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A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

The world should be ashamed of itself for not treating the new nation of Hermitdom nicely. The people of Hermitdom, and more importantly, myself, demand an apology.

The world has not accepted or tried to help Hermitdom in any way with it's project to exterminate people of Geeergenfarbangoondontong ancestry. These people cause havoc, and ruin the lifes of common citizens, but the world pays no attention.

To the world we say in unison, Bah! We could care less. Let us prosper, and let your nations wither.

So long!

Well, hey, at least it's not "I n00k j00!!!!!!11111," blah blah blah. :D

The hell? A huh... I refuse to apologise for um... well... um... I didn't do anything to denote the reason for an apology! -- Harold Greene, Member Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

With dignity and respect, we fend off the attacks thrown at our nation. We will suceed in our extermination wheter the world like it or not.

Such a statement takes no heed from the Isles of Wohlstand. We believe that your nation is incapable of even scratching our hardened military force, let alone taking on the world and demanding this so-called 'apology'

Sincerely,
General Alexei Hessinger

The Political Bureau would like to inform the Hermitdom Administration that attacks against The Union of Soviet Republics allies will be considered an offensive movement against The Soviet Union and will be handled thus. The Political Bureau incourages the Hermitdom Administration to heed our warning and back down from your junta stance. -- The Politburo

Don't know why you are so angry but I would just like to that my IGNORE cannon has been loaded.

READY!

AIM!

FIRE!

DIRECT HIT!

His Majesty has decided to ignore this issue entirely, saying he believes cake is far more interesting and that the Hermitage Administration should not waste time demanding apologies from peoples who have not wronged them.

Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

His Majesty has decided to ignore this issue entirely, saying he believes cake is far more interesting and that the Hermitage Administration should not waste time demanding apologies from peoples who have not wronged them.

Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos.
Seconded.

A Message from A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Have fright of our nation, for we are almighty. Our military is one of all our citizens, proudly defending and fighting for the land and brave leader that shelters them.

We still demand an apology. If there is no such apology the people will, with free-will of course, take on your nation.

Hail the Almighty Nation and Leader! The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny, is our savior and only love: May he reign freely for us!


Such a statement takes no heed from the Isles of Wohlstand. We believe that your nation is incapable of even scratching our hardened military force, let alone taking on the world and demanding this so-called 'apology'

Sincerely,
General Alexei Hessinger

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Monarchs shall rot in the bowels of our menacing hell! The people shall overcome you one day you pompous piece of royal flesh! The people have chosen me to lead, not my son, and as such I will rule supreme!

We have been wronged! No one helps our people's will of exterminating those of Geeergenfarbangoondontong ancestry. Our people shall overrun all those who wish to contradict their fine wishes.

Hail the Almighty Motherland and Powerful leader Gerny! May he rule supremly and freely over us, the people of Hermitdom! Hail!


His Majesty has decided to ignore this issue entirely, saying he believes cake is far more interesting and that the Hermitage Administration should not waste time demanding apologies from peoples who have not wronged them.

Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

The Shadow Realm finds it rather pathetic that a nation that a single strike force could level without a loss of life is demanding an apology from us. Fortunatly mercy is common in the Shadow Realm and besides the president Maxwell has other things to attend to....like training in the govenment miltary program. So as for your appology this is all we have to say.
Screw You

With all disrespect intended;
Lt. Commander Amber Knightly of the Forign Affairs Office

Official message from the President of the United States of Credonia

While Credonia is a peaceful nation, we do not take liking to small, annoying, pesky nations who think that they can demand an apology or threaten any other nation in this world. For that reason alone, Credonia could decide to annex your worthless excuse for a nation. Afterall, no one pays much attention to nations who draw negative attention from the international community. Keep that in mind the next time you feel an urge to threaten or force an apology out of any member of the international community. And if you do anyway, well now's a good time to test new Credonian military technologies and tactics without suffering one loss of life on our part.

Let this be a warning to your nation because the next time we respond to something you say, we will respond with the sound of tanks rolling across your territory, fighters soaring through your skies, and powerful naval vessels steaming through your territorial waters. Heed this warning carefully, or you will be forever silenced.

His Majesty has decided to ignore this issue entirely, saying he believes cake is far more interesting and that the Hermitage Administration should not waste time demanding apologies from peoples who have not wronged them.

Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

I third the motion

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The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:
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What kind of title is that?

Message to that annoying nation.

We dare you to attack us!! We dare you!! Common big man!! come gety us!!. Come us!!. Youi can handle me!!! YOU CANT HANDLE ME!!! Bring it!!"

Luv, the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

a really long, hard to say, and annoying one?

Well I will stand behind the little guy and will offer his country some weapons for future warfare (don't worry he cant harm modern nations with the tech treaty going on)

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

The people of the fine nation of Hermitdom are mad at the world. If your people wanted help in killing off a bad race of people in your nation, you would of course expect help or at least some good-tidings from other nations. But in this case, no, our great nation gets no help or good-tidings.

Screwed are you, with your big mouth and inability to read the minds of people's wishes.

Hail the Motherland and the Dear Leader Gerny!

The Shadow Realm finds it rather pathetic that a nation that a single strike force could level without a loss of life is demanding an apology from us. Fortunatly mercy is common in the Shadow Realm and besides the president Maxwell has other things to attend to....like training in the govenment miltary program. So as for your appology this is all we have to say.
Screw You

With all disrespect intended;
Lt. Commander Amber Knightly of the Forign Affairs Office

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Bah! We in this fine nation laugh and spit in your face! What a athetic excuse for not cooperating with a nation as great as ours!

