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Rotten Bacon Teck Adnanses

Rotten bacon
11-03-2005, 04:58
sniper: Ok Once in a while i will post an rp of some invention my country has. I will do it in time laps mode so i dont make nukes one day and lasers the very next. So here is the first one I will edit it as you people make suggestions. They will be from the view of a scientist.

Research log #107
Lab mt
3/10/05
8:32 Am

As I walk up to the moutain i see a group of protesters walk along the gate. the security gaurds try to beat them back as i go through the gates. one protester manages to go through the gate. I pull out a pistol and shoot him in the leg. As i walk along to the lab enternce. As i step into the elevator I see another lab worker walking towards me.

"great news. We have got the skeletons all built and bacily wired. we just need you to pace the program into the system and they should run."

"good" I reply in a monotone voice. this was the day i have been wiating for the time for my work to be recognized by the rotten one.

As we enter the lab i saw five satilites all equiped with a laser attached to it. They were my lifes work and soon to be put two use. Another scientest runs up to me and scremes "there at it again"

I instanly knew what he ment. There was a married couple working on the team. Two weeks were all it took to go arie.

There were turning all of the jobs info to home diputes. I came to give them two seprate assignments. then i walked over to the computer and started coading and that was long becuse of all of the loos ends I worked out.

Soon enough the program was complete and was being loaded into saries of lasers. About an horu after that they were done, ready to launch.

The elevators lifted them up to the satilite launch zone. whn they were all set up we opened the gate for humor. the protestors flooded in and soon enough the place was compleatly swarmed with them climing the mountain. I let them clime to the pad then hit launch as the lasers went up into the atmosphere. They watched helplessly. Soon we got the letter of thanks from the rotten one himself:sniper:

Total cost: 10,000,000
Left: 158,532,272,000 :gundge:

Research log #108

I enter the lab and see large amounts of steel i have been working on. to the other side was piles of green goo that used to be steel. I walk over to the desk with the microscope. I grab a slab of metal and look at it's moliculs. looking through them i see somthing never seen before. I countinue to change the molicule. I instantly see a change. the steel went black. I than took a peice of steel and place it on the metal. it instantly changes to a pile of goo. i had done it.

i have made the new metal rottanium.


Research log #110

I have devoloped a gun that can thoot buttets the circumfrence of a shotgun shell. then i firast fired it it broke my arm. now i have placed a cuchon and compresser on the gun.

224,500,000 made
-200
*224,500,000

Reasearch Log # 111
Police armors have been produced. Each armor looks like the photo shown below. We have produced a model for the main police men(far left)The commander(far right) And General(center)

Each armor has been layered with rottanium outter layer And a teflon center. to allow them to move the teflon there are joint were they have to move. the inner layer is a meatl mesh with a cloth shell. within the armor plates are tear gas valves.
Cost to develop: 100,000
(go to this link to see armor (http://www.artemisgames.com/robotech/ArmorWeapon/SCBA.html))

Research Log #112

Military armors have been produced after many days of work. (view (http://www.solaris7.com/Gallery/ImageInfo.asp?ID=1322)) this is my main cover fire. They have missleson there back, a machine gun on there arm and a sniper gun on the other. they have the same layering as the police armors
We have made a main infatry armor as well again with the same layering. View Here (http://www.fallout3.phx.pl/obrazki/render/ft_pipboy02.jpg)(it is the tall one
Cost:50,000

Reasearch log #113
I have made agun for the police force. The can convert into a series of different modes.
Cost:200
View (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/xm8-poster.jpg)
Ftagn
11-03-2005, 07:13
OoC: Learn to spell! :D
The Assassins of bat
06-04-2005, 19:54
:sniper: To day The government of the Republic of The Assassins of bat and The Dictatorship of Rotten bacon met in a secret meting to discuss trade agreements after several tense seconds they agreed to a trade agreement The Dictatorship of Rotten bacon will share all military technology in exchange for the Republic of The Assassins of bat programming The Dictatorship of Rotten bacon’s defense computers with the most advanced firewalls available. :sniper: :headbang:
The Assassins of bat
06-04-2005, 23:57
:mp5: :sniper: Phill walked into the military compound and began the finishing touches on the rail gun he had ben construing for the last 30 years

