Foxstenikopolis
05-03-2005, 04:05
How many of you have had this:
Foxstenikopolis Decides:
Cannibals Demand to Taste What Foxstenikopolis Has to Offer
The Issue
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate
"I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Gregory Nagasawa, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Foxstenikopolis's sometimes dull palette."
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Civil rights leader Tobias Summers came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"
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"You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Roger Johnson, head of Foxstenikopolis's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"
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The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Issue by: Sovereign discord
Editor: Reploid Productions
To follow one of the recommendations above, simply click on the link. The Foxstenikopolis government will bring in the new law overnight.
Wierd arguement. How many of you legalized cannibalism? How many of you didn't want cannibals?
Foxstenikopolis Decides:
Cannibals Demand to Taste What Foxstenikopolis Has to Offer
The Issue
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate
"I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Gregory Nagasawa, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Foxstenikopolis's sometimes dull palette."
[Accept]
Civil rights leader Tobias Summers came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"
[Accept]
"You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Roger Johnson, head of Foxstenikopolis's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Issue by: Sovereign discord
Editor: Reploid Productions
To follow one of the recommendations above, simply click on the link. The Foxstenikopolis government will bring in the new law overnight.
Wierd arguement. How many of you legalized cannibalism? How many of you didn't want cannibals?