Einhauser
05-03-2005, 06:07
I couldn’t think of how to start this, so I basically copied the layout of Roach Busters world fact book. Hope you don’t mind, RB. * = acurate as of 4/14/05
The nation itself:
Official Name: The Incorporated States of Einhauser
CEO: Jason Green
Capitol City: None, the whole nation is a city
UN category: Corporate Police State*
Civil Rights: Rare*
Economy: Very Strong*
Political Freedoms: Few*
National motto: Exitus acta probat (the outcome justifies the deed)
Crime Rate: Totally unknown*
National Animal: the Greenback (extinct)*
National Currency: the Dom
Location: Plot 12 and 4 in the Tradelands
National Anthem:
(sung to it's own tune)
"We've got ninety thousand pounds in our pajamas,
We've got forty thousand French francs in our fridge,
We've got lots and lots of lira,
Now the Deutshmark's getting dearer,
And our dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge!"
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash,
Some people say its folly,
But we'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can make a smash!"
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing like a newly minted coin.
Everyone must hanker,
For the greatness of a Banker,
It's accountancy that makes the world go round!"
"You can keep your Marxist ways,
For it's only just a phase,
For it's money, money, money,
Makes the world go round!"
"Money, money, money, money, money, MONEY!"
The Judicial System: The judicial system in Einhauser is much the same as it is in America. the main differences are that you are either guilty or not guilty. there are no insanity pleas or anything along those lines. If you did the crime, your going to die. Every crime, save petty theft, is punishable by speedy execution via incinerator. If it turns out the ex-defendant was innocent, then that's one less mouth to feed.
Map (http://img210.echo.cx/my.php?image=updatedeinhausermap2nw.jpg)
Climate: Cold, dark, and dreary in the south. Hot, humid, and buggy in the north
Natural Hazards: Earthquakes, floods, famine, and various diseases.
Unnatural Hazards: Toxic air, acid rain, mutated animals/humans, and the chance that a passing tank could mash you good.
Major Cities: None
Bordering Nations: A Nothern Sole, Defacto Russia, Ravea, Northrop-Grumman (offshore).
The people of Einhauser:
Racial makeup: 72% white, 20% black, 8% other
Religious makeup: None. Most people don’t have time to devote their lives to a god, although there are numerous cults hidden among the lesser seen factory levels. The most prominent of these is a radical group of eccentric vissionaries that go by the name of "The Illious". They have begun to spread a radical new religion, called "Illionism", that preaches defiance of authority and worship of evil stargods.
Languages spoken: English 100%
Soldiers: See Military
Einhauser’s economy:
Major industries: Information technology, Military Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports
Natural Resources: Iron, copper, uranium, oil (offshore), coal, timber, various minerals
Military Statistics:
Click here for my military (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8558476#post8558476)
War in Einhauser
Because there are no open spaces in Einhauser, close ranged fighting is the only means of war. There are numerous pipelines running everywhere that carry highly explosive and highly toxic liquids and gases, and there are only 13 roads in all of Einhauser that can support tanks (even IFV's and APC's wont fit). The only open areas in Einhauser is outside the dome, but fighting out there is not recommended because the acid rain will eat through armor and flesh. Therefore, all aircraft are useless, except for carrier based planes that can be launched from the seabases that protect our shores. The toxic fumes in the air will kill most soldiers in a matter of days, and during the time it takes them to die, they will grow weaker and weaker. That is why all of the Einhauserian troopers wear bodygloves and carry gasmasks. The roads are all very narrow (most are just 14 feet across), and there are over 400 floors of factorys and houses.
A brief history of Einhauser:
Einhauser is only a few years old, and therefore does not have any actual “ages”. Because of this, I will just start at the founding.
Sometime in early 2005, the Dominion of Kargucagstan began developing aircraft for its armed services. It was not long before they realized that there were too many limitations emplaced upon them to create top-of-the-line aircraft, and that an autonomous third party was needed. Karl von Salza, under orders from Prime Minister Adrian Delphi began his search for the perfect CEO of the new company. He soon found what he was looking for in Jason Green, an ex-military designer. Working with Mr. Green, the two men were able to set up shop in a small warehouse just outside of the capitol city of Kargucagstan. Eventually von Salza was recalled by the Prime Minister, and Jason was left alone.
Things got better from then on, as Jason, not being burdened by the ever watchful eye of the Prime Minister’s favored aid, was able to concoct and build several highly successful aircraft. It was soon apparent, however, that more space was needed.
