NationStates Jolt Archive

Shonnell McLaren of Channel 999, WNSN, Nation States News reports:

"Love1421, a company which has been speciallizing in the sale of various Sexual products has finally gotten in the business of governing it seems. Their new corporate heads, Aslan and Alexandria Grahi, seem to be taking to the idea nicely and had a few things to say when I came to interview.

Aslan says: 'It's about time we had someone on the national level who supports the sale of toys to stimulate a husband and wife, rather then fighting and banning them as evil!"

Alex Smiled sweetly and noted: 'It's also about time that a company like ours could raise an army and kick the orange out of anyone who might disagree with my wonderful husband! I was getting tired of killing all the threats myself anyway...'

It's definitely interesting when such nations come on the scenes, but it raises many important questions. Is it really safe to go out at night with psychos like this running nations? Shonnell McLaren Reporting, WNSN, Nation States News!"

(( :sniper: Me and :headbang: my wife to be are running this nation together. I'd beware though, because she's not as lenient as me. LOL! I hope that we can have enjoyable RPing of our nations in the future! Thanks! :gundge: Yeah, I put the smileys in those places on purpose! LOL))

Actually I own your country Cause I nuked it



BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCOOOOOOO!

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Behold my beloved army martching off to war! Do not dare to cross me Newb! Don't you know I'm allied to Unther!? I can't beat you alone, but Unther can take 10 of ye!

How would you like to have a Branch in our nation? We assure you, buisness would be booming.

**Aslan looks at this new lady who approaches, and then back to his wife. She nods and he looks back at the lady. :cool: ** "We'll have our lawyers send you the documnets necessary and as soon as everything is worked out, we will begin construction in your largest major city..."

THL, for the sake of the boards I beg of you don't reason with him, he is a troll and this will only add flames to the fire.

((Ok, listen. My company was based on the name. The name I got for symbolic reasons, and had nothing to do with sex. However, sex toys seemed like what a company with a name like this would use. Either that or beauty products, and my Fiance liked the idea of Sex toys and so I posted it that way. I plan to reallistically RP this nation, however, I am not opposed to having a sense of humor: Note army men in prior post...))

"We look forward to the new buisness you're corporation will provide." Said a random goverment official. "Also, how cheap are you're prices?"

While Mayve cannot force other nations to ban this "Sex Industry" under U.N. law, Mayve urges that Love1421 "relax" their aggresiveness military-wise. We do not want anyone getting hurt while you conduct your "business." That, of course, includes your citizens as well.

"We look forward to the new buisness you're corporation will provide." Said a random goverment official. "Also, how cheap are you're prices?"
"While our prices are not cheap, the quallity more then makes up for it." says one of Love1492's Sales reps and then he begins to show a few of their products off. Aslan approaches and whispers "Thats not the only thing we offer. If you will come with us to more private settings, we can work out a business arangement. However, we only offer the special products I'm speaking of to Allies."

"While our prices are not cheap, the quallity more then makes up for it." says one of Love1492's Sales reps and then he begins to show a few of their products off. Aslan approaches and whispers "Thats not the only thing we offer. If you will come with us to more private settings, we can work out a business arangement. However, we only offer the special products I'm speaking of to Allies."


"Alright, lets see them..." The woman said, intrigued.