NationStates Jolt Archive

Mexico City, DF, Free Rep. of Mexico (AP)- Today, in reaction to the victory of hte New Homeland Party, General Constantine Huang and Admiral Kyoko Mori, Commanders of the Xenizen Armed Forces In Mexico (XAFM), announced that he will no longer support the Iwata regime.

"Soldiers of Freedom, your friends AND FAMILY have fallen under a witch's spell.....our forefathers fought against the Red in the early Sixties, now, the Red rules over our homeland, thanks to the witch Iwata. She has corrupted the minds of our countrymen, she is a new Nihilanth, who will use force and tyranny to trample on our natural rights."

"We in Mexico are lucky, the witch's spell has not touched us. Now, all under my command, I urge you to resist. Join me in supporting the Freedom Party, and true democracy. The Red failed to control us in 1964, he, or his rampant hag, will not succeed again."

As he said this, Xenizen Armed Forces units have gone on alert, and the Free Mexican Government has only said that "while it does not condone the actions of Huang and Mori, it will not intervene; it is not our business."

Hong Kong (AP)- Yuri Iwata, denouncing the rebels as "putschists," has issued this statement:

"Well, they don't like me, fine. But the people spoke, and I will not have some damned putschists destroy me!"

As of last report, President-Elect Iwata, though legally not yet President, has ordered the Xenizen Navy to try and prevent any movement of the 250,000 man force in Mexico towards Hawaii.

As of last report, it was estimated that support rallies have been staged in Upper Xen, mostly by rightist groups. It also remains to be seen what the true loyalties of the military are......

Bastards! Nazi bastards! I think - naw demand - that these right-wing putschists be executed for the defilement and utter rebelion to The International Communist Party (What we refer to as every Communist government/party in the world). They are no better than the racist, capitalists, imperials! -- Unnofficial Response From An Unnamed Member Of The Communist Party Of The Armed Union

Bastards! Nazi bastards! I think - naw demand - that these right-wing putschists be executed for the defilement and utter rebelion to The International Communist Party (What we refer to as every Communist government/party in the world). They are no better than the racist, capitalists, imperials! -- Unnofficial Response From An Unnamed Member Of The Communist Party Of The Armed Union

In response: Kiss our asses.

General Constantine Huang
Admiral Kyoko Mori
Co-Commanders-in-Chief
Xenizen Armed Forces In Mexico

Meanwhile.....the following forces began moving. They targeted Hawaii, a key stronghold for Xenizen naval might. They hoped to persuade their brothers to join them, if not, they would cleanse them of the Red.

Xenizen South Pacific Fleet:

23 Nimitz-Togo Carriers
80 Arliegh Burke Destroyers
60 Oliver Hazard Perry Frigates
10-18 Virginia Submarines
10 Zheng He SSBN's
25-50 Sacramento Supply Ships
30-60 Arsenal Ships

5th Marine Expeditionary Unit
-25,000 men, eight Wasp Amphibious Assault Ships, 288 F-35's, 288 V-22 Ospreys

56th, 120th, 34th Air Wings
-72 F-81's, 144 F-35's, 144 F-16UXmk1's each, w/ refueling support

Meanwhile, SAM Installations and Aristotle SDI units, and guards went on red alert all over.....the Rebels had hijacked the Mexican part of the network, and they would react to any missile attacks.....

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"I will be watching this closely... I will not allow Pwnage interests in Mexico to be threatened...."-The Great Leader Li.

"I will be watching this closely... I will not allow Pwnage interests in Mexico to be threatened...."-The Great Leader Li.

Rest assuredly, the nation of MassPwnage's property is safe here. The military insurgency is not a problem to Mexico itself......

Eduardo Alvarez
President
Free Republic of Mexico

Relax, your stuff is safe. We like you guys.

General Constantine Huang
Admiral Kyoko Mori
Co-Commanders-in-Chief
Xenizen Armed Forces In Mexico

To the rebels (public transmission so that FC can hear):

"Noting the size of the fleet we have in the Gulf of Mexico would be most wise. Come back to Mexico and calmly put your weapons down or be prepared to get your ass kicked."-The Great Leader Li.