“finally my lives work well be complete” Phill said

As a marine came sprinting into the work shop
“We have a problem sir”
“What is it!”
“Protesters from the holey empire of holey empirez are attempting to stop the launch”
“Tell your men to open fire into the crowd”
“But sir there unarmed”
“Do as you’re tolled”
“Yes sir” the said as he loaded his 50 caliber machine gun and picked up a grenade

Phill headed to the control tower lessening to the 300 unarmed citizens being fired upon

“Music to my ears” phill lafet
As the space shuttle entered orbit

2 days later the rail gun was completed and set into a stable orbit

:sniper: :headbang: :mp5:
Japanese Antarctica
07-04-2005, 00:07
OOC: are you two the same person?
Rotten bacon
07-04-2005, 19:37
:sniper: No assassins of bat is just stupid also the trade agreement between us has been cut off:mp5: :sniper:
Rotten bacon
08-07-2005, 03:54
:sniper: Now i will move on to veicals:

Research Log #205

There has been an assignment to make a series of stealth planes. we have developed to (view here (http://www.lowobservable.com/future.htm))Occ:it is the bottom two:

they arora and camelean. they are the future of flight. the cockpits are blue lit and it is compleatly touch screened. the seat folds down. you sit in the seat and it raises up. it is a type of glass that you can only see one way.(more info on the website link provided.)

3.5 billion

Research log #206

The rotten one has recuested a new ship for his new rain as leader. We have designed it out of rotanium. the thrusters are capeble of flying up to mock 9. it has a whole area for drinks and bedding up to 5 and has hallways along the sides for gaurds. the plane is also caple of flying above the atmosphere(only to a limited extent)

(view here (http://www.kidsastronomy.com/future_space_craft.htm) it is the first one)
Shiny and happy
10-07-2005, 01:58
Yes weapons are all well and good, in fact so much so i would like to purchase some of all types of armorments wepons and planes. :D Maybe two of each type of everything. :cool: IF NOT :headbang: .... Then i would not like you. :mp5: if so then whooo hooo i will have guns :fluffle: :p
Rotten bacon
10-07-2005, 21:55
well i do like the sound of this. what do you propose to pay?
Rotten bacon
10-07-2005, 22:11
Reasearch Log #112

I have develpoed a navel class air craft carrier.(vew here (http://www.artemisgames.com/robotech/Naval/ARMD.html) it is not loded down with lasers nor does it fly. it goes in water. pictures miht be missleading) it carries a series of morter guns ment to sink large planes and other vessels. all controlled by two piolets and has room for planes deck crew and poilets.



Cost: 3.5 billion.

Reasearch Log #113

View (http://www.artemisgames.com/robotech/Naval/Oberth.html)

the battle ship is built. moving at 50 miles an hour. this moves in and uses fit and run tactics to eliminalte vessels.

cost: 2 billion.
Shiny and happy
12-07-2005, 01:44
My country is land locked.... :headbang: I have no use for a navy, do you have any how do you say tactical nukes by chance? :p or any large tanks lets say in the panzer mark IV class or higer? :confused: How bout experimental wepons that are, evil... :D
Shildonia
12-07-2005, 02:13
Wow. A stealth aircraft with blue lights and a seat that folds down? I simply must possess this miraculous vehicle.

*whips out cheque book*

How many can I buy? Money is no object.
Rotten bacon
13-07-2005, 04:27
Well this is very pleasing to me that nations of such high status are interested in my creations. it would cost the same as the prise for me to produce them. but being that rotanium is so rare being that we are the only people who make it. a rotanium plated veical would cost an extra .5 mill. but we will be happy to sell.

Shiny: i am writting blue prints for a super weapon but i do not think i would be willing to let somhing of so much power in to the hands of someone as evil as i am.