I have liberated the people from oppression, but now they have pledged to liberate themselves from all evil that wishes to attack and threathen their nation in which their Dear leader lives!

Prepare for an imminent threat if you dare lay a hand on my people!
Official message from the President of the United States of Credonia

While Credonia is a peaceful nation, we do not take liking to small, annoying, pesky nations who think that they can demand an apology or threaten any other nation in this world. For that reason alone, Credonia could decide to annex your worthless excuse for a nation. Afterall, no one pays much attention to nations who draw negative attention from the international community. Keep that in mind the next time you feel an urge to threaten or force an apology out of any member of the international community. And if you do anyway, well now's a good time to test new Credonian military technologies and tactics without suffering one loss of life on our part.

Let this be a warning to your nation because the next time we respond to something you say, we will respond with the sound of tanks rolling across your territory, fighters soaring through your skies, and powerful naval vessels steaming through your territorial waters. Heed this warning carefully, or you will be forever silenced.

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

A title the fine people over which I have full power of have given me with dignity and respect towards their leader.

I third the motion

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The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:
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What kind of title is that?

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Thank you for realizing the might of my power and domination. The weapons will be taken with glee.

Hail the Motherland! Hail the Dear Leader Gerny!

Well I will stand behind the little guy and will offer his country some weapons for future warfare (don't worry he cant harm modern nations with the tech treaty going on)

It would be in your nations best interest to retract your threat. Credonia has more troops in its military than your nation has citizens

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

How dare you threaten innocent citizens of Hermitdom? Credonia will boil over in a pot of hate and death if they dare speak our against my nation!

I demand an apology from this rouge nation of haters and nay-sayers.

Hail the Motherland! Hail our Dear Leaders plans for extermination of people of Geerbengonfangenffer ancestry in our borders! Hail our weaponary might!

It would be in your nations best interest to retract your threat. Credonia has more troops in its military than your nation has citizens

A Message from A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Have fright of our nation, for we are almighty. Our military is one of all our citizens, proudly defending and fighting for the land and brave leader that shelters them.

We still demand an apology. If there is no such apology the people will, with free-will of course, take on your nation.

Hail the Almighty Nation and Leader! The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny, is our savior and only love: May he reign freely for us!

"Message from Hermitdom, again, General Alexei Hessinger, this time he is saying his people will take over our nation...all of them" entered General Roe, chuckling slightly under his breath

"Take no heed of it, just throw it away, and remember 'we recycle'. Even if he had 7 million people, he'd have a hard time getting to my nation through this region, near impossible infact..." the General replied, softly laughing as well, not shaken at all by the minor threat known as 'Hermitdom'

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Monarchs shall rot in the bowels of our menacing hell! The people shall overcome you one day you pompous piece of royal flesh! The people have chosen me to lead, not my son, and as such I will rule supreme!

We have been wronged! No one helps our people's will of exterminating those of Geeergenfarbangoondontong ancestry. Our people shall overrun all those who wish to contradict their fine wishes.

Hail the Almighty Motherland and Powerful leader Gerny! May he rule supremly and freely over us, the people of Hermitdom! Hail!

I am not an absolute monarch, but rather a constitutional monarch whose power is checked by that of an elected Parliament...Now where did I leave that cake?

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

We scoff at your weak, half-baked, citizens you call "generals". In Heritdom, I rule supreme over my people, and my citizen-military: because, after all, I am all power and all-knowing.

My people and I have laughed at your attempts to discourage us and say how tough you are, so we have decided not to take action against your pathetic excuse of a "nation".

Hail the Motherland!

"Message from Hermitdom, again, General Alexei Hessinger, this time he is saying his people will take over our nation...all of them" entered General Roe, chuckling slightly under his breath

"Take no heed of it, just throw it away, and remember 'we recycle'. Even if he had 7 million people, he'd have a hard time getting to my nation through this region, near impossible infact..." the General replied, softly laughing as well, not shaken at all by the minor threat known as 'Hermitdom'

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Your people hate you, that is why they chose to have a parliment you weak leader.

I, on the other hand, was chosen by the people as their victorious commander of wishes and wills with free ruling power over their weak souls.

Hail the Motherland!

I am not an absolute monarch, but rather a constitutional monarch whose power is checked by that of an elected Parliament...Now where did I leave that cake?

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY

Today, the Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny, announced that there would be an International Hermitdom Appreciation Convention in Purpletripe, the capital of Hermitdom.

"The Convention will highlight the achivements of Hermitdom, and most importantly it's leader, me" said the Dear Leader Gerny.

Thousands of nations are expected to flood the capital with good wishes to the Dear Leader, and the proud nation he leads.

The Dear Leader said all nations of the world were invited, and that military gifts such as guns, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, etc. would be greatly appreciated.



A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

We scoff at your weak, half-baked, citizens you call "generals". In Heritdom, I rule supreme over my people, and my citizen-military: because, after all, I am all power and all-knowing.

My people and I have laughed at your attempts to discourage us and say how tough you are, so we have decided not to take action against your pathetic excuse of a "nation".

Hail the Motherland!

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Thank you for realizing the might of my power and domination. The weapons will be taken with glee.

Hail the Motherland! Hail the Dear Leader Gerny!

While we accept your nation entry, we have to regrettably inform you that there is a treaty that prevents nations with technology differences from attacking each other. But it will make a young nation grow more quickly.

