NationStates Jolt Archive

(Pharamas Times) Enlight of the recent terrorist attacks, Richard Emmerich, Younger brother do the Divine Emperor of Tocrowkia, wed his younger sister, Alexia Emmerich at a hush hush-rush rush ceremony today.

"The need for heirs is apparent, and my brother just is not doing the job" commented Richard. "This way, we'll have heirs, and we'll be keeping the blood line pure and what not..." He said, before running off with his new bride.


When asked what he thought about this, The Divine Emperor simply pulled out the "WTF?" Banner.

His Majesty and most of the members of Parliament were much too disgusted to make any kind of statement.

~ Romandeosian Official.

Abomination; nothing more can be said on this wedding.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs

"Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy sister; it is an unclean thing"
-Ministry Of Ecclesiastical Affairs

Official Statement
"His sister? As in blood sibling of the female pursuasion? and they're gonna...?
Eww.
Please let that be the end of the matter."
- Ministry of External Affairs

The Divine Emperor is just as icked out by this as ye. But what can he do?

The Divine Emperor is just as icked out by this as ye. But what can he do?

The un-Divine Emperor should make a law against this type of behaviour and enforce, if there is no such rule already.

That is what rulers do; rule.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foreign Affairs

Emperor Josef is curious about what he has done to deserve being insulted?

If you are refering the un-Divine comment; no man is Divine, only God, which you are not.

Chancellor Goth

Josef does not think he is Divine, it is a mere cultural thing imposed on him since his birth. Do you think he likes it? Well, he does not.

Official Announcement by the Presidential Office


While the President of the United States of Allanea does not wish to condone this type of marriage, we would like to note that, if the Emperor and his sister both wish to engage in this behaviour, it is their problem alone. In Allanea, it is considered extremely impolite to criticize voluntary sexual behavior of adults, even if we do think it a bit… strange.

Josef does not think he is Divine, it is a mere cultural thing imposed on him since his birth. Do you think he likes it? Well, he does not.

Your Emperor seems to like nothing yet changes nothing.

Follow the way of Emperor Justinian, if you don't like something change it.

Chancellor Goth

Josef wishes for change, yet he can never make it happen.

If he could, he would change the whole "Divine Emperor" Buisness, but he cannot. It dates bake to the very founding of Tocrowkia, and if he were to change it, he would find 1.325 Billion daggers in his heart.


Josef is also forced to live in isolation his entire life due to the Medieval codes wrotten by past Emperors and Emperess's. Do you think he likes that? He is not allowed to fall in love, he is merely forced to marry a woman to produce more heirs.


God has chosen Josef to suffer, and so shall he! :(

Josef wishes for change, yet he can never make it happen.

If he could, he would change the whole "Divine Emperor" Buisness, but he cannot. It dates bake to the very founding of Tocrowkia, and if he were to change it, he would find 1.325 Billion daggers in his heart.


Josef is also forced to live in isolation his entire life due to the Medieval codes wrotten by past Emperors and Emperess's. Do you think he likes that? He is not allowed to fall in love, he is merely forced to marry a woman to produce more heirs.


God has chosen Josef to suffer, and so shall he! :(

Your tales of woe bring no tear to Farminan eyes.

You sir are a coward or a ruler of madmen.

Would you wish Farminan forces to correct your people?

Chancellor Goth

No, but the Emperor would like some Chocolate Pop Tarts if thats alright.

"By marrying your sister to have 'pure' heirs you have weakened your own bloodline. For the mixing of similar blood only brings forth weaker offspring. If you continue this crazy manner of propagation you will decimate your own family. Offcourse since there is no official connection between our nation, it is obvious that we do not care and therefore wish you 'luck' with your new wife."


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Prime Minister Romanov
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

Perhaps Farmina would like to recieve the Emperor's handmaidens in a "discussion" about his divine status? I am sure you can be convinced.

As for Tocrowkia, we suggest you change your laws to suit the current year and date. Otherwise you might find that we have to correct your behaviour.

Angel Taka,
Sister Superior,
Emperor's handmaiden.

