NationStates Jolt Archive

~General Information~
National Name: The Queendom of Tree Hugging Lesbians

Short Name: T.H.L

National Map: http://img220.exs.cx/img220/9355/abcd6id.jpg

State Religon: Church of Xel'La'Toth(99.6%) Other(Christian, Islam, Jewish 4%)

Goverment Type: Queendom, with the Queen having power over all Goverment Divisions.

Govermental Divisions:

Division of Royal Secuirty
Division of Law and Order
Division of Commerce
Division of Defense
Division of Public Relations
Division of Foreign Relations

The Enviroment: T.H.L is a beautiful nation, filled with snow capped mountains, sparkling lakes, and fertile graslands.

Hazards: Tsunamis, Tornadoes, Typhoons, Hurricanes, Floods



National Biography The Queendom of Tree Hugging Lesbians is just that: A Serene Queendom of Lesbians, whom want nothing but peace and acceptance. The Republic prides it self as a refuge for the worlds lesbians, whom wish to flee discrimination by racist, conservative pigs and exploitation by people whom wish to use the said lesbians for the sole entertainment of others. We are a 100% Female society, and the only men here are perverts, seeking some form of entertainment, and homophobic conservatives, both of which are kicked out, most of the time with out harm done to them. Of course there are some troublesome persons, and, unfortunatly, they must be liquidated to ensure peace. The state Religion is Xel'La'Tothian, which is to worship the Goddess Xel'La'Toth, she is mother of our nation, and all of us, she loves and protects us! Reproduction is done via A special technique, given to us by Theos.


Step1:Extracting the DNA from a donar egg
Step2:Remove egg from mother
Step3:Insert DNA in mother's egg
Step4:Incubate egg
Step5:Implant egg in mother
Step6:Follow normal pattern for pregenancy

~National Holidays~

Adrial: (From December 1st to January 7th) A beautiful time of year, during which the entire nation is covered in snow. In respect to the Goddess, each house is decorated with beautiful green lights, and normal house lights are dimmed during evening hours so full focus may be on that on the contrast of green and white. Gifts are given to family members and loved ones on December 30th through January 7th.


~Diplomatic Information~
Protectorate Of Noitan Teppup

Allies
Tocrowkia
Unidox
Noitan Teppup
Sllabecaps
Vastiva
Taldaan
Upper Xen
Jenrak
Alavania
The Real ALM
Maldaathi
The Feylands
Democratic Colonies
Draconic Order
Spamosaurus Rex
Brydog
The United States of WyattLand

Friendlies
The Island of Rose


Un-Friendlies
Fascist Confederacy
Moronyicka

~Economic Information~
National Currency: The Maharzar
Government Priority: Social Welfare
Income Tax Rate: 43%
Major Industry: Arms Manufacturing

~Goverment Budget Details~

Administration: $3,596,869,796.35 17%
Social Welfare: $8,886,384,202.75 42%
Healthcare: $2,962,128,067.58 14%
Education: $2,962,128,067.58 14%
Religion & Spirituality: $1,269,483,457.54 6%
Defence: $0.00 0%
Law & OrdeR: $0.00 0
Commerce: $1,692,644,610.05 8%
Public Transport: $0.00 0%
The Environment: $0.00 0%
Social Equality: $0.00 0%


Exchange Rate: Maharzar's 3.8459 = $1
Gross Domestic Product: $43,702,697,625.60
GDP Per Capita: $5,462.84
Consumption: $22,544,640,000.00
Government Budget: $21,589,854,720.00
Government Expenditures: $21,158,057,625.60
Goverment Waste: $431,797,094.40
Exports: $5,303,725,440.00
Imports: $5,303,725,440.00
Unemployment Rate: 20.64%

~Economic Projects~
Project 1: Improve The Defence Budget. Utmost Priorty.

OoC: Excuse me, do you mind if I use this template for my own factbook, despite being so young, you obviously have a grasp of the game far beyond your time. Anyway, very nice factbook, all the frills while not being horribly long.

OoC: Excuse me, do you mind if I use this template for my own factbook, despite being so young, you obviously have a grasp of the game far beyond your time. Anyway, very nice factbook, all the frills while not being horribly long.


