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Allow me to introduce myself and my Nation:

I am Daemon Morloch, Supreme leader of the Republic of Muerto Diablo. We are a fledgling country who came into being after the native population of our east Pacific nation suddenly disapeared off the face of the earth. I would like to take this time to dispel any rumors of genocide and/or extermination of the previous populace. I assure you, the blood soaked beaches of this nation were quite deserted when our landing crafts arrived. Unless another nation can produce proof via satellite images or other evidence, we will consider this issue resolved and any further mention of it grounds for hostilities.

To all other nations:

Muerto Diablo is an isolated society unaccustomed to outsiders and foreign influences. Our citizens have voted by a 100% margin to leave all matters of foreign diplomacy to me, Supreme leader of Muerto Diablo. Please observe demilitarized zones of 25 miles around our borders and beachfronts. Borders on land will be easily identified by the deforested and scorched earth littered with human fossils, (carbon dated to 500 A.D,.......honestly) beachfronts have clearly designated mine fields 25 miles offshore (most are painted bright orange for your protection). Any offers of foreign trade will be entertained, any inquiries for tourism will not.

Sincerely, Daemon Morloch.
Supreme leader of Mueto Diablo

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=muerto_diablo

Thats creepy.

Are you threatening me? I had not expected the tree hugging lesbians to begin future negotiations with Muerto Diablo by casting judgement upon my people and our way of life.

I am saddened to include you as the first nation of our percieved "axis of evil".

No, we're just saying it's creepy how the beachs were all blood soaked.

We wish to inform the world that we...The Republic of Evil Killer Clowns...were behind the genocide of this nation!!!

duh..i...right....

We wish to inform the world that we...The Republic of Evil Killer Clowns...were behind the genocide of this nation!!!

Muerto Diablo refuses to acknowledge any such genocide. Rumors such as these only perpetuautes the misinformation directed towards our people. The misguided acceptance of responsibility for this "hypothetical" genocide by the Republic of Evil Killer Clowns is obviously another attempt to confirm said genocide occured in the first place.

Unless the ROEKC is prepared to pacify the situation by offering Mueto Diablo chemical or biological weapons, we are left with no choice but to place ROEKC on our "least favored nations" list.

Who are you?

What do you want?

Are you Catholic?

-Random Guild Bureaucrat

Who are you?

What do you want?

Are you Catholic?

-Random Guild Bureaucrat

Apparently, the Merchant guilds are incapable of reading the opening comment, and publicly question the motives and religious practices of the people of Muerto Diablo. This insolence does not pass unnoticed.

What is the agenda behind this misguided line of questioning?
Or more importantly, what can the Merchant guilds do for Muerto Diablo that we cant do for ourselves?

Apparently, the Merchant guilds are incapable of reading the opening comment, and publicly question the motives and religious practices of the people of Muerto Diablo. This insolence does not pass unnoticed.

What is the agenda behind this misguided line of questioning?
Or more importantly, what can the Merchant guilds do for Muerto Diablo that we cant do for ourselves?

Oh scary... what could you possibly do us?

Well, we can 'purify' you if you like. It's quite painful, but it leads to your eternal salvation via a bullet or the stake of course.

-Random Guilder Bureaucrat

The White Tower calls on The Merchant Guild to restaint their actions against this fledging nation, they are new to the world stage and thus are not able to properly communicate with other nations in world. Purification is not needed now as these people are not under your nation, stand down before your nation causes anymore trouble.

The White Tower calls on The Merchant Guild to restaint their actions against this fledging nation, they are new to the world stage and thus are not able to properly communicate with other nations in world. Purification is not needed now as these people are not under your nation, stand down before your nation causes anymore trouble.

They may soon be under our rule, if they do not loose their arrogant communication and dare to profane the name of the Church.

-Random Guild Bureaucrat

The Church...indeed its a sad day to see the Church wield so much power in a nation, like one of the Brown Ajah would say, "Never mix Church and State together." We will not intervene should your Church decide to cleanse this nation, we will merely observe this on the side.

The Grand Imperium of Risban strongly suggests that Muerto Diablo attempt to be a little less agressive, for Muerto Diablo's own good. No need to go and anger nations bigger than yourself, eh?

We are curious as to what Muerto Diablo exports, and what they import. The Risban Empire is always interested in making new trade partners.

-Alexander Perkins, Imperial Minister for Foreign Affairs
--Lucius Thrantir, High Minister of Trade

So you didn't massacre the native population? What a pity. We had such high hopes.

-Cult advisor to the Emperor

The Grand Imperium of Risban strongly suggests that Muerto Diablo attempt to be a little less agressive, for Muerto Diablo's own good. No need to go and anger nations bigger than yourself, eh?