As a result of this ungodly and obviously Satanically inspired action, the Emperor and the Imperial Council have signed a decree stating that all Tocrowkia citizens are fair game for any Guilder.

Anyone who brings the Emperor the head of this 'Grand Prince' and his consort his sister will be granted 10,000 Imperial Guilders ($14,000,000) and be given total absolution by his grace the Pope in the Holy See.

We would also be willing to recognise any Tocrowkian Rebels as the rightful Governor's of Tocrowkia.

-Guilder Diplomatic Corps

Via RWC encrypted channels

The Dumpsterdanian Foreign Ministry urges the Guilders to remove the bounty on the woman at once, until decisive proof can be given that she is indeed voluntarily marrying her brother.

If she is being forced into this then I suggest that both the Guilders and our own government sent a combined special forces team to extract her and eliminate the prince.

Dumpsterdanian Foreign Ministry.

Via RWC Encrypted Channels

We would be willing to drop the bounty on the girl, if proof can be found of her lack of complicity in this act.

We would be willing to allow members of 'The Sword of Christ' and of Templar Elimination Teams to join Dumpsterdamian Special Forces in beheading this vile man.

-Guilder Diplomatic Corps

Perhaps Farmina would like to recieve the Emperor's handmaidens in a "discussion" about his divine status? I am sure you can be convinced.

As for Tocrowkia, we suggest you change your laws to suit the current year and date. Otherwise you might find that we have to correct your behaviour.

Angel Taka,
Sister Superior,
Emperor's handmaiden.

We are concerned about the ways of our Dumpsterdamian allies.

Dumpsterdam and its Emperor stand high among men, but against God, insignificant.

Your lack of respect for the ways of the Church seems to forever stretch our alliance.

We suggest your nation learns its place under God.

Emperor Justinian

Lord of Farmina
Light of Heaven



OOC: Dumpy, you didn't open any MSN files from me did you? If you did I suggest you go to Google, search 'Microtrend', go down to 'Homecall' and use that to run a virus sweep.

OoC: I haven an excellent virus scanner thank you very much, it picked out the one thing I recieved via an email attachement from school.

Furthermore, I didn't accept anything via msn because I was aware of the Dutch version of the virus a week ago.

IC:

Via RWC encrypted channels

This would be acceptable, units of the Black Ravens, Blue Ops and our military SF would be willing to form a mixed taskforce for this operation.

Dumpsterdanian Foriegn Ministry.


One that is immortal and great such as Rift can be considerd a god in the eyes of lesser men. All religions can be practised in Dumpsterdam and we respect each and everyone of them aslong as they do not hurt others or cause mischief, do not attempt to force your religious convictions onto others for harm shall surely come to you.

We are the Emperor's handmaidens and for us there is only Him.

Angel Taka,
Sister Superior,
Emperor's handmaiden.

"Sir, some nations are threatning action..."

A guard said to Josef.


"Is that so? Ask them if they need assitance or something."


"But sir, I thought you liked you're brother."

"Aw hell no. He broke my toy fire truck when we were young. I loved tht fire truck :("

"Yes sir!"

As for Tocrowkia, we suggest you change your laws to suit the current year and date. Otherwise you might find that we have to correct your behaviour.

Angel Taka,
Sister Superior,
Emperor's handmaiden.


The Emperor is curious about why HE has to suffer for his siblings act? HE did not encourage it, nor play ANY part in it. He is just an innocent person in this whole mess, and wishes for it to end somehow so he may go back to his day to day life.

Divine Emperor,
Josef Emmerich
http://photobucket.com/albums/v251/Aryek/?action=view&current=EmperorJosef2.jpg

Bumped to the max.

Official Announcement by the Office of the United States President

The President of the United States of Allanea wonders why, exactly, do people bother to invade a country over the sexual habits of two of its citizens neither of whom is in any position of power at the moment. Surely in every country there's at least two people that do such things. Shall we declare a world war on that account?

We find the actions of Grand Prince of Tocrowkia quite unacceptable as there should be plenty of suitable women around in the nation who will willingly to become the mother of the heir to the throne.

