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WNI Changes Name, Hong Kong Locals Puzzled

The Illuminati Council
14-03-2005, 18:47
"Today at 10:30AM HK time, the front of the WNI skyscraper's digital display changed. Nobody knows why. Conspiracy theorists are already furiously noting it down on little pads of paper, some of them produced by WNI. But why is there such a fuss? Because of an announcement by the CEO of the mega-corporation. He announced that the company would change it's name to Weishaupt Nano-Industries. Those who have suspected that the man put forward as the CEO in adverts and shareholder meetings is just a fake to keep the public at ease have found their suspicions fuelled by this. We go now to the front of the building to show you what the fuss is about."


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