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Your people hate you, that is why they chose to have a parliment you weak leader.

I, on the other hand, was chosen by the people as their victorious commander of wishes and wills with free ruling power over their weak souls.

Hail the Motherland!

Really? In reality, it was I who ordered the formation of the Parliament, because even if I am a just and kind ruler, my heirs may prove less so, and it is therefore necessary to take protective measures. I would be truly surprised if you could find one hundred of your people who would willingly say they favor you without being threatened with death if they didn't.

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

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I'm fantasy tech, and even I could beat the tar out of you.
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My shamans will cast Ignore on your nation ten seconds after this is posted.

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

The people of the fine nation of Hermitdom are mad at the world. If your people wanted help in killing off a bad race of people in your nation, you would of course expect help or at least some good-tidings from other nations. But in this case, no, our great nation gets no help or good-tidings.

Screwed are you, with your big mouth and inability to read the minds of people's wishes.

Hail the Motherland and the Dear Leader Gerny!

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"So they want us to kill em or just to give them a warning shot?" the general incharge of the station asked the presidentail aid as he handed the general the second key to activate one of the orbial platform's guns. "President Maxwell stated in her own words 'waste a city',” the aid replied as he looked out across the porthole that showcased the massive and only railgun the platform used. "Well alright," the general replied as he tossed a key to his second in comand as he walked over to the arming center and nodded to the commander to turn the key on three. As they turned their keys the massive railgun slowly began to charge, the humming heard throughout the station. "Target a costal city and obliterate it. Nothing to big just a small one this time," the general said to the officer incharge of targeting. Outside the railgun released its deadly payload of a transuranic slug easily the size of a small house hurtling towards the pretargeted city.


Just a word for the wise. Treat a nation that can obliterate you in second with respect next time or that slug will be replaced with something far worse. Have a horible day.
Genneral Phoenix Maxwell

Credonian Presidential Palace, Office of the President - 12:00 am
"Sir, Phalanix has just fired a warning shot at the nation of Hermitdom!" exclaims a military stratagist.

"Really now??!! What kind of ammunition was used?"

"Not sure sir but I suggest we send a stronger message so they will keep their mouth shut. We need to send a message that we mean business!"

"I agree. Get Secretary Ferguson on the line."

"Very well sir."

The stratagist calls Credonian War Headquarters and asks for the Secretary of Defense. Once he reaches the phone, the stratagist hands the phone over to the President.

"Secretary, this is the President. I want you to order a surgical strike upon the nation of Hermitdom. You can pick the targets but make the attack weak but strong enough to send a strong message to back off. Make sure there are absolutly NO casualties, but if by there happen to be, chances are Hermitdom will probably declare war, which will prompt us to do a swift take-over of their nation. If they dont but they continue to threaten nations, we will continue with the surgical strikes until they do stop. Make it Mitchell!"

"Yes sir Mr. President. Consider it already done."

"Good..brief me on the outcome"

Secret IC - Sutton Air Force Base, Credonia - 1:30 am

Five Credonian F-117A stealth fighters loaded their missile holds with Maverick air-to-surface missiles. Their target: the capital city of Hermitdom and it city's infrastructure. When each were fully loaded and fueled up, they took to the skies.


Skies over Credonia
"This is Alpha Leader to Alpha squadron, you know the drill, maintain radio silence. We will be attacking city infrastructure. Our targets are the capital city's main power station and a select number of plants and factories we may see while over the city. Over and out"

The squaron of stealth fighters streaked undetected out of Credonian airspace. ETA to Hermitdom airspace, 45 minutes. President Sutton decided to deliver another message to the Hermitdom government. If only they knew what was headed their way. Their response would alter what has the opportunity to become a war and only retracting the threats would save them from the attacks that they had no clue would e performed on them in only a matter of time.

Official Message from the President of the United States of Credonia

The time has come. We have warned you once and we have warned you a second time and numerous nations of the international community continue to warn you against your threats against all nations of the world. Retract all threats or serious repercussions will ensue. Failure to do so will result in unpleasant results on your behalf. Heed this warning and advise as this is the last you will recieve before further action is taken by this government. The ball has been tossed into your court.

A message from the Ultima Squirrel:

You are not Squirrels. Nor are you any other form of rodent. On top of this heinous crime, you have the audaucity to demand an apology.

Therefore, we shall invade your nation. Prepare to have each and every one of your male humans netured by acorns travelling at a high velocity towards their groin areas. Have a nice day.

Prepare to have each and every one of your male humans netured by acorns travelling at a high velocity towards their groin areas. Have a nice day.

His Majesty's Government has issued the following response to this:

"Eeeeeeew."

~ Romandeosian Government Official.

While we accept your nation entry, we have to regrettably inform you that there is a treaty that prevents nations with technology differences from attacking each other. But it will make a young nation grow more quickly.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Bah to treaties! We are brave enough and powerful enough to strike any treaty away with a mighty blow of a breath!

Really? In reality, it was I who ordered the formation of the Parliament, because even if I am a just and kind ruler, my heirs may prove less so, and it is therefore necessary to take protective measures. I would be truly surprised if you could find one hundred of your people who would willingly say they favor you without being threatened with death if they didn't.

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Look at the poll in this thread! I am popular and worshiped by people around the globe.

My people love me, and they will riot in the streets against your pity leadership if you dare lash out at them with your seizure-like growling.

I do not kill my people, I protect others.