Sure, go ahead. And thanks for the complimates. :)

~THL Factbook-Key People~

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Queen Alexandria
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: New Lesbos
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Height:
Weight:
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Occupation: Queen of T.H.L
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Xel'La'Tothian

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Michelle Swan
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: New Lesbos
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Height:
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Hair Color:
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Occupation: Head of Royal Secuirty Division, future Commander-In-Cheif of Army
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religon: Xel'La'Tothian

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Jennifer Zao
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: New Lesbos
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Height:
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Occupation: Head of Royal Guards, Head of Public Relations, Future Head of Navy
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Xel'La'Tothian

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Isabella Karington
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: Carnesir
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Height:
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Occupation: Future Commander of THL Airforce
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Xel'La'Tothian

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Rain Deveroe
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: New Lesbos
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Height:
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Occupation: Head of Secret Service
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Xel'La'Tothian


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Josefine Sandria
Date of Birth:
Birthplace: Luthrien
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Height:
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Hair Color:
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Occupation: Noble Lady, donates huge funds to various Goverment Projects
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Xel'La'Tothian


~Wifes to the Queen~


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Jessy Derhram
Birthplace: Htiw Sllabecaps
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Height:
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Hair Color:
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Occupation: Wife to the Queen, Former Sllebacaps Paladin Knight
Religion: Atheist

Princess Niciala
Birthplace:
Age: 72
Gender: Female
Height:
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Occupation: Wife to the Queen
Religion: ???

Princess Nadia Mew -Played by Krowemoh-
Real Name: Janis Lin
Birthplace: New Ecneics, Planet Krowemoh
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Occupation: Wife to the Queen, Former Vector Industries Communication Specialist
Religion: Cori-ist (Worship of the Goddess Cori)

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Princess Juliet
Birthplace: Rommelwood
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Occupation: Wife to the Queen,
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Orthodox

No comments? :(

OCC:Nice work but afew links in the people section don't work. And nice choice with the CNC Generals super weapon general.

Which links dont work?

OCC: Here you go:
http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images...s/dad/rp002.jpg
http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images...ls/is_large.jpg
http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images...ls/sm_large.jpg

Hmmm, lets fix that.

(OOC: I'm not your ally. Put me down as friendly ;) )

OOC: may i use this as a template as it's really good, and i'm just starting.

As long as you give me credit ~_^

I think I fixed the pictures!

What's the point of listing sexual orientation (for your key characters) in a nation composed entirely of women? It's either lesbian or celibate, is it not?

What's the point of listing sexual orientation (for your key characters) in a nation composed entirely of women? It's either lesbian or celibate, is it not?

Just to make it look fancier. >_>

~The Church of Xel'La'Toth~
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Biography: The Religon of Xel'La'Tothian is the worship and belief of a higher power in the form of the Goddess Xel'La'Toth. The Religon is believed to have been in existence since Medieval times, during which it was nearly destroyed by the Inquisition, the Religon then moved underground untill modern times. The Sect is largely populated by women, what do you expect? it IS the worship of a Goddess.(Female-Male Ratio in the Sect: 100-1), and is hated by most Christian sects for it's liberal views on certain subjects.


On Homosexuality: Well, what would you expect? Homosexuality, especially by women, is encouraged and praised in the holy book as a beautiful thing. "Straight" Sexual intercourse, if ever engaged in, should only be used to procreate children for future worshippers of the Goddess.

On Men: In the Original Holy Book, Men were considered inferior(Just as Women may have been considered inferior by Medieval catholics), but in Moderm times the Holy Book has been changed to teach acceptance of men as equals to women, though some Xel'La'Tothian conservatives still reject this.

On Polygamy: In the Holy Book, it has been taught that Women(and Men) ave a right to have up to eight wives. This would allow for further procreation of future worshippers of the Goddess, this it was condoned. Modern Day Xel'La'Tothians still stick to this original philosphy(And why wouldnt they?)

OOC: Nice format, and you're welecome to stick me as a freindly.

~The Church of Xel'La'Toth~
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Biography: The Religon of Xel'La'Tothian is the worship and belief of a higher power in the form of the Goddess Xel'La'Toth. The Religon is believed to have been in existence since Medieval times, during which it was nearly destroyed by the Inquisition, the Religon then moved underground untill modern times. The Sect is largely populated by women, what do you expect? it IS the worship of a Goddess.(Female-Male Ratio in the Sect: 100-1), and is hated by most Christian sects for it's liberal views on certain subjects.


On Homosexuality: Well, what would you expect? Homosexuality, especially by women, is encouraged and praised in the holy book as a beautiful thing. "Straight" Sexual intercourse, if ever engaged in, should only be used to procreate children for future worshippers of the Goddess.