One day as Mr. Green and his second in command were strolling down a park outside of the royal Kargucagstanian palace; a newspaper hit him in the face. Swiping it off, Jason noticed an ad for the Tradelands, and rushing back to his office, he was overjoyed to learn that there were still spaces available. After making some quick phone calls, the company shifted all operations to the north-eastern edge of Genesis Island in the Tradelands. They then began to systematically ruin the terrain by constructing a chaotic mess of towns and buildings, dumping toxic wastes into the air and water, strip mining and deforestation, and otherwise nasty things.
After only a few short years the formerly pristine area Einhauser had come to encompass had grown into a malignant cancer on the earth. The towns had swelled as more and more workers migrated to them, and eventually they all merged, completely covering the county side in factories and houses. After a short time people began to dig into the ground and to build everything into skyscrapers. At first things went well, but now the buildings have been constructed so close together that many main throughways are only 14 feet wide, and a perpetual night hangs over the area caused by clouds of soot and ash released by the many thousands of smokestacks.
Nowadays not even one square inch of dirt remains visible, and people are forced to live inside protective domes to avoid the acid rain that falls continuously. The domes cannot, however, protect them from the fumes. Most workers only live to be about 30, while most higher ranking employees live to be four or five hundred, due in part to technologies brought back from the future by the Friedark Division.
The Yavin war: Recently, Einhauser has conquered the nation of Yavin, and forced it into submission. It and its people are now part of The Incorperated States.
The Friedark Division:
Founded some years after Einhauser itself, the Friedark Division was created to handle the needs of FT customers and relations. Specializing in large, ungainly, heavily armed robots, the group has met with only mild success. Only select few higher-ups know about the Friedark Division, and only about 10% of those people know how to get to the offices of them. Each office is located on top of a time-space portal, in a way that you can walk in one door at 3:00pm, and walk out another at 5:00pm in the next millennia. Jason Green himself dislikes going to these offices because he is often confronted by his future self, someone who he finds rather distasteful.
The Mass Exodus
Most Einhauserian citizens belive in a thing called "The Mass Exodus" (ME). The ME is when a gateway to the future will open up and all the citizens of Einhauser will travel through it and into a paradise world, far removed from the bleak, deadening existence that is Einhauserian life today. Little do the people know that there are several such portals all across Einhauser, althoug they are all controlled directly by Jason Green. If such a journy as the ME were to take place, there would be no one in the old Einhauser to make the future Einhauser. The goverment simply spread the lie of the ME to keep the populace happy.
The nation itself:
Official Name: The Incorporated States of Einhauser
CEO: Jason Green
Capitol City: None, the whole nation is a city
UN category: Corporate Police State*
Civil Rights: Rare*
Economy: Very Strong*
Political Freedoms: Few*
National motto: Exitus acta probat (the outcome justifies the deed)
Crime Rate: Totally unknown*
National Animal: the Greenback (extinct)*
National Currency: the Dom
Location: Plot 12 and 4 in the Tradelands
National Anthem:
(sung to it's own tune)
"We've got ninety thousand pounds in our pajamas,
We've got forty thousand French francs in our fridge,
We've got lots and lots of lira,
Now the Deutshmark's getting dearer,
And our dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge!"
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash,
Some people say its folly,
But we'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can make a smash!"
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing like a newly minted coin.
Everyone must hanker,
For the greatness of a Banker,
It's accountancy that makes the world go round!"
"You can keep your Marxist ways,
For it's only just a phase,
For it's money, money, money,
Makes the world go round!"
"Money, money, money, money, money, MONEY!"
The Judicial System: The judicial system in Einhauser is much the same as it is in America. the main differences are that you are either guilty or not guilty. there are no insanity pleas or anything along those lines. If you did the crime, your going to die. Every crime, save petty theft, is punishable by speedy execution via incinerator. If it turns out the ex-defendant was innocent, then that's one less mouth to feed.
Map (http://img210.echo.cx/my.php?image=updatedeinhausermap2nw.jpg)
Climate: Cold, dark, and dreary in the south. Hot, humid, and buggy in the north
Natural Hazards: Earthquakes, floods, famine, and various diseases.
Unnatural Hazards: Toxic air, acid rain, mutated animals/humans, and the chance that a passing tank could mash you good.
Major Cities: None
Bordering Nations: A Nothern Sole, Defacto Russia, Ravea, Northrop-Grumman (offshore).
The people of Einhauser:
Racial makeup: 72% white, 20% black, 8% other
Religious makeup: None. Most people don’t have time to devote their lives to a god, although there are numerous cults hidden among the lesser seen factory levels. The most prominent of these is a radical group of eccentric vissionaries that go by the name of "The Illious". They have begun to spread a radical new religion, called "Illionism", that preaches defiance of authority and worship of evil stargods.
