would have made the leader kill himself, and what caused these actions to happened, and possibly when.

Signed,
Lead Investigater, Serrin

"The murder happened about 8:30 this morning. As we stated earlier, the President was showing signs that this may in fact actually happen. This is a downright shame. Uziel was the best damn president we've ever had. We may not get anything for an income tax anymore, but because of him the goverment supplies us everything. That's how the world should run. We work and we get rewarded for it."

Statement from the Risban Ministry of Conspiracy

It was the Shadow Society! They were behind it! They killed President Uziel! They kill everyone!



Statement from the Grand Imperium of Risban will be made shortly.

OOC: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! How did this all of a sudden happen?

Being fellow League memeber, the Lord Drazkador Expresses his condolances.
We hope the killer is aprehended and slain.

-Fellestar

OOC:Yo Green Sun, check your other post, the one with a new president, I put a candidate down!

The Nomaadian government sincerely and deeply feels for you and this tragic event.

OOC: This was a suicide. I just want your sorrow, not your suspisiouns! I'll do the conspiracy later!

OOC: Oh about we have my terrorist group give him drugs and junk like that...i want to be involved somehow so...

Can I have his Ovaltine?

Wasn't Uziel protecting Dubya? Have him take over.

OOC: Oh, yeah! He's going after a political position in one of the alliances. George will try to get presidency another time. Most likely he'll try to get his family to marry into the Royal family.

The Grand Imperium of Risban is deeply saddened by the death of our good friend President Uziel. Once the Feast of St. Patrick is finished, we shall hang black drapes on our windows until Wednesday, and fly our flags at half mast.

Sincerely,
Emperor Robinson A. Scorpius

"This morning when his secretary came in to give him his moring cup of Ovaltine, President Uziel was found face down in a pool of blood. There was gore everywhere. His brains were splattered all over the celing, his shirt was drenched, and they're never going to get that blood stain out of the walls and carpet. The bullet came from the bottom of his chin out right above his eye. Pieces of that were found, as well. Th-"
The reporter was cut off.
"Yes...Thank you, that was Reel. E. Gorey reporting from the Green House. Now, President Uziel's Vice President, Rua Ab'idal, has announced that he will not take Uziel's place in presidency. He and the Neo-Islamic Sultan and Empress Natasha have agreed that they will hold elections for Uziel's successor. Election polls are expected to come out within a month.
"In otehr news, an ice cream truck exploded at 1:30 this morning..."

That poor ice cream man...

We are deeply sorry to hear of the President's death. I wish to express my condolences to his family and to the nation of Green Sun. If possible, I would like to attend the funeral.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Green Sun thanks Risban for its memeorial. A statue has been erected in his honor. Former president Earnest Equanant has made this speech.
"I don't think Uziel was suicidal at all. There was something going on here. If anybody knows Uziel better than anybody, it's me. He's my clone for crying out loud! I know my mind and Uziel's. Direct evidence may show that he killed himself, but there was an outside force in this. And I'm going to find out who."
Earnest Equanant, who is currently 145, has decided to make a private investigation in this matter. He believes that it is somehow connected to the murder of Nomaadia's Czar.

Green Sun apoligizes for our hostility to RB's leader. It was a stance that the Hendrixists have taken a firm hold on. Thankfully for RB, their power as Head of the Theocratic Goverment in Green Sun has been replaced with Neo-Islam in the recent election.

IC:
BREAKING NEWS!
"It seems that President Uziel had a hallucinogenic drug. This has helped Earnest Equanant's search greatly. He believes that the murder of Nomaadia's Czar and Uziel's suicide were connected. General Sherrif, Marshall White had this to say about Earnest's connecting of the deaths."
A slightly overweight man with a cowboy hat and a very Cossack look appears on the screen.
"What Earnest is doing is preposterous. Uziel has been known to pop one once in a while. Recently he's had a nasty flu, so he's been taking antibiotics. The doctor could have easily slipped him the wrong pills. Needless to say, he's been fired, and he doesn't blame us."
"Earnest Equanant is searching the doctor's stash of antibiotics and pills.
"In other news, the reason for teh exploding ice cream truck is still unknown. There was no bomb involved, say investigators..."

EVEN MORE BREAKING NEWS!
"Earnest Equanant has done a thourough search of the doctor's medical possesions. He has found absolutely no evidence that the doctor had the drug Uziel took. After much research, he has determined that the drug was slipped to him during his before-bedtime drink of hot chocolate. Uziel's butlers and maids have been interrogated and all of them had been on vacation except for one temporary butler Uziel kept so his regular servants would have the night off. Where the butler is...That's something Earnest wants to find out.
"In other news, the reason for the exploding ice cream truck has been solved. Evidently, one of the major ice cream distributors has found that one of their flavors had combined with another flavor, and teh chemical interactions between teh two flavors destroyed the truck. Both flavors are being changed..."