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Following the resignation, capture, and ousting of Generalissimo J.L., and the implementation of a new constitution drafted by Hamptonian political scientists, RB officials will henceforth hold presidential elections as specified by the constitution. Congressman Morton Weldstan- one of the key figures behind RB's peaceful transition to HamptonSAP occupation- insists that as many international observers as possible show up, "to ensure that no rigging, bribery, or other antidemocratic, corrupt tendencies show up." Weldstan will be running as the Moderate Party's presidential candidate.

Other candidates are:

Paul Remital of the Patriot Party. If elected, he promises to mobilize the entire populace against the occupiers, rescue J.L., and re-instate him. However, the extremely vast majority of the population (even those who are adamantly pro-J.L.) are weary of war and resoundingly reject his platform.

Jon Carrie of the Lefty Loosy Party. If elected, he promises to introduce a few moderately socialist laws- minimum wage, government-subsidized healthcare, regulation of some of the bigger businesses, federal funding of education, etc.

George Quayle of the Neoconservative Paty. If elected, he will massively increase government spending (although at a slightly slower rate than the LLP) while spewing small government rhetoric. Will speak out strongly against communism, yet will do little or nothing to stop its spread.

Father Theodore Caulfield of the Christian Democratic Party. If elected, he will scrap RB's constitution and write an entirely new one based 100% on the Bible.

Alexander Khan of the Warmonger Party. If elected, he will eliminate all government spending except that for defense and law enforcement, which he will increase exponentially. He will make military service and gun ownership compulsory for all citizens, and promises to entangle the nation in at least 27 wars in his first year of power alone.

Friedrich Marx of the RB Communist Party. Will establish a radically socialist, collectivist, anticapitalist, anti-religion, totalitarian one-party state, and will send all intellectuals, Christians, etc. to gulags or re-education camps.

Rudolf Goerring of the RB Nazi Party. All he will reveal of his platform is that, "I will make RB the reincarnation of the Third Reich. Hitler will be proud."

Timmy Farter of the Cringing Coward Party. Will massively reduce military, law enforcement, and intelligence spending, show no backbone in foreign or domestic affairs, and make RB the world's punching bag. He is doing extremely poorly in the polls, and has had 337 attempts on his life in the past week alone.

Michael Paul of the RB Libtertarian Party. He will "reduce government to microscopic proportions."

This election promises to be an historic one- it will be the first election in RB history in which Shoobans will have full voting rights. How this will effect the results has yet to be determined.

Feel free to endorse candidates or ask candidates questions!

SWEET, THERE IS A GUY NICKNAMED HOGGIE :-D

IC:
We ask the Moderate Party, and the Communist Party, what their stance towards Hogsweat and Hogsweatian Communism is, and whether if both are elected will they trade with Hogsweat?

SWEET, THERE IS A GUY NICKNAMED HOGGIE :-D

IC:
We ask the Moderate Party, and the Communist Party, what their stance towards Hogsweat and Hogsweatian Communism is, and whether if both are elected will they trade with Hogsweat?

Weldstan: "I will pursue a neutral foreign policy, friendly toward all."

Marx: "I will exchange military bases with all communist nations, trade with all communist nations, and break off relations with all capitalist nations. I will kill as many capitalists as possible- whether they be men, women, or even children!"

So far, Shoobans have been voting overwhelmingly in favor of people who aren't even real (Big Bird, Elmo, and Tony the Tiger) and in favor of inanimate objects (such as raisins, grapes, Sarzonian flags, and even toilet seats).

bump

[OOC: It's Hamptonian, not Hamptonshirian.]

OOC: Lol. It looks like RB is gonna be a punching bag. Heh

IC:

Imperial Statement from the Risban Empire

The Grand Imperium of Risban fully endorses Paul Remital and wishes him the best of luck.

-Alexander Perkins, Minister for Foreign Affairs

[OOC: It's Hamptonian, not Hamptonshirian.]

(OOC: Sorry.)

(OOC: Please be sure you DO NOT vote with puppets. One nation, one vote. Thanks!)

(OOC: Okay...only T.M.E. is my puppet...wish you would have said something earlier...sorry...the other ones used to be mine but i have given them to other people so they really aren't puppets...even if they do what I do. Sorry!)

Vote!

We would like to know whether any of the candidates would encourage RB companies to invest in MartianWhittier economy?

(MartianWhittier can't vote cause it just a colony and as such, can't make foriegn policy decisions). I'll be voting with Whittier-.

We would like to know whether any of the candidates would encourage RB companies to invest in MartianWhittier economy?

(MartianWhittier can't vote cause it just a colony and as such, can't make foriegn policy decisions). I'll be voting with Whittier-.

All candidates say yes, except the Communist Party and Warmonger Party candidates.

(MartianWhittier can't vote cause it just a colony and as such, can't make foriegn policy decisions). I'll be voting with Whittier-.
OOC: I dont think it's an IC election. Unless you think RB actually ICly lets other nations vote in his governments instead of his people.

To Alexander Khan of the Warmonger Party:

"What is your view on the creation of external alliances with smaller nations, for example, say, The Republic of Skinny87?"

Official Imperial Response:

To show our support for Paul Remital we will be donating 5 trillion dollars to his campaign. We will also send over 100 Political experts and consultants to assist wiht his campaign.

OOC; So you just sent the US GDP to help 1 candidate :rolleyes:

Encrypted Communique

To-Paul Remital
From-Skar Tactical Inc.
RE:Elections

Greetings,

I could not help but notice you happen to belong to the same party as a good friend of mine, the former Generalismo JL. I intend to see him freed, as he is one of my most loyal customers. As you may or may not know, I have served JL well in the past. I am now offering you my services right now to make sure you are elected president of Roach-Busters.

OOC:I should have time to RP the assasinations now.

Official Reply:

How will each and every party look at the Imperial Commonwealth if elected?
Department of Foreign Affairs

Though we mourn the ousting of J.L. and the subsequent end of Roach-Buster's strong anti-communist stance, in our opinion Roach-Busters would be best served by a moderate course of action, for the near future at least. Thus, we are, in our capacity as a nation that has had little or no dealings with Roach-Busters in the past, endorsing the Moderate Party candidate, Morton Weldstan.

Secret Telegram to Patriot Party:
Though we disagree with some of the actions taken by J.L. in the years leading up to the Sarzonian war, we are willing to overlook these positions, for the sake of rescuing a hero against the Red Menace. Please, contact us if you need "campaign contributions."

OOC: Are you taking into account the findings of the PID-CDRB or was all of that worthless in perspective?

We support The Communist Party!

From:
Dictator Scharfetter

OOC: Are you taking into account the findings of the PID-CDRB or was all of that worthless in perspective?

OOC: What is it?

Secret IC: The political advisors and consultants for Paul Remital un loaded off their large private jet. Almost all of them made their way to a convoy of cars heading for Paul Remital’s headquarters, but five of them did not. These five donned black hats and black glasses. In a staggered group they left the airport and made their way to a parked black sedan in the parking lot. They opened the door and climbed inside.

“Good evening gentleman. You’re the men who want to turn on Remital and help Morton 'Hoggie' Weldstan I presume?”

“That’s us.”

“Drive,” the driver started the sedan and took off as the conversation continued. “We will use your high positions within Remital’s group to filter information out. And we can make up rumors and you can help to back them up. We can…oh the possibilities are numerous. But anyway, we will discuss that further with Morton. We’re taking you to meet him now. He should be in a meeting with Jon Carrie, they’re going to attempt to work together.”

“We’re here.”

The men looked out the window to see Weldstan’s campaign headquarters. Long lines of people were being screened by security on their way into the building.

“We’re gonna have a long time to get in.”

“We have our own back entrance, no security, no hassle, no time, no other people.”

“Good.”

The van stopped and the 7 men got out and walked through a thick steel door painted to match the back wall. After following several halls and passing through several doors they came to a large elevator. They piled inside and went to the 14th floor.

“Welcome.” An attendant greeted them and led them to a large set of double oak doors. Jon Carrie and Morton Weldstan are waiting for you inside.”

“Thank you.”

The man who had talked in the car opened the door and walked inside. Three walls filled with posters, charts, and TV monitors came into view, along with a large glass window for the fourth wall. In the middle was a relatively small wooden table, able to comfortably fit 10 people. Sitting across from each other at the sides rather than heads were Jon Carrie and Morton 'Hoggie' Weldstan. A guard stood on each side of the door and saluted as the men walked in. The two candidates rose and walked over to shake hands.

“I want to thank you for your services, now please take a seat,” Morton and Jon began to turn to head back to the table.

All of a sudden the men put their fingers to the earpieces concealed in their ears.

“We have other people who want to help outside, and they inform us that some of Remital’s men are outside. I’m sending three of my men to secure the perimeter and set up cameras throughout the building.”

“No need, we have cameras,” Morton changed his course and went over to a monitor and turned it on, static. “Hmm…that’s strange, I guess they stopped the camera’s somehow. Go ahead.”

The three back men walked down the hallway and got into the elevator.

As the two candidates, the two men form the car, and the two black men sat down Morton nodded to the guards. They stepped outside and shut the doors and then crept off to follow the other men.

The three men had split up, one was on the top floor, one the middle floor, and one the ground floor. They were setting up remote operated cameras, and as they did they set up explosives throughout their floors. After covering a total of 9 floors the men met up in the elevator.

“Did you get your targets?”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“Good. To the basement.”

The elevator went down and down and eventually came to the basement. The doors slid open and the two guards form the conference room and two others stood there. The two from the conference room had their arms crossed while the other two held tranquilizer guns.

“You’ve been doing some suspicious activity, you’ll have to come with us and explain.”