Although European monarchs have committed such incentuous relations in the past, this practice should not encouraged at all.

God bless

Official European Union Federation Statement:

Incest in Towcrowkia must be a tradition, if they seem to keep the practice in the family.

Despite our disgust at this practice of confusing a sister for a viable sex option, we recognise as already mentioned, that it may be a Towcrowkian tradition, and in Towcrowkia, may be a game for all the family.

However, disgust still emanates from all members of The European Union Federation.

Edvard Van Straaten, President of The European Union Federation

"After I stopped laughing, I'm only going to point out that the Grand Prince can be a redneck like the Fabuses and suffer the same fate that they will."-The Great Leader Li.

Official Announcement by the Office of the United States President

The President of the United States of Allanea wonders why, exactly, do people bother to invade a country over the sexual habits of two of its citizens neither of whom is in any position of power at the moment. Surely in every country there's at least two people that do such things. Shall we declare a world war on that account?

OOC: Our little Special Forces Op, was Secret IC and my reasons are simple: Religious (I am not going to invade merely get rid of the offending member).

Perfectly IC behaviour for my nation.

If you didn't mean that then ignore that.

DGNT Diplomatic Department:
Thats...nice.
We have dispatched a small ornamental fruit-basket. Dont eat the fruit though, its poisoned. Were not sure why, these things just seem to happen.
Please inform us as to how many fingers your son has, and whether or not he has more eyes than teeth, were just curious, you know.

After President Martin returned from his private bathroom considerably paler than when he had gone in, and rather slower as well, he had this to say:

"I find this event extremely vile and unmentionable and do not believe that there are no suitable women available in your nation to be married to. As such, we are cutting off official trade links with your nation and placing an embargo on all your country's products. I also wouldn't touch the envelope this letter comes in, either"

Official European Union Federation Statement:

Incest in Towcrowkia must be a tradition, if they seem to keep the practice in the family.

Despite our disgust at this practice of confusing a sister for a viable sex option, we recognise as already mentioned, that it may be a Towcrowkian tradition, and in Towcrowkia, may be a game for all the family.

However, disgust still emanates from all members of The European Union Federation.

Edvard Van Straaten, President of The European Union Federation


This is not true, our Emperor has never partaken in such acts!


Steward Willhelm I

2 sepriotionian angel of death dropships decend on Tocrowkia

((The whole marrying of siblings was a common thing in the middle ages and before. Ancient Egypt comes to mind. I see nothing wrong with how one goes about their business.))

Message via RWC encrypted channels.

One squad of the Black Ravens and a Celestial Wing of the Emperor's Handmaidens will be deployed to Tocrowkia alongside the special forces from the Guilds. We are sure that the cooperation between the four teams will be excellent and we wish to point out that most combat armours made by RWC countries still carry the required LAN hookup so communication and data transfer in the field should pose no problem.

Also, we would like to know if the Guilders preferr any kind of insertion? If not then we will drop in our teams by Thunderhawk transport.

Ministry of Defence.

Krioval, while hardly supportive of such a union, is not averse to allowing nations to see to their own laws. To this end, we are officially stating our intent to carry out any business with the government of Tocrowkia, if any trade is currently ongoing. Also, Krioval wishes to present to the Emperor a large basket of chocolate Pop-Tarts.

Lord Koro Vartek
Director, KDT
Armed Republic of Krioval

While one might have profound concerns about the genetic hazards probable in such a union, it is how ever the problem of those involved. As long as those involved are consenting adults Tanara has no issue with this occurance. Any trade ongoing with Tocrowkia shall continue. Any disruption of that trade, or loss to our citizens shall not be tollerated. If our citizens are harmed, we will consider that an act of war.

President Michiko Jones
Tanara, Midgard
Relayed through the Tanaran Consulate at Machiavelli Station

OoC: As far as both TMG and I are aware, the girl is not willing.

That and Tocrowkia, could you describe your country and where your grand prince has run off too?(just count on the fact that either the DSS or the Guilder inquisition has already pinned down his location)

OOC: As probably would thhe Allanean CIA.