Rotten One- insane dictator.
Rotten bacon
13-07-2005, 04:39
Reasearch log # 145

The tanks have left the assembly line and are now in the ranks of the army.

cop mod 1(view (http://www.kitsune.addr.com/SF-Conversions/Rifts-Hammer-Vehicles/Hammer_M2_Ursa_Hovertank.htm)) this is our police tank. these surpass car beacuse they do not compramise cops due to weaponry. it consists of a 39mm barrel with a pressure fire.
1.5 million

Plamius I(view (http://www.3drt.com/3dm/hov-tanks/hover-tanks-shots.htm) all are the same just different shape) they fire half a mile in all directions and are the standerd millitary tank complete with a mine dropper
Rotten bacon
13-07-2005, 04:43
From the journal of the rotten one himself.

Soon the one will be complete. destructive capiblity of a nuke. controled like a persons body. now we can choose what we destroy. a new age has come. and it's name is (blue prints are placed in computer and are then downloded into the rotten one's brain the paper copy is burnt.)plasmafier.
Medellina
13-07-2005, 05:39
How does one download stuff into their brain?
Rotten bacon
13-07-2005, 18:57
basicly the plans were scanned into a computer then a rod was inserted in the rotten one's brain.

also i would like ti say that this is not a store this is my countrys weapons and armor.
Shiny and happy
14-07-2005, 01:54
I am very pleased by your advances and when the super weapon is complete i shall purchase, for money is no restriction for me. :p
(a little side note, I dont check the forums much once every other day would be common) :( :sniper:
Rotten bacon
14-07-2005, 02:48
Happy as i said before i would not feel ok with selling somthing that is more dangores than a nuke. i would feel rather unsafe letting someone as evil as i am control somthing that is actully better then a nuke. besides i will only make one of these and it will not be sold but everything else is up for sale.
Shiny and happy
14-07-2005, 21:17
I will take one of everything that you got. :cool: but only on one condition, you do all the math adding up everything and take in count that my Mulnars are not worth as much as your telemarketers(exchange rate). I trust you will add up everything up correctlyj. :rolleyes:
Rotten bacon
15-07-2005, 01:14
Well do you want them in rotanium plating or not?
Shiny and happy
16-07-2005, 04:53
I would like them plated in rotanium, but only if they can stop my depleated uranium firing mag rail super canon... (specks) .235 oz depleded uranium rod traviling at 340 meters per second with a penatrating power of twenty feet of concrete and three feet of air craft grade aluminium. For sale 5 million mulnars a piece, bargain. :eek:
Rotten bacon
24-07-2005, 05:26
no all rotanium does is turns the bullets composition to jelly makeing the shot less dealy. the layering also helps but there is no survivl ganrentee.
Shiny and happy
24-07-2005, 22:59
I would also offer you the chance to purchace my revolutionary M.M.F.C. Magneto Mercury Flux Cannon. it fires molten magneticly charged globs of mercury out of a positronic acceleratior twards large moble armor units, tanks, planes, ships. what it does is it shoots magneticly charged globs of molten mercury which are atracted to metal thus it melts through the armor and rapidly eats away at all metal. once the metal is assimilated into the mercury youre left with a smoldering pice of goo. But it is slighltly magnetic so it draws in things like stray nails, hand grenades, cars. things like that.:upyours: oh and yes its for sale and its cheep. 1000000 a piece. why so cheep? :confused: Dont know it just is. oh yea and i will by the stuff from you
Rotten bacon
25-07-2005, 02:18
well i think i will buy 3 of these guns but plese make them tank mountable.
Rotten bacon
25-07-2005, 02:38
Reasearch Log #330

I have made a seris of stealth troops for infultratn while being undetcted.

THe RX-120 (http://www.starwars.com/databank/organization/coruscantguards/eu.html) (all weapons are as shown) they are the bulk of stealth fleet bu coming in by the land striking quickly then running they can do massive damage to the soliders but they lack the fire power to destroy buildings.

The RX-121 (http://www.starwars.com/databank/organization/seatroopers/eu.html) is the seateam it is the same for as above only differeing is entry point.