“We’re setting up cameras, you know that.” As one man spoke to the guards the other two slid their hands into their jackets and they came to rest on their silenced pistols.

“No, I don’t think you are. HEY YOU! Get your hand out of your jacket.”

The two men pulled their hands out along with their guns and fired into the heads of the men wielding the tranquilizer guns. The leader of the three jerked his arm and a hunting knife fell into his hand. He lunged forward and drove it into the heart of the second guard. The other two fired upon the last guard as their leader killed the other one.

The three hid the bodies behind some large pipes in the basement. Quickly they got to work on setting up all the remaining explosives in the basement, to help the building crumble upon itself.
--------------------------------
In the conference room:
“So you can actually do that.”

Both the men from Remital shook their heads. For the last half hour or so they had been convincing Morton and Jon that they could help Remital look like a traitor. And for that whole time their hands had been under the table, fondling their silenced pistols.

As the nodded the doors flew open and a guard ran in. “We had four men following those three guys. I heard gunshots on the radio and then silence.”

Morton, Jon, and the tow men from the van instantly looked at the two men sitting at the table. The tow jumped up and fired a shot into the guard who had came and then one shot the van driver while the other shot the man who had talked to them in the van.

Morton and Jon cowered back in their chairs and started pleading.

“Wha...what do you want? Money, women, power? I can give it to you.”

“I want you to drop out of the election.”

“I will, please don’t kill me!”

“I know you will.” The each man shot one candidate and then the other.
-------------------------------
The five men climbed into the van in the back parking lot.

“Start ‘er up and turn on the security frequency.”

One man hopped into the driver seat and started the van while another turned on a radio tuned to the frequency of the headquarters’ security.

“There’s some blood on the floor here. I fear those guards are dead.”

“Anyone find those men yet?”

“SHIT! I found the guards, all dead.”

“OH MY GOD! I’m in the conference room and everyone is dead. And the men are missing.”

The leader of the small team took out a small thin white box. He snapped open a plastic covering painted white to reveal a round bright red button labeled “Boom”. He looked out the back window to see the headquarters slipping away in the distance and pressed the button.

An explosion filled his view as smoke, concrete, bodies, and more shot out in every direction. Flames snapped into place of the smoke and the smoke shot up into the sky. The building started to collapse further, and then it was out of view.

OOC:Can I have my SAVAK guys assasinate a candidate?

OOC:Can I have my SAVAK guys assasinate a candidate?

(OOC: Sure, but don't make it too obvious.)

(OOC2: Doom, you can help, too. Thanks!)

OOC: -cough- Kill Weldstan -cough-
Hehe.

Woot, go warmonger, I make profits off of wars, so go war!

Sorry about that.

Hold on a sec? Did you say "okay" To someone asking to assassinate a runner? :sniper:

Secret Telegram to Patriot Party:
Though we disagree with some of the actions taken by J.L. in the years leading up to the Sarzonian war, we are willing to overlook these positions, for the sake of rescuing a hero against the Red Menace. Please, contact us if you need "campaign contributions."

Yes, we would appreciate them very much. Many thanks.

-Paul Remital

Yes, we would appreciate them very much. Many thanks.

-Paul Remital

Let us know what you need and how we can get it to you.

Let us know what you need and how we can get it to you.

Secret Telegram

Any help would be appreciated. Also, could you help me fund a "Rescue J.L." movement?

-Paul Remital

Any help would be appreciated. Also, could you help me fund a "Rescue J.L." movement?

-Paul Remital

Of course we will help with such a movement...unofficially, of course. We are able wire money to your accounts and provide you with intelligence assests should you need them. More overt help will, I'm afraid, have to wait until the movement becomes better established, or if a scandal or accident of some sort can de-legitimize the elections.

I hope we can be of service.

Woot, go warmonger, I make profits off of wars, so go war!

Sorry about that.

Hold on a sec? Did you say "okay" To someone asking to assassinate a runner? :sniper:

Secret IC

I did indeed say "okay." I will resort to any means necessary to ensure that I win.

-Paul Remital

Of course we will help with such a movement...unofficially, of course. We are able wire money to your accounts and provide you with intelligence assests should you need them. More overt help will, I'm afraid, have to wait until the movement becomes better established, or if a scandal or accident of some sort can de-legitimize the elections.

I hope we can be of service.

Secret IC

We need weapons. Lots of them. And men, too. I plan on gathering many pro-J.L. nations to boycott Hampton-SAP to pressure them to release J.L., his wife, and his Cabinet, and bring them home.

-Paul Remital

The Society of Shadows was always ready to further its cause....

Secret Telegram from a shadowy office deep in Imperial Palace, to Paul Remital....
Hello. I am a member of the Risban Imperial Parliament. I am also the mastermind behind the rumored Society of Shadows. Yes, we do exist in nations such as Risban, Green Sun, Upper Xen, the Consortium of Shadows region, and others... We wish to further our influence within Roach-Busters.
Thus, we will offer you any help we can to eliminate your competition and allow for you to gain power and rescue J.L. We do this with neither the knowledge nor the consent of the Imperial Leadership and Parliament. We specialize in special operations, intelligence, and transport of arms.
If you can perhaps get your war-mongering opponent to aid you, together you two will be able to seize control of the nation and restore J.L. to power.
We invite you to join the Society of Shadows... To enter our fold.
We help those among us.

Regards,
Lord Z.


OOC: Hehe. Perfect opportunity for me to get the SoS running. The Shadow Society (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8095608) was the original topic for sign-ups... But, I forgot it existed for a small bit. Heh.

Green SUn will aid the Moderation Party in their goal.

OOC: RB, I'll do an IC post of smuggling weapons/men into the country tomorrow, as I don't have time tonight (damn homework!) Good thread, so far.

The Society of Shadows was always ready to further its cause....

Secret Telegram from a shadowy office deep in Imperial Palace, to Paul Remital....
Hello. I am a member of the Risban Imperial Parliament. I am also the mastermind behind the rumored Society of Shadows. Yes, we do exist in nations such as Risban, Green Sun, Upper Xen, the Consortium of Shadows region, and others... We wish to further our influence within Roach-Busters.
Thus, we will offer you any help we can to eliminate your competition and allow for you to gain power and rescue J.L. We do this with neither the knowledge nor the consent of the Imperial Leadership and Parliament. We specialize in special operations, intelligence, and transport of arms.
If you can perhaps get your war-mongering opponent to aid you, together you two will be able to seize control of the nation and restore J.L. to power.
We invite you to join the Society of Shadows... To enter our fold.
We help those among us.

Regards,
Lord Z.


OOC: Hehe. Perfect opportunity for me to get the SoS running. The Shadow Society (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8095608) was the original topic for sign-ups... But, I forgot it existed for a small bit. Heh.

If it's to help J.L., I'll join without hesitation.

-Paul Remital

Green SUn will aid the Moderation Party in their goal.

Secret IC

Why not aid me? I promise, if you can help the Patriot Party return to power, we will reward you- and anyone else who helps us- very handsomely.

-Paul Remital

If it's to help J.L., I'll join without hesitation.

-Paul Remital


Consider yourself one of us. What do you need? We can give you anything but a navy and an air force.

-Lord Richard Gaius Zorag

Consider yourself one of us. What do you need? We can give you anything but a navy and an air force.

-Lord Richard Gaius Zorag

I need men. Lots and lots of men. And weapons would help, too. Oh, and could you, uh...make some of the candidates, well, shall we say...'disappear?' That would be most helpful.

-Paul Remital

OOC: We voted for the wrong guy ><
IC:
Green Sun will do everything it can to aid Paul Remital and/or the removal of the occupying forces.

OOC: We voted for the wrong guy ><
IC:
Green Sun will do everything it can to aid Paul Remital and/or the removal of the occupying forces.

Secret IC

Thank you. If we are successful, you will be generously compensated.

-Paul Remital

I need men. Lots and lots of men. And weapons would help, too. Oh, and could you, uh...make some of the candidates, well, shall we say...'disappear?' That would be most helpful.

-Paul Remital



We would be able to get up to 2,500 trained soldiers at your disposal. However, you would have to contact the Risban Ministry of Foreign Affairs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393941) and offer to swap embassies and allow a military base. The Minister won't expect anything. I will have one of the puppet generals send loyal troops to man the base. It should not take very long.
As for weapons, we can send a shipment of 25,000 AK-47's.
We will aid in making Jon Carrie, George Quayle, Father Theodore Caulfield, Friedrich Marx, and Michael Paul disappear. We'll try convincing Khan to kill Weldstan, and then present proof that he did it... Two down with one stone. We'll keep Farter and Goerring alive so you have some competition.
-Zorag

Secret IC:
If you are not victorious in this election, Green Sun will make sure that you still hold some influence or power in Roach-Busters. We are currently creating Propaganda for anti-occupation purposes in your nation, making you seem like a soon-to-be hero. If you don't win this one, you will in the next.
-Harold Turn, Postmaster General and Feldin Food, Section of Communications

Official Reply:

How will each and every party look at the Imperial Commonwealth if elected?
Department of Foreign Affairs

Secret IC

That depends on who you support. If you can help me 'knock off,' the other candidates, I'll look at the Imperial Commonwealth very favorably.

-Paul Remital

We would be able to get up to 2,500 trained soldiers at your disposal. However, you would have to contact the Risban Ministry of Foreign Affairs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393941) and offer to swap embassies and allow a military base. The Minister won't expect anything. I will have one of the puppet generals send loyal troops to man the base. It should not take very long.
As for weapons, we can send a shipment of 25,000 AK-47's.
We will aid in making Jon Carrie, George Quayle, Father Theodore Caulfield, Friedrich Marx, and Michael Paul disappear. We'll try convincing Khan to kill Weldstan, and then present proof that he did it... Two down with one stone. We'll keep Farter and Goerring alive so you have some competition.
-Zorag

Thanks, but Jon Carrie has disappeared already.

