NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: These elections are for the lower house of Congress, called the National Assembly. The percentage of votes each party receives will determine the proportion of seats it will occupy in Congress.)

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(OOC: Please do not use puppets, anyone. Everyone gets one vote, be they friend or foe.)

A Shooban, who had recently attended a class on 'democracy,' walked over to a Hamptonian soldier, confused. "Harro, Mastah Homptawnshaiya peepoe," he said. "Is yoos a dummockwashee? Wha's a dummockwashee?"

Go patriot party!

Go patriot party!

I second that, Borman.

Secret IC

We thank Borman Empire and The Transylvania for their support. However, we may need some help. Could you send some 'poll workers,' to "make sure all votes count?" I think this is self-explanatory. Thanks!

-Martin McCarthy, Chairman of the Patriot Party

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Am I purposefully being disincluded in these topics?

a) I'm not in the attention line when I'm quite sure I contributed a LOT to this war and resulting problems.
b) I am not being notified of these topics (at least for interest's sake) by the other allies.

Am I purposefully being disincluded in these topics?OOC: I don't think it's purposefully as in "let's hide this from Tim," but perhaps in the sense that "he's not one of the occupying powers." It's probably an oversight more than anything.

Moderates! w00t!

This whole post is a Secret IC:

The Council of Twelve (OOC: Look at my sig for info on the CoT) with have a meeting about this. Will get back to you ASAP

- Father Cain Marko, a High Priest of Council of Twelve

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In Bucharest, at the Council of Twelve headquarters. The Twelve were in a meeting about RB problem.

“That want what?” asked Doctor Donald Pierce, a man in the mid-20s with short light brown hair and green eyes. Before Count JWolf could say it, Lord Paris beat him to it and said “The want 'poll workers’, to make sure all votes count. You got that, Doctor.” Lord Paris is a 28 year old man with long black hair, in a ponytail, and a hazel eyes. “I see, now.” said the Doctor.

“Now, who thinks we should send ‘poll workers’ to Roach-Busters?” asked Count JWolf.

Eight hands rose into the air. “It looks like a eight to twelve vote. It will pass.” said Count JWolf. “Ok, I have an idea to get them there. Lord Paris, have your best men ready.” Lord Paris is the leader of Transylvania Mafia.

“We will, Count.” said Lord Paris.

“With that done, I will contact Mr. McCarthy. “ said Count JWolf “Y’all can go.” With that, the twelve counts, lords, or etcs left the room.

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Dear Mr. McCarthy,

We will send some ‘poll workers’. Don’t know how many right now. I have a felling in will be about eight men. They are mafia men. Got any idea how they can get into Roach-Busters? Get back to me ASAP.

- Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

OOC: I don't think it's purposefully as in "let's hide this from Tim," but-

(OOC: Ohhhh, yes it is! :D

J/k ;))

Dear Mr. McCarthy,

We will send some ‘poll workers’. Don’t know how many right now. I have a felling in will be about eight men. They are mafia men. Got any idea how they can get into Roach-Busters? Get back to me ASAP.

- Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

Secret IC

Have them disguise themselves as commies, say they were exiled by J.L., and that they're returning home. They should be allowed in. After that, it's fair game.

-Martin McCarthy

(OOC: Ohhhh, yes it is! :D

J/k ;))

OOC:This is why you never attack RB; he'll forget about you. ;)

Secret IC

We need more people to "coach" voters and ensure they vote correctly. Also, we need some technical experts who are proficient in vote-rigging.

-Martin McCarthy

Secret IC

Have them disguise themselves as commies, say they were exiled by J.L., and that they're returning home. They should be allowed in. After that, it's fair game.

-Martin McCarthy

Secret IC

I will send a message to their leader, Lord Paris. Commies they will become. Hold on, I sound like Yoda from that Star Wars movie. Plus, I have sent a message to one of your people in the patriot party about a bodyguard job. Did he get it?

- Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

OOC: Don't have time to post anything with the men right now. I will do it later after I get home.

Secret IC

I will send a message to their leader, Lord Paris. Commies they will become. Hold on, I sound like Yoda from that Star Wars movie. Plus, I have sent a message to one of your people in the patriot party about a bodyguard job. Did he get it?

- Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

OOC: Don't have time to post anything with the men right now. I will do it later after I get home.