On Men: In the Original Holy Book, Men were considered inferior(Just as Women may have been considered inferior by Medieval catholics), but in Moderm times the Holy Book has been changed to teach acceptance of men as equals to women, though some Xel'La'Tothian conservatives still reject this.

On Polygamy: In the Holy Book, it has been taught that Women(and Men) ave a right to have up to eight wives. This would allow for further procreation of future worshippers of the Goddess, this it was condoned. Modern Day Xel'La'Tothians still stick to this original philosphy(And why wouldnt they?)
I don't think you can portray the reaction of other religions to your religion, unless it specifically refers to sects of Christianity within your country.

OOC: Very enjoyable to read. Congrats on getting a grasp on NS much earlier than most! :) Feel free to add me as friendly, if you'd like.

Nicely done. Better than most newbies do.
The people of the nation of Oologah deplore the religious and sexual preference of the people of T.H.L.
BUT
At the same time we recognize it's right to national soveriegnty.
THEREFORE, we wish to donate one armored division (T-80 w/ BMP-2 support), equipment to outfit one light infantry division, 20 SA-10 SAM launchers with radar sets, 2 squadrons of F-16s, 1 B-52 squadron, 1 A-50 Adnan AWACS plane, 3 squadrons of AH-1 Super Cobras, 3 KC-135s, 4 of our new 'Mu' class diesel submarines that aren't even available for export, 2 CRV-1 class corvettes, and 1 Admiral Jacobson class DDG in the interest of protecting your sovereignty. We will also provide $975,000,000,000 in defense aid to be spent on upkeep for aforementioned equipment. We will also provide technicians upon your request to train your people in the usage of this equipment.



-Dale C. Jackson
Acting President, nation of Oologah

OOC: Nice work. Feel free to add Malkyer as a "friendly."

Quite good, THL.

Hmmm... you forgot me in Unfriendlies... :)

But an excellent factbook for one so small in population (not being pedantic), well done all round... I hope to be giving you a headache in the future :P

lol I think I'll use the format here for my new nation, Gnufasur, if you don't mind. Credit will be given. :D

Oh and umh please remember, Krowemoh has no real, official ties to your nation, unless you want to try and reach one of the leaders of the "Big Three."
I'm sure we could work out a suitable, workable agreement of some sort. ;D

Hiya THL! Krowemoh's Alt here. I'll post up Janis/Nadia's bio for you, okay? :D

Princess Nadia Mew (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX/Janis-Lin.jpg) -Played by Krowemoh-
Real Name: Janis Lin
Birthplace: New Ecneics, Planet Krowemoh
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Occupation: Wife to the Queen, Former Vector Industries Communication Specialist
Religion: Cori-ist (Worship of the Goddess Cori)


There you go, THL. :D Take care.

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I sprayed coffee all over his morning briefing sheet when he discovered that there was an entire country full of Lesbians.

"Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier, Wiggles?" His Majesty demanded.

Wiggles, His Majesty's personal aide, had struggled with dilemma for weeks.

To say His Majesty was fond of Lesbians would be an understatement of epic proportions. Unfortunately, His Majesty's definition of "Lesbian" more or less went along the lines of "Attractive bisexual women who like kinky sex and dildoes, and like letting guys join in".

These sort of women are exempt from all taxes throughout the Roycelandian Empire.

The "Bad" kind of Lesbian (also known as the "Angry, Man-Hating kind") is not nearly as popular in Roycelandia.

Tree Huggery is one of the worst crimes a person can commit in Roycelandia (ranking up there with Murder, Assault, and Rape), and conviction of such renders a person liable to 14 years imprisonment in the Shark Island Penal Colony, located in the Arctic Circle. It's worth noting that Tree-Huggers have, in fact, been shot by vigilante mobs in the past.

The difficult problem for visitors is working out where the fine line between not wanting to trash the environment and Tree Huggery begins. Anti-Litter and Pollution programmes are regarded as commonsense and excellent initiatives to Keep Roycelandian Beautiful. Recycling is tolerated, to a point, provided no-one gets too worked up about it. Protesting against Lumberjacks chopping down trees in a forest with millions of them is Tree Huggery, and quite a few Tree Huggers have been killed in the past when Lumberjacks simply chainsawed through them to chop the trees down. Curiously, no charges were ever laid.

As such, Wiggles had a serious dilemma on his hands, and his answer would certainly qualify him for the C. Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence.

"They're not the Porn Star/Bisexual kind of Lesbians, Your Majesty".