-Paul Remital

OOC: -cough- Kill Weldstan -cough-
Hehe.

OOC: Didn't you read my post?

People, Weldstand and Carrie are dead.

IC:
...Encrypting...
...2VX Encryption complete...

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Paul Remital
From: Chancellor Licinius

We will be covertly sending 100,000 Dinosaurs along with 200,000 BEWDs, 100,000 XM8s, 50,000 M60s, 200,000 Deset Eagles, 1,000,000 fragmentation grenades, and 20,000 RM-30 Emperors through many many different transport options. These forces will be arriving over the next week by air, sea, and land. When they reach RB they will report to your headquarters and you cna take control of them.

End Transmission

OOC: Didn't you read my post?

People, Weldstand and Carrie are dead.

IC:
...Encrypting...
...2VX Encryption complete...

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Paul Remital
From: Chancellor Licinius

We will be covertly sending 100,000 Dinosaurs along with 200,000 BEWDs, 100,000 XM8s, 50,000 M60s, 200,000 Deset Eagles, 1,000,000 fragmentation grenades, and 20,000 RM-30 Emperors through many many different transport options. These forces will be arriving over the next week by air, sea, and land. When they reach RB they will report to your headquarters and you cna take control of them.

End Transmission

Thank you, Chancellor. Thank you also for 'knocking off' Weldstan and Carrie. I swear, on my life, one day, I will return the favor.

Thank you, Chancellor. Thank you also for 'knocking off' Weldstan and Carrie. I swear, on my life, one day, I will return the favor.

...Encrypting...
...2VX Encryption...

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Paul Remital
From: Chancellor Licinius

Your welcome, we just want to see RB back to the way it once was. Expect your current toughest competitor to...disappear.

End Transmission

*throws report out the window* I guess not.

General Statement, Four Occupying Powers

At this time the Four Occupying Powers, after anonymous tips, are placing all canidates under full protection. Within ten minutes advanced units of what will eventually be an entire regiment will guard each politician and their family.

This is final.


Signed,
Wolfgang von Hayek
Civilian Administrator, Hamptonian Occupation Zone
Councillor, Council of Review


[OOC: All you nations wanting to move people in, you do have to contend with several thousand HSAP ships and several million occupying troops.]

Pacitalia will also work to defend Roach-Busters from extremist tyranny by donating a minimum 10,000 SAFD agents to counteract and suppress any enemy movements, particularly those of SAVAK.

OOC: Oh... well.. Nevermind about those ones then. Lol.


IC:
SECRET IC
We are having difficulty with the occupying forces... We have no contacts in any of those nations. We would have to operate strictly via an embassy and/or military base.
Our intelligence reports that all remaining candidates have been placed in protective custory. With Weldstan and Carrie dead, your only competition will be from Farter and Marx. If Farter wins, you would be able to easily push him out. Marx might be a different story though. I will tell you that, if Marx wins, the Risban Imperial Government may support you financially, if not militantly. Mind you, Emperor Scorpius does not like fighting wars.

We will slip you funds in a total of $500 Million for now. We will work on getting weapons and men into Roach-Busters.

-Lord R.G. Zorag

Green Sun does not recognize the Occupying Power's actions in Roach-Busters. They are an individual nation now and they have the right to rule themselves.

Green Sun does not recognize the Occupying Power's actions in Roach-Busters. They are an individual nation now and they have the right to rule themselves.

OOC: I've always wanted to say this...

IC:

Read the Constitution.

Secret IC

"Shit," Remital muttered. "We weren't fast enough! Stupid bastards, trying to meddle in our affairs! Ugh. This calls for plan B."

He snapped his fingers, and one of his aides walked in, wearing a mailman uniform. He was holding a package rigged with over ten sticks of dynamite.

"Deliver the package to Mr. Farter," he said. "And, if you can take a few of the occupiers with you, the better!"

We are having difficulty with the occupying forces... We have no contacts in any of those nations.

OOC: You have contact to Pacitalia, which in turn is connected rather well to all four nations.

Pacitalia will also work to defend Roach-Busters from extremist tyranny by donating a minimum 10,000 SAFD agents to counteract and suppress any enemy movements, particularly those of SAVAK.

"Damned Gestapo-wannabes."

-Paul Remital

Secret IC

"Shit," Remital muttered. "We weren't fast enough! Stupid bastards, trying to meddle in our affairs! Ugh. This calls for plan B."

He snapped his fingers, and one of his aides walked in, wearing a mailman uniform. He was holding a package rigged with over ten sticks of dynamite.

"Deliver the package to Mr. Farter," he said. "And, if you can take a few of the occupiers with you, the better!"


OOC: I'm going to be responding to his, it's going to take me about an hour since I have to go to work right now.

It's safe to say that no one is going to die for at least one more hour.

General Statement, Four Occupying Powers

At this time the Four Occupying Powers, after anonymous tips, are placing all canidates under full protection. Within ten minutes advanced units of what will eventually be an entire regiment will guard each politician and their family.

This is final.


Signed,
Wolfgang von Hayek
Civilian Administrator, Hamptonian Occupation Zone
Councillor, Council of Review


[OOC: All you nations wanting to move people in, you do have to contend with several thousand HSAP ships and several million occupying troops.]

OOC: You don't know our plans. Stop godmodding.

OOC: You don't know our plans. Stop godmodding.

OOC: Anonymous tips...and don't talk about godmodding. You're magically whooshing people in and out of the country in minutes without anyone possibly knowing what is going on.

People in glass houses should throw....well, you know.

OOC: You have contact to Pacitalia, which in turn is connected rather well to all four nations.


OOC: Oh. That changes things then. The Shadow Society has all branches of Risban's government riddled with agents and slowly spreading into friendly governments.


IC:

Secret IC to Remittal

We can get several agents into Roach-Busters. There are fourteen total, via connections with the Pacitalian government. Most of them work in Risban Foreign Affairs. We can send them to you. They are highly trained in acquiring information and assasination.
-Lord Zorag

(OOC: Gar! I lost your thread that you sent me via TG. Can you send it again? Also, what the heck? How long have you been occupied? Wait, who's dead? What? What the hell? Woah...)

On some nationally televised news channel in Zoogiedom (conveniently the most famous news channel in the country), secretary of state George Dailey appeared with a determined band of the government's upper echelon. He was pissed. Man, was he pissed.

"What the piss!" he cried angrily, standing on a platform, appearing very imposing indeed. He looked around impressively. "J.L. was massively super. He was a swell guy. Weren't he!?"

He gazed around for support. On cue, a resounding cheer for the Generalissimo rose up and welled in the halls of wherever he was, or maybe he was outside, in which case they bounced and echoed through the valleys and mountains.

"Yeah! That's right!" he cried, even more energetic. A determined rage was working up within him. "JL was teh pwnz0r! Damnit, JL needs to be back, fools!"

He made a vague gesture. He was either extremely pissed, extremely drunk, or both. President Hansien got up to take his place at the podium, or on whatever pedestal he stood.

"Friends, Zoogies, countrymen, and all the silly people who live elsewhere..." he began. "As much as I hate to say it; as much as y'all hate to admit it...Mr. Dailey here is absolutely right. Zoogiedom has not been a country whose government took sides and showed bias in other country's elections. But J.L. was awesome. And his wife, - er, I mean. We all want Generalissimo J.L. back. Roach-Busters needs him like Rome needed Caesar after Caesar died. There is no other JL to take his place, but luckily for you, JL is still around and kickin', ain't he? Therefore, gjwaowaaaaaaaaaaargh......?"

A flying projectile had knocked him flying from the pedestal. It soon became apparent that this was Secretary Dailey himself, fully recovered. He assumed the speaking position. "That's damn right!" he proclaimed. "So what the hell's y'all waiting for? Riot! Scream! March! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahr!"

[News Room]

"This is getting out of hand, Roger. What will the people say?! Gosh!"

"I agree. Let's cut."

"I know, right? Gosh!"

The live video feed was abruptly cut as more rampant cheering rose, engulfing even Dailey's, er, passionate speech. A newswoman appeared on screen instead. "And this is Randoma Namea, reporting live from capital city...from Jaganda, back to you."

The anchor appeared. "Ah, thank you, Randoma. In other news..."

OOC: Anonymous tips...and don't talk about godmodding. You're magically whooshing people in and out of the country in minutes without anyone possibly knowing what is going on.

People in glass houses should throw....well, you know.

I had my people in beforehand sitting in fortified bases. So please, don't accuse me.

OOC: I've always wanted to say this...

IC:

Read the Constitution.
Green Sun has read the constitution and we still believe the Occupying Powers has no right to stay on Roach-Buster soil. Our position stands.

New Prado

"Nikos, we've received word that Risban may be using Pacitalia as a stepping stone, a pawn if you will, to get into Roach-Busters and screw up the elections," Agustinate of International Relations Vasiliou Bandanaris said, gasping for breath having just run up two flights of stairs at lightning speed.

"What the hell?" Nikos said. "Are you positive? Who's involved?"

"The world is just full of anonymous tips today. Hamptonshire got some and took some action on other countries, and also got some more which caused them to put all the election candidates under heavy security to protect their lives," Vasiliou replied.

"And?"

"Well, we got some too," Vasiliou said. "It appears people at Risban's Foreign Affairs department, the embassy here in particular, are involved."

"Did you check the authenticity of the anonymous tipster's information?"

"Yes, it sounds plausible, and although we can't 100% verify it, we're pretty damn close to that."

