Alexonium
16-03-2005, 20:44
After reports of the economy contracting 62% after a fury of antitrust lawsuits, speculators began betting against the formally stable Joint [ALJ1,2 = USD1], and many began converting their currency on the black market. The Joint plumetted to 10'000 to the dollar, in which the new Blunt [equal to 1'000 joints] was introduced. Apparently, knocking off zeroes did not work, and the joint fell to 2,5billion to the dollar as people converted every joint they had into gold, silver, or crystal meth. Now, the Alexonium government is cutting back, hoping to restore the economy. The Emir no longer wears Gucci in public to encourage savings and financial prudence. Subsidies to hemp growers have been put up in smoke, and port fees [15% of the Alexonium economy, mostly from drug smuggling] have been increased to better reflect market conditions. The PurpleHaze Joint [ALP] now trades at about 3 to the dollar, and all is now right in Alexonium, as most are confident further problems will be averted in the future.