NationStates Jolt Archive


Radical Muslim insurgency strikes in Pahlavistan!!!!

Pahlavistan
10-03-2005, 23:36
Zarathushtrapolis, Pahlavistan

Billions of stars dotted the sky like acne on an unhygienic teenager's face, as the full moon hovered above the world like a bad omen. The air was frigid and still. It was a cold, bleak, silent night in the desert.

In the town square, a small group of Muslim extremists gathered in the back of the Congressional Headquarters. One of them chiseled a hole in the window of the back door, then reached in, unlocked it, turned the knob, and they were in. They entered, moving as silently as ghosts.

Each terrorist had a bundle of dynamite sticks attached to his chest. One terrorist gathered in each corner, while the remaining 10-15 stood in the center.

"For Allah!" they cried, and all struck matches and lit the fuses of the dynamite sticks simultaneously.

The ensuing explosion dismantled the entire building.
Pahlavistan
10-03-2005, 23:44
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The Parthians
11-03-2005, 00:06
We condemn this atrocious attack by Muslim pigs and encourage Pahlavistan to kill as many as possible.

-Shah Khosru III
Pahlavistan
11-03-2005, 00:08
We condemn this atrocious attack by Muslim pigs and encourage Pahlavistan to kill as many as possible.

-Shah Khosru III

We will, but we may need help.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi

(OOC: Check TGs, please.)
Belluelle
11-03-2005, 00:41
To: The Shah of Pahlavistan
From: Belluelle

We regret your loss and offer our deepest condolences. Though our nations have had disagreements in the past, we support you in your bringing of justice to these terrorists. We are willing to supply one cohort of troops to help you maintain order and deal justice. We have had problems with our own brand of Muslim terrorists, and feel your pain.

Yours Sincerely,

Adrianus I
Praetor of the Holy Republic of Belluelle
Pahlavistan
11-03-2005, 00:47
To: The Shah of Pahlavistan
From: Belluelle

We regret your loss and offer our deepest condolences. Though our nations have had disagreements in the past, we support you in your bringing of justice to these terrorists. We are willing to supply one cohort of troops to help you maintain order and deal justice. We have had problems with our own brand of Muslim terrorists, and feel your pain.

Yours Sincerely,

Adrianus I
Praetor of the Holy Republic of Belluelle

Thank you for the offer, but we must regretfully decline.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi
Dostanuot Loj
11-03-2005, 01:07
I trust this will not be used an excuse to hunt down all of those in your nation of the Islamic faith?

- Karida Rahimah Sawsan
Pahlavistan
11-03-2005, 01:09
I trust this will not be used an excuse to hunt down all of those in your nation of the Islamic faith?

- Karida Rahimah Sawsan

Of course not. Freedom of religion is a respected right in this nation. I estimate that 9,999 of every 10,000 Muslims in this nation are peaceful people. Only those affiliated with the terrorists will be punished.

-Shah Sassan Pahlavi