NationStates Jolt Archive

HERMITDOM CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY

Today the small nation of Hermitdom came into existance, after many a bitter war for independence against the nations ex-oppresor, Geeergenfarbangoondontong.

The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny, has pledged full extermination of people of Geeergenfarbangoondontong ancestry in the borders of Hermitdom. The people of Hermitdom have pledged to help, and many Geeergenfarbangdontong people in Hermitdom have already turned themselves in for extermination.

Blessed be the quest against evil in our nation! Blessed be the Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppressed Souls Masses Gerny!

A Message from The Dear Eternal Blessed Hero of the People and the Oppresed Souls Masses Gerny:

Today, with pride, dignity, and the love of my fellow citizens, I have begun the extermination of people of Geeergenfarbangoondontong ancestry within our great nations borders.

These people are liars, rapists, and general thugs raging havoc on our now free and independent nation which the people have given me, with overwhelming approval, the power to lead.

The people will suffer at these peoples hands, but do not fret brave citizens! I shall defend you from the demons at hand.