"Blockade the Risbanian embassy with the SAFD. As quickly as you can, please. And contact the government in Risban for more information. I want to know what the hell these guys are planning. Nobody screws up democracy on our watch."

"Yes, sir. I'll let you know of any other developments."

====

Risbanian Embassy

Within five minutes, the Risbanian embassy was surrounded by barbed-wire fences, stationary guns, surface-to-air stingers (to shoot down escaping helicopters) and almost 300 SAFD men. Men on megaphones were shooting from all directions for the inhabitants to come out with their hands up, but nothing occurred.

Below the roads and buildings, a further 100 men kept watch on the catacombs and sewers in this section of Timiocato, just in case the Risban foreign affairs department wanted to be sneaky and escape that way.

From the air, five helicopters surveyed the Risban embassy complex, and in adjacent buildings, searchlights were trained on the building in the growing darkness to catch any suspicious activity.

"Come out with your hands up, now! This is an order of the SAFD!" Commander Olivetti screamed into his megaphone. "Venga! Vingamea! Veniata! Come out, now! You have ninety seconds before we begin our stationary gun attacks.

Olivetti and the 400 men waited for a sign of life from inside the building.

OOC:My assasin has his own mansion in RB (courtesy of his good friend, JL), so don't be accusing me of anything.

To: Prime Minister (I forgot his name)
From: Paul Remital

How dare you Pacitalians meddle in our affairs! What would Tim Ell say? Oh, I forgot, he was killed- by your so-called 'friends,' with your compliance! Some 'friend,' you are, you dirty, free-loading, no-good, goddamn son of a bitch!

Green Sun is astounded by Pacitalia's demands to remove the Risbanian Embassy. Green Sun could very well consider this an act of war on a member of The Empire of One. In fact, Risban IS a member of TEOO, as well as you are, which can put you in a place of expultion.

SECRET IC: The small team drove their van into a small parking lot behind a brick apartment building. The team got out and entered the building. They ascended to a top floor and entered a spacious apartment. The leader, Jufedkg Vaerus, walked over to the computer and opened his email.

“We got new targets, Friedrich Marx and Timmy Farter. Suit up and grab equipment.”

Each person went to their own rooms and began to get ready.

Jufedkg entered and flipped the switch beneath his bed. Out of sight in a trunk in front of his bed a number panel had silently slid into view. Jufedkg entered a 12-digit pin code and the wall opposite the door slid open. A rectangular white hallway was revealed. Jufedkg walked down it to a thick steel door. Jufedkg turned the knob and another keypad came out, he entered a different 12-digit code. The door swung open and he walked into a circular metallic room. Steel covered the side and reflected the bright white lights on the ceiling. On his left side another desktop computer was set on a platform built into the wall. The wall in front of him had multiple cubbies with different labels and all manner of blueprints sticking out of them. On the far right side of that wall was another hallway, this one 14 feet long. 5 6-foot long hallways broke off form each side of this main one. Each hallway had the sides completely covered in weapons. In total there were 10 ‘cubicles’ of weapons and each one was for a certain category of weapons. On the right side was a thick black rectangular line with a red button on the right side. When the button is pushed the rectangular area slides inward and to the side, revealing another circular room. Along the walls of this room were various parts for a SACS uniform.

Jufedkg walked to the right wall and hit the button. The wall slid away and Jufedkg walked in and put on his SACS. Next he walked into the weapons hallway and went into several cubicles. He had his saber on his side and he grabbed his BEWD. Jufedkg slid the BEWD into the holding port on the back of his suit behind his right arm. He took a desert eagle and put it into the pistol port in his left arm and did another one with the pistol port of his right arm. Then Jufedkg took out two silenced pistols and slid them into the pistol ports in his waist. Finally Jufedkg took out a high-powered sniper rifle and put it in a case.

Jufedkg walked into the entrance hall of the apartment and the other men appeared, dressed likewise.

“I’ve just received word that all candidates are under protection. It will be much harder, but we can do it. We will be receiving aid from other agents and will have to make a much better plan, but we can do it; let’s go.”

Marx walked out of his house, twirling his housekeys and whistling pro-communist tunes cheerfully. He looked down, and saw an envelope:

Please open this envelope, and read the contents aloud, it said.

He opened it and read the note inside: "Sausage."

Suddenly, hundreds of raving, growling, salivating, barking Shoobans lunged onto him from out of the bushes and began tearing and shredding away at his flesh with their pus-covered, cavity-filled, decomposing teeth, eating him alive, as he screamed maniacally. They scratched him with their unkempt, filthy, crooked, sharp fingernails, as they sank their teeth into big chunks of skin, ripped away, and chewed ravenously. Within an hour, he was dead, his body thoroughly chewed through, bloody, and mangled.

(OOC: Shoobans hate the word 'sausage,' and will savagely attack anyone who says the word.)

(OOC: Gar! I lost your thread that you sent me via TG. Can you send it again? Also, what the heck? How long have you been occupied? Wait, who's dead? What? What the hell? Woah...)

On some nationally televised news channel in Zoogiedom (conveniently the most famous news channel in the country), secretary of state George Dailey appeared with a determined band of the government's upper echelon. He was pissed. Man, was he pissed.

"What the piss!" he cried angrily, standing on a platform, appearing very imposing indeed. He looked around impressively. "J.L. was massively super. He was a swell guy. Weren't he!?"

He gazed around for support. On cue, a resounding cheer for the Generalissimo rose up and welled in the halls of wherever he was, or maybe he was outside, in which case they bounced and echoed through the valleys and mountains.

"Yeah! That's right!" he cried, even more energetic. A determined rage was working up within him. "JL was teh pwnz0r! Damnit, JL needs to be back, fools!"

He made a vague gesture. He was either extremely pissed, extremely drunk, or both. President Hansien got up to take his place at the podium, or on whatever pedestal he stood.

"Friends, Zoogies, countrymen, and all the silly people who live elsewhere..." he began. "As much as I hate to say it; as much as y'all hate to admit it...Mr. Dailey here is absolutely right. Zoogiedom has not been a country whose government took sides and showed bias in other country's elections. But J.L. was awesome. And his wife, - er, I mean. We all want Generalissimo J.L. back. Roach-Busters needs him like Rome needed Caesar after Caesar died. There is no other JL to take his place, but luckily for you, JL is still around and kickin', ain't he? Therefore, gjwaowaaaaaaaaaaargh......?"

A flying projectile had knocked him flying from the pedestal. It soon became apparent that this was Secretary Dailey himself, fully recovered. He assumed the speaking position. "That's damn right!" he proclaimed. "So what the hell's y'all waiting for? Riot! Scream! March! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahr!"

[News Room]

"This is getting out of hand, Roger. What will the people say?! Gosh!"

"I agree. Let's cut."

"I know, right? Gosh!"

The live video feed was abruptly cut as more rampant cheering rose, engulfing even Dailey's, er, passionate speech. A newswoman appeared on screen instead. "And this is Randoma Namea, reporting live from capital city...from Jaganda, back to you."

The anchor appeared. "Ah, thank you, Randoma. In other news..."

Hansien was in a conference with his advisers, debating a stance to take on the RB situation. There were numerous people who did not want to get involved - for one, intel in the area was horribly, horribly deficient. Roach-Busters had gotten invaded, occupied, and JL deposed, and they didn't know about it. The whole situation was a mess. However, they all knew JL well and wanted to see him. Back. Now.

Hansien then glanced around for Dailey. He did not see him. He swore, and bolted for the door.

Dailey was on the phone with somebody from the RB government. He wasn't quite sure who. "Yo, tell me what's going on. Gosh!"

Green Sun is astounded by Pacitalia's demands to remove the Risbanian Embassy. Green Sun could very well consider this an act of war on a member of The Empire of One. In fact, Risban IS a member of TEOO, as well as you are, which can put you in a place of expultion.

Obviously it isn't an act of war and Green Sun's government is a foolish waste of oxygen for saying such utter nonsense. We helped to found that alliance and have done nothing to cause bad opinions in The Empire of One. You should be lucky to consider yourself to be in the company of nations like TBD and Xeraph. Risban is a member of the Pacific Rim Alliance - we could expel them if we wanted to, but we won't, because we, unlike yourselves, hold mature government and affairs, and think rationally.

If you find Pacitalia's desire to help Roach-Busters attain true democracy and not make itself look like a fool for being unable to hold a secure and proper election for the first time in a long time a sacrilege, then you are a hypocrite and a nation not to be trusted.

Rescind your comments, or you will regret it.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

Official Imperial Statement:

The following nations have now been placed on Borman's enemy list:

Praetonia
Sarzonia
Artista
Hamptonshire
Pacitalia

Any and all ties with these nations will be severed immediatly.

To: Prime Minister
From: Paul Remital

How dare you Pacitalians meddle in our affairs! What would Tim Ell say? Oh, I forgot, he was killed- by your so-called 'friends,' with your compliance! Some 'friend,' you are, you dirty, free-loading, no-good, goddamn son of a bitch!

No need to swear. We love you too.

Nikos Karagounis

New Prado

"Nikos, we've received word that Risban may be using Pacitalia as a stepping stone, a pawn if you will, to get into Roach-Busters and screw up the elections," Agustinate of International Relations Vasiliou Bandanaris said, gasping for breath having just run up two flights of stairs at lightning speed.

"What the hell?" Nikos said. "Are you positive? Who's involved?"

"The world is just full of anonymous tips today. Hamptonshire got some and took some action on other countries, and also got some more which caused them to put all the election candidates under heavy security to protect their lives," Vasiliou replied.

"And?"

"Well, we got some too," Vasiliou said. "It appears people at Risban's Foreign Affairs department, the embassy here in particular, are involved."

"Did you check the authenticity of the anonymous tipster's information?"