Crown Price Oshiri Honda of the Jingoistic States of Gay Ninjas would like it know that he has this to say:

"EWWW!"

The Crown Prince wishes to add, however, that the Grand Prince of Tocrowkia has "the right to do whatever spins his ninja sticks, even if it is really really gross."

Message via RWC encrypted channels.

One squad of the Black Ravens and a Celestial Wing of the Emperor's Handmaidens will be deployed to Tocrowkia alongside the special forces from the Guilds. We are sure that the cooperation between the four teams will be excellent and we wish to point out that most combat armours made by RWC countries still carry the required LAN hookup so communication and data transfer in the field should pose no problem.

Also, we would like to know if the Guilders preferr any kind of insertion? If not then we will drop in our teams by Thunderhawk transport.

Ministry of Defence.

Message Via RWC Encrypted Channels

We shall be utlising the Templar Elimination Squad known as 'God's Winged Fist' and 'Sword of Christ' Unit 103, both these units are five trooper teams, they will be carrying standard RWC Communication uplinks and will be equipped to Guild standards with standard Guild munitions.

We do not mind, but we suggust that the teams go in by the same transport. We would be willing to leave transport to the Dumpsterdamian Authorities.

-The Crucible

Her Honoured Majesty the Empress Hadriana would like to extend her blessings to the newly-wed couple and offer them 50m worth of hand-woven Sthyxian silk as a wedding gift.

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We shall be utlising the Templar Elimination Squad known as 'God's Winged Fist' and 'Sword of Christ' Unit 103, both these units are five trooper teams, they will be carrying standard RWC Communication uplinks and will be equipped to Guild standards with standard Guild munitions.

We do not mind, but we suggust that the teams go in by the same transport. We would be willing to leave transport to the Dumpsterdamian Authorities.

-The Crucible

Message Via RWC Encrypted Channels

Both our teams consist of eight men(or women in the Handmaidens case) and they will be carrying the most advanced weaponry and armour available to us.

Thunderhawk insertion would be preffered, as it allow a complete company to be put down at once, or in this case our twenty-six infiltrators. It is also capable of VTOL landings and provinding fire support should enemy resistance become to stiff. We are still waiting for the latest information on th enemy and their positions and then we will commence with the operation, your troopers will be picked up shortly.

Dumpsterdanian Ministry of Defence.

Via RWC Encryped Channels

Confirmed

-The Crucible

An Update!

Princess Alexia has given birth to a daughter, which she has named Belle. Both her and her husband are delighted at this event, and are pleased to note the girl was born with no genetic defects.

An Update!

Princess Alexia has given birth to a daughter, which she has named Belle. Both her and her husband are delighted at this event, and are pleased to note the girl was born with no genetic defects.

((Which just goes to show that it is actually a low percentage of births by siblings that are geneticly defective. Most of the time nothing wrong happens, although it increases the chance of defects with each generation.))

Is no one else going to comment?

The birth from the abomination marriage is in itself an abomination.

Death to the abomination, slay it!

Lesser Chancellor Peters
Chancellory of Morality

We will do no such thing!

Krioval extends congratulations to the couple and their child. We also wish to caution the parents to obtain a good genetic counselor to minimize the chance of any biological maladaptations.

Lord Koro Vartek
Director, Diplomacy and Trade
Armed Republic of Krioval

OOC: What happened to that covert operation?

Official Announcement of the United States President

Alexander Kazansky, President of the United States of Allanea, congratulates the young couple on their newborn. Attached please find various gifts funded from the President's personal funds as well as a golden watch funded by the Department of State.

Alexander Kazansky,
President of the United States of Allanea,
Honorary Member of the National Rifle Association of Allanea

Official Reply:

We hope that the baby has no defects due to the fact that usually happens when incest occurs. Also, does you family tree fork?
Department of Foreign Affairs

OOC: If anybody is not OK with this, just tell me.

IC:

Allanean CIA headquarters, mainland Allanea

The General blinked at the computer screen, the partially decoded message flickering in front of him in a primitive green font – the decryption system dedicated every single possible byte of data to the decoding process, leaving no resources open for anything resembling a modern OS.