Languages spoken: English 100%
Soldiers: See Military
Einhauser’s economy:
Major industries: Information technology, Military Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports
Natural Resources: Iron, copper, uranium, oil (offshore), coal, timber, various minerals
Military Statistics:
Click here for my military (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8558476#post8558476)
War in Einhauser
Because there are no open spaces in Einhauser, close ranged fighting is the only means of war. There are numerous pipelines running everywhere that carry highly explosive and highly toxic liquids and gases, and there are only 13 roads in all of Einhauser that can support tanks (even IFV's and APC's wont fit). The only open areas in Einhauser is outside the dome, but fighting out there is not recommended because the acid rain will eat through armor and flesh. Therefore, all aircraft are useless, except for carrier based planes that can be launched from the seabases that protect our shores. The toxic fumes in the air will kill most soldiers in a matter of days, and during the time it takes them to die, they will grow weaker and weaker. That is why all of the Einhauserian troopers wear bodygloves and carry gasmasks. The roads are all very narrow (most are just 14 feet across), and there are over 400 floors of factorys and houses.
A brief history of Einhauser:
Einhauser is only a few years old, and therefore does not have any actual “ages”. Because of this, I will just start at the founding.
Sometime in early 2005, the Dominion of Kargucagstan began developing aircraft for its armed services. It was not long before they realized that there were too many limitations emplaced upon them to create top-of-the-line aircraft, and that an autonomous third party was needed. Karl von Salza, under orders from Prime Minister Adrian Delphi began his search for the perfect CEO of the new company. He soon found what he was looking for in Jason Green, an ex-military designer. Working with Mr. Green, the two men were able to set up shop in a small warehouse just outside of the capitol city of Kargucagstan. Eventually von Salza was recalled by the Prime Minister, and Jason was left alone.
Things got better from then on, as Jason, not being burdened by the ever watchful eye of the Prime Minister’s favored aid, was able to concoct and build several highly successful aircraft. It was soon apparent, however, that more space was needed.
One day as Mr. Green and his second in command were strolling down a park outside of the royal Kargucagstanian palace; a newspaper hit him in the face. Swiping it off, Jason noticed an ad for the Tradelands, and rushing back to his office, he was overjoyed to learn that there were still spaces available. After making some quick phone calls, the company shifted all operations to the north-eastern edge of Genesis Island in the Tradelands. They then began to systematically ruin the terrain by constructing a chaotic mess of towns and buildings, dumping toxic wastes into the air and water, strip mining and deforestation, and otherwise nasty things.
After only a few short years the formerly pristine area Einhauser had come to encompass had grown into a malignant cancer on the earth. The towns had swelled as more and more workers migrated to them, and eventually they all merged, completely covering the county side in factories and houses. After a short time people began to dig into the ground and to build everything into skyscrapers. At first things went well, but now the buildings have been constructed so close together that many main throughways are only 14 feet wide, and a perpetual night hangs over the area caused by clouds of soot and ash released by the many thousands of smokestacks.
Nowadays not even one square inch of dirt remains visible, and people are forced to live inside protective domes to avoid the acid rain that falls continuously. The domes cannot, however, protect them from the fumes. Most workers only live to be about 30, while most higher ranking employees live to be four or five hundred, due in part to technologies brought back from the future by the Friedark Division.
The Yavin war: Recently, Einhauser has conquered the nation of Yavin, and forced it into submission. It and its people are now part of The Incorperated States.
The Friedark Division:
Founded some years after Einhauser itself, the Friedark Division was created to handle the needs of FT customers and relations. Specializing in large, ungainly, heavily armed robots, the group has met with only mild success. Only select few higher-ups know about the Friedark Division, and only about 10% of those people know how to get to the offices of them. Each office is located on top of a time-space portal, in a way that you can walk in one door at 3:00pm, and walk out another at 5:00pm in the next millennia. Jason Green himself dislikes going to these offices because he is often confronted by his future self, someone who he finds rather distasteful.
The Mass Exodus
Most Einhauserian citizens belive in a thing called "The Mass Exodus" (ME). The ME is when a gateway to the future will open up and all the citizens of Einhauser will travel through it and into a paradise world, far removed from the bleak, deadening existence that is Einhauserian life today. Little do the people know that there are several such portals all across Einhauser, althoug they are all controlled directly by Jason Green. If such a journy as the ME were to take place, there would be no one in the old Einhauser to make the future Einhauser. The goverment simply spread the lie of the ME to keep the populace happy.