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Ignore cannons for sale

Doom777
15-03-2005, 05:44
Brand new! With the revolutionary technology by our Physicist, The Jewish Orthodox Theocracy of Doom777 is proud to present ignore cannons. Easy to use: you just enter the coordinates of the enemy capital, and you are done.
Principal: As we all know, all particles vibrate with a certain frequency. The ignore cannon changes the space between the centers of the two countries, such that the frequency instead of being constant, changes with respect to the distance along the line between the two points. The particles at two points vibrate 180 degrees out of phase, which forbids them to interact with each other in any way. However, because you are not vibrating with other countrys exactly 180 degrees out of phase, you can fully interact with them. Furthermore, because of the principal of superposition, more than one ignore cannons do not interfere with each other.

So buy one now, at 20 million USD and ignore the hell out of an annoying little nation.
Democratic Colonies
15-03-2005, 05:54
Suddenly, The Jewish Orthodox Theocracy of Doom777's new ignore cannons all vanished in a brilliant poof of improbility, and were replaced by containers of tuna.
Nebarri_Prime
15-03-2005, 06:03
agreed
Penpusher Confederacy
15-03-2005, 06:12
Gen. Hicks replied to this offer with the following e-mail:
Our IGNORE cannons are obsolete, and we use IGNORE warheads now. IGNORE bombs dropped from IGNORE bombers are effective too.
Draconic Order
15-03-2005, 07:29
lol
Kendari
15-03-2005, 07:38
Thank you for your generous offer, but we of Kendari are content with our current IGONRE technology.
The best of luck and profit to you.
Elephantum
16-03-2005, 02:35
Elephanti protocol is to use sattelites to shoot IGNORE lasers as a deterrent, we call it Operation NOOB-Wars
The Space Pirate Fleet
16-03-2005, 02:38
The Space Pirate Ignoretroopers use an Ignore Assault Cannon with an Ignore Scythe. Such troops have proven to be devistating against n00b soldiers. In addition, our Ignore-MP Grenades are able to destroy most n00bish computers and NUkEZ0Rz.

We also have Alpha Ignores. Those are just fricken' sweet.
The Space Pirate Fleet
16-03-2005, 02:39
Oh...and are you gonna eat that tuna? Don't want it to go to waste.