*** *** ***, units of the Black Ravens, Blue Ops *** ****xed taskforce for this operation.

“I don’t like this, “ said the General. “I don’t like it at all. It is the sixth such message in the last twenty-four hours.”

“Yes, General, and it seems they are going to assassinate the Emperor’s brother. We don’t know who exactly ‘they’ are, but they are probably RWC members.”

General Savage hit the clerk hard with his left fist, the blow driving him to the ground. “OF COURSE, FOOL! They are using RWC channels, what do you think they are, the Salvation Army?”

Savage was still red with anger as the clerk stumbled to his feet. “And, Sir…”

”What now?”

“It seems..” the clerk coughed, spitting out blood, “that the Emperor himself is abetting the assassination.”

The CIA General smiled. “Good.”

“What, Sir?”

“Good. I have an idea.”

Thirty minutes later, in Alexander Kazansky’s office

“Wow.” – said the President. “That’s rather insane… but it’s a good idea. Get to it. Now.”

“Yes, Mr. President!”

Stonewall Jackson Military Airfield, Atlantic Island

The engines of the RB-225 cargo aircraft howled as they revved up, making the footsteps of the Team Wiesenthal troops almost inaudible as they ran towards the belly of the black monster plane. Next to the plane, 16 F-16A’s were being made ready. Canopies slammed shut, missiles were loaded and engines fueled.
Within minutes, the 500 troops were strapped into their place, parachutes and weapons ready.

“Ready, boys?”

“YES, SIR!” – the 500 soldiers bellowed out, and for a second it seemed – to them – they were louder than the engines. Then the plane started moving.

OoC: I can't seem to contact TMG via MSN so its going to have to wait untill he's back.

Allanea, I'm fine with you intercepting my messages(aslong as its not a direct cut-copy paste and assuming that my encryption is rubbish ;))
However the operation assumed about 2 houres after that last message so I don't think you'd had that much time to respond.

OOC: Well, Dumpsterdam, I didn't really DO anything yet... my plane is not even off the ground much. :)

Is this thread or something?

OOC: Just waiting for you guys to land or something.

Great job marrying your Sis. Nice job interbreeding with the Family. I hope you get a family disease.

Despite your situation,You have committed a grave sin! :mad:

Divorce and change your ways!

Just ask foreign nations for wives!

Change Or You will go to HELL! :mp5: :sniper:


Foreign wives? No. I do not wish for a wife that speaks some foreign language, or has some strange customs contrary to my own. My sister was the best candiate for my wife.

Also, your threat of hell doesnt bother me in the slighest.

Richard

Could you delete this message so it does not tarnish my reputation as a nice person.

actually no. I maybe nice, but I like to show the dark side of a woman, If your really are one.

Foreign wives? No. I do not wish for a wife that speaks some foreign language, or has some strange customs contrary to my own. My sister was the best candiate for my wife.

Also, your threat of hell doesnt bother me in the slighest.

Richard

Could you delete this message?

I do not want people to think I am mean or a jerk.

What?!

Why are you rude?!

I am sorry!

I'm messing with your head.

The both of you:

http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/pictures/stfu-big.png

The both of you:

http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/pictures/stfu-big.png

Delete this message too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rommelwood
Despite your situation,You have committed a grave sin!

Divorce and change your ways!

Just ask foreign nations for wives!

Change Or You will go to HELL!




Foreign wives? No. I do not wish for a wife that speaks some foreign language, or has some strange customs contrary to my own. My sister was the best candiate for my wife.

Also, your threat of hell doesnt bother me in the slighest.

Richard

Please Delete this message.

I'm sorry.My Christian friend posted it in the first place.

My Christian friend posted it in the first place.

I have a idea....

ALL 3 of us delete our messages and forget this ever happened at ALL.

OOC: Tockrowkia gave me the green light on this OOCly, so here I go. Powered armor is on the verge of MT, but if someone doesn’t like it, I’ll just remove it.

