NationStates Jolt Archive

The non-Christian infedels. This includes all nations which include:
gays :fluffle: :sniper:
devil worshipers :upyours: :mp5:
more gays :fluffle: :fluffle: :mp5: :sniper:
Or any other religion. :headbang: :mp5:
We would like to know who you are so we can send "angry" telegrams to you.

The People's Republic requests your unconditional surrender. Our strategic bombers wings currently on alert status are undergoing preparations to launch. Failure to comply with our request will result in your destruction.
This not a threat, merely a statement of fact.

OOC: So you're declaring war on the entire world, only you're expressing that declaration differently? Okie dokie.

He's not declaring war on the entire world. There's plenty of derranged Christian fundamentalists about who might try to help him.

Correct. And we will not surrender, for reasons disclosed in another post.

I recon he just wanted to use similies,

and why not good sirs!
:gundge:

Oh pick me pick me! I got freedom of religion with all kinds of people running around here. XD

Oh that and we've legalised gay marriage.

NSAA hereby demands that lumens retracts that statement immediatly on pain of being put under trade embargo and having all seaports blockaded by NSAA navy units. To accomplish this task the third NSAA navy roving submarine patrol is now on its way to lumensian costal waters.

OOC: look, if you want to use smilies, theres an non-IC forum available which wont result in your annoying the entire world. Use it.

Hey buster go ahead, if this guy is going to get cut off from the world my country will supply is people across any border you put across, For an increased profit naturally, and I 'm sure other nation will folow suit for such an amazing business deal.

P.S.

:sniper:

Heres an idea, how about you retract that statement, and we won't test fire our new A.S.S.W.H.I.P. System on you... I've been looking for a nation like this for a while now...

OOC:I smell the slightest hint of Godmoding in there somewhere,

yeah well it won't effect me because I have...er....armour and..er.... a force field!

Heres an idea, how about you retract that statement, and we won't test fire our new A.S.S.W.H.I.P. System on you... I've been looking for a nation like this for a while now...

Could you leave a little bit for us? We haven't deployed our Angry Space Hamster With Stick® to Poke™ a nation like this in a long time. The system needs live testing.

He's not declaring war on the entire world. There's plenty of derranged Christian fundamentalists about who might try to help him.

OOC: Maybe so, but I'm willing to guarantee that there's at least one homosexual person in every single country in the planet regardless of how strict their governments are. They might not be active, but the thoughts could still be there...
I don't really understand how else you could really declare war on 'gay nations'. Maybe those lesbian treehugging folks, for one...