We are curious as to what Muerto Diablo exports, and what they import. The Risban Empire is always interested in making new trade partners.

-Alexander Perkins, Imperial Minister for Foreign Affairs
--Lucius Thrantir, High Minister of Trade

The Republic of Muerto Diablo thanks the Grand Imperium of Risban for its polite concern and respectful form of inquiry. The Merchant Guild would do well to observe this manner of dialogue and dispense with the Dogma diarhhrea and simpering threat making. The Republic of Muerto Diablo respectively reminds the Merchant Guild of the universally acknowledged wisdom, "Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees" and "Never underestimate an enemy with absolutely nothing to lose".

With that ugliness out of the way, I return to the honorable Mr. Perkins line of questioning.

Muerto Diablo is a fairly self sufficient nation with agriculture and livestock infrastructure to manage our own populations needs. Our rainforests are the source of many compounds of new medicines and research is a major expenditure of the government. Several recently discovered substances have vast weapons possibilities, but no more can be divulged here. Muerto Diablo would be interested in trade talks for military advancements in return for various pharmaceutical compounds found nowhere else on earth. We also have oil reserves which currently maintain our own needs, we dont currently have the need to explore the possibility of oil exportation, but it remains an option. Our military is meager when placed on a world scale. But 60% of our annual budget is diverted to military build up of a defensive nature. We recognize no treaties or agreements restricting use of landmines, chemical, or biological weapons. This information is provided with the knowledge that the Grand Imperium of Risban could in fact be sizing up resistance to an assault and seizure of our natural resources.

Muerto Diablo entertains polite dialogue with any and all nations with interest in trade. But guarentee costly injury and unending terrorist attacks against any nation who attempts to encroach on the sovereignty of Muerto Diablo.

Respectfully Yours, Daemon Morloch

The White Tower calls on The Merchant Guild to restaint their actions against this fledging nation, they are new to the world stage and thus are not able to properly communicate with other nations in world. Purification is not needed now as these people are not under your nation, stand down before your nation causes anymore trouble.

The Republic of Muerto Diablo respectively acknowledges the intervention of the White Tower into the outwardly disrespectful diatribes of the Merchant Guild. We would be most interested in further dialogue of trade and alliance with your nation.

"The Durthangist Reich of Vermin welcomes the Republic of Muerto Diablo to the international scene and recognizes this nation as an independant state.

Now that the details have been settled we will cut further crap and move on to the more important stuff; The Durthangist Reich can sell you Oil, cars, arms and Information technology. But we dont want to see any currency, we are more interested tin the resources you nation may be willing to exchange with us for our finished goods and possibly our oil.
Our Lord is interested in the pharmaceutical knowledge you have obtained through your rainforests. Please tell us what you are interested in."

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<Lord Yuri>
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Durthangist Reich

OOC: Come on, this is just silly. Nations considering going to war just because a diplomatic statement upset them.

*sigh*

OOC: Btw, 60% is excessive, I have 20% but thats only with no Welfare or other things of that nature and I operate a large Black market in my nation.

IC:

We would remind the nation of Muerto Diablo, that we need not set foot in your nation to wipe you from the face of this Earth.

Picking fights with much larger and well known nations is perhaps not in your best interests.

We suggust you stop making threats you cannot put anything behind and actively try and make friends rather enemies on the International scene.

-Random Guilder Bureaucrat

OOC: Come on, this is just silly. Nations considering going to war just because a diplomatic statement upset them.

*sigh*

OOC: I wasn't planning to do anything to him but his IC stance isn't helping matters, since my lot don't react well to this kind of thing.

Imperial Response

Meh....

Regards,
Imperial Government of Cotland

Daemon Morloch, I am Archbishop Hesphophles, voice for the great Emperor Maximus IV from his chair in the Altogether, the Holy capital of the Empire of Sidestreamer, and minister of the Interior for the Militaristic Legions and Plans. It is my pleasure to meet you.

Our intelligence suggests that even though you grant many civil liberties, you are a warrior nation, and as we communicate, you are even preparing for war. Even though we are a collective of arms-dealing fascist states bent on the end of the pacifist world order, and your love of civil liberties contradicts our mission, I nonetheless consider you a potential ally. I hope we can communicate and exchange wares in the future, and once you recognize the true greatness of religious consumer facism and the power of the assault rifle, I hope to invite you to our region where we can, together, set out for global greatness and economic superiority.

"The Durthangist Reich of Vermin welcomes the Republic of Muerto Diablo to the international scene and recognizes this nation as an independant state.