"Yes, it sounds plausible, and although we can't 100% verify it, we're pretty damn close to that."

"Blockade the Risbanian embassy with the SAFD. As quickly as you can, please. And contact the government in Risban for more information. I want to know what the hell these guys are planning. Nobody screws up democracy on our watch."

"Yes, sir. I'll let you know of any other developments."

====

Risbanian Embassy

Within five minutes, the Risbanian embassy was surrounded by barbed-wire fences, stationary guns, surface-to-air stingers (to shoot down escaping helicopters) and almost 300 SAFD men. Men on megaphones were shooting from all directions for the inhabitants to come out with their hands up, but nothing occurred.

Below the roads and buildings, a further 100 men kept watch on the catacombs and sewers in this section of Timiocato, just in case the Risban foreign affairs department wanted to be sneaky and escape that way.

From the air, five helicopters surveyed the Risban embassy complex, and in adjacent buildings, searchlights were trained on the building in the growing darkness to catch any suspicious activity.

"Come out with your hands up, now! This is an order of the SAFD!" Commander Olivetti screamed into his megaphone. "Venga! Vingamea! Veniata! Come out, now! You have ninety seconds before we begin our stationary gun attacks.

Olivetti and the 400 men waited for a sign of life from inside the building.


Risbanian Embassy to Pacitalia
The head of the Imperial High Guard unit of the embassy to Pacitalia recommended an immediate surrender. They were outnumbered and in now what seemed to be hostile territory.
The Risbanian Ambassador to Pacitalia, Lady Amelia "Amy" Pelias, exited the embassy with her entire staff and the guards, beneath a white flag.
The ambassador stood in front. "What ever happened to diplomatic immunity? What's going on here? We want answers!"


Imperial Palace, Risban City- Emperor's Office
Phones were going crazy all over the Defense and Foreign Affairs ministries. Alexander Perkins, High Minister for Foreign Affairs, burst into the Emperor's office, followed by a the Grand General, Grand Admiral, and Lady Chancellor.
"Sire, Pacitalian forces have surrounded our embassy in their nation. Ambassador Pelias and the staff surrendered," said the Foreign Affairs Minister. "We believe they are going to be taken into custody."
"What?" said the young Emperor, standing from his chair. "For what purpose? This is an outrage."
Perkins nodded. "Yes, sir. I have dispatched a telegram to Pacitalia demanding an explanation."
General Skops looked at the Emperor. "Should I have troops ready?"
"No, no..." said the Emperor, shaking his head. "I won't turn to war. Have Prometheus get some people ready, though, just in case."


Imperial Palace, Risban City- Office of the Minister of Industry
Lord Zorag sat in his office, looking quite perturbed. "All of them?"
"Yes, sir," said Marcus Janus, the Deputy Director of the Ministry of Intelligence. "The entire embassy was forced to surrender."
"Damn it! Why don't we have anyone in the Pacitalian government!?... Don't answer that. We need to devise a new plan."



Imperial Telegram to Pacitalia
Emperor Scorpius is furious about the seizure of our embassy in Pacitalia. He demands to know why this happened and also demands that you release the Risbanian citizens and send them home.
-Alexander Perkins, High Minister for Foreign Affairs

Official Imperial Statement:

The following nations have now been placed on Borman's enemy list:

Praetonia
Sarzonia
Artista
Hamptonshire
Pacticalia

Any and all ties with these nations will be severed immediatly.

OOC: Yes, another misspelling to add to my list. ;) Thanks, bud.

IC:

What do you want me to say? Oh, I know. Whatever.

Nikos Karagounis

No need to swear. We love you too.

Nikos Karagounis

Ah, stuff it, Fuhrer. When we destroy Hamptonshire and SAP, we'll take you with them.

-Paul Remital

Obviously it isn't an act of war and Green Sun's government is a foolish waste of oxygen for saying such utter nonsense. We helped to found that alliance and have done nothing to cause bad opinions in The Empire of One. You should be lucky to consider yourself to be in the company of nations like TBD and Xeraph. Risban is a member of the Pacific Rim Alliance - we could expel them if we wanted to, but we won't, because we, unlike yourselves, hold mature government and affairs, and think rationally.

If you find Pacitalia's desire to help Roach-Busters attain true democracy and not make itself look like a fool for being unable to hold a secure and proper election for the first time in a long time a sacrilege, then you are a hypocrite and a nation not to be trusted.

Rescind your comments, or you will regret it.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations


OOC: Risban's withdrawn from the PRA. Check the Foreign Affairs Ministry topic for that news. ;)

In every major RB city, literally millions of people protested the elections. "We don't want democracy, we want J.L.! Bring back J.L.! Bring back J.L.! Down with democracy, long live autocracy, bring back J.L.!"

Obviously it isn't an act of war and Green Sun's government is a foolish waste of oxygen for saying such utter nonsense. We helped to found that alliance and have done nothing to cause bad opinions in The Empire of One. You should be lucky to consider yourself to be in the company of nations like TBD and Xeraph. Risban is a member of the Pacific Rim Alliance - we could expel them if we wanted to, but we won't, because we, unlike yourselves, hold mature government and affairs, and think rationally.

If you find Pacitalia's desire to help Roach-Busters attain true democracy and not make itself look like a fool for being unable to hold a secure and proper election for the first time in a long time a sacrilege, then you are a hypocrite and a nation not to be trusted.

Rescind your comments, or you will regret it.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

Pacitalia should also note that Green Sun helped FOUND The Empire of One. Whatever alliances you have with Risban are no concern of ours. You have no direct proof that Risban is involved with any of this other than their support of their favorite candidate. Even if you did, you have no right to intrude on their embassy, which is technicly their land.

Imperial Telegram to Pacitalia
Emperor Scorpius is furious about the seizure of our embassy in Pacitalia. He demands to know why this happened and also demands that you release the Risbanian citizens and send them home.
-Alexander Perkins, High Minister for Foreign Affairs

They will be held until you explain why Risbanian operatives are to use Pacitalia as a stepping stone to enter Roach-Busters and disrupt the democratic process there. That's final. We don't intend to do your diplomatic entourage harm, but they will be held until some sort of explanation is received from your end. The Pacitalian Central Intelligence Commission will continue to investigate all possibilities and actions taken by your nation and others who seek to destroy us for our actions (in perspective, rather insignificant in the scheme of things).

Nikos Karagounis

...Rescind your comments, or you will regret it...

Official Imperial Communique:

To: Pacticalia
From: Chancellor Licinius

Threatening our allies is not a good thing to do, it can result in death. FUCK YOU!!! Keep it up and you'll find war at your door.

End Transmission

Pacitalia should also note that Green Sun helped FOUND The Empire of One. Whatever alliances you have with Risban are no concern of ours. You have no direct proof that Risban is involved with any of this other than their support of their favorite candidate. Even if you did, you have no right to intrude on Roach-Busters land to expel their embassy, which is technicly their land.

OOC: Uhh, just a note, I'm talking about the Risbanian embassy in Pacitalia, not in Roach-Busters. So it is pretty much our turf.

OOC: I saw that and edited it. Sorry^^

Green Sun will do its best to have you expelled from The Empire of One, Pacilitia.

They will be held until you explain why Risbanian operatives are to use Pacitalia as a stepping stone to enter Roach-Busters and disrupt the democratic process there. That's final. We don't intend to do your diplomatic entourage harm, but they will be held until some sort of explanation is received from your end. The Pacitalian Central Intelligence Commission will continue to investigate all possibilities and actions taken by your nation and others who seek to destroy us for our actions (in perspective, rather insignificant in the scheme of things).

Nikos Karagounis


Imperial Palace- Emperor's Office
"Operatives? What operatives!?" demanded the Emperor of his Minister of Intelligence, Myles Abrahms.
Abrahms, a man who is said to know virtually everything that goes on concerning Risban, didn't know what to say. He had no clue for once. "I-.. I don't know, sir. Prometheus doesn't have any operatives in Pacitalia."
The Emperor frowned, folding his hands in front of himself. "What about the Society of Shadows?"
"It's rubbish," said Grand General Skops. "Just some folklore that your intelligence ministry fought up to scare the populace."
"It is not rubbish," protested Abrahms. "They were behind the terrorist attacks in Risban in January. This could very well be them."
"Are you suggesting that they managed to infiltrate our embassy in Pacitalia?"
"Yes."


Telegram to Pacitalia
The Risban Empire ensures you that we have no operatives in Pacitalia. We have no interst in harming your nation or your people. We demand that you release our citizens before we take action.
We would like proof that the Imperial Government has operatives in Pacitalia or intervening in Pacitalian affairs.
-Perkins, Foreign Affairs


((Must be off for the night!))

In the center of RB City, radical college students burned Pacitalian, Hamptonian, Sarzonian, Praetonian, and Artitsan flags, ripped up copies of the new constitution, and chanted, "We don't give a crap- get rid of SAP! Sarzo has got to go! Tim Ell, your successor will burn in Hell! S-A-P, get away from me!" Many threw tear gas cannisters, upended cars, set buildings of pro-SAP individuals alight, and threw bricks and chunks of mortar at Hamptonian and SAP occupiers, shouting, "Fuck you, imperialists! Get out of RB! Go to Hell!"

Throughout the country, city streets were filled to the capacity by hundreds of millions of people waving portraits of J.L., saying, "We love you, Generalissimo! Come home, Generalissimo! Save us from the imperialists, deliver us from evil, liberate us from communism! We love you, J.L.!"

OOC: I saw that and edited it. Sorry^^

Green Sun will do its best to have you expelled from The Empire of One, Pacilitia.