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"So they want us to kill em or just to give them a warning shot?" the general incharge of the station asked the presidentail aid as he handed the general the second key to activate one of the orbial platform's guns. "President Maxwell stated in her own words 'waste a city',” the aid replied as he looked out across the porthole that showcased the massive and only railgun the platform used. "Well alright," the general replied as he tossed a key to his second in comand as he walked over to the arming center and nodded to the commander to turn the key on three. As they turned their keys the massive railgun slowly began to charge, the humming heard throughout the station. "Target a costal city and obliterate it. Nothing to big just a small one this time," the general said to the officer incharge of targeting. Outside the railgun released its deadly payload of a transuranic slug easily the size of a small house hurtling towards the pretargeted city.


Just a word for the wise. Treat a nation that can obliterate you in second with respect next time or that slug will be replaced with something far worse. Have a horible day.
Genneral Phoenix Maxwell

A Message from the Dear Eternal leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Hahah! My people scoff and laugh at you with glee! Hermitdom has no coastal cities you nincompoop! You must have hit some other patheticaly weak coastal stradled nation, but not Hermitdom!

What a "great" military! Ha!

Credonian Presidential Palace, Office of the President - 12:00 am
"Sir, Phalanix has just fired a warning shot at the nation of Hermitdom!" exclaims a military stratagist.

"Really now??!! What kind of ammunition was used?"

"Not sure sir but I suggest we send a stronger message so they will keep their mouth shut. We need to send a message that we mean business!"

"I agree. Get Secretary Ferguson on the line."

"Very well sir."

The stratagist calls Credonian War Headquarters and asks for the Secretary of Defense. Once he reaches the phone, the stratagist hands the phone over to the President.

"Secretary, this is the President. I want you to order a surgical strike upon the nation of Hermitdom. You can pick the targets but make the attack weak but strong enough to send a strong message to back off. Make sure there are absolutly NO casualties, but if by there happen to be, chances are Hermitdom will probably declare war, which will prompt us to do a swift take-over of their nation. If they dont but they continue to threaten nations, we will continue with the surgical strikes until they do stop. Make it Mitchell!"

"Yes sir Mr. President. Consider it already done."

"Good..brief me on the outcome"

Secret IC - Sutton Air Force Base, Credonia - 1:30 am

Five Credonian F-117A stealth fighters loaded their missile holds with Maverick air-to-surface missiles. Their target: the capital city of Hermitdom and it city's infrastructure. When each were fully loaded and fueled up, they took to the skies.


Skies over Credonia
"This is Alpha Leader to Alpha squadron, you know the drill, maintain radio silence. We will be attacking city infrastructure. Our targets are the capital city's main power station and a select number of plants and factories we may see while over the city. Over and out"

The squaron of stealth fighters streaked undetected out of Credonian airspace. ETA to Hermitdom airspace, 45 minutes. President Sutton decided to deliver another message to the Hermitdom government. If only they knew what was headed their way. Their response would alter what has the opportunity to become a war and only retracting the threats would save them from the attacks that they had no clue would e performed on them in only a matter of time.

Official Message from the President of the United States of Credonia

The time has come. We have warned you once and we have warned you a second time and numerous nations of the international community continue to warn you against your threats against all nations of the world. Retract all threats or serious repercussions will ensue. Failure to do so will result in unpleasant results on your behalf. Heed this warning and advise as this is the last you will recieve before further action is taken by this government. The ball has been tossed into your court.

A Messgae from the Dear Eternal leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

We demand an apology for your actions and declaration of war against my fine nation! How dare you even think for a second that you can even scracth our nation!

FYI: All citizens of Hermitdom were evacuated to a neighboring 4th World Country, where they were safe and none could face death. What a great leader I am!

A Messgae from the Dear Eternal leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

We demand an apology for your actions and declaration of war against my fine nation! How dare you even think for a second that you can even scracth our nation!

FYI: All citizens of Hermitdom were evacuated to a neighboring 4th World Country, where they were safe and none could face death. What a great leader I am!

OOC:And you did this without your economy grinding to a halt... HOW?

OOC:And you did this without your economy grinding to a halt... HOW?

Am message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

May I ask if anyone will be attending the International Hermitdom Appreciation Convetion? It will be a great convention!

OOC: Credonia hasnt done anything yet. nor have we declared war. Not only that you cant possibly know of the attack we're ABOUT TO make on you since its Secret IC.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Look at the poll in this thread! I am popular and worshiped by people around the globe.

My people love me, and they will riot in the streets against your pity leadership if you dare lash out at them with your seizure-like growling.

I do not kill my people, I protect others.

I looked at the poll, and I could not help but notice that the only two options in it were in favor of you. Hardly a fair poll, wouldn't you say?

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

I looked at the poll, and I could not help but notice that the only two options in it were in favor of you. Hardly a fair poll, wouldn't you say?

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

A Message from the Dear Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

At least I have support! All you have is the dumb luck of being born into royalty! Ha!

Hermitdom rules free and supreme!

Hey, Hermitdom, go back to your hermit village where you belong. At least there you arent polluting the air just by breathing.

~A random diplomat~

A Message from the Dear Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

At least I have support! All you have is the dumb luck of being born into royalty! Ha!

Hermitdom rules free and supreme!

If the people decide they do not like me, they can vote me out and Prime Minister Lockeheart will take power in Romandeos until a new Monarch can be established.

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

OOC: Credonia hasnt done anything yet. nor have we declared war. Not only that you cant possibly know of the attack we're ABOUT TO make on you since its Secret IC.

A Message from the Dear Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny to His Generous People (servants):

Hail my people! Hail the Motheland, and my leadership!

Recently, a few rouge nations with an agenda of hate against nations excersing their free-will, have threatend or tried to attack the Motherland which I love and care for!

The cowards and morons have but half a brain, one nation in particular aimed for us with their "superior weapons of war" and missed by a longshot. Others have attacked us while we were looting our 4th World Country neighbor. How pathetic, no?

The good news is that their are few nations that hate us, most actually love us (me in particular). A few have even bowed down and apologized to us, and even one has gone so far to bow before my might and power and give me weapons of war!

I will continue to fight on for you, the people I love, but know this: I will protect my nation and it's people at whatever cost.

Long Live Gerny!

A Message from the Dear leader of the people and the Oppressed massess Gerny to the People of Romandeos:

People of Romandeos, wipe off your petty leaders and put me in charge of your lives and destiny!

Your monarch is worthless, and he believes he is all powerful. And your "prime minister" is just a worthless puppet of your monarch. So with this I say, cast aside those two and pledge your allegiances to Hermitdom and it's great leader, me.

hail the Motherland! hail the Province of Romandoes!

If the people decide they do not like me, they can vote me out and Prime Minister Lockeheart will take power in Romandeos until a new Monarch can be established.

~ His Majesty King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

How do we put this...

NO!

-Minister of Foreign Affairs Kerntski

A Message from the Dear leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Anonimous, cowardly diplomats have no right to speak to one so poweful as myself.

Hey, Hermitdom, go back to your hermit village where you belong. At least there you arent polluting the air just by breathing.

~A random diplomat~

bah!
How do we put this...

NO!

-Minister of Foreign Affairs Kerntski

A Message from the Dear leader of the people and the Oppressed massess Gerny to the People of Romandeos:

People of Romandeos, wipe off your petty leaders and put me in charge of your lives and destiny!

Your monarch is worthless, and he believes he is all powerful. And your "prime minister" is just a worthless puppet of your monarch. So with this I say, cast aside those two and pledge your allegiances to Hermitdom and it's great leader, me.

hail the Motherland! hail the Province of Romandoes!

His Majesty's Government will not tolerate such threats to the sovereignty of Romandeos!

~ Romandeosian Political Official.

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS:

Today, the Dear Leader of the People and the Oppresed Masses Gerny, has announced the expansion of new territory on Hermitdom. The Dear Leader said, "Today the people of Romandeos scrapped aside their monarch and their evil "prime minister" and have given their nation and their souls to Hermitdom and I. We are estatic about this new territory and hope that it will provide joy and more greatness to me in the future."

With the expansion of territory our Dear Leader's official title has grown to a new format, which follows:The Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Lord of Romandeos Gerny.

Hail the Motherland! hail the Leader!

His Majesty's Government will not tolerate such threats to the sovereignty of Romandeos!

~ Romandeosian Political Official.

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS:

Today, the Dear Leader of the People and the Oppresed Masses Gerny, has announced the expansion of new territory on Hermitdom. The Dear Leader said, "Today the people of Romandeos scrapped aside their monarch and their evil "prime minister" and have given their nation and their souls to Hermitdom and I. We are estatic about this new territory and hope that it will provide joy and more greatness to me in the future."

With the expansion of territory our Dear Leader's official title has grown to a new format, which follows:The Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Lord of Romandeos Gerny.

Hail the Motherland! hail the Leader!


OOC: Do my eyes play tricks, or are you dicating the actions of my nation?

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

Your people have spoken for themselves, and they have chosen to ditch your leadership and pity ex-nation and come to Hermitdom and my greatness.

Hail the Province of Romandoes!

OOC: Do my eyes play tricks, or are you dicating the actions of my nation?

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

Your people have spoken for themselves, and they have chosen to ditch your leadership and pity ex-nation and come to Hermitdom and my greatness.

Hail the Province of Romandoes!

OOC: Does your mind comprehend the differences between OOC and IC? OOC is out of the game, as in real person to real person.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

We in hermitdom do not squabble over low lying technical matters, that might be one of the reasons our people deserted you!


OOC: Does your mind comprehend the differences between OOC and IC? OOC is out of the game, as in real person to real person.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

Monarchy is abolished, freedom rings throughout the new province of romandeos! I am the Savior of the People as always!

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

We in hermitdom do not squabble over low lying technical matters, that might be one of the reasons our people deserted you!

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

We in hermitdom do not squabble over low lying technical matters, that might be one of the reasons our people deserted you!

OOC: I'm just a gnat's backside away from ignoring you.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

Finally you admit defeat!

OOC: I'm just a gnat's backside away from ignoring you.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny Lord of Romandeos:

Finally you admit defeat!

OOC: No, I finally admit that you are a strange little man who is wasting my time.

IGNORED

A Message from the Dear Eternal leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Gerny:

Hahah! My people scoff and laugh at you with glee! Hermitdom has no coastal cities you nincompoop! You must have hit some other patheticaly weak coastal stradled nation, but not Hermitdom!

What a "great" military! Ha!

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"What the president wants us to total the capital now...jesus must be that time of month," the general muttered as he nodded to the targeting officer to prepare the six nuclear missiles onboard as well as the railgun again. The aid shook his head and muttered under his breath, "I think General Maxwell is going to be enjoying today."

As the rail gun fired it's first round three of missiles flew behind it slightly slower but fast enough to impact directly after the slug. Only minutes later a second barage of nuclear missiles fallowed ready to end the existance of the capital city.