"Oh well. Tell them I said "Hi", anyway. And offer them an Embassy etc. Make sure there are plenty of hidden video cameras in their Embassy. And get the IIS to get some hidden spy cameras into their country."

Adult Entertainment is, of course, very popular in Roycelandia...

ULIOTH PARGON SANTEK PARGON BANKOROK PARGON PARGON!

Sweeeet.

Wow. That's a damn good factbook.

Can I use it as template? I might do one for mine.

OOC: The Real ALM is your ally? That's a bad move IC. ;)

Very impressive. Can I use this as my template? Oh and feel free to add Albinoism as friendly, if you wish.

If you want somewhere to get rid of those pesky men, feel free to chuck them in the direction of Human OccupiedLandfill. Along with any other trash you've got. For a price. the price is mostly whatever trash you've got. Both the Fleshtenders (lovely sculptures that scream and weep) and Uncle Mickey (Sing it LOUD! M-i-c-k......) are always looking for more genetic material to work on.

Of course, since HoL is an anarchy, the new immigrants might not get to Mickey or the Tenders. ho hum.

Posted by the Brothers of Murder, HoL chapter.

Oh boy, this is what happens when your sick for a week.

To all the people that wanted to use the template-go ahead, just give me credit.

our religeons are 99.6% (something)and 4% Muslim Christian Jew.????Does that make sense???

Id like to be a friendly. :)

What I meant by that is other religions make up a measly 4% of the population.

What I meant by that is other religions make up a measly 4% of the population.

The problem is, the math dosen't add up. 99.6% of your people belong to the Church of Xel'La'Toth. 4% don't. That adds up to 103.6%. If it was point four instead of just four, then you'd have a nice round 100%, but currently, it's over 100%, which dosen't make sense. That's like saying that 103 out of 100 people in THL are female.

Ugh! Your right! >_<


I'll fix it, I swear!

shouldnt i be on the list of allys or at least friendlys

you can add the sultanate of daushand to your allies.

The Ascendancy would like to be included, after much deliberation by the Holy Council, to be added to your factbook as the following status: Friendly.

As we have recently established a permanent city-outpost on the far side of the Terran Moon: Luna of Sol-Terra, and the continued contact with Earth via the Woodian Space Immigration Project, we can lend the same assistance, via trade, diplomatic contact, and military assistance via our Tourman when asked for.

Also, our genetic facilites may have a way to further refine your nation's procreation process to make such events far safer.

In the name of open minded civility, we call ourselves as above.

Honored Regards,

Lady First Excellency Tsunami Rose Kerensky
Gaian Ascendancy Advisor Prime Throne

Lord Excellency Aleaic Saloam Kerensky
Gaian First Throne

The problem is, the math dosen't add up. 99.6% of your people belong to the Church of Xel'La'Toth. 4% don't. That adds up to 103.6%. If it was point four instead of just four, then you'd have a nice round 100%, but currently, it's over 100%, which dosen't make sense. That's like saying that 103 out of 100 people in THL are female.
Thank you.

What's the point of listing sexual orientation (for your key characters) in a nation composed entirely of women? It's either lesbian or celibate, is it not?

OOC: Considering some "wives" and "advisors" from other nations could be of otehr orientations, it's appropriate.

OOC: The Real ALM is your ally? That's a bad move IC. ;)

OOC: Politics in NS can get so strange... ;)

The problem is, the math dosen't add up. 99.6% of your people belong to the Church of Xel'La'Toth. 4% don't. That adds up to 103.6%. If it was point four instead of just four, then you'd have a nice round 100%, but currently, it's over 100%, which dosen't make sense. That's like saying that 103 out of 100 people in THL are female.

OOC: Considering the nation, do you have to belong to just one religion? Liberalism at it's finest! :D

Mmm. Hadn't thought of that.

I wonder if you could claim multiple religions and then have extra days off for holidays at work...

OOC: Considering the nation, do you have to belong to just one religion? Liberalism at it's finest! :D


Heh, true, true!

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Princess Juliet
Birthplace: Rommelwood
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Occupation: Wife to the Queen,
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Religion: Catholic

The religion is Orthodox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done THL, nice to see the lifestyle of lesbian spreading (no pun, I swear). The Confederate Nation of Clitor Island would be proud to be considered a friend to your nation.
Sincerely,
Anita Tongue
President, CCI

ooc: I think I'll also be stealing your template... It's just that good, and I'm not sure how else I would twist it... very nice, and while I normally (and unfortuneatly) tend to ignore factbooks... I'm glad I happened to stumble upon this one.