The RX-123 (http://www.starwars.com/databank/organization/spacetroopers/eu.html) is a land destroyer meant to destroy buildings and any man in the area.

all suits keep expelling heat to a minimum so they are hard to see.
Shiny and happy
25-07-2005, 20:10
Science research log 123-5d: The alpha delta 594 hunter class moble suit is on its way to full scale production, even though the magnetic beam cannon has some temporary setbacks. These setbacks are overheating and reaching critical mass. These minor setbacks are well under controll and if they cant be acounted for in the two day window then the FBG will be scrapped and replaced with the highly modified and adapted Magrail zeta-9-c. Further progress will be noted in following reacearch updates.
Rotten bacon
26-07-2005, 00:43
perhaps we can work somthing out about costs. like give you an equvilent disscount on what you by based on the price of what I buy??? :sniper:

they prices will be as followed:

by having to have me actully buy things from you:702,020,001,000

cost of buying from you:3,000,000

the discount shiny gets buy giving me the weapons at no cost: 702,017,001,000

my suggestion is go with the bottom number.
Shiny and happy
27-07-2005, 02:40
I have recently finsihed my latest "super" weapon The alpha delta 594 hunter class moble suit with the adapted Magrail zeta-9-c. That sells for aprox one hunderd milion mulnars. now take in note the moble suit is 98 feet tall and can take direct fire with a faze change lazer beam for more than thirty minutes in the same spot. plus it has the adapted Magrail zeta-9-c wich fires a ten pound sharpen cobalt rod at 450 mps and can penatrate, well.. anything. Even test targets of "aquired" rotainum of 3 feet thick cannot stand up to the punishment. you could of course by the adapted Magrail zeta-9-c seperatly for 50,000,000(tank mountable no recoil weighs aprox 10 tons).
Perhaps we could trade some of those to reduce the price even further?
Shiny and happy
27-07-2005, 02:52
unexpeded progress has been made in context of the Magrail zeta-9-c. Apperantly the sharpended cobalt rod made mincemeat of the stolen rotaium we aquired from terrorists. The weapon also did some unexdid damage to our reasearch facility. After going through the rotainum it kept on going through a ten foot concrete wall a buldozer and through fourty three cars in the parking lot including my brand new mercedes. it apperently was the cause of death of a woman across town who unfortunatly got hit with it while jogging through the park. we determinded the direction it went and followed the holes. we eventually lost the cobalt rod when we came to realize it had buried itself whilthin a mountain of all places. After further reasearch and countless hours with a ground penatrating sonar we located the rod. not in the mountain but twelve miles south in of all places a steel mill where it came to rest in twenty feet of solid steel I beems. Grand dictator nick was pleased whith the news although it went through his pallace and managed to kill a butler in the process.....
Rotten bacon
27-07-2005, 22:34
well the dictator did love that story and is pleased that you like rotaium. but i would like the location os that terrorist group so they can be punnished for theft. i am not interested in the mobil suit.

also the bullet manufactorers have made a bullet that causes more damage than the normal bullet. it is actully a saries of 10 bullets tetherd together by some very small barbd wire. when the bullet fires the 9 of the surrounding the center they fly out an inch in all directionsbut can go no farther. when the bulet hits the target the bullets create holes but also the chains create the main dameage by making the largest hole of them all.

$50
http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/uc/msg/mechanics/ship_musai.html
we develped a gun boat they supply the main cover from the water. moving accross the ocean like a ghost the Musai carrys 5000 and is the main HQ for commander cody while over seas. large recreatinal sail boats move troops from one spot to the other.