IC:

The RB-225 craft were in perfect formation. Inside, troops in light powered armor were getting ready for a fight – putting bayonets onto their FAL riffles, loading weapons, checking loadouts for one last time. As it was the custom for Allanean operation, a musical tune was played in their uniform earphones to get them just into the right tune for action.

You can wave your signs in protest
Against Allanea taking stands
The stands Allanea’s taken
Are the reason that you can

Joshua smiled as he fed a 40mm high-explosive dual-purpose grenade into his M-203 grenade launcher. It was going to be his first combat mission, buit he was calm. He was trained for this for years. A soldier of Allanea’s Team Wiesenthal, he was trained specifically to look for, arrest or kill foreign government officials. As he prepared for his jump he whispered for one last time the motto of Team Wiesenthal – the words of Justice Isaac Parker: ‘Do every man equal justice. Let no innocent man suffer, let no guilty man escape.”

I rock, I rack’em up and I roll
I'm back and I'm a high tech G.I. Joe
I got infrared, GPS and good old fasnioned lead
No price too high for freedom
Be careful where you tread.

Reynold was a bit worried, but he did not show it. And nobody could see the cold sweat rolling down his face under the armor. With an angry motion, he fed a drum magazine into his weapon – as a special services soldier, he was able to choose his issued small arm – and rushed towards the opening in the belly of the plane – below him was the the Emperor’s palace. Just before he exited, he wondered briefly what would happen if his parachute didn’t open.

It did.

Now you can come along
Or you can stay behind
Or you can get out of the way
But our troops take out the garbage…

Leutenant-Colonel Stephens volunteered for this mission. He himself was often accused of being deviant. And he was. Men, women, even animals, he tried it all at some point at his life, and every possible combination of it, too. The only reason he did not do what the Emperor’s younger brother did was because he didn’t have a sister or brother – a fact he regretted, partly because of that very reason. What the Emperor was suspected of doing – plotting the murder of his own brother because of something Stephens only viewed as a minor difference of taste – was, in Stephens view, one of the worst crimes one could ever commit.

He was just thinking of that as he hit the ground. He cut off his parachute and began looking around for other soldiers of Team Wiesenthal. “Is everybody OK?”

Apparently, they were, apart from one fellow that had his ‘chute stuck in a tree and had to be disengaged via the use of a knife.

“OK, so let’s go to the Emperor’s house. Time for a ‘lil chat.”

Sorry, Tocrowkia. I'll leave.

Rommelwood, just leave Tocrowkia's fucking thread.

I'm leaving. Feel free to nuke Rommelwood

OOC
Apologies again Tocrowkia for making yet another OOC posting on one of your threads.

For goodness sake Rommelwood, every thread I look at you are there causing mass confusion and mayhem!
Yoiu cannot tell people what to do with thier posts and you cannoy make reems of posting and then delete them.
For goodness sake will you go and read the 'how to threads' and try and get your act together!
(And I suggest that you do this BEFORE you make any other posts or soem-one will finally snap and ask the moderators to step in.
Karen

I Am Sorry. :(

OOC: The thing about the fire truck was an OCC humor post, perhaps I should have stated that. Sorry for the mix up, I hope it wont be to much of a problem to edit.

OOC: The thing about the fire truck was an OCC humor post, perhaps I should have stated that. Sorry for the mix up, I hope it wont be to much of a problem to edit.

Fire truck? I didn't refer to it in any way.

Fire truck? I didn't refer to it in any way.


OOC: Oh, okay then. Sorry for the confusion. >_<

Gah!

"After I stopped laughing, I'm only going to point out that the Grand Prince can be a redneck like the Fabuses and suffer the same fate that they will."-The Great Leader Li.

OOC:
You have stepped beyond the bounds of reasonable roleplaying and for that I am going to hammer you like the hinges of hell. You have no taste, class, or as far as can be discerned by your post any morally redeeming social values. You have labeled all rednecks as incestuos pigs and I will not stand for it. I and my friends and family are the only people that I know of with a sense of honor or a code of concrete morals. Rednecks are more likely than most to be christians and christians are infinitely less likely to be incestuous. I suggest that in the future you choose your words with much greater care, I already warned you that I have a sense of honor, and I consider what you have said to be fighting words, if it occurs again there will be reprocussions. I do not half ass anything and you had best take note of that, boy.