OOC: No problem, bud. I do it sometimes, too. ;)

IC

Your bluffs never cease to amaze me. I commend you for being so brave in the face of severe danger. Seeing as we've not done anything substantial, or even anything offensive yet, we're sure there will be no decision to expel us. If there is, well, it'll be a shame.

Nikos Karagounis

Pacitalia should have thought before flexing muscle and tried to get the information out of Risban peacefully, followed by support of TEOO, then a flex of muscle. If the latter course of action been taken, Green SUn would not be so determined to have you expelled.

Thousands of disillusioned police officers, college students, workers, businessmen, doctors, and men, women, and children from all walks of life stormed the Pacitalian embassy, throwing stones, sticks of dynamite, pipe bombs, steel pipes, grenades, tear gas cannisters, and gasoline-soaked towels set on fire. Many burned portraits of the Pacitalian P.M., chanted pro-J.L. slogans, and vehemently and profanely denounced Pacitalia for being a "cheap, cop-out, sell-out, double-crossing, ass-kissing disgraceful excuse for an ally."

((I can take 2 positions!))
Green Sun is willing to send a riot squad to qwell the disturbance in from of the Pacitalian embassy. This is no way to protest.

[ooc: you've a way with astoundingly effective insults, RB. ;)]

Many Shoobans- promised better jobs and decent food- took part in the riots. "B'ing bock Mastah J.L.! Bwing da Genewizzeemo home!"

[ooc: you've a way with astoundingly effective insults, RB. ;)]

(OOC: Thanks. :D)

Green Sun, we will support you in your work to rid TEOO of Pacticalia, that pinko pig.

Green Sun is also willing to abduct these Shoobans for...Scientific purposes.

Also, Green Sun has asked Pacitalian diplomats to leave Green Sun, for their own safety. If they are to be ejected from TEOO, followed by a coalition for the removal of Pacitalia from RB, Green Sun is known for its ruthless angry mobs.

(OOC: Just so everyone knows, Shoobans are VERY superstitious)

"Shoobans, J.L. was not your oppressor! He was possed by evil spirits sent by Hamptonshire, Pacitalia, and SAP!" Remital announced, to a crowd of over 250,000 Shoobans. "If you help us boot out the occupiers and bring J.L. back, we'll kill the evil spirits and help you win your homeland back from Hamptonshire, Pacitalia, and SAP- they're the ones who controlled our minds and made us take you over!"

"Hooway! Sankoo bewwy, bewwy motch!" they cheered, applauding. "We's a-goona go ki'k da invada's bootiezzzzzzz!"

(OOC: Thanks. :D)

(OOC: Hey, by the way, what the heck happened? You're...occupied? JL...gone? What? Who?...?)

Hansien stormed into the room, where Dailey was shouting incoherently into the speaker. "Good god, man, what are you raving about?!" He took the phone from Dailey's hands. "Hello? Pizza guy? Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Wait a minute - could ya get me a supreme? Light on the olives? Stupendous."

He put the receiver down and glared at Dailey. "You need to take your medication. God. PR disaster."

Official Statement

The Zoogiedom Government has determined, pending intelligence update on RB notwithstanding, that it is in its best interests to champion Generalissimo J.L. We support no country; allies are on both sides. We support no party; and trust none. Let our purpose be clear - JL, back in power.

OOC: Why ARE you occupied, anyway RB?

(OOC: Hey, by the way, what the heck happened? You're...occupied? JL...gone? What? Who?...?)

Hansien stormed into the room, where Dailey was shouting incoherently into the speaker. "Good god, man, what are you raving about?!" He took the phone from Dailey's hands. "Hello? Pizza guy? Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Wait a minute - could ya get me a supreme? Light on the olives? Stupendous."

He put the receiver down and glared at Dailey. "You need to take your medication. God. PR disaster."

Official Statement

The Zoogiedom Government has determined, pending intelligence update on RB notwithstanding, that it is in its best interests to champion Generalissimo J.L. We support no country; allies are on both sides. We support no party; and trust none. Let our purpose be clear - JL, back in power.

OOC: You don't trust us?! *CRIES*

OOC: You don't trust us?! *CRIES*

There there. Does Borman need a hug? Well, I ain't giving one to you :P

Anyways, I meant the various political factions in RB by 'party,' though, after seeing them, you know, kill each other and stuff. On the one hand, I've always known you and RB as allies. On the other hand, I've always known Praetonia, Sarzonia, and Hamptonshire as allies too. So basically, I'm in a 'wtf' stance.

The Empire of One is always willing to give hugs. President Uziel wishes to give your leader one of his special hugs, aka an Uzi Hug.

There there. Does Borman need a hug? Well, I ain't giving one to you :P

Anyways, I meant the various political factions in RB by 'party,' though, after seeing them, you know, kill each other and stuff. On the one hand, I've always known you and RB as allies. On the other hand, I've always known Praetonia, Sarzonia, and Hamptonshire as allies too. So basically, I'm in a 'wtf' stance.

Praetonia, Sarzonia, and Hamptonshire are your allies? They are disgusting pigs.

The Empire of One is always willing to give hugs. President Uziel wishes to give your leader one of his special hugs, aka an Uzi Hug.

Thank you for the hug.

But President Uziel hasn't arrived yet...

But President Uziel hasn't arrived yet...
Bhalk teleported to him, he can do that.

Praetonia, Sarzonia, and Hamptonshire are your allies? They are disgusting pigs.

They've been allies longer than we've...wait a minute. Aside from our populations, uh, copulating at Uberstock, I don't think we've ever made a formal alliance. Sarzonia has been allies with me for as long as I can remember. Hamptonshire and Praetonia date back to NATO, I believe. You don't mean that OOCly, do you? :P

Dailey, upon hearing Green Sun's hugging tendencies, lept up and ran around shouting, 'Free love!' He was rebuked promptly by his attendents (who carry his medication and stuff), who warned him not to wander off into OOC.

President Uziel and Hobo Bob switch placces a lot. President Uziel is here. You hugged Hobo Bob. He likes hugs, too.

General Statement, Four Occupying Powers

At this time the Four Occupying Powers, after anonymous tips, are placing all canidates under full protection. Within ten minutes advanced units of what will eventually be an entire regiment will guard each politician and their family.

This is final.


Signed,
Wolfgang von Hayek
Civilian Administrator, Hamptonian Occupation Zone
Councillor, Council of Review


[OOC: All you nations wanting to move people in, you do have to contend with several thousand HSAP ships and several million occupying troops.]

[b]Official Communicade,
General of the Armies Taylor Dent
Incorporated Sarzonian Army
Sarzonian Representative, Four Occupying Powers

Fearing for the safety of the Presidential Candidates, the Incorporated Sarzonian Army supports this measure taken by the Hamptonian Councillor of the Four Occupying Powers.

In addition, on behalf of the government of the Incorporated Sarzonian Government, I am announcing that due to multiple violations of the newly-ratified Constitution of Roach-Busters, the election results are hereby declared null and void by the veto authority vested in me by the Constitution as a member of the Four Occupying Powers.

[OOC: A couple of things here. One, as Hamptonshire indicated, a National Assembly election must take place before the Presidential election. Two, several people used puppets to cast multiple votes in this election, which is an absolute no-no. Three, several of the candidates have unconstitutional platforms that are expressly prohibited to them.]

OOC: Using puppets is BAD. Only RB should be able to use puppets in his own elections.
IC: Our stance still stands.

(OOC: Ah well. It's the hearts and minds that count. I mean to say, our people have developed a....a sort of, affinity, shall we say, for each other. ;))

Sarzonia...occupying powers? Can you fill me in there? I recall the earlier stages of your war...nothing more.

RB...how large is my military base there anyways?

OOC: You know, I still have my troops occupying the interior highlands of Roach-Busters. You still have people opposing you, in addition to people refusing to evacuate their military bases.

(OOC: Ah well. It's the hearts and minds that count. I mean to say, our people have developed a....a sort of, affinity, shall we say, for each other. ;))

Sarzonia...occupying powers? Can you fill me in there? I recall the earlier stages of your war...nothing more.

I was following it, but I stopped. You should probably ask:
Roach-Busters
Sarzonia
Praetonia
Artista
Pactalia
Generic Empire
Parthians

They would probably know. If you want I can tell what I know.

OOC: I agree, that's just stupid. Keep the OOC-bashing out of this.

IC

Pacitalia is disgusted, but rather amused at the immature behaviour of the citizens of Roach-Busters. That's all we have to say, we're too busy laughing in surprise and happiness - now we can use this foolish act of storming our embassy against you in the future.

Vasiliou Bandanaris

OOC: Will do. I would justify it, but it could be looked at as more insults.


Correct. Drop it, Borman. Stay IC or stay out of it - Fris

Secret IC: Timmy Farter walked out of his house and towards his bulletproof SUV. Guards surrounded him and more were on roofs surrounding the house of Timmy Farter. All along the pre-designated route soldiers and police secured the streets and buildings along the route. Several helicopters were there to fly above the motorcade that would transport Timmy Farter to his headquarters.

Eleven black SUVs lined the street in front of Timmy Farter’s house. Eight SAP coalition soldiers sat inside each van. Timmy climbed into his bullet proof SUV with 5 SAP coalition soldiers.

The Motorcade took off and went into a dark tunnel. The SAP coalition soldiers remotely turned off the lights in the tunnel.

“Switch positions, if anyone is watching they won’t know which car has Timmy.”

As the SUVs started mixing up a large hole in the tunnel opened up. Four Black SUVs full of Dinosaurs dressed as SAP coalition soldiers pulled out. Several covert snipers along the route utilizing night vision took aim on SAP coalition cars. The tires were popped on four SUVs and they spun to a stop. Before they could pick up the radios the snipers took the soldiers inside them out. The SUVs with Dinosaurs sped up to take place in the line.