Seems your own stupidity has lead to the slaughter of thousands. Next time you feel the need to piss off the world. Remember one thing; we can end your existance when we feel like it. Hope you enjoy radioactive hell.
General Maxwell

A message from the Dear Eternal leader of the People and the Oppressed people Lord of Romandeos:

We are not obliterated, nor are we even scratched!

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"What the president wants us to total the capital now...jesus must be that time of month," the general muttered as he nodded to the targeting officer to prepare the six nuclear missiles onboard as well as the railgun again. The aid shook his head and muttered under his breath, "I think General Maxwell is going to be enjoying today."

As the rail gun fired it's first round three of missiles flew behind it slightly slower but fast enough to impact directly after the slug. Only minutes later a second barage of nuclear missiles fallowed ready to end the existance of the capital city.

Seems your own stupidity has lead to the slaughter of thousands. Next time you feel the need to piss off the world. Remember one thing; we can end your existance when we feel like it. Hope you enjoy radioactive hell.
General Maxwell

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"You're shitting me?!? General Maxwell wants the use of the station's Fallen Angel cannon's! Lt. Move aside I'll be firing this one," the general said as he pushed aside the LT and began to aim the massive cannon capable of destroying 30km wide areas and glassing up to 10km deep holes. "Well lets hope that this is enough to make them stop telling me to blow this nation up and not use the PSN Fallen Angel."
Outside the massive cannon at the base of the station took aim and began to charge as gama plasma particles began to form at the base of the massive barrel before charging forth towards to the center of Hermitdom leaving only devistation in it's wake.

Next time it will be far worse besides. Enjoy the gama radiation that the blast provided.

To this attack we say, bring on the worst we will still be alive

Phalanix Missile and Orbital Bombardment Comand Center, 100 km above Earth
"You're shitting me?!? General Maxwell wants the use of the station's Fallen Angel cannon's! Lt. Move aside I'll be firing this one," the general said as he pushed aside the LT and began to aim the massive cannon capable of destroying 30km wide areas and glassing up to 10km deep holes. "Well lets hope that this is enough to make them stop telling me to blow this nation up and not use the PSN Fallen Angel."
Outside the massive cannon at the base of the station took aim and began to charge as gama plasma particles began to form at the base of the massive barrel before charging forth towards to the center of Hermitdom leaving only devistation in it's wake.

Next time it will be far worse besides. Enjoy the gama radiation that the blast provided.

OOC: I haven't seen a godmod this bad since I got here. Wow. But then, I'm only a Jan 2005 nation.

OOC: Hermitdom, your totally godmodding, if a nation launches nuclear weapons at you cant possibly say that they didnt hit you because they sure as hell did, especially if they are launched at a nation as small as yours that has no possible way to defend itself against nukes (i.e. SDI defenses, BMD, anti-satellite defenses, etc.) Post some losses and stop godmodding.

Skies above Hermitdom

As the Credonian F-117A stealth fighters creapt closer to the capital their target, they maintained radio silence. They were in for a surprise as they had no idea that minutes before, the capital city was leveled by a number of nuclear missiles launched by the nation of Phalanix. As the fighters approached the city, they had an eerie feeling that something wasnt right. They expected the capital city to be shining with bright lights. Suddenly, the squadron leader broke radio silence.

"This is Alpha Leader to Alpha Squadron, by the look of the thermal imaging scanners and night vision camera's this city has been totally leveled and the amount of heat eminating from the ground is tremendous, so im guessing it has been hit by nukes. Abort mission! I repeat Abort mission!"

"Alpha One, copy"

"Alpha Two, copy that"

"Alpha Three, roger"

"Alpha Four roger that, returning home"

"This is Alpha Leader to base, mission aborted. Capital city has been leveled by what looks like a nuclear strike."

"Copy that Alpha Leader. New orders, maintain flight over Hermitdomian airspace. Further orders will be relayed to you. Until then, maintain radio silence."

"Roger, maintain radio silence. This is Alpha Leader, over and out"

Meanwhile, back at the Presidential Palace, the Presidential Office was buzzing with military personnel, palace aids, and high level government officials, including the President. They all assembled in the center of the room and sat down in the chairs and in the couches.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we're faced with one hell of an annoying enemy. It has been nuked by Phalanix but we must send in our forces to ensure that control of the nation falls into Credonian hands. We need to topple this government and install a new, democratic, pro-Credonian puppet nation. Stated President Sutton as he addressed the small assembled body.

[i]"Sir, I suggest we mobilize two army infantry divisions, perhaps the 92nd and 93rd and send them in pronto. Tricky thing is, we will have to either paradrop them, or obtain clearance from neighboring nations to use their bases as a staging point for our attack. But before we do anything, even thought this isnt my area of expertise, perhaps we should issue a declaration of war to further add justification to our cause.

~To skip all the formalities of this meeting~

Message to the World

Credonia cannot and WILL NOT tolerate nations that threaten other nations for no apparent reason. We are unaware of just what the nation of Hermitdom is capable of despite being such a small nation, and we take caution in dealing with nations of this size because of the type of aid they recieve from the international community, however, it has become apparent that the regime that is currently in power is fanatical, and for a lack of a better description mentally unstable. For this reason, and because this nation poses a national security risk to our nation and each and every nation of the world, we declare a state of war between Credonia and Hermitdom. At this time Credonian military forces are being upgraded to DEFCON 2. The Credonian 94th, 95th, and 96th Army Infantry Divisions are currently mobilizing for war. We will not brook any aggression nor will we tolerate any type of threat against our nation from such a pathetic regime. We will topple you, and any who wish to follow will be killed. Mark our words!!