Now that the details have been settled we will cut further crap and move on to the more important stuff; The Durthangist Reich can sell you Oil, cars, arms and Information technology. But we dont want to see any currency, we are more interested tin the resources you nation may be willing to exchange with us for our finished goods and possibly our oil.
Our Lord is interested in the pharmaceutical knowledge you have obtained through your rainforests. Please tell us what you are interested in."

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<Lord Yuri>
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Durthangist Reich

Now were talking!

Greetings Durthangist Reich of Vermin. The Republic of Muerto Diablo is most interested in arms, small arms, surface to air technology, chemical and possibly, dare I say, nuclear technoloy. It is the goal of all of our people to be respected players on a global scale. We have harnessed a hemhorrhagic fever virus similar to the Ebola virus which, with proper implementation of mutation, could prove virtually incurable. The impact of this virus could prove incalculable in terms of worth as a biological weapon. We recognize the value of such a weapon and hope you would not intend to insult our nation with a pitifully inadaquate bid. We look forward to any negotiations with your noble society.

Respectfully yours: Daemon Morlach, supreme leader of Muerto Diablo

OOC: Btw, 60% is excessive, I have 20% but thats only with no Welfare or other things of that nature and I operate a large Black market in my nation.

IC:

We would remind the nation of Muerto Diablo, that we need not set foot in your nation to wipe you from the face of this Earth.

Picking fights with much larger and well known nations is perhaps not in your best interests.

We suggust you stop making threats you cannot put anything behind and actively try and make friends rather enemies on the International scene.

-Random Guilder Bureaucrat

No need to puff out your pideon breast to assert your dominance.

The Republic of Muerto Diablo did not set out to insult your supposed superior nation status. We only responded to the rudeness of your spokesperson, and would again in similar circumstances. Perhaps you should review the concept of "picking fights" with the concept of arrogant behaviors with nations you know absolutely nothing about. Muerto Diablo responds only to respectfulness and civility from any nation addressing it. Your "well known" status is questionable if you feel you have to advertise it to have it be known. Muerto Diablo would rather sacrifice its entire poulation in warfare than bow to rudeness and arrogance from a nation that sought only to throw its alleged weight around. Do you know if we are allied with any other region? Are you positive that only because we are a fledgling nation, we have not alligned with powerfull partners? Your agressive stance reeks of desperation to prove your worth. Who are you trying to convince? Us.......or you.

I hope you reevaluaute your position and regain composure. Muerto Diablo never sought out conflict with you.

Daemon Morloch, Supreme leader of Muerto Diablo

[QUOTE=Sidestreamer]Daemon Morloch, I am Archbishop Hesphophles, voice for the great Emperor Maximus IV from his chair in the Altogether, the Holy capital of the Empire of Sidestreamer, and minister of the Interior for the Militaristic Legions and Plans. It is my pleasure to meet you.
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Greetings Archbishop:

Its refreshing to see respect from another nation extended rather than childish arrogance. I would be most interested in negotiations of similar goals and aspirations. Consider yourself a welcome liason from your constituant.

Muerto Diablo recognizes the representative from Emperor Maxixmus IV as a competant and respectful negotiator.

OOC: I wasn't planning to do anything to him but his IC stance isn't helping matters, since my lot don't react well to this kind of thing.

OOC: Id HATE to imagine how your lot reacts to this kind of IC stance. Spare me the supremacy. Do you have a RL, or is this pretty much it?

The leader of Metersiket enters, have a look around, bitchslaps Muerto Diablo and dissapears. :)

The leader of Metersiket enters, have a look around, bitchslaps Muerto Diablo and dissapears. :)

Muerto diablo reacts as if bitten by a flea.....returns to matters at hand :rolleyes:

Now were talking!

Greetings Durthangist Reich of Vermin. The Republic of Muerto Diablo is most interested in arms, small arms, surface to air technology, chemical and possibly, dare I say, nuclear technoloy. It is the goal of all of our people to be respected players on a global scale. We have harnessed a hemhorrhagic fever virus similar to the Ebola virus which, with proper implementation of mutation, could prove virtually incurable. The impact of this virus could prove incalculable in terms of worth as a biological weapon. We recognize the value of such a weapon and hope you would not intend to insult our nation with a pitifully inadaquate bid. We look forward to any negotiations with your noble society.

Respectfully yours: Daemon Morlach, supreme leader of Muerto Diablo

"In this world, having a nuclear weapon means you can kill lots of people, it is the weapon that strikes fear into an enemy an makes them think again about a possible invasion.
For starters, we will provide your nation with some ICBM with nuclear warheads combined with a handfull of advisors who will help you create a good and safe base, later they will provide you with the knowledge you need to develop your own nuclear weapons. We are no supporters of nuclear weapons ourselves but we keep the technology and knowledge alive incase we are threatened ourselves or we like to sell it.