The snipers ran to the cars and jumped in. They drove them off and into the opening in the wall, as soon as they did it closed.

“Is everyone in position?” The Farter guard leader said.

Eleven positive replies came back on the radio frequency, four of them from Borman lips.

The lights came on in the tunnel and a smaller convoy drove behind to make sure nothing was left.

After a short drive the motorcade came to the headquarters. The twelve cars along with two more behind them pulled down into an under-ground garage.

The nine buildings surrounding the headquarters were under SAP control. SAP soldiers were in every room that gave a view of the headquarters; they were to make sure there were no snipers.

All of the people got out of the SUVs except the drivers who then drove them to blockade the entrance. The soldiers then made their way into the building with Timmy Farter. Twenty soldiers, twelve of them Dinosaurs, were assigned to surround Farter. Twenty other soldiers, sixteen of them Dinosaurs, were assigned to defend the conference room; where Farter would be. All the others were given positions throughout the building to provide defense.

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“Hello sir, can I see your ID?”

A man walked into one of the office buildings opposite the headquarters. He pulled out an ID card and showed it to the SAP soldiers behind the desk. Unbeknownst to anyone Jufedkg stood behind him with his active camouflage on.

“Alright, go ahead.”

The man walked up to the metal detector and placed his briefcase in the bin for scanning. He walked through with Jufedkg close behind. The alarm went off. Jufedkg moved forward quickly to get out of the way of the SAP soldiers who were moving closer.

“Step through again.”

The man stepped back and pulled out a ring of keys he had forgotten about. He placed them in another bin and walked through, the alarm didn’t go off. The SAP soldiers moved back to their positions and the man collected his stuff.

The man stepped into the elevator with a SAP guard and Jufedkg. The elevator slowly rose until it came to the twelfth floor. There the man and Jufedkg got off. The man headed left while Jufedkg went right, to rooms which faced the headquarters. Jufedkg walked pass the group of soldiers guarding the hallway.

In each room a group of three men sat about a table. They watched the door, windows, and played cards. Every five minutes each team had to call in to their floor manager, and each person had to talk, and then the floor managers had to call into the building manager. Then the buildings managers had to call into the Headquarters’ foreign security manager. Every ten minutes a guard from the group guarding the hallway had to check into the room to see that everything was ok. They then followed the same scenario with the men in the rooms.

Jufedkg walked into the corner room and stood waiting. He looked at a clock on the wall, it was go time. Suddenly one of the men snatched up his radio.

Jufedkg grabbed his BEWD, afraid that they had seen or heard him

“All good in room 4.”

He slowly put it back and drew two silenced pistols. The men re-dealt for whatever game they were playing and Jufedkg shot two of them in the head, then the last one.

Jufedkg walked over to the window and opened it. He assembled his sniper rifle and set it up on the window sill and then looked through.
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In the Conference room:

The Dinosaur who was supposed to guard the window glanced at his watch, and then side stepped to his right. A bullet flew through the window and buried itself in Farter’s skull.

The Dinosaurs instantly opened up with silenced weapons on the SAP coalition soldiers. Throughout the building Dinosaurs were abandoning their posts and heading to the underground garage. Of the thirty two who had arrived only twenty two reported to the parking lot. These soldiers climbed into the SUVs nearest the exit and drove off.
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While the firefight was erupting in the conference room Jufedkg was packing up his sniper rifle. He got al his equipment together, grabbed the radio of one of the dead men and walked off.

Jufedkg walked into the elevator and hit the ground floor button.

“Room 4 come in.”

Jufedkg looked at the radio.

“Room 4.”

“Room 4, all clear.”

“Are you ok? You sound different.”

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

“We’re gonna send a guard to make sure.”

The elevator doors opened and the SAP coalition soldiers looked in to find no one there. Jufedkg snuck forward and to the front door.

Jufedkg looked at the SAP soldiers moving into the elevator and glanced at his watch, the explosives the Dinosaurs set should be going off now.

Then a loud explosion filled his ears as all the SAP soldiers turned to look out the glass doors. The glass blew and flew in, narrowly missing Jufedkg. Jufedkg ran through the door and took off to the designated meeting spot. SAP coalition soldiers came behind him and towards the smoke, concrete, and fire erupting from what used to be the headquarters.

Jufedkg ran down the street to a black SUV waiting at the corner. He climbed inside and was greeted by other Dinosaurs.

“Let’s move.”

In a peaceful demonstration in Timiocato, Pacitalians laid down three enormous square white tarps in the middle of Piazza Santo Demetrio and nailed them into the cobblestone. Then, fifty of them donned doctor's masks and began spray-painting messages of defiance against Roach-Busters in thick black letters. Complementing these messages were peace signs, ironically enough, considering the messages on the tarps.

"Go to hell, you say? Well, prepare us a room because you'll get there before us! - Marna Apazati, Timiocato"
"Storm our embassy again and we'll kill you for fun!"
"Roach-Busters-hating: The new fad"
"Pupin is still RB's true ruler"
"2-4-6-8, who do we hate? This cliche rhyme... oh, and Roach-Busters!"
"Go, SAP, Go! Burn those bastards!"
"Some allies you are, RB!"
"Democracy rules over all! Embrace it!"
"Down with oppression! Kill the tyrant J.L.!"
"Pacitalian Army: Kill Roach-Busterians Now For A Better World!"
"Bormanians suck! Go back to your holes in the ground!"
"Green Sun - wait, who? What kind of nation is that?!"
"Down with Risban! No more Risbanian spying in Pacitalia!"
"Kill the terrorist spies!"

...and over a hundred more anti-RB, anti-Risban, anti-Green Sun and anti-Borman messages adorned this 3 sq km mess of tarps in Timiocato's third-largest plaza.

The message was clear. Pacitalian citizens hated Roach-Busters.

It is hereby declared:

Farmina fully supports the Patriot Party in this election campaign,

Farmina requires that the occupying coalition pays Farmina damages of 1.5 quadrillion dollars US, the sum of money owed to Professor M Walter, by Generalissimo J.L. over the sale of books,

If the money is not compensated, Farmina in the name of the rights of the private citizen will use force to gain enough assets, for auction, to cover the debt.

Also:

The Council of Justice has been found Hamptonshire a willing member of NATO, and hence an implicit partaker in the murder of former leader,

For its actions as an implicit murderer Hamptonshire is advised to donate a large sum of money to the memorial fund.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs


OOC: NATO did kill my last leader and the Professor did sell JL a lot of expensive books.

Your dispute is, as you have stated, with "Generalissimo" J.L himself. Any claims you have are to be taken up with him. This monetary dispute is between two "private citizens". It must be noted, though, that Roach-Busterian and Hamptonian Law would not define Farmina as a private citizen. We would be willing to provide J.L, via satellite link, for any civil trial you may wish to hold in the effort to regain your lost money.

As Hamptonshire is outside of the jurisdiction of your nation and the reach of your legal system, the Grand Duchy shall ignore your "legal" claims. Any such action would best be taken up by an international court, we would suggest KIST. I will say that even if you do decide to pursue this through the proper legal channels, you have no chance of winning.

Also:
Since Farmina actively supports the Patriot Party and they have in the past caused trillions upon trillions of dollars in damage to both Roach-Busters and foreign nations, the Justice Department and the Federal Mediation Council of Obsidia finds that Farmina is a willing member of an international conspiracy to commit offensive war.

For your actions Farmina is advised to donate $5 quadrillion to the R-B rebuilding effort.

Don't call the pot black when you're the kettle.

Signed,
Henri Loucet
Justice Minister
Deputy Interior Minister
Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire

Firstly, we may call the pot whatever we please.

Secondly, I very much doubt rebuilding costs come to $5qUS.

Thirdly, the private citizen is Professor Walter, not Farmina, and we believe any man owed money should get it.

Fourthly, we do not support the needless destruction in Roach-busters, it should be concentrated at the occupying forces, and not be connected to political parties.

Fifth, we were only making a recomendation with regard to the donation, its for a memorial school, or something else of little practical value.

Sixth, have you frozen all J.L's assets, because I doubt Professor Walter would get much money if you have.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Whining

[OOC: A couple of things here. One, as Hamptonshire indicated, a National Assembly election must take place before the Presidential election. Two, several people used puppets to cast multiple votes in this election, which is an absolute no-no. Three, several of the candidates have unconstitutional platforms that are expressly prohibited to them.]

Sorry about that, I didn't read that until after I started this thread. I'll go 'bump' the National Assembly thread now.

Praetonia, Sarzonia, and Hamptonshire are your allies? They are disgusting pigs.

(OOC: IC, yes, but OOC, not at all. IC I hate their guts, but OOC, I respect them very highly.)

Secret IC:

Dear Mr. Remital,

Do you need a bodyguard? I bet you are asking why to that question. The reason why is because your opponents are getting kill. If you can get me into Roach-Busters unharmed, I can be your bodyguard. The SAP troopers or anybody will have a hard time getting pass a 10,000 years old vampire. If you want me to come, get back to me ASAP.

Signed,

Count JWolf

(OOC: IC, yes, but OOC, not at all. IC I hate their guts, but OOC, I respect them very highly.)

OOC: That was an IC remark, and I almost agree with you.

"Bormanians suck! Go back to your holes in the ground!"

Official Imperial Response:

What's a Bormanian? And only Borman soldiers are allowed to live in the the holes in the ground.

OOC: Why are you insulting me? As far as you know I've only supported the patriot party.

OOC: Because Pacitalians hate your people and government for severing ties with us for no apparent reason.

I just assumed Bormanian was the word to refer to a citizen of your country - if that's incorrect, I can change it.

Josh, waiting for an RP-response from you on the Pacitalian demonstrations.