Listing of Credonia's Mobilizing Forces

94th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

95th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

96th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

Message to the leadership of Credonia
Just a early warning to ensure the saftey of your forces shortly after we leveled the capital city we fired a massive orbital cannon that leveled several small towns in a 30km square area and the area about 10km around this location is highly toxix being poluted via gama radiation. So a word of caution to ensure your forces know that they may feel the effects of gama radiation poisioning.
General Phoenix Maxwell

PS:Inclosed is a map of the high risk zones leveled and areas soon to be leveled if they continue to piss us off.

Looking from the arrogance of Hermitdom, We will cease relations with the nation in fear we be accused of such things. And to the nation, an apology is all he asks for. give him his taste of "victory" and he will cease this maddness.

Credonia, a world superpower has no reason what so ever to apologize to Hermitdom. Furthermore, we will not apologize for any reason unless concessions are made on the part of Hermitdom and all threats that have been given are retracted in whole. Credonia will not bow down to the illplaced demands of a nation under the control of a madman.

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Lord of Romandeos Gerny:

Rot in hell pathetic imperialistic nations of Satan! Our people are rioting in the streets against your puny attemptes at a "takeover". No nukes, troops, or nations are between the borders of MY nation.

A puppet leader will be toppled and deposed of as quickly as he is sworn in, I am the sole leader and ruler of Hermitodom and it's people and I will be that immortal leader forever.

Our people fight back at any puny attempts, so bring it.

OOC: Hermitdom, your totally godmodding, if a nation launches nuclear weapons at you cant possibly say that they didnt hit you because they sure as hell did, especially if they are launched at a nation as small as yours that has no possible way to defend itself against nukes (i.e. SDI defenses, BMD, anti-satellite defenses, etc.) Post some losses and stop godmodding.

Skies above Hermitdom

As the Credonian F-117A stealth fighters creapt closer to the capital their target, they maintained radio silence. They were in for a surprise as they had no idea that minutes before, the capital city was leveled by a number of nuclear missiles launched by the nation of Phalanix. As the fighters approached the city, they had an eerie feeling that something wasnt right. They expected the capital city to be shining with bright lights. Suddenly, the squadron leader broke radio silence.

"This is Alpha Leader to Alpha Squadron, by the look of the thermal imaging scanners and night vision camera's this city has been totally leveled and the amount of heat eminating from the ground is tremendous, so im guessing it has been hit by nukes. Abort mission! I repeat Abort mission!"

"Alpha One, copy"

"Alpha Two, copy that"

"Alpha Three, roger"

"Alpha Four roger that, returning home"

"This is Alpha Leader to base, mission aborted. Capital city has been leveled by what looks like a nuclear strike."

"Copy that Alpha Leader. New orders, maintain flight over Hermitdomian airspace. Further orders will be relayed to you. Until then, maintain radio silence."

"Roger, maintain radio silence. This is Alpha Leader, over and out"

Meanwhile, back at the Presidential Palace, the Presidential Office was buzzing with military personnel, palace aids, and high level government officials, including the President. They all assembled in the center of the room and sat down in the chairs and in the couches.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we're faced with one hell of an annoying enemy. It has been nuked by Phalanix but we must send in our forces to ensure that control of the nation falls into Credonian hands. We need to topple this government and install a new, democratic, pro-Credonian puppet nation. Stated President Sutton as he addressed the small assembled body.

[i]"Sir, I suggest we mobilize two army infantry divisions, perhaps the 92nd and 93rd and send them in pronto. Tricky thing is, we will have to either paradrop them, or obtain clearance from neighboring nations to use their bases as a staging point for our attack. But before we do anything, even thought this isnt my area of expertise, perhaps we should issue a declaration of war to further add justification to our cause.

~To skip all the formalities of this meeting~

Message to the World

Credonia cannot and WILL NOT tolerate nations that threaten other nations for no apparent reason. We are unaware of just what the nation of Hermitdom is capable of despite being such a small nation, and we take caution in dealing with nations of this size because of the type of aid they recieve from the international community, however, it has become apparent that the regime that is currently in power is fanatical, and for a lack of a better description mentally unstable. For this reason, and because this nation poses a national security risk to our nation and each and every nation of the world, we declare a state of war between Credonia and Hermitdom. At this time Credonian military forces are being upgraded to DEFCON 2. The Credonian 94th, 95th, and 96th Army Infantry Divisions are currently mobilizing for war. We will not brook any aggression nor will we tolerate any type of threat against our nation from such a pathetic regime. We will topple you, and any who wish to follow will be killed. Mark our words!!


Listing of Credonia's Mobilizing Forces

94th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

95th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

96th Army Infantry Division
100,000 G.I.'s
20,000 Special Forces
100 M1A1 Abrams Tanks
325 T-64 Tanks
125 KS1 SAMS
240 M103 Heavy Tanks
100 M113 APC's
155 M-270 MLRS Rocket Artilliary
165 M1A2 Abram Tanks
155 G6 155 MM Self Propelled Howitzer
165 M2 Bradley APC's
125 M-15 Light Tanks
100 Hawk ARSAM
75 Patriot Missile Systems
225 T-95UM Main Battle Tanks
225 M-26 Main Battle Tanks
225 PzH 2000 (Panzerhaubitze 2000) 155mm Howitzers

A Message from the Dear Eternal Leader of the People and the Oppressed Masses Lord of Romandeos Gerny:

I, a madman! I think not! I have led my people to freedom againt the Geerfeebregangeen, and now are living up to my people's wishes of exterminating all people of Geerfeebregangeen ancestry in our proud nations borders! I am the one who rules the souls of the people, because they trust me as thier one true leader and friend! I am the one who has liberated the nation of Romandeos from it's monarch and given it's people the taste of greatness that it Hermitdom and my great leadership.