The next weapons we will provide are some of our nerve gasses, Tabun, Sarin and Soman. All are quite effective odourless and colorless gasses that will cause physical collapse within seconds and death within minutes. We have only small stockpiles of these gasses, but we can provide you with the knowledge and technology to produce these gasses yourself. The only gas we could provide in quantity is mustardgas.

Then we come to small arms and surface-to-air technology, we produce a variety of weapons ranging from the Stinger and Mistral to the SA-20 and 21 systems. Among our infantry weapons we have the AK-103 or for western nations the AK-101, calibre 5.56mm or the AN-94. Trhough our contacts we can also provide you with M16s or the G36. We also have M2, M249, PK, M240 MGs, Mortars, Anti-tank weapons like the AT-15 AT-14 or Milans etc etc.

Everything offcourse depends on the amounts we are talking about. We are not Santa Claus, we expect good stuff and are definitly interested in your fever organism, what else can you offer and how much do you expect from us?"

<Lord Yuri>
Minister of Foreign Afairs
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

" The nation of Zackaroth would like to welcome you and your people to the international scene. Now since a small threat is looming over you from a nation we can supply you with Bio weapons of your choice and i couple of new gases we deveploped. It would be nice to form a strong alliance with your country."

Respectfully,

FRom the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

OOC: Id HATE to imagine how your lot reacts to this kind of IC stance. Spare me the supremacy. Do you have a RL, or is this pretty much it?

OOC:

I was only being nice, the supremacy wasn't there it was merely a comment on realism. Don't take it as being something it was not.

The fact you decided to ask me if I have a RL or not, shows a lot about you personally. More the fact you don't have a clue, I have a rather nice life in fact, which you could ask anyone who knows me quite well OOC such as Kriegorgrad, New Endenia etc.

I will not take that as a flame this time, since your new but I would remind you there are rules against it, and for a reason.

Daemon Morloch, I thank you for your kind words.

I come again to extend a small commercial offer. We have a surplus of trout we have fished, an excess of about 3 million pounds and I was hoping we can exchange for your beef. A "Taste of the Isles" at 0.75 dinars/pound, or the equivelent market value of beef. If you wish to propose an offer, I'm available.

Archbishop Hesphophles

OOC: I wasn't planning to do anything to him but his IC stance isn't helping matters, since my lot don't react well to this kind of thing.
OOC: Hmmm, ok.

OOC: I'm honestly not sure what the big problem was on this thread. Perhaps I'm just not paying attention but c'mon! This ain't nothing but jibber jabber! Let's just keep playing, I have wars to wage and money to make :)

The Republic of Muerto Diablo thanks the Grand Imperium of Risban for its polite concern and respectful form of inquiry. The Merchant Guild would do well to observe this manner of dialogue and dispense with the Dogma diarhhrea and simpering threat making. The Republic of Muerto Diablo respectively reminds the Merchant Guild of the universally acknowledged wisdom, "Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees" and "Never underestimate an enemy with absolutely nothing to lose".

With that ugliness out of the way, I return to the honorable Mr. Perkins line of questioning.

Muerto Diablo is a fairly self sufficient nation with agriculture and livestock infrastructure to manage our own populations needs. Our rainforests are the source of many compounds of new medicines and research is a major expenditure of the government. Several recently discovered substances have vast weapons possibilities, but no more can be divulged here. Muerto Diablo would be interested in trade talks for military advancements in return for various pharmaceutical compounds found nowhere else on earth. We also have oil reserves which currently maintain our own needs, we dont currently have the need to explore the possibility of oil exportation, but it remains an option. Our military is meager when placed on a world scale. But 60% of our annual budget is diverted to military build up of a defensive nature. We recognize no treaties or agreements restricting use of landmines, chemical, or biological weapons. This information is provided with the knowledge that the Grand Imperium of Risban could in fact be sizing up resistance to an assault and seizure of our natural resources.

Muerto Diablo entertains polite dialogue with any and all nations with interest in trade. But guarentee costly injury and unending terrorist attacks against any nation who attempts to encroach on the sovereignty of Muerto Diablo.

Respectfully Yours, Daemon Morloch


Imperial Message to Muerto Diablo

The Risban Empire invites your fledgling nation to establish an embassy at The Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393941). You will also find a list of our most common exports there. Let it be known that Risban is interested mostly in purchasing gold, naval vessels, aerial vessels, and fuel.
The emperor has even given thought to a possible NAP with Muerto Diablo.
-Alexander Perkins, Foreign Affairs