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OOC: Here is the real "election" results: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=403954

Massive Ethiopians News:

"Ladies and Gentleman. We have just recieved word on who the has won the close presidental elections.

...and our winner is...our winner is...Benito Laden!?

Yes Ladies and Gentleman our winner is...um...Benito Laden!?

I have just recieved word that our new President will be addresing the nation as soon as possible. To repeat our new President is...Benito Laden...what...how did this happen...cut to commercial."

(OOC: If you want to be involved then please telegram me.)

Joint Press Conference between Kim Togo and John Parks:

Togo stands in front of the mic: "My people. Me and Mr. Parks have come together to demand that a recount take place. We do not believe that it is the will of the people to elect Mr. Laden. We intend to fight this until it is proven without a doubt that he is the President. Unfortunitly, due to our law...Mr. Laden can be sworn in at time and take over the Presidency. I request that he wait until he have recounted and proven. Mr. Parks and I do believe that is foul play a foot and will fight it. Do you have anything to say John?"

John stand in front of the mic: "We no longer care which one of us wins. But we do care that we have decieved. Thats all I got to say."

Offical Message from the Nellisland Government:

"We stand behind John Parks and Kim Togo in there recount hopes. We believe that Mr. Laden was not the winner of this election and that there may be foul play. We await the results of the recount. T.M.E. is one of our greatest allies and we want the will of the people to stand."

Secret TG:
To: Beinto Laden
From: Third Jerusalem government

We are pleased that you have won the election. We are now one step closer to completing our ultimate goal. Ingore the other nations. They will not do anything. Go and get sworn in A.S.A.P.

Ababa...capital of T.M.E.

Mr. Laden sits in a secluded room watching the news coverage of his recent Presidential victory. He watched the Massive Ethiopians News anchor shocked by his victory. He watched the other candidates contest his win, and Nellisland as well. He laughed histerically. He turned on his computer and read the e-mail from Third Jerusalem and was delighted at how smooth his plans had gone.

The doors opens and the Supreme Justice of Massive Ethiopains entered holding the sacred copy of the consitution. It was what the President was to be sworn over. Behind him was a man holding a 9mm pistol and making sure that he didn't make a run for it. The Supreme Justice sat in a chair that he was motion into by Laden.

Laden set up a camera so he would have prove of his sworning in.

"Begin!" he yelled.

"To swear to do what is in the best interests of Massive Ethiopains."

"Ha...sure"

"To swear to protect this country at all time."

"Yep"

"To swear to uphold this nation....I dont want to do this..."

"You'll do it or be shot...its your decision."

"...To swear to uphold this nation at all time."

"Why not...okay."

"Then you are President...enjoy it you bastard."

"Take him away...I have a speech to give. Hahahahahaha!"

Televised address to nation by President Laden:

"Hahahaha...My fellow Massive Ethio...whatever you are I am your new president. I am not going to stand her and say thankful all day. I am announcing some new changed in our government.

First I am changing to my title to Emperoer Laden. Ha. I like the sound of that. Second, we are no longer the Republic...we are now the Benevolent Empire of The Massive Ethiopians. HAHAHAHAHA

Now I am telling you that is to be some massive...ha...reforms in our government system. I won't discuss them here becuase they are not your business.

Listen for more Updates.

Hope to see you all soon. HAHAHAHAHA!"

Offical Message to Police Department:

Find and arrest John Parks and Kim Togo. Immediatly!