You have labeled me, I label you, So I Dub Thee Unforgiven.

Phillip Miehm
So be it, settle the score, touch me again for the words that you will hear forever more, Don't Tread on Me

Seeing as the Emperor was on a vacation of sorts, that wasnt going to happen. How ever, some soldiers whom just happened to be in the area strolled on by.

"Hey, who the hell are you guys!?"

They screamed, and pulled their weapons out in prepartion.

OOC: You realise I already dropped out the parachute dudes? ;)

Fixed.

Hi.

I am new on the forums.

Can you guys show me around.

I know Rommelwood in real life.

I've got nothing against him.

What does that have to do with this thread...and how funny is it you managed to find it first...

What does that have to do with this thread...and how funny is it you managed to find it first...

I am new here.I want to know if you show me around.

As for Rommelwood,I only saw him once or twice,we're not friends,really.

Why is it funny?

What's this thread for?

Tocrowkia.
Have a look at our friend other postings in his profile...... :headbang:

Tocrowkia.
Have a look at our friend other postings in his profile...... :headbang:

I know Rommelwood's family but not him. He seems to make fun of me.

I'm not going to hijack this or any other thread to talk to you.
You have the same speach pattern, you have the same way of changing what you have said to try and placate people and the other postings you have made are TELLING people that you are taking over Rommelwood's 'girls'.
Please please stop this NOW! :mad:

I am new here.I want to know if you show me around.

As for Rommelwood,I only saw him once or twice,we're not friends,really.

Why is it funny?

What's this thread for?


Is it a custom in your area to talk like this?

Because it is really strange.

Read through the thread, and you tell me that.

I'm Quitting NS and the Forums forever! :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

Tocrowkia, Please pass me that hunting knife............ ;)

*Passes requested knife*

Right one more posting and I'll have him I will.....I'll have his guts for garters!

(Oh GOSH Tocrowkia, doesn't one sound so utterly British wehn one is angry!?) :rolleyes:

The Allanean officer looked at the Tocrowkians. He decided the truth - or part of it - was the best. "Allanean Special Forces. We have news that there is an assassination attempt on the Emperor's brother in the works." - he dropped a few transmissions transcripts and other circumstantial evidence in the local's lap, omitting those that implicated the Emperor. "We must save him!" - a true sense of urgency and concern was in his voice as he spoke.

Bump for comments.

OOC: Ok.. I'll post a really late response to the wedding thingy.

IC:
Feild Marshal Namtar stood there as she read the the report. It took a moment to sink in, a moment she gladly occupied scratching her ass as she thought. She pulled out her pen, writing on the back of the piece of paper the report was delivered in.
"WTF?" and placing it into an envelope, addressed to the Department of External Relations, as her response. She then removed the piece of paper, unfolding it and writing another line below that which she origonally wrote.
"Is she hot? We might be able to "liberate" her." and then she refolded it, placing it in the envelope and slipping it upon the "Outgoing" pile on her desk.
She returned to her work a few minutes later after pouring herself a glass of water, back to more serious matters.

OOC: Ok.. I'll post a really late response to the wedding thingy.

IC:
Feild Marshal Namtar stood there as she read the the report. It took a moment to sink in, a moment she gladly occupied scratching her ass as she thought. She pulled out her pen, writing on the back of the piece of paper the report was delivered in.
"WTF?" and placing it into an envelope, addressed to the Department of External Relations, as her response. She then removed the piece of paper, unfolding it and writing another line below that which she origonally wrote.
"Is she hot? We might be able to "liberate" her." and then she refolded it, placing it in the envelope and slipping it upon the "Outgoing" pile on her desk.
She returned to her work a few minutes later after pouring herself a glass of water, back to more serious matters.


