NationStates Jolt Archive

At Red Louisiana:

"Congratulations Gordon... You Lost."

The Great Leader motioned to Maia, who left immediately.

Meanwhile Maia hopped onto private flight, a Pwnage Air C80 (cargo G80) to Sevaris, then on an A380 to Hong Kong shedding her 13ft. long tail in some bathroom at Baltimore/Washington International airport (It'll grow back in a week).

Then, after landing at Hong Kong, she dressed up as a human tourist and took a cab to the Peninsula Hotel, scene of a bloody gunbattle that took place only a week or 2 ago.

"Now, where is this Mai Nomura."

At Red Louisiana:

"Congratulations Gordon... You Lost."

The Great Leader motioned to Maia, who left immediately.

Meanwhile Maia hopped onto private flight, a Pwnage Air C80 (cargo G80) to Sevaris, then on an A380 to Hong Kong shedding her 13ft. long tail in some bathroom at Baltimore/Washington International airport (It'll grow back in a week).

Then, after landing at Hong Kong, she dressed up as a human tourist and took a cab to the Peninsula Hotel, scene of a bloody gunbattle that took place only a week or 2 ago.

"Now, where is this Mai Nomura."

Mai was waiting in the lobby, reading an issue of PC Gamer. She looked up and extended her hand to Maia, saing, "Welcome. Come with me to Room 234, we have much business to discuss."

Maia glanced at the cover of the PC Gamer

"Oh for fuck's sake, if they release HALO 3, Bungie's CEO is getting a visit at 3 a.m...."

Maia glanced at the cover of the PC Gamer

"Oh for fuck's sake, if they release HALO 3, Bungie's CEO is getting a visit at 3 a.m...."

Mai said, "Well, we would have done that.......anyway...."

Mai soon led them to Room 234, under the watchful eye of a team of Secret Service.

Then, they went inside, and Mai shut the door after they finished debugging the room and took their positions. Mai then handed a manila envelope to Maia and said, "I want the help of the Vote Fraud Squad to cleanse the country of Iwata......damnit, my dad didn't die with honor, defending his country against the Soviets to see them take over here.....besides, Iwata is too close to the Armed Union."

She then said, "In the envelope is the map of their limo route and the location of the dinner. It's actually not gonna be in the Pen this time, it will be at a reception hall in Wanchai."

She smiled and said, "After this is done, we'll have a military coup......care to help us there?"

"It's not the Communists we have problems, it's more of the fact that the People's Republic wants to continue to have companies from Upper Xen to buy goods it. It doesn't matter if the Armed Union becomes Communist, because our economies aren't interlinked. But Upper Xen being Communist? That cannot be allowed... I can help you in both situations... I can kill Yuri Iwata and Jack Zhang for you... meanwhile, got access to whoever's catering for the party?"

"It's not the Communists we have problems, it's more of the fact that the People's Republic wants to continue to have companies from Upper Xen to buy goods it. It doesn't matter if the Armed Union becomes Communist, because our economies aren't interlinked. But Upper Xen being Communist? That cannot be allowed... I can help you in both situations... I can kill Yuri Iwata and Jack Zhang for you... meanwhile, got access to whoever's catering for the party?"

Mai said, "Sure. Low and Sons caters every government event....especially every Marine banquet. I know Solomon Low well...he's catering this event now. Why?"

"Because whoever is actually doing the cooking for Solomon Low forgot to check that the Headcrab Sushi was actually dead before serving it."

"Because whoever is actually doing the cooking for Solomon Low forgot to check that the Headcrab Sushi was actually dead before serving it."

Mai said, twiddling her fingers Burns-style: "Excellent...."

"Ok, who will be providing the limousine?"

"Ok, who will be providing the limousine?"

Mai said, "Jiang Limousine Rentals, Inc., of Central Freeman."

"Find out where they do the repair work on the limos, I need the Vice President's limo with a bomb on it."

"Find out where they do the repair work on the limos, I need the Vice President's limo with a bomb on it."

Mai said, "Well, they have a repair shop onsite at their Central Freeman HQ, though they also have a shop in Tsim Sha Tsui. Probably, you'd wanna try Tsim Sha Shui, they'll be going to the HK Convention Center, its closer."

"Hmm... do you have anyone on the inside?"

"Hmm... do you have anyone on the inside?"

Mai said, "Yes. We have an ex-biker, he fixes limos, he's named simply 'Ironman.' We had in him there originally to ensure no bombs got onboard, but I think we can put him to good use. Besides, he actually is well trusted."

"I need to go speak with this Ironman..."

"I need to go speak with this Ironman..."

Mai said, "Please do. He has a distinctive Santa beard, and has an eagle tattoo."

"Hmm... where do I meet you again after speaking with Ironman?"

"Hmm... where do I meet you again after speaking with Ironman?"

Mai said, "Try the Coronary Burger at the Nathan Subway Station. I'll be in disguise, I'll challenge you by saying 'How's the weather?' and you say, 'peachy, no clouds.'"

She then got her stuff ready. "I'll meet you there....you okay with that?"

"You don't have to say anything, I'll know who you are. I'll get to Tsim Sha Shui and have a chat with Ironman."

Maia left room 234 and the hotel and headed for the parking garage... there had to be a few cars to be hijacked there.

Maia calmly walked around the parking garage, pretending to search for some imaginary car keys. The target was nice new Cadillac XLR V, probably driven by some, young spoiled adolescent male who badgered his rich father into buying it for him. Maia would search under the Volkswagen Touareg next to it just as the owner came by.

Maia calmly walked around the parking garage, pretending to search for some imaginary car keys. The target was nice new Cadillac XLR V, probably driven by some, young spoiled adolescent male who badgered his rich father into buying it for him. Maia would search under the Volkswagen Touareg next to it just as the owner came by.

The owner, sure enough, came by and said to her, "'Scuse me, need to get into my car?", motioning for her to move from his Caddy.

There were no surveillance cameras, this would be an extremely quick job.

Maia slammed the owner facefirst into the Touareg's A pillar, then slashed out his vocal cords with her claws before kneeing one of his floating ribs into a kidney, causing a rapid and painful death via internal bleeding.

She threw his body into the trunk, ground off the VIN on the dashboard and drove quickly to the repair shop.

There were no surveillance cameras, this would be an extremely quick job.

Maia slammed the owner facefirst into the Touareg's A pillar, then slashed out his vocal cords with her claws before kneeing one of his floating ribs into a kidney, causing a rapid and painful death via internal bleeding.

She threw his body into the trunk, ground off the VIN on the dashboard and drove quickly to the repair shop.

Outside, Ironman was taking a cigarette break. It was his designated breaktime anyway, and he was a good worker, so they let him get away with this.

He didn't notice the Caddy, they were common in Hong Kong.....

Maia parked the car and walked up to Ironman.

"Ah... you must be Ironman, Mai Nomura wanted me to talk to you...."

Maia parked the car and walked up to Ironman.

"Ah... you must be Ironman, Mai Nomura wanted me to talk to you...."

Ironman said, "Well, my friends and close associates call me Ironman, the name's Jack Spade. What do you need?"

"2 things." Maia pulled out two ballpoint pen sized sticks of Octo-Nitro-Cubane and a wiring kit. "I need you put this bomb on the Vice President's limo."

"The second thing is that I have a corpse in the trunk of that Cadillac right there, do you know any underworld types that can get rid of it?"

"2 things." Maia pulled out two ballpoint pen sized sticks of Octo-Nitro-Cubane and a wiring kit. "I need you put this bomb on the Vice President's limo."

"The second thing is that I have a corpse in the trunk of that Cadillac right there, do you know any underworld types that can get rid of it?"

Jack said, "Well, the Hell's Angel's will take care of the body....as for the bomb, I'll put it in. The election was a fraud..."

"Good... I'll call you back when I need you to program the bomb... Meanwhile, thanks for your help, you'll be duly compensated in time. Meanwhile, take the Cadillac, I'm stealing one of the shop's BMWs."

Maia drove to Coronary burger and tasted the air.... Man the burgers here sucked.... Oh well, that's Mai right there...

Maia sat down.

"Good... I'll call you back when I need you to program the bomb... Meanwhile, thanks for your help, you'll be duly compensated in time. Meanwhile, take the Cadillac, I'm stealing one of the shop's BMWs."

Maia drove to Coronary burger and tasted the air.... Man the burgers here sucked.... Oh well, that's Mai right there...

Maia sat down.

Mai sat back, sipped her Coke, and said, "Good day." She was dressed in a new set of clothes, she had a Who t-shirt and jeans on, and she had sunglasses on.

"It's done. Now, one question, where do you normally drop off VIPs in case something unexpected happens? And is the food ready?"

"It's done. Now, one question, where do you normally drop off VIPs in case something unexpected happens? And is the food ready?"

Mai said, whispering to Maia, "VIP's....listen, he will try and go to the Airport, and then helicopter himself to the New Territories, and hide in a WitSec house provided by NP till things cool down. Barring that, he'll take the Nihilanth Tunnels. But those tunnels are damned dangerous, you're more likely to get yourself lost if you're not careful, so he'll take the Airport route."



Mai said, "As for the food.....its being readied, I called Solly......he was reluctant to do it, but meh. I said I'd compensate him later."

"Alright, can you find for the me the 5 nearest tunnel entrances? The coordinates for an airport are fairly easy to find."

"Alright, can you find for the me the 5 nearest tunnel entrances? The coordinates for an airport are fairly easy to find."

Mai got a travelers' map of HK, and marked five entrances: the CIA HQ, the Nathan St. Subway Station, the Ft. Xonxt National Monument (where Nihilanth was defeated, it was the central hub), the Tsim Sha Tsui Subway Station, and No. 456 Tsim Sha Tsui, an apartment complex; they had an entrance in their basement.

She then said: "Try these. They're the five most easily used and accessible. There are others, but these are the closest. If anything goes wrong, the RALM can be blamed, don't worry."

Maia walked out into the parking lot, got into her car, closed the door and called Ironman on a secure cellphone connection.

"Alright... get a pencil and a piece of paper, rig the bomb to to blow at the following coordinates..."

Maia walked out into the parking lot, got into her car, closed the door and called Ironman on a secure cellphone connection.

"Alright... get a pencil and a piece of paper, rig the bomb to to blow at the following coordinates..."

Ironman said, "Got it."

He hung up, and went to work....the munitions loaded onto the Veep's limo, he set them at the specified coordinates, then he smoked and said "God forgive me."

He then went back to work, fixing the limo up, and ensuring that the bomb wouldn't be discovered.

"It's all done... Meanwhile, I should tell Gordon to stay in MassPwnage and lie low for a little bit."

Mai then said to Maia, quoting Casablanca as she went outside, "Maia, I have the feeling that this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful relationship....thanks."

She then called Gordon, and tol him just that. Lay low in MassPwnage for a bit. Before he knew it, the Reds would be gone......and freedom would ring.