NationStates Jolt Archive

Zarathushtrapolis, Pahlavistan

"To imply that we humans, created and blessed by Ahura Mazda, ascended from lowly apes, is blasphemous, absurd, and downright immoral! This man Darwin's 'scientific' beliefs must not be allowed to corrupt our youth! I call on all religious people- be they Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or whatever- to shoot on sight anyone they know to believe in Darwin's bogus ideas. All copies of Darwin's stupid books will be burned tonight. Anyone who owns the book will be pardoned, but only if they turn in their book within the next two hours. Otherwise, they will be publicly castrated, disemboweled, and decapitated, all in a row- no exceptions. Tomorrow, the same will happen to Nazis and readers of Hitler's Mein Kampf."

Skittletopia denounces the recent spate of violations of the inaliable human right to freedom of thought and hereby requests that the opressive, heartless government of this nation step down, or face full deployment of Skittletopia's Military Capabilities.

I will never step down, especially in response to threats from a worshipper of Angra Mainyu.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

I certianly hope you're planning to keep your demented ideas only to your own nation.
Darwin's work will remian on my bookshelf regardless of what you decide of it.

- Karida Rahimah Sawsan

We are angry at this blantant excuse to escape progress. Yafor 2 will not tolerate more of this.
~Signed~
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister of Yafor 2.

To: Those insane, ignorant, intolerant Fascists whom we are tired of telling off.
From: The Senate of Belluelle

We decry your intolerance of more than one point of view and your state religion. All should have the right to believe what they choose. We shall fight you at every turn, fascists!

Yours Sincerely,

Tribune Fredrich Georitu
Presiding Officer in the Senate
On Behalf of Praetor Adrianus I, Lord of Belluelle

The Skittletopian Government assures Pahlavistan that the Archduke is a devout Catholic, and that the Government is based upon secularism in order to improve the lives of all citizens reguardless of faith.

We re-issue our demand for the government to step down and be replaced by a temporary Skittletopian State of Martial Law until such time as a new governing body can be decided on.

The Skittletopian Government assures Pahlavistan that the Archduke is a devout Catholic, and that the Government is based upon secularism in order to improve the lives of all citizens reguardless of faith.

We re-issue our demand for the government to step down and be replaced by a temporary Skittletopian State of Martial Law until such time as a new governing body can be decided on.

No.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

We currently have Twenty of our Nuclear Warheads activated with your name on it. Step down and stop this, or prepare to be cleansed by the Divine Light.


-Steward Willhelm

We currently have Twenty of our Nuclear Warheads activated with your name on it. Step down and stop this, or prepare to be cleansed by the Divine Light.


-Steward Willhelm

How we govern our nation is our business; how you govern your nation is your business.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

Our military is marking you out as a target...leave this foolishness alone or else....sorry, that is too violent.
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Governr of all Yaforite Provinces.

My friend, It isn't blasphemous to try and compromise between science and Religion.

-Shah Khosru III

Our military is marking you out as a target...leave this foolishness alone or else....sorry, that is too violent.
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Governr of all Yaforite Provinces.

Leave your nation alone? Okay. I shall happily comply.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

Official Foreign Ministry Statement:
"Where books burn, men are soon to follow." I believe this sentiment adequately covers the Kingdom's feelings toward the actions taken by the Pahlavistani government. If the Shah does not cease these barbaric actions, know that Malkyer will not stand idly by as the basic freedoms of the people are violated.

Davis Hanson,
Foreign Minister

Does not anyone on this Earth respect national sovereignty?

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

Not in your case. Your 'nation' - more like band of outlaws - does not deserve sovreignty. You hurt your own people for the betterment of your own evil agenda. I know Zoroastirians. They are kind, peaceful people. But what you do disrespects them and you should be apprehended and put on trial for your crimes against humanity. -- Robert Pacitania, People's Commissar Of The Central Soviet Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union

Does not anyone on this Earth respect national sovereignty?

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

Of course we respect national sovereignty. Not, however, at the expense of our humanity. I have a question for you, Shah. Does no one on this Earth respect the rights of man?

-King Dayan Saarad

Does not anyone on this Earth respect national sovereignty?

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi


Truth knows of no boundry. Civilization knows of no barrier. Justice knows of no limit.

The Colonial Government would encourage you to reverse your rather short sighted policy of murdering the intelligent members of your society. Have you given no thought to what will happen once all of your scholars - real scholars, not religious puppets, and other educated believers in evolution have been killed?

- Janus, Central AI, Colonial Department of Foreign Affairs
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Very well. The Darwinists will live. They can keep their books and share them with others. However, they may not teach in public schools.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

We would like you to please stop all of this maddness, or else!!!


Or else nothing...

Very well. The Darwinists will live. They can keep their books and share them with others. However, they may not teach in public schools.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

This is a start. We are grateful for the Shah's willingness to compromise.

This is a start. We are grateful for the Shah's willingness to compromise.

Moreover, all Darwinists will be paid 10,000 dollars as an apology.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

Leave your nation alone? Okay. I shall happily comply.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

If all you can come up with are bad retorts, you are truely insecure. You are cooperating, that is good, but that is not enough. The very fact that you may have considered this alone is enough to get you tried in an international court.

~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Goveror of all Yaforite Provinces.

How about this: You allow them to teach it in school, but you stress that it is a theory hmm? It would change my opinion aswell as alot of other Soviet citizens in their thought that you and your regime is a capitalist hog pen. -- Ivan Donoyev, Russian Citizen In Azerbaijan, Member Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union

Very well. The Darwinists will live. They can keep their books and share them with others. However, they may not teach in public schools.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi
It is wise of you to cancel your ban on Darwin's writing. As for your choice to exclude it from your people's education, that is your loss and theirs. In my opinion, you are a fool, but if you wish to weaken your country, go ahead.
-Kir, Kharrol Chief.

How about this: You allow them to teach it in school, but you stress that it is a theory hmm? -- Ivan Donoyev, Russian Citizen In Azerbaijan, Member Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union

That would be acceptable.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

The Central Soviet feels Phlavistan is making major steps towards a democratic system, and thusly encourages the Phlavistani Administration to continue giving its people freedom and rights. -- The Central Soviet Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union