Reply:

I need no liberation, I am not being held hostage or anything. I entered this marriage through my own free will, and will accept any consequences

Princess Alexia

The Allanean officer looked at the Tocrowkians. He decided the truth - or part of it - was the best. "Allanean Special Forces. We have news that there is an assassination attempt on the Emperor's brother in the works." - he dropped a few transmissions transcripts and other circumstantial evidence in the local's lap, omitting those that implicated the Emperor. "We must save him!" - a true sense of urgency and concern was in his voice as he spoke.

Repeated...

The Allanean officer looked at the Tocrowkians. He decided the truth - or part of it - was the best. "Allanean Special Forces. We have news that there is an assassination attempt on the Emperor's brother in the works." - he dropped a few transmissions transcripts and other circumstantial evidence in the local's lap, omitting those that implicated the Emperor. "We must save him!" - a true sense of urgency and concern was in his voice as he spoke.


OOC: Sorry did not see it.

IC: "Indeed! Do you want to meet with the prince?" Asked the officer.

"Indeed", replied the Allanean. "With extreme urgency."

"Indeed", replied the Allanean. "With extreme urgency."

"Lets go then!"

Said the soldier, jumping in a jeep.

Just what I would expect from a nation of reprobates.

~King Jedo~

"Let's roll!" - said the commander as they followed suit.

With that, the jeep began to drive towards the palace.

you sick fuck!
you want imbreds and retards running your country!?

National Response to the Nation of Tocrowkia

Congratulations !! we wish to offer the Prince Richard and Princess Alexia on their wonderful wedding day our best wishes . . . . . what do you mean they are related, like cousins? WHAT!!! They are brother and sister [silence] . . . [static] . . . thats disgusting why . . . [more silence] . . . . . Ahem, where was i, oh, we retract our best wishes but we wish you good luck this will be a diificult time for the two of you and you will need it. Please Divorce imeadatly before you consumate the marriage as it will lead to extreme discomfort to all nations if you follow through with this . . . scandal.

Signed: Grand Chancellor Alamexia Heartsrong

With that, the jeep began to drive towards the palace.


OOC: So now I wait till we meet the Prince. Nothing to post, really.

Sicko: I heard Prince Richard of Tocrowkia and Princess Alexia are getting married.
Guy sitting nearby: Who?

Sicko: Prince Richard of Tocrowkia and Princess Alexia
Guy sitting nearby: Oh, never mind. * Reads his paper *

Guy sitting nearby: Wait a minute, it says here Alexia is his sister!
Sicko: It's so cool.

Guy sitting nearby: You're sick. Having kids with your sister! How could you.
Sicko: * smiles * I have

Guy sitting nearby: You want?
Sicko: Yes, it's cool isn't it.

Guy sitting nearby: I hope you didn't marry her.
Sicko: I'm planning to

Guy sitting nearby: That's disgusting, how could you. What's wrong with chasing other girls?
Sicko: My family does this all the time

Guy sitting nearby: You lot must be inbred by now
Sicko: Now way, I'm normal apart from a few genetic issues. No

Guy sitting nearby: What else have you done?
Sicko: I can't tell you

Guy sitting nearby: Well, why don't you and your sister or wife move to Tocrowkia then?
Sicko: Great idea!

OOC: So now I wait till we meet the Prince. Nothing to post, really.

The jeep pulled up by the palace. "Well, lets go!"

Said the guard.

The Allanean rushed in after the guard, carrying his papers along.

you sick fuck!
you want imbreds and retards running your country!?

You'd best watch your words, despite what he does, he is one of our leaders, and we will not let you tarnish his image. Perhaps we should correct your nation.


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Supreme S.S. Commander and Minister of Foreign affairs, Henreich Fitzgerald.


Meanwhile...

The Prince was siting at a table near the entrance, sipping some tea when he noticed the soldiers rush in.

"Your highnesss!" - said the Allanean commander, dropping all available evidence -including that implicating the Emperor - "We believe you're in danger. Look at the information and judge for yourself."

"Holy...!"

Said the Prince, he immediatly called in and had 300 Waffen S.S. guards surrond the building for protection.

"I believe there's only one opition," said the officer. "We must remove your brother from power and make you and your wife the royal couple."