Private Transmission to the Rebels:

"Hmm... there has to be some way to pull off some kind of ruse."-The Great Leader Li

MassPwnage forces in the Gulf of Mexico:

Nexus Class Battlecarrier: 10 with 125 planes each.
SeaDragon Class Ubercarrier: 5 with 1200 planes each.
Draconis Class Uberarsenalship: 10
SeaClaw Class Cruisers: 120
SeaFang class Destroyers: 180
SeaSnake class Nuclear subs: 40
Riptide class Frigates: 180
Sea Leopard Class Destroyers:150
Floating Sea Base+Shipyard/Dry dock: 1, with 4,000 planes.
Zheng He Class Uberbattleships: 5
Zheng He Class Command Ship: 3
Freddy CIWS/ASW Ships: 300
Flipper Class Arsenal Ships: 25
Velociraptor class Heavy Arsenal ship: 15
TT-110 General Transport Ship: 1,200, transporting an entire army as well as an enormous amount of supplies.

To the rebels (public transmission so that FC can hear):

"Noting the size of the fleet we have in the Gulf of Mexico would be most wise. Come back to Mexico and calmly put your weapons down or be prepared to get your ass kicked."-The Great Leader Li.

Private Transmission to the Rebels:

"Hmm... there has to be some way to pull off some kind of ruse."-The Great Leader Li

MassPwnage forces in the Gulf of Mexico:

Nexus Class Battlecarrier: 10 with 125 planes each.
SeaDragon Class Ubercarrier: 5 with 1200 planes each.
Draconis Class Uberarsenalship: 10
SeaClaw Class Cruisers: 120
SeaFang class Destroyers: 180
SeaSnake class Nuclear subs: 40
Riptide class Frigates: 180
Sea Leopard Class Destroyers:150
Floating Sea Base+Shipyard/Dry dock: 1, with 4,000 planes.
Zheng He Class Uberbattleships: 5
Zheng He Class Command Ship: 3
Freddy CIWS/ASW Ships: 300
Flipper Class Arsenal Ships: 25
Velociraptor class Heavy Arsenal ship: 15
TT-110 General Transport Ship: 1,200, transporting an entire army as well as an enormous amount of supplies.

SECRET TRANSMISSION, XENIZEN MILITARY TRANSMISSION NO. 3094-252352aj9ewpje:

Well, perhaps we can have a staged battle, near the Islas Regallevidos, near Baja. We supposedly lose, and we go back, and it distracts the people, for now.

General Constantine Huang
Admiral Kyoko Mori
Co-Commanders-in-Chief
Xenizen Armed Forces In Mexico

"Hmm... done. I'm going to move the entire fleet through the Panama Canal and appear to defending Hawaii."-The Great Leader Li.

SECRET TRANSMISSION, XENIZEN MILITARY TRANSMISSION NO. 4309765218=4-5118y4bmn hgr3o:

Got it...moving now.

Meanwhile:

The Xenizen South Pacific Fleet began moving, its elements moving from the Yucatan and Puerto Vallarta to try and go for Mexico.

After coalescing around Aculpulco, they began moving towards Baja, and tried to strike their way towards Hawaii. However, the Admiral knew what lay ahead....

Admiral George Reeds of the MassPwnage Navy:

"Alrighty... we should get started when we get into firing range, some ships have to get blown up though, or otherwise, things start looking fishy."

Admiral George Reeds of the MassPwnage Navy:

"Alrighty... we should get started when we get into firing range, some ships have to get blown up though, or otherwise, things start looking fishy."

SECRET Transmission to Reeds:

"Kay....will do. You frag these guys, we'll withdraw, end of story."

The Xenizen ships moved into position, and the helmsman said, "Sir! MASSIVE NAVAL CONTACTS OFF THE PORT BOW!"

Admiral Mori said, "Excellent, we'll have a fight tonight!"

Admiral Mori soon mobilized her ships, and five of the Burkes and five of the OHP's moved to engage the Flipper Arsenal Ships.

She ordered the rest on the ready.

One of the Carriers was withdrawn.....

The arsenal ships, all 40 of them, spaced out in a wide line, opened up.

A combined total of 80,000 missiles flew out towards the OHP's and Arleigh Burkes. They were completed and totally annihlated.

Meanwhile, the NOVA cannons of the Uberbattleships lined up and began blasting away, a 36 inch shell hit the withdrawing carrier and ripped it in half in a single hit.

The Helmsman said, "Ma'am, they're too many!"

Mori then said, "Sound retreat to Puerto Vallarta."

The crew was shocked, but then she winked. They understood the wink, and they said, "Understood."

The ships began to fall back, and the fleet began to limp back to Puerto Vallarta.

To Yuri Itawa:

"Well, I did my part to put down the rebellion."-The Great Leader Li.

To Yuri Itawa:

"Well, I did my part to put down the rebellion."-The Great Leader Li.

To: Great Leader Li
From: Yuri Iwata

Thanks, I knew those putschists had no backbone. Though it did look a little rigged.....meh, I suppose your superior numbers scared them off.