NationStates Jolt Archive

Strategic Command, Amsterdam

"Gentlemen, congratulations. Tihland has accepted our peace deal and with ninety percent going back to the Reich, we have men and money available for new missions to save the world from intellectual and moral decay."
"An outstanding idea Mr Ynsson, but who will be our target?" Ynsson overlooked the room, bright young officers and experienced, veteran strategists filled the conference room.
"I say we disregard what the world thinks and point the tip of our military sword to some brothel called 'Tree Hugging Lesbians'."
"Isn't attacking them a bit low... Even for our standards? I mean, it's a mudpool of twenty million people." She looked at Mr Ynsson, hoping he was making a *bad* joke. Alas, he wasn't.
"Miss Zaninsky, I am not asking you for your opinion, I am pointing out we need to go somewhere with our military. We may appear as warmongers but who cares? Does anyone of us care?" The mumbling of no and disagreements echoed around, giving Ynsson the sense of a small personal victory.
"I will be seeing all of you in three weeks, the battleplans ready. Cheerio." Ynsson left the conference room while the rest got to work - many things had to be done in three weeks.

As the steam rose from the bath tub His Majesty King George began to turn lobster red, lifting a laminated book, especially designed for bath time His Majesty began to deal with affairs of state. “Mavil? What on Earth is this?”

“Well sire, it appears that Germany is requesting some armed support to deal with a nation full of deviants and rapscallions. I believe they are almost all lesbians.”

Smashing his hand into the bath George began to anger. “Deal with it Mavil, get rid of them.”

Wiping the boiling water from his face Mavil left the bathroom, he had a message to send.

Private Communiqué – Guffingford

“His Majesty King George has authorised military assistance in the removal of these sexual deviants. He desires that most are wiped from the face of the Earth, that such a nation even exists is an insult to British and world civilisations alike.”

We will support any military actions against the heathen nation of T.H.L

~King Jedo~

Let it be noted that T.H.L. is an active member of the IADF and, as such, any attack made against her will be dealt with by the combined forces of the IADF. We will not tolerate agression against our allies.

-Random IADF spokesman from Novikov

OoC: Nothing personal T.H.L, I'm just extremely old fashioned ICly.

IC:

"Crush the deviant scum with utmost force, have their decadent bodies paraded through the streets and put the land to good use" is what Kriegorgrad would normally say about the matter...however...a nation of twenty million does not deserve this heavy handed brutality from such an infinitely more potent nation as Guffingford. However, all we can do is stand back and reserve a place in our hearts for the poor souls in Tree Hugging Lesbians under their foolish government.

We would request that you should show mercy but knowing Guffingfordii policies, you wouldn't heed our plea.

From,

The Oligarch of Kriegorgrad, Comrade Leader Nikolai Fedorenkov

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Kriegorgrad/easternblocklogo.jpg

[tag; damn T.H.L might be getting me in war with allies]

[OOC: Also guys, this isn't exactly IC so curve your utter necessity to post and wait for this to be more or less public.]

The Divine Empire would like to point out that the nation of T.H.L is an ally, and Tocrowkia is prepared to protect it's ally, if need be, we can mobilize three to ten million troops to repel your ugly ass armies from the nation.

Martens sitted in the Central Command of his Central Bunker, in the deepest level, possibly what could be considered in a way the centre of his Reich. He sipped from his Warsteiner beer slowly and watched the situation with mild interest, the lights dim as he leans back on his comfortable chair and rests while in other screen working with other matters of the now healthier than ever Martens Kaiserreich.

"Humm...."

NSAA will also send forces to defend tree-hugging lesbians if they are attacked. two submarine fleets have been put on alert in case of war.

OOC:

Tag, didn't anyone read Mac's point about it not being common knowledge yet?

Of course, I am going to IC support this but please control your selves til it becomes public knowledge, if it ever does.

OOC: you know that ooc knowledge affects IC actions. just to be fair though, i'll withdraw putting my subs on alert, but i'll still use them if anything happens.

OoC: Tag, has T.H.L read this thread?

OOC: good point. I'll TG T.H.L with the thread link now.

OOC: Just remember my magick ally can destroy your army before it fires a single shot. ;)

OOC: Lol. Let's keep the Magik and Modern Techs seperated, shall we?

No, if they want war, they will face ally my allies. ;)

I am your ally. If they want war, I'll help you, as I've already said. I do, however, feel that it isn't fair to subject anyone not using magik to an attack by magik-using nations.

[OOC: Yea, talk about killing RPs.]

OOC; I know. Mac, I need a bit of briefing on what's going on, so talk to me on AIM when I get home, mkay? (I'm at the library right now)

I am your ally. If they want war, I'll help you, as I've already said. I do, however, feel that it isn't fair to subject anyone not using magik to an attack by magik-using nations.


And it's fair a super alliance of 2-4 billion nations is going to invade a nation of fewer then 40 million? I think not!

And it's fair a super alliance of 2-4 billion nations is going to invade a nation of fewer then 40 million? I think not!

[OOC: Actually, a super alliance of about 19 million is threatening war with a super alliance, and growing alliance, of about 20 million. Although Five Civilized Nations is turning the former into something of around 22 million.]

THL, up until now I had respect for you because you were a much better NSer then most your age.

I thought, "wow she's not even doing anything n00bish", I now stand corrected.

You have lost a lot of respect from the NS community, just another march05 noob

It's not fair? Have you checked on all the people that are willing to loose their national sovereignty to protect yours?! Mac, DL, Myelf, Credonia, etc, etc. I have as good a chance against these guys as you do, and I'm not complaining. I'm not backing out either, even though I could just drop the IADF and leave you to rot.

THL, up until now I had respect for you because you were a much better NSer then most your age.

I thought, "wow she's not even doing anything n00bish", I now stand corrected.

You have lost a lot of respect from the NS community, just another march05 noob


Is that so?

And it's fair a super alliance of 2-4 billion nations is going to invade a nation of fewer then 40 million? I think not!


OOC: Dont worry, you got plenty of allies that won't let you fall.

[OOC: Actually, a super alliance of about 19 million is threatening war with a super alliance, and growing alliance, of about 20 million. Although Five Civilized Nations is turning the former into something of around 22 million.]

OOC: I assume you mean Billion, Maccy boy. Not very 'Super-Allianceish' with 19 and 22 million is it :D

[TMG, aren't you future tech?]

OOC: Ya but he left his military behind to use as a merc force Im pretty sure.

[TMG, aren't you future tech?]

No, I operate two different nations now, it shows how much you've been paying attention doesn't it:P

The FT one is a modification of the Shadows from B5.

The MT one is a Medieval Catholic Corporate Meritocratic Elitist Imperial Dictatorship.

OOC: Alright, I know this thread is old and dead, but I would like to apologize to everyone for threating magick tech on Guffingford, I was scared, and people dont always think when their scared. Accept my apologies...