5 made 5.9 bill
Shiny and happy
30-07-2005, 05:52
I know the location of the terrorists and they are in the land of plasterd irshmen. :D I am not interested in the bullet. :( we already have somthing like that its called chain canester shot. it was developed in the civil war of 1812. :) Are you interested in the cannon? It comes with an x-ray scope capable of penatrating walls, or clothing... whatever your style is. Magrail zeta-9-c tank mountable, no recoil, darn loud, and a cool x-ray scope. cheep only 50 million mulnars ( about 23 mil telemarketers ).
Rotten bacon
30-07-2005, 18:06
i will just go with my old order.
Shiny and happy
31-07-2005, 19:35
Yes that is fine and i will purchase from you the weapons as preaviously agreed. Now about the payments, how about in ten percent increments on an annually basis. Dont exactly want to break the back of my nation buying all of these weapons. But all intrest rates will be included in the final total.
Shiny and happy
01-08-2005, 21:42
How are the weapons purchased pur say, really or just bs role playing??? :confused:
Rotten bacon
07-08-2005, 06:39
just role play but the 10 thing works well for me.
Shiny and happy
07-08-2005, 18:48
oooooohhhhhhhhh, well then I shall purchase the weapons in five sums of money, and just for kicks i shall throw in a free Magrail zeta-9-c tank mountable version/w x-ray scope on a tank of course. Feel free to use and abuse it because we honestly dont have a large enough testing facility, if we went and shot somthing :sniper: well...... it might end up in someones back yard.
Rotten bacon
07-08-2005, 20:11
well mr.shiny that would be a funny sight. a family sitting down to dinner then wittness a huge explosion in there back yard.
Ankhmet
07-08-2005, 20:54
ooc: Excuse me. I'm from the smiley abuse league. I'm here to take the smileys you abused away from you, don't worry, they'll go to a good home.
Shiny and happy
08-08-2005, 21:09
Wha, what. :upyours:


Anyways, yes it would be very disturbing, yet it doesnt explode it just makes a big hole in something. Like a tree or fido, that would be a way to end dinner. siting down eating dinner when all of a sudden the dog abruptly turns into blood pudding in the back yard covering a large area. disturbing...
Rotten bacon
14-08-2005, 18:14
well thank you for the gun that you are giving me i thin it shall be very usefull.
Shiny and happy
16-08-2005, 04:01
but there is on little thing DUDE, SPELLCHECK come on man just humor me, even use a dictionary. It takes a little time, but it saves me the frustration.
Rotten bacon
16-08-2005, 18:00
OOC:no, i'm lazy
Shiny and happy
17-08-2005, 01:23
Anyways my scintests as you already know have a thing for magnatism. well it turns out that they developed a magnetic force field generator that can double as a zero point energy device. Imagine a hover tank, instead of firing bullets; levitating cars, innocent civilians, and of course buildings. Further development may lead to hand held versions that could toss cars and tanks like little toys. I have already implemented the shield on my pallace and what would you know, it stops my magrail. oh and those terrorists i double crossed them, they are now surving a purpose as live test subjects, magnetic thurmite grenades are fun to watch skip across the ground to a terrorist belt buckle. :rolleyes:
Rotten bacon
19-08-2005, 04:46
well it is always good to see a criminal get punishment but magnitism is not simething that should be messed with to much or there might be some small side affects.
Shiny and happy
20-08-2005, 02:22
really? like what because um i do alot of magnetic experiments in real life too........ like makeing a big electro magnet in my bedroom and wathcing all of the nails start comeing out of the wall n stuff :confused:
Rotten bacon
08-09-2005, 04:21
the rotten one has a body beyond all others. it is a combonation of man and machine. he has bones made with a mix of diamond and titanium. his chest has been untouched except for the bones. his back has a samuri sword that pops out of his left side.

his left arm is is robotic where a lower plate in his arm will drop down to reviel a plasma cutter and a wide varity of grappling hooks like a bungee cord, the wrist has a series of lock picking supplies .

his right is robotic but on the top of his wrist is a 4 barreled gun with the power of a pistol. the bottom plate can also drop down to use a shotgun and above that drops down a chain gun.

is legs also robotic are designed like a cheetah lages were the inside of the calfe extendsthe increce ground coverage and have a compression system.

his head plate is three times as strong as the regular bone.

his skin the made of a terafiber that lookes and feels like skin but is actully bullet proof.

his eyes have normal vision,heat and night vision.
Rotten bacon
09-11-2005, 02:44
the rotten bacon goverment has brought most of the nuclear power stations up to working order. 80% of the crounty's is with power.

the labs have produced a strain of the black plague. this has been placed within a missle line ready to fire. there is no explosion. the rockets detach from the main colum prior to impact. within the main colum there are many superpressured tubes of the virus. when impact occures the top half of the missil is thrown forward opening the tubs relesing the plauge in to the air.

50,000 to develop

also super electro magnets have been placed 150 ft below the earth along the perimiter. they are used to pull enimie missils fire and planes down. they can be turned off in mile streches so allie planses go move about.

5,000,000 to develop
Rotten bacon
23-11-2005, 02:22
Hornet: the hornet is a is a grenade used by the police force to quickly deal with an unruly crowed. it is a grenade that has been packed with marble sized metal balls. in the center there is gundowder that when it explodes and sends the balls in different directions with enough force to break bone and leave imprints in metal. when thrown the pocice force will imidanly take cover to avoid injury themselvs.

cost:$75
Rotten bacon
01-12-2005, 05:00
the great shark submarine has been developed. in the are designed like a topredo. they carrey a nuklear engien and are soley meant to ram through. they are soundless so when you hear them it will be too late. the reinforced hull allowes them to ram muntipul times without repairs.

45 made :5.9 billion.
http://www.gundamofficial.com/worlds/uc/msg/mechanics/ship_zanzibar.html
a series of hover craft are used mainly fo the purpose of carrying soldiers from the ships to the land. each craft abel to carry 27 soldiers. the chin guns in the deck supply cover as the cargo bay open in the back giving the troops cover as they get out. they are also capable of any tarrian landing.

5 made 1.5 million each
Rotten bacon
14-12-2005, 04:51
this is the hover bike it is used by higher ranking soldiers and scouts and other positions were speend might be involed. moving at 200 M.P.H. tis is a match for all other vehiels havinf 4 missels and a dule chain gun system on the front.
cost:500,000 telemarketers

the raptor is a high speed low alitude close combat unit. used mainly to bomb places to small for conventinal air craft to get to. mmoving at 150MPH and has room for 5 bombs. as wess as a chain gun at the front
600,00 telemarketers
Rotten bacon
17-12-2005, 06:02
SR-71 Blackbird (http://www.area51zone.com/aircraft/sr71.shtml)
used mainly as a spy plane. it is capble of dropping a bomb with pinpoint accuasy. with a missle storge space built into the planes hull like torpedos on a submarien. the wings can be addpated by the piolet to move to all angles without moving from the orgignaal spot and make free falls esaily.
Cost:3 million

Black Manta (http://www.area51zone.com/aircraft/blackmanta.shtml)the black manta is a reconisense plane. for that reason it is made out of alumunum. the plane is very fast.
3 million

Brilliant Buzzard (http://www.area51zone.com/aircraft/buzzard.shtml)this is a is a transport plane. it carries smaller craft into fights so they can maximese gas usage. planes can come and go from the back of the plane while in mis air.
6million

X-33 (http://www.area51zone.com/aircraft/x33.shtml)
the x-33 is basicly a bording craft. it moves with great manuvrabilty. only known space craft of the rotten bacon airforce.
5 billion

switch blade (http://www.area51zone.com/aircraft/switchblade.shtml)
the switch blade is a top of the line bomber it has three forms. one for stability, speed, and manuvrabilty.
7 billion
SpartanWarmachine
17-12-2005, 10:40
OOC: I used an entire roll of duct tape to secure my head before it exploded after reading this. Luckily, the damage is minimal.
Rotten bacon
18-12-2005, 00:58
Ooc: Ok
Rotten bacon
05-05-2006, 01:43
Sub Knives are submariens that act as torpedos. the are desgined to ram themselves into ther vessals leaving giant holes that will be unably to repair.

100,000 telemarketers each
Rotten bacon
08-06-2006, 23:59
the BP missal is used to hold random chemicals like the black plauge V.2. the cross beteween this and AIDS allowes it to used the bodys own cells to reproduce. itmakes the heart and lungs stiff so they have trouble working. then the you will get a really bad cold. eventuially if infected and you do nothing strenuous then you will die of suffocation or cardiac arrest. then if you work hard and sneeze the organd might break and you will die that way. it is gasous for 5 min. it will them become wike dust and cover the ground and infect food. it can be tranfered almost anyway.


the preditor is a spy plane that operates without a piolet and has camras that can see the ground with out being seen it'self.