OOC: RB, I'm going to assume that my military base in your country is still stocked, but insignificantly tiny. I don't know who I'd be opposing by pulling out or staying in, though. Also, j/w, why do you hate Praetonia/Hamptonshire/Sarzonia ICly, anyway?

Hamptonshire

Hansien was a busy man. Thanks to woefully out-of-date intel, he had to make calls to a very, very large number of people. "Ah, hello...[insert your name here,] " he said. To the side, one of his advisers whispered that he was connected to Hamptonshire.

"Hi, old friend. I recently became aware that Roach-Busters is occupied...old news, old news, I know. Hamptonshire being one of the occupying forces, I thought I would make an inquiry into the nature and reasons for the, ah, occupation. Alright? Thanks."

Roach-Busters

We would like to inquire into our military base in Roach-Busters; we understand that there was some sort of order issued some time ago, but that got somehow lost. We'd also like to know a little more about the current political situation, if you could give us an update.

Let it be clear, then, that we want Generalissimo J.L. back in power.

OOC: Farmina: My government has noticed your request / demand but is ignoring it, because it is silly.

Secret IC:

Dear Mr. Remital,

Do you need a bodyguard? I bet you are asking why to that question. The reason why is because your opponents are getting kill. If you can get me into Roach-Busters unharmed, I can be your bodyguard. The SAP troopers or anybody will have a hard time getting pass a 10,000 years old vampire. If you want me to come, get back to me ASAP.

Signed,

Count JWolf

OOC: BUMP

OOC: Because Pacitalians hate your people and government for severing ties with us for no apparent reason.

I just assumed Bormanian was the word to refer to a citizen of your country - if that's incorrect, I can change it.

Josh, waiting for an RP-response from you on the Pacitalian demonstrations.

OOC: We severed them becuase you've practically joined the SAP coalition.

And I can see why, when I decided Borman would be the adjective Bormanian was the other choice, it's a natural thing to assume. You can change it if you want.

OOC: We're allied to the four countries quite strongly, yes, but we're not in the SAP coalition.

To: RB Candidates and Occupying Authorities
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs

In light of the recent riots in Roach-Busters, the Malkyeri Government is offering its services as a neutral party to offer military units to help maintain order for the duration of the election period. We will, of course, send no more than the maximum number of troops allowed by the Occupation, should they agree to our proposal.

Davis Hanson
Foreign Minister

Secret Message to Paul Remital:

We are trying to secure a place for Malkyeri troops through legal, diplomatic channels. If you could...persuade some rioters to advocate our peacekeepers, it would make the process much easier.

If it proves the Occupying Powers do not allow our troops to enter the country, you can expect covert assistance within a week.

Secret Message to Paul Remital:

We are trying to secure a place for Malkyeri troops through legal, diplomatic channels. If you could...persuade some rioters to advocate our peacekeepers, it would make the process much easier.

If it proves the Occupying Powers do not allow our troops to enter the country, you can expect covert assistance within a week.

Thanks!

-Paul Remital

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=404953&page=2

OOC: Josh, this is your last chance. Any more stupid mistakes in these RPs (you know what I'm talking about) and I will ignore you IC.

OOC: Josh, this is your last chance. Any more stupid mistakes in these RPs (you know what I'm talking about) and I will ignore you IC.

(OOC: Please elaborate.)

Imperial Palace- Emperor's Office
"Operatives? What operatives!?" demanded the Emperor of his Minister of Intelligence, Myles Abrahms.
Abrahms, a man who is said to know virtually everything that goes on concerning Risban, didn't know what to say. He had no clue for once. "I-.. I don't know, sir. Prometheus doesn't have any operatives in Pacitalia."
The Emperor frowned, folding his hands in front of himself. "What about the Society of Shadows?"
"It's rubbish," said Grand General Skops. "Just some folklore that your intelligence ministry fought up to scare the populace."
"It is not rubbish," protested Abrahms. "They were behind the terrorist attacks in Risban in January. This could very well be them."
"Are you suggesting that they managed to infiltrate our embassy in Pacitalia?"
"Yes."


Telegram to Pacitalia
The Risban Empire ensures you that we have no operatives in Pacitalia. We have no interst in harming your nation or your people. We demand that you release our citizens before we take action.
We would like proof that the Imperial Government has operatives in Pacitalia or intervening in Pacitalian affairs.
-Perkins, Foreign Affairs


((Must be off for the night!))



OOC: Yo, Pacitalia, the Risban Leadership is still waiting for a response on why you're holding their people and proof that they did anything wrong. ;)

OOC: Josh, this is your last chance. Any more stupid mistakes in these RPs (you know what I'm talking about) and I will ignore you IC.

OOC: I agree with RB, what are you talking about? The only stupid mistake was the book writing thread, and that was closed.

OOC: I agree with RB, what are you talking about? The only stupid mistake was the book writing thread, and that was closed.

Agreed.

Hmm, let's see here:

- Defying the SAP's orders IC (when it would have been ten times easier to just go along with them)
- Dragging the war on when it should have been over in January
- Continuing to drag up Ell's assassination and blaming it on Sarzonia when I told you OOC to stop it
- Asking for help with your RPing and then not taking our suggestions seriously
- Disregarding the PID-CDRB findings when you said that you agreed with them
- Being stubborn about the RB-SAP war in the OOC thread (that being you thought you could decide whether or not JL or Thiansiri are hurt in any way when they were in somebody else's custody)
- Voting to kick me out of the TEOO when you're not even a member
- Not doing NS realistically

Elaborated enough?

Hmm, let's see here:

- Defying the SAP's orders IC (when it would have been ten times easier to just go along with them)

Example?

- Asking for help with your RPing and then not taking our suggestions seriously

I haven't fought any wars since then (against NS players, anyway) so how could I even make use of the suggestions?

- Disregarding the PID-CDRB findings when you said that you agreed with them

PID-CDRB?

- Being stubborn about the RB-SAP war in the OOC thread (that being you thought you could decide whether or not JL or Thiansiri are hurt in any way when they were in somebody else's custody)

I said they could do what they wanted, as long as they didn't mutilate, castrate, or whatever.

- Voting to kick me out of the TEOO when you're not even a member/quote]

I said so before I was told I had to be a member.

[quote]- Not doing NS realistically

No offense, but that's an extremely vague answer.

Elaborated enough?

In a word, no.

Example?

You started the Earth when realistically, you can't move your country without the consent of your occupiers. You also started the election process without consulting any of your occupiers - from what I see, you caught them all off guard.

I haven't fought any wars since then (against NS players, anyway) so how could I even make use of the suggestions?

You're RPing the exact same way as you were before. That means you're not taking our suggestions seriously.

PID-CDRB?

Pacitalian Institute for Democracy - Commission for Democracy in Roach-Busters

I said they could do what they wanted, as long as they didn't mutilate, castrate, or whatever.

Blatant godmodding. What if it adds to the story in a positive manner? I have Thiansiri in custody still, and since she's under my control I can kill her just as well as you could if you had PM Karagounis in custody.

I said so before I was told I had to be a member.

Then delete your post. It was still offensive for you to vote against me.

No offense, but that's an extremely vague answer.

That again refers to your RPing-as-though-you're-not-occupied issues, and the fact that despite your occupation, you're still managing an unrealistic $40,000+ GDP.

Pacitalia-
The only reason Green Sun is being generally hostile right now is because we believe taht nobody has the right to tell what will happen elsewhere. RB is an independant nation now. If you agree to surrender your direct say in RB's actions and tehir elections, we'll lay off the pressure and perhaps eliminate teh charges against you in TEOO. Other than those two things, we don't have a problem with you at all.

You started the Earth when realistically, you can't move your country without the consent of your occupiers. You also started the election process without consulting any of your occupiers - from what I see, you caught them all off guard.

I already had troops stationed abroad in Nicaragua, Thailand, and the Philippines, before the war. (Remember, Earth RB used to be Earth DA).


You're RPing the exact same way as you were before. That means you're not taking our suggestions seriously.

I guess that means I'm not a good RPer. If you guys don't like how I RP, no one is forcing you to RP with me.

I have Thiansiri in custody still, and since she's under my control I can kill her just as well as you could if you had PM Karagounis in custody.

That would be blatant godmodding. If I had PM Karagounis in my custody, I wouldn't do anything to him without prior consent, let alone kill him.

Then delete your post. It was still offensive for you to vote against me.

Will do.

That again refers to your RPing-as-though-you're-not-occupied issues, and the fact that despite your occupation, you're still managing an unrealistic $40,000+ GDP.

Source?

Blatant godmodding. What if it adds to the story in a positive manner? I have Thiansiri in custody still, and since she's under my control I can kill her just as well as you could if you had PM Karagounis in custody.

No, you have to ask the person, who's guy you got in custody, before you kill him or her. If you don't ask them, you will godmode. If the person is not one of your people, you can not kill them without the owner say in it.

I already had troops stationed abroad in Nicaragua, Thailand, and the Philippines, before the war. (Remember, Earth RB used to be Earth DA).

I know perfectly well that your earth is the new incarnation of EDA. Don't patronise me.

I guess that means I'm not a good RPer. If you guys don't like how I RP, no one is forcing you to RP with me.

Your RPs are perfectly fine, and would just be better if you were more realistic. That's all I'm getting at.

That would be blatant godmodding. If I had PM Karagounis in my custody, I wouldn't do anything to him without prior consent, let alone kill him.

Same difference. Your rules, my rules.

Will do.

Thank you.

Source?

NSEconomy.

I swear, NSeconomy ave me a worm, so I don't bother with it anymore.

NSEconomy.

I haven't received any economy-related issues. Mostly 'wipe out graffiti,' etc.

bump

At request of thread author, iLock.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation