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Konoha Shipyards is pleased to finally introduce the much-classified and highly maneuverable Ninja Fighter into the defense markets! We hope you will enjoy our new product!

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Name: Ninja-class
Type: Fighter/Interceptor
Length: 12.5 meters
Max/Attack Speed: .80c
Cruising Speed: .70c
Armaments: Twin laser cannons, twin missile/torpedo/bomb tubes carrying six in total.
Shields: Yes
Hyperdrive: x1
Cloak: Yes. Invisible to all but capital-grade gravitic and tachyonic, and psionic sensors. Drops when weapons fire or shields are raised.
Price: 25 million credits

We also sell from Katua Shipyards:
X-wings:
15 million credits

B-wings:
18 million credits

E-wings:
17.5 million credits

K-wings:
20 million credits

A-wings:
12 million credits

Corvettes:
30 million credits

Gunships:
28 million credits

We would like to buy 1,000 of these fine craft for our fleet.

~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Governor of All Yaforite Provinces and Galactic Colonies .

We shall ship them for 25 billion credits. Order will be packaged and sent once the money is wired.

Money is wired.

The shipment will arrive in 6 months (12 RL hours). Thank you for your business.

OOC: sleek

OOC: sleek
OOC: Thanks.

bump!

The governemnt of Dratheria wishes to contract Coreworlds to construct 2 Imperial-class Star Destroyers 2 Strike Cruisers 3 Lancers and 3 Wolfpacks with full complements of XJs.

The Empire of Deatharon would like to buy 500 of these Ninja fighters for defensive purposes.

OOC: Lucky for me, I also use Credits :)

IC: "Emperor Trilkan sir, we just got reports from the Konoha Shipyards. It appears they have a new starfighter available for sale."

"Really Admiral? How much are they?"

"25 million credits. It has special cloaking features."

"Interesting Admiral. Purchase as much as we can afford. We're going to need all the military might we can muster in these dark times with the Phantoms."

"Aye My lord. I will order them soon."

Transmission to: Konoha Shipyards(CoreWorlds)
From: Emperor (Darth) Trilkan
Subject: Purchasing the new Ninja Fighters

The Emperor wishes to purchase 135,826 Ninja fighters for the glorious Phantom Squadron of the Galactic Empire of Huntaer (that's my version of Rouge Squadron)

OOC:
My military budget= 3,495,666,704,415 Credits
Each Fighter = 25,000,000(25 million) Credits
comes to actuall number: 139826.6681766
This is for your refference CoreWorlds just so you can double check my math if you wish.

BTW, really cool ships. That is really why I'm buying a lot.

The governemnt of Dratheria wishes to contract Coreworlds to construct 2 Imperial-class Star Destroyers 2 Strike Cruisers 3 Lancers and 3 Wolfpacks with full complements of XJs.
That'll be 300 billion credits.

The Emperor wishes to purchase 135,826 Ninja fighters for the glorious Phantom Squadron of the Galactic Empire of Huntaer (that's my version of Rouge Squadron)

OOC:
My military budget= 3,495,666,704,415 Credits
Each Fighter = 25,000,000(25 million) Credits
comes to actuall number: 139826.6681766
This is for your refference CoreWorlds just so you can double check my math if you wish.

(repeat from above)
Just to catch your attention.

What? I thought they were future-tech ninja footmen! You suck!

Maybe I should design a super-ninja...

oh absolutely beautiful...

The Tanaran Imperial Ministry of the Armed Forces sends this:

Transmission to: Konoha Shipyards, CoreWorlds
From: IMAF
Subject: Ninja class Fighter/Interceptor

On behalf of the Imperium we would make a purchase of 1000 of this new class.

Joint Chief of Staff
David Arial Roth
Tanaran Empire

OOC Green Sun you better get it right and do your research or else I will have a problem with it if you want the facts Ill give them to you I am a 4th Degree Black Belt in Ninjitsu Koga Ryu. Check out my website if you need to. I remind you get the facts right. My men are trained in all Martial Arts forms. http://www.geocities.com/kyle_the_wraith/Martial_Arts.html

What? I thought they were future-tech ninja footmen! You suck!

Maybe I should design a super-ninja...
Oh yeah? Handseal: finger cross.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

*A thousand clones of me now surround you*

Now you think it's stupid?

The Empire of Deatharon would like to buy 500 of these Ninja fighters for defensive purposes.
that will be 12.5 billion, please.

The Credits are being sent to as we speak.

I will purchase 200 of these ninjas..please send me an invoice.

oh absolutely beautiful...

The Tanaran Imperial Ministry of the Armed Forces sends this:

Transmission to: Konoha Shipyards, CoreWorlds
From: IMAF
Subject: Ninja class Fighter/Interceptor

On behalf of the Imperium we would make a purchase of 1000 of this new class.

Joint Chief of Staff
David Arial Roth
Tanaran Empire
Konoha Shipyards to Tanara:
We will require 25 billion credits before we send you the fighters in 2 years (2 NS days).

The Credits are being sent to as we speak.
Hold on...you've only sent us 5 billion! Where's the rest?

I will purchase 200 of these ninjas..please send me an invoice.
Denied. You're too young for this fine equipment.

I can sell you 200 Z-95s for 1 million each instead.

huntaer wishes to purchase 139,826 ninja fighters at a cost of 349,565,000,000 credits. My budget is 3,495,666,704,415 credits

huntaer wishes to purchase 139,826 ninja fighters at a cost of 349,565,000,000 credits. My budget is 3,495,666,704,415 credits
Uh...Sorry, you made an error!

It's actually: 3,495,650,000,000 credits.

Denied!

What do you mean you only got 5 billion credits?

What do you mean you only got 5 billion credits?
We mean that there was only 5 billion sent! De-- oh, there it is. Your order will be recieved in 1 year.

Good for a minute there I thought I had to execute the Minster of the Imperial treasury.

Good for a minute there I thought I had to execute the Minster of the Imperial treasury.
And we thought we had to fire the Vice President of Finance of our company!

(OOC: Seeing all the denials...even for some small things, makes me kind of nervous...)

(OOC: Seeing all the denials...even for some small things, makes me kind of nervous...)
OOC: We are an evil ninja company out to take over the galaxy. :p Besides they were all unreasonable. I mean, 200 for a 1 week old nation! Pah!

TAG for when i`ll switch to FT
nicely done

OOC: We are an evil ninja company out to take over the galaxy. :p Besides they were all unreasonable. I mean, 200 for a 1 week old nation! Pah!

(OOC: Lol. Tag, for whenever I get around to buying them.)

We now sell other types of starfighters!

The money is being wire transfered as we speak...

The money is being wire transfered as we speak...
Very good. You will be required to wait 2 years as said before.

Oh willing to wait for those beauties!

Oh willing to wait for those beauties!
While you wait, we can offer your leader's family a gold-plated copy of the Legacy of the Skywalkers films, which would be known to Earth-siders as the "Star Wars" films. :D

LOL The last line in your sig just keeps me giggling! and will gladly accept the generous offer. The Emperess's son is 11 and would just go bonkers over them.

LOL The last line in your sig just keeps me giggling! and will gladly accept the generous offer. The Emperess's son is 11 and would just go bonkers over them.
*price is 20 credits.*

OOC:
If he becomes Force-sensitive, we can RP that out. I do MT as well as FT, so there's no problem there.

Uh...Sorry, you made an error!

It's actually: 3,495,650,000,000 credits.

Denied!

why? I still have the money for the 139,826 ninja fighters, and I've been on NS for a long time. My budget is 3,495,666,704,415 so I can afford it.

I'm willing to pay that much, there was a reason why I gave you my military budget.

OOC: CoreWorlds -I am FT, just liked the look of your Ninja so much that it was decided to out source. I've seen your ships mentioned with great respect, so I knew your shipyards were worthy.

And please don't give his mother a heart attack, ..or is it stop reading my mind... I've already decided he is, but just doesn't realise it.

*Tosses CoreWorlds the 20 credits with a smile.*

If it is the size of ships I'm purchasing you're really worried about, then
I'll lower it to the 500 ninja fighters.

If it is the size of ships I'm purchasing you're really worried about, then
I'll lower it to the 500 ninja fighters.
Better. *Waves away the ninjas*

OOC: CoreWorlds -I am FT, just liked the look of your Ninja so much that it was decided to out source. I've seen your ships mentioned with great respect, so I knew your shipyards were worthy.

And please don't give his mother a heart attack, ..or is it stop reading my mind... I've already decided he is, but just doesn't realise it.

*Tosses CoreWorlds the 20 credits with a smile.*
OOC: Cool, If you ever decide to RP out a Jedi training, you know who to call!

Oh yeah? Handseal: finger cross.

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

*A thousand clones of me now surround you*

Now you think it's stupid?
I said you suck not that you were stupid. It's a good design, but we thought you were actually selling ninjas. Recently we arrested one for cuuting off the heads of the contestants in Jeopordy twice in a row.

I said you suck not that you were stupid. It's a good design, but we thought you were actually selling ninjas. Recently we arrested one for cuuting off the heads of the contestants in Jeopordy twice in a row.
lol.

Better. *Waves away the ninjas*

I'm glad we could work this out.

I'm glad we could work this out.
That will be twelve billion five hundred million please.

That's it? *Wires money* thank you. Is it possible I could order more later on?