Secret IC

Yes, he got it. And he accepts. Thanks.

-Martin McCarthy

Secret IC

On the rooftop of the Cringing Coward Party Convention Headquarters, a heavily breathing, wide-eyed, broad-shouldered man with thick hands bursting with muscle, long, elegant, tapered fingers, grotesquely huge biceps, and a barrel-shaped chest, peered down silently through the glass roof and watched the idiots babble about their asinine political views. Wearing a black fedora, a black bandana covering his lower face, a black trenchcoat, black latex gloves made of nonporous cloth, black, leather, baggy trousers, and tall, scrupulously polished black boots, he chuckled in a soft, sinister voice as he contemplated what he was about to do. Whipping out a scalpel, he slowly and stealthily sliced a circle in the roof, and plopped out a chunk of glass, making a perfectly round hole. He checked his bag. All the cannisters were full. Good. Frantically, hurriedly, he began tossing the cannisters down into the room, and they immediately began spraying highly toxic, lethal gas everywhere. Within minutes, everyone dropped dead. He smiled. Mission accomplished!

...Encrypting...
...2 VX Encryption...

Un-Official Imperial Communique:

To: Martin McCarthy
From: Chancellor Licinius

We have several small Dinosaur teams within your nation in addition to Viper who was vacationing in his large estate. We will have them show voters that the patriot party is the correct party.

End Transmission

The man took out his satellite phone and dialed Skar Tactical Inc. "Hello, Mr. Skar? I've been hired to make all the political candidates- except Remital, of course- disappear. But the Moderate Party Convention Headquarters is too well guarded. Could you help me? The Patriot Party will pay you the same fee as me- one trillion dollars. Thanks!" He hung up.

...Encrypting...
...2 VX Encryption...

Un-Official Imperial Communique:

To: Martin McCarthy
From: Chancellor Licinius

We have several small Dinosaur teams within your nation in addition to Viper who was vacationing in his large estate. We will have them show voters that the patriot party is the correct party.

End Transmission

Secret IC

To: His Excellency, Chancellor Licinius
From: Martin McCarthy

Thank you, sir. I humbly, graciously, and gratefully accept your benevolent, selfless offer. If it's not too much trouble, could you provide some explosives, too? I want to send some Shoobans on suicide missions against occupying troops. Oh, and some vote-rigging equipment would help, too. Thanks!

TAG

Secret IC

The man sneaked into the building, holding a voice-changing device which he would use to make his voice sound like President Mike Sarzo's. He walked over to the microphone, which, when activated, would allow him to address all of RB City via loudspeakers. Smiling, he turned it on, then turned on the voice-changing device.

"Shoobans," he said, in Sarzo's voice. "I am President Michael Sarzo of Sarzonia. Me...and all of my soldiers...love sausage!"

Smiling, he left.

RB City, Roach-Busters

Skar stepped out of a cab near the primary polling center. It would be mostly digital polling stuff, this year. All the easier. This particular center also acted as a hub for all of the counting, so this area would be particularly vital. He stepped into a nearby alleyway, donning his sneaking suit...

RB City, Roach-Busters

Skar stepped out of a cab near the primary polling center. It would be mostly digital polling stuff, this year. All the easier. This particular center also acted as a hub for all of the counting, so this area would be particularly vital. He stepped into a nearby alleyway, donning his sneaking suit...

(OOC: Can we assume Skar has a satellite phone?)

The man dialed Skar's number. I'll need his help wasting the Moderate Party at their stupid convention, he thought.

Secret IC

To: His Excellency, Chancellor Licinius
From: Martin McCarthy

Thank you, sir. I humbly, graciously, and gratefully accept your benevolent, selfless offer. If it's not too much trouble, could you provide some explosives, too? I want to send some Shoobans on suicide missions against occupying troops. Oh, and some vote-rigging equipment would help, too. Thanks!

...Encrypting...
...2 VX Encryption completed...

Un-Official Imperial Communique:

To: Martin McCarthy
From: Chancellor Licinius

If you can stop by Viper's house (Paul Remital has the adress) you can take upto 5 tons of explosives of verying types. If you need any weapons those are there too, you can take up to 10,000 weapons of varying types. There should also be 20 Dinosaurs there who can assist in your mission.

End Transmission

...Encrypting...
...2 VX Encryption completed...

Un-Official Imperial Communique:

To: Martin McCarthy
From: Chancellor Licinius

If you can stop by Viper's house (Paul Remital has the adress) you can take upto 5 tons of explosives of verying types. If you need any weapons those are there too, you can take up to 10,000 weapons of varying types. There should also be 20 Dinosaurs there who can assist in your mission.

End Transmission

Secret IC

Thanks, I'll definitely meet him there.

-Martin McCarthy

I'm about two seconds from insta-ignoring this entire war, though. So, oversight or not, blah.

OOC:This is why you never attack RB; he'll forget about you. ;)

OOC: When the bloody hell did I attack RB? Christ, are you all blind? :mad:

I'm about two seconds from insta-ignoring this entire war, though. So, oversight or not, blah.

That's your choice, Tim.

I'm about two seconds from insta-ignoring this entire war, though. So, oversight or not, blah.

OOC: Why?

Secret IC

Yes, he got it. And he accepts. Thanks.

-Martin McCarthy

Secret IC:

Ok, I will be on my way to Roach-Busters and tell Mr. Remital that, I’m on the way. And because I will using my jet black Gulfstream V jet, the six ‘poll workers’ can come with me as part of my bodyguard unit. The plane’s call number is Wolf999. Can you have transports at the airport to pick us up?

- Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

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The Count had to head the castle and get some stuff first. As he did that, the jet was being fueled. He was down where his armories are at, half a mile under the castle. He was in one of the four armories looking around. This armory had his swords and daggers in it. Picking up a pair of Samurai swords (http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_swords/swords_dragon_samurai_sword.jpg), he hook them on the right side of his black belt. Moving down the line, he picked up two Wolf bowies (http://www.tizzys.com/images/bowieknife_wolf.jpg) and placed them in his boot, the inside of the legs. Rolled his pant legs back down, he exited the room and went to the next armory. This armory had real armor in. There is armor in there from Ancient Greece and the other year times. The Count took a bullet-proof vest off the rack and put it on. Shutting that armory up, he head into the next one. This one had guns and more guns. He took down a shoulder hostler for two Colt type revolvers. Then he placed two Colt Single-Action Army Revolver, Artillery model, in their spaces. He put on sring-loaded hold for pistol on the inside of his arms. Then put a Heckler & Kock 9mm P7 in each of them. Then pulled an SOCOM out and a silencer, too. And placed them by the door. He when back in and got an Desert Eagle out. As the Count left the armory, he picked up the SOCOM and a black leather duster, to hide the weapons. He placed the gun in the inside hidden pocket and took his bodyguard license of the wall then put it in his right pocket. He took a pair of sunglasses off the rack and put them on. Then pull on a black West Coast Chopper beanie and headed upstairs. He was in the car minutes later, heading to the airport.

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After about 30 minutes later, he was in the jet with ‘poll workers’. Each one of them had a bodyguard license like Count JWolf. The jet was in that air heading to Roach-Busters. It will be six hour long travel.

OOC: RB, you can land the plane in your airport.

OOC: RB, you can land the plane in your airport.

The plane skidded to a halt on the runway, as a long limosine pulled up to pick up the new arrivals.

The plane skidded to a halt on the runway, as a long limosine pulled up to pick up the new arrivals.

Count JWolf and the other men hurried down the jet's ramp. Then hopped inside the limo. "Patriot Party headquarters. Please?” said the Count.

Count JWolf and the other men hurried down the jet's ramp. Then hopped inside the limo. "Patriot Party headquarters. Please?” said the Count.

The driver nodded and sped off.

Half an hour later, they were there.

Green Sun has released this pro-Patriot Party video for Roach-Busters and Green Sun for their support.

President Uziel is shown on screen.
"Hello. As you know, I'm President Uziel Fastrin. Many of you have heard of the elections in Roach-Busters and how tehy are being controlled by four other nations occupying Roach-Busters. Roach-Busters is just trying to convert to a peaceful, democratic nation who has no wishes to oppress anybody. Which is why I we want you to support the Roach-Busters Patriot Party."
The camera angle changes. President Uziel turns his head.
"Now, we don't have anything personal against any of Roach-Buster's occupying powers. One of them is a member of The Empire of One. However their rash actions have caused Roach-Busters and its people much grief, and they have also threatened to kill Risbanian diplomats for a suspicion of Risban having mercenaries in a nation that was not their own.
"Roach-Busters is at a turning point in their history. We cannot allow another nation to judge what is to become of Roach-Busters. We must help Roach-Busters be free from international control. Everybody needs a chance to rule themselves."

"This message has been brought to you by the 'Save RB Foundation'," an anonymous voice says from off-screen as it turns black, revealing sponsors and other bits an pieces of information. The video has been broadcasted worldwide.

Green Sun has released this pro-Patriot Party video for Roach-Busters and Green Sun for their support.

President Uziel is shown on screen.
"Hello. As you know, I'm President Uziel Fastrin. Many of you have heard of the elections in Roach-Busters and how tehy are being controlled by four other nations occupying Roach-Busters. Roach-Busters is just trying to convert to a peaceful, democratic nation who has no wishes to oppress anybody. Which is why I we want you to support the Roach-Busters Patriot Party."
The camera angle changes. President Uziel turns his head.
"Now, we don't have anything personal against any of Roach-Buster's occupying powers. One of them is a member of The Empire of One. However their rash actions have caused Roach-Busters and its people much grief, and they have also threatened to kill Risbanian diplomats for a suspicion of Risban having mercenaries in a nation that was not their own.
"Roach-Busters is at a turning point in their history. We cannot allow another nation to judge what is to become of Roach-Busters. We must help Roach-Busters be free from international control. Everybody needs a chance to rule themselves."

"This message has been brought to you by the 'Save RB Foundation'," an anonymous voice says from off-screen as it turns black, revealing sponsors and other bits an pieces of information. The video has been broadcasted worldwide.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you.

-Martin McCarthy

Count JWolf and the six other men got out then headed inside slowly, so they did not look off of place. After they entered, the Count took off his sunglasses of and placed them in his top pocket. Walking up to the front desk, he asked. “Can you get me Mr. McCarthy or Mr. Remital? Or show me to their offices?”

OOC: Why?

OOC: It's a crock of lies, OOC deception, bullshit and poor planning on the part of those involved (despite us trying extremely hard to make it good, it bombed horribly). And I don't want to be involved in it anymore. These nations cost me myself as an RP character and blamed me for it. How do you think I feel?

OOC: Okay, people, let's stop the press for a second. We have waaay too many people attacking Pacitalia, and not enough hostile stances toward teh otehr occupyers, first of all. It would be great to kick him out of RB, but that would give more power to the other 3. Think about that. With all the deception, you all should pay VERY close attantion on what's going on. I'm not getting involved with espionage like you guys because I think it's funner to point and laugh at their facce. Stop ganging up on him, alright? It causes good RPs to go bad.

Farmina would tend to support either the both the Christian Democratic Party and the Patriot Party. We do however wish to know which parties would be inclined to form some sort of policy regarding the repayment of JL's debt to Professor Walter.

We also enquire to the type of voting systems used in the election.

Open declaration by:
Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs

OOC: It's a crock of lies, OOC deception, bullshit and poor planning on the part of those involved (despite us trying extremely hard to make it good, it bombed horribly). And I don't want to be involved in it anymore. These nations cost me myself as an RP character and blamed me for it. How do you think I feel?

OOC: Not so good. You can change sides if you wish.

OOC: Or I could become a third party and just pwn everyone... wait, no, not enough energy or desire to do that. ;)

OOC: Okay, people, let's stop the press for a second. We have waaay too many people attacking Pacitalia, and not enough hostile stances toward teh otehr occupyers, first of all. It would be great to kick him out of RB, but that would give more power to the other 3. Think about that. With all the deception, you all should pay VERY close attantion on what's going on. I'm not getting involved with espionage like you guys because I think it's funner to point and laugh at their facce. Stop ganging up on him, alright? It causes good RPs to go bad.

OOC: GS, for the 10 millionth time, I'm not an occupying power. I have 0, zero, zilch, nada, zip, no troops whatsoever inside Roach-Busterian territory.

Thanks for the support, though.

OOC: GS, for the 10 millionth time, I'm not an occupying power. I have 0, zero, zilch, nada, zip, no troops whatsoever inside Roach-Busterian territory.

Thanks for the support, though.

OOC: Pacitalia is NOT an occupying power. It does seem ALOT like he has aligned himself with the occupiers, but he is not one.

At request of thread author, iLock.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation