NationStates Jolt Archive

EXPRESSING GOOD WILL towards people of Tyronteo and Siberia, whose elites left them to die from hunger and flew to the stars
UNDERSTANING needs of global stability
TAKING THE RESPONSIBILITY for welfare of citizens in these failed states
We grant vassal rights to
The Confederacy of Tyronteo
The Republic of Independent Siberia

and establish our Royal Hypnotizer Force harrisons
in their former capitals.

They Laugh, We Win

Max the Ist, King of Newkraine

(OOC: That's it? You just walk in and conquer them? Really now, I think you can RP better then that.)

Well, yes. We have encountered problems due to a number of tribe leaders seemingly unhappy with our good will.
A group of aboriginals has eaten one of our Special Hypnotizer Accountanys, who came to count what they have there to be taxed.

Currently, our 1st Charm Division (7, 000 units) has surrounded insurgent cannibals in Tyronteo hills ( approximately 12 000). Suprizingly, they appear to have a dozen of strong local magicians, getting energy from human sacrifices.

WE WILL HARMONIZE THEIR CONSCIENCE! :)

OCC: I can tell this post will rapidly degrade into a OOC rant or flame-war.