A superpower, you! Bah, more like a bully!

Credonia, a world superpower has no reason what so ever to apologize to Hermitdom. Furthermore, we will not apologize for any reason unless concessions are made on the part of Hermitdom and all threats that have been given are retracted in whole. Credonia will not bow down to the illplaced demands of a nation under the control of a madman.

OOC: you need to post your losses from that nuclear attack

No losses just a giant crater

OOC: you need to post your losses from that nuclear attack

OCC:Hey Hermitdom that's total bullshit. You can not say that no one was harmed in a nuclear attack. Learn to RP or that 4th world nation you hide in will be nothing but a 20km deep radioactive hell hole that makes the 7th ring of hell look like a playground.

"Could someone get me a cigar?"
"Um, sir, we're rolling..."
"Oh sorry! Citizens of the Great Nation of Hemitdom(snicker), we are landing two City-class Troop Transports in Hermitdom, so if anyone wants to defect,
we will be willing to take you before the planet gets bombed to dust... That is all."
"Cut!"
"Oh, and if you want any mercy from anyone else, I wouldn't expect it..."
"CUT!!!!!"

OCC:New Mirruin Hermitdom is on Earth. If you realy are that idiotic to attempt to bomb earth I have to laugh and pitty you. If you didn't know. Meh.

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

Total number of death from nuke=6 million

Citizens of Hermitdom march towards your armies of cowards. Most citizens hide in a neighboring 4th world country

OCC:Hey Hermitdom that's total bullshit. You can not say that no one was harmed in a nuclear attack. Learn to RP or that 4th world nation you hide in will be nothing but a 20km deep radioactive hell hole that makes the 7th ring of hell look like a playground.

OCC:New Mirruin Hermitdom is on Earth. If you realy are that idiotic to attempt to bomb earth I have to laugh and pitty you. If you didn't know. Meh.
OOC: I didn't know Hermitdom was ON Earth. Sorry puny closed-minded Earthlings...

~ :D

The Shadow Realm finds it rather pathetic that a nation that a single strike force could level without a loss of life is demanding an apology from us. Fortunatly mercy is common in the Shadow Realm and besides the president Maxwell has other things to attend to....like training in the govenment miltary program. So as for your appology this is all we have to say.
Screw You

With all disrespect intended;
Lt. Commander Amber Knightly of the Forign Affairs Office

I 2nd that! By the way, why do you WANT an apology?
:sniper:

~ :D

Even as the idiotic armies of Hermitdom moved forth in orbit it was a diffrent story. "Kill them....all of them," the general said as to began to program the army's movement into the targeting equation. Outside the station the Fallen Angel cannon began to power up once more and fired onto the pathetic army laying waste to all around the blast zone and posioning everything unsheilded from gama radiation.

Even as the idiotic armies of Hermitdom moved forth in orbit it was a diffrent story. "Kill them....all of them," the general said as to began to program the army's movement into the targeting equation. Outside the station the Fallen Angel cannon began to power up once more and fired onto the pathetic army laying waste to all around the blast zone and posioning everything unsheilded from gama radiation.

You DO know he's gonna say EVERYTHING is shielded, right?

OCC:Meh I just wana make his life hell.

If you think I will bow to your puny threats, Human,
you're in for a suprise...
Have a nice day. :D
~G'otit Informee
Minister of War.

messege from the big kook..........zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ.......soldier: ummm sir um kook:what? soidier:we are rolling.......kook:why? soldier:we are talking to hermitDUM kook:oooooo ya small army of hermitdum your your pathetic leader which is soon to be dead is as worthless as snot! and i don't care if you are on earth or not i will scwosh you and your worthless hermit army so prepare for the :sniper: and the :mp5: and the :gundge: and the :fluffle: after your dead sOOOO!
PERPARE TO DIE PUNY HERMITS PERPARE THE PLANETAIRY CANNON!!!!!!!!
soldier:umm......sir we don't have one kook:then go buy one
perpare to die worthless hermits
sinsirly,the big kook

messege from the big kook..........zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ.......soldier: ummm sir um kook:what? soidier:we are rolling.......kook:why? soldier:we are talking to hermitDUM kook:oooooo ya small army of hermitdum your your pathetic leader which is soon to be dead is as worthless as snot! and i don't care if you are on earth or not i will scwosh you and your worthless hermit army so prepare for the :sniper: and the :mp5: and the :gundge: and the :fluffle: after your dead sOOOO!
PERPARE TO DIE PUNY HERMITS PERPARE THE PLANETAIRY CANNON!!!!!!!!
soldier:umm......sir we don't have one kook:then go buy one
perpare to die worthless hermits
sinsirly,the big kook

You are SOOOOOOOOOOOO lame!

G'otit Informee
Minister of War

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

After a long trek across various nations, Hermitdomians and their great leaders have found a new land for their nation.

The Dear Leader Gerny said, "Screw you you will never find me you pigs."

You are SOOOOOOOOOOOO lame!

G'otit Informee
Minister of War