Upon reading your nations name, and the person it was signed by, I laughed.

Create a new thread in which,the King(ME) visits his daughter Margaret(You) in the Harem.

OOC: I'm going to liberate your template as well...

OOC: THL, first time poster into your threads, but an admirer. Interesting nation and background philosophy. What you could really do with is a History section. A summary of the exploits of THL so far.

Beyond that, I think you write pretty good. Keep up the good work!

Oh and feel free to "Friendly" The Regime of Adejaani if you want.

OOC: can I steal, I mean borrow your template?

Sure, go ahead.

The Commonwealth, while not condoning the policy of discriminating based on sex, wishes to extend an olive branch of friendship to your nation. Mostly to spite Guffingford, because we hate them.

-De Ruyter III, Foreign Affairs Minister

The Commonwealth, while not condoning the policy of discriminating based on sex, wishes to extend an olive branch of friendship to your nation. Mostly to spite Guffingford, because we hate them.

-De Ruyter III, Foreign Affairs Minister


We dont discriminate on men, at least, the majority dont.


Anyhow, we hate Guffingford to, and thus, we accept.

Nebarri prime finds THL a facinating nation and would like to become allys if not Friends

Nebarri prime finds THL a facinating nation and would like to become allys if not Friends


Sure, why not?

We dont discriminate on men, at least, the majority dont.


Anyhow, we hate Guffingford to, and thus, we accept.

*makes notes to increase aid to THL next year* :D

Hey hey hey, we hate Guffingford to!

Both OOC and IC, may I add.

Why?

Because that's how the world works,apparently.

Because he and that Bob-Bob are obviously just big bullies, he(a 3.651 Billion or something) Nation, was preparing to destroy you(a 20 million nation) at the time.

And the fact I dont like his nation.

Updated with IGNORE list.

Ignoring seems a bit harsh.

Defence: $0.00 0%
Law & OrdeR: $0.00 0

Just wondering, but does that mean you dont actually have a military?

Thats outdated. Here are newer stats:

Defence: $402,761,525,096.70 16%

THL also has very large allies.... :D

We would like to extend our friendship to your beautiful nation and would like to be an ally and will send over a small amount of money comeing to the total of $1,000,000,000,000 or $1 trillion in other words for you to spend. And if anyone picks on you please let us know we will deal harshly with enemys of our allies

You can add us to your allies list, you know. ;)

OOC: THL, me thinks you need to spend some time and update this.

OOC: Your nation rocks. Great work!

Hello.Roman Greece would like to be a ally of T.H.L. We would like to offer you a plot of land in our nation to train your Military.Please put Roman Greece as a ally in your factbook.We would like to discuss trade and relations with you soon.Also,we don't mind your country's beliefs or its citizen's orientation and we respect it.Good Luck with your nation! :D

Sincerly,
Roman Greece

Tag

im an enemy

Posting an IGNORE list on the forums is not a good idea.

I would like to donate sixteen butter knives, forty-two inactive volcanoes, and the produce of this year's recycling drive, $12.43.

(In return for stealing your template)

No comments? :(
Impressive, truly impressive ...

THL, Ignore Lists are considered trolling and are not allowed. It's been removed.

Your a month or so late. I already removed it...I think.

[I'm stupid.]

Add me as a friendly for now. After the Kraven War, you can put me as an ally.

THL, nice factbook. I've a question for you: I don't mean to offend you, but are you female IRL, and are you lesbian?

Yes, and yes.

Anyhow, this Factbook is out dated. Look out for a new one.

Trying my luck so that someone else may inform her if they care to do so but...

I believe a long long time ago during March I was put on the ignore list for making a mistake from mis-understanding something in a thread and I sent an apologize recently but I havn't gotten a reply, making me wonder if I have been put on THL's ignore list for NS and Jolt. So if someone cares, will you tell her?

And if she hasn't, then sorry for bugging you about this 0o

OOC: THL, your armed forces involved in anything belligerent? Take this to TGs...

as the lands of undeath do not care about sexual orientation, an all female population seems to be an interesting social experiment, we would like to become allies with your nation.

as the lands of undeath do not care about sexual orientation, an all female population seems to be an interesting social experiment, we would like to become allies with your nation.

What type of alliance?

i propose that we have an alliance wherre we Protect each other Trade and all around generally prosper.