NationStates Jolt Archive

We the People of the Ole Blue The Heretic have been threstened with attack. The problem is that we have forgotten who due to the fact we do drink heavily and really don't care about anything but our favorite activities which are eating, sleeping, makiing whoopee, and drinking lots of alcohol. What is this attack thing and why would anyone want to attack short, pointy teeth individuals who are mostly invisible. The aliens told us that we would be protected because we give them free beer, whiskey and wine. Would you like some we have plenty.

OOC:

Hahahaha! You think you're cool because you mentioned alchohol five times in a one-paragraph post. How old are you, twelve?

Insolence will get you nowhere, and stupidity will get you killed.

Go back to where you came from...we need to know how to defend our selves from an attack, not be chastised for our simplicity. Anyone need some uranium we have plenty.