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http://img220.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img220&image=abcd6id.jpg (Note: New Lesbos isnt some sicko name refering to our nations sexuality, but rather the name of an island named Lesbos, where lesbianism supposedly thrived, and was accepted.)


National Biography The Serene Republic of Tree Hugging Lesbians is just that: A Serene Republic of Lesbians, whom want nothing but peace and acceptance. The Republic prides it self as a refuge for the worlds lesbians, whom wish to flee discrimination by racist, conservative pigs and exploitation by people whom wish to use the said lesbians for the sole entertainment of others. We are a 100% Female society, and the only men here are perverts, seeking some form of entertainment, and homophobic conservatives, both of which are kicked out, most of the time with out harm done to them. Of course there are some troublesome persons, and, unfortunatly, they must be liquidated to ensure peace. The state Religion is Xel'La'Tothian, which is to worship the Goddess Xel'La'Toth, she is mother of our nation, and all of us, she loves and protects us! Reproduction is done via A special technique, given to us by Theos.

Step1:Extracting the DNA from a donar egg
Step2:Remove egg from mother
Step3:Insert DNA in mother's egg
Step4:Incubate egg
Step5:Implant egg in mother
Step6:Follow normal pattern for pregenancy



Country Name: The Serene Republic of Tree Hugging Lesbians
Government Type: Queendom
Capital: New Lesbos
Legal System:The Queen and the church of Xel'La'Toth are law!
Queen: Alexandria I



The Economy(http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Tree+Hugging+Lesbians)

Largest Market(s): Arms Manufacturing
Unemployment rate: .4%
Agricultural Products: Grapes, Strawberry's, Apples, Watermelons, Oranges, Basicly all sorts of fruits
Currency: The Heads of Republicans. ;)

Allies:

Tocrowkia
Unidox
The Island of Rose
Noitan Teppup
Sllabecaps
Vastiva
Taldaan
Upper Xen
Jenrak
Alavania
The Real ALM
Maldaathi


Maybe(Allies):
Krowemoh
Roman Republic
The Feylands

OOC: Um.. interesting, but short.
Perhaps more information on, well.. everything? There's a ton of factbooks around that you can get an idea of what to put incase you're as braindead as I am when it comes to such things.
I'd also like to know what kind of defence you have.

(OOC: You look easy to invade, then again so am I. I'm still offering to equip your armed forces, I have alot ya know... actually, I can only equip your Army and Air Force, I bought my Navy XD)

OOC: As far as I know, there was nothing particularly lesbian about Lesbos except for the fact that's where the famous poet(ess?) lived, who happened to write about her (probably platonic) love for other women.

(OOC: You look easy to invade, then again so am I. I'm still offering to equip your armed forces, I have alot ya know... actually, I can only equip your Army and Air Force, I bought my Navy XD)
OOC: Tree Hugging Lesbians: I can cover your navy if you're interested.
I saw you have a 0% defence budget, and that's not always a good thing. At least some defence is warranted when you're probably going to have people trying to invade you left, right, and centre for being different.

OOC: Now you've inspired me to go write up an Alavania factbook ... hm ... well, off I go. ;)

(OOC: You look easy to invade, then again so am I. I'm still offering to equip your armed forces, I have alot ya know... actually, I can only equip your Army and Air Force, I bought my Navy XD)


Ah yes. We accept this offer.

OOC: I can cover your navy if you're interested.
I saw you have a 0% defence budget, and that's not always a good thing. At least some defence is warranted when you're probably going to have people trying to invade you left, right, and centre for being different.

(OOC: Okay, I'm passive not stupid. My defense budget is 15% and my Armed Forces are one of the most advanced in the world. I bought my Navy from Hamptonshire and re-arming my Army.)

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The_Island_of_Rose

(15% bizzatch :P)

Ah yes. We accept this offer.

(OOC: Just go to my storefront and order, we have small arms you can use there. I'll be adding my armor there stuff so you can order them too.)

(OOC: Okay, I'm passive not stupid. My defense budget is 15% and my Armed Forces are one of the most advanced in the world. I bought my Navy from Hamptonshire and re-arming my Army.)

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The_Island_of_Rose

(15% bizzatch :P)


OOC: That "0%" comment was directed at Tree Hugging Lesbians, not you. I'm not that stupid.
*Goes back and edits it to state clearly*

(OOC: Okay, I'm passive not stupid. My defense budget is 15% and my Armed Forces are one of the most advanced in the world. I bought my Navy from Hamptonshire and re-arming my Army.)

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=The_Island_of_Rose

(15% bizzatch :P)

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Tocrowkia

21% "Biznatch"

OOC: That "0%" comment was directed at Tree Hugging Lesbians, not you. I'm not that stupid.
*Goes back and edits it to state clearly*

(OOC: Make me seem like the jackass *mumbles*)

THL, out of curiosity, if your population is one hundred percent female, how will you survive beyond one generation?

Something you may want to cover in the fact book.

THL, out of curiosity, if your population is one hundred percent female, how will you survive beyond one generation?

Something you may want to cover in the fact book.

Updated the factbook with that bit of info.


What else should I put in there now? :eek:

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Tocrowkia

21% "Biznatch"

OOC: Mine:

Defence: $505,571,636,880.00 - 29%

Pwned. :mp5:

Now I stop spamming!

Economy stats, military stuff (if you have one), maybe a list of allies, etc.

OOC: Alright, I'm sorry to continue this flaming, and bragging, and what not... But I'll put you all down... 31%! Ownage!

What else should I put in there now? :eek:
Here is an example of some of the information you can include in your fact books for the future, you'll notice that I don't really explain a huge amount in the way of military, prefering to explain the society of Iuthia and how we react to tourisms...

There is alot of information a nation could include, it comes down to what you feel is most suitable.

[Click Here for Example (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=362603)]


Oh... and because people keep going on about how great their military funding is, Iuthia's funding military funding is around about 53% according to most calulators, many nations I know don't really pay too much attention to specific figures like that as it becomes rather petty... in anycase, having a better economy the another nations will ulimately result in your lower spending percentage still out doing a higher percentage... I know a ton of nations who out do my huge nation simply because their economy is better.

We would like to invite THL to become a member of our umbrella of protection.

OOC:Updated bit. A comprehinsive Allies guide should be coming later tonight.

IC: We accept Tocrowkia's offer.

"Heads of Republicans"=> Currency?
You know, I don't think I want to visit. No offense, but I like my head. It's round, and it's a convenient storage place for my brain.

This is utterly idiotic and sinful. I find it disgusting that an entire nation would be filled with lesbians. Its disgusts me that a female would even have a position in politics. This sacreligious idealogy you have created will be your own downfall. -- Commissar Pastor Ray Redfairm, Morality Directorate

* * *
Bah... Bloody d*kes. They deserve to get shot for their sins. May they burn in Hell. -- Roger Sobaprosk, Concerned Armed Union Citizen

This is utterly idiotic and sinful. I find it disgusting that an entire nation would be filled with lesbians. Its disgusts me that a female would even have a position in politics. This sacreligious idealogy you have created will be your own downfall. -- Commissar Pastor Ray Redfairm, Morality Directorate

* * *
Bah... Bloody d*kes. They deserve to get shot for their sins. May they burn in Hell. -- Roger Sobaprosk, Concerned Armed Union Citizen


This is not even worthy to be stepped on. We wont even sink to you're level to reply, facist pig.

-Random Goverment Official

Pig? Pig? And to correct you, I'm a National Communist. Now, let me tell you something woman. I am not a pig. I have a wife and children. I do not merely join a relationship to defy God and gain carnal knowledge. All homosexual women are, are sinners and women committing lust. They should be stoned until they die. -- Commissar Pastor Ray Redfairm, Morality Directorate

"Shut it, Redfairm. Don't you have your young boys to molest?"-The Great Leader Li

ooc: the Great Leader's daughter is a post feminist butch lesbian.

Automated Response From The Defense Directorate:
Please refrain from insulting political figures of The Armed Union. We do not insult the Japanese or Chinease population of MassPwnage. Thus, refrain from doing so against us.

OOC: Watch it, MP... Your leader is obnoxious. Lol.

Pig? Pig? And to correct you, I'm a National Communist. Now, let me tell you something woman. I am not a pig. I have a wife and children. I do not merely join a relationship to defy God and gain carnal knowledge. All homosexual women are, are sinners and women committing lust. They should be stoned until they die. -- Commissar Pastor Ray Redfairm, Morality Directorate

Do tell us, Fascist pig, that if God had wanted humans to be "perfect" then why did he not make us so? If he did not want Homosexuality to occur, then why did he even invent it? If God created the universe, and if through God, all things are possible, he could have easily never have invented it, correct? We simply wish to live out our lifes as free, loving people. We now end this argument, because you are obviously very ignorant people.

-The Queen Alexandria her self.

"Extremist fools. Nutcase religious fanatics on one side, ultra left wing tree hugging lesbians who think all right wingers are "pigs" and "homophobes"...Damn, my finger gets itchy every time it nears that big, red button..."
----Holy Emperor Armand I

Perhaps because we are simply an experiment? Did you ever think God wasn't merciful, and purposely damned people before birth? Hmm? Reformed Protestantism woman, look into it you sinning behemoth. I have no further reason to comment on your disgrace. -- Commissar Pastor Ray Redfairm, Morality Directorate

OoC: So chaotic now.

(OOC: Just go to my storefront and order, we have small arms you can use there. I'll be adding my armor there stuff so you can order them too.)


((Where is you're store front?))

"Extremist fools. Nutcase religious fanatics on one side, ultra left wing tree hugging lesbians who think all right wingers are "pigs" and "homophobes"...Damn, my finger gets itchy every time it nears that big, red button..."
----Holy Emperor Armand I

"Now, now, We never said that."

((Where is you're store front?))

(OOC: In my signiture. Click the profile tab to enable them if they're off.)

"Now, now, We never said that."
"racist, conservative pigs" and "homophobic Republicans"? So there aren't any "racist, liberal pigs" or "homophobic Democrats" now? And a currency that consists of Republican heads?

"racist, conservative pigs" and "homophobic Republicans"? So there aren't any "racist, liberal pigs" or "homophobic Democrats" now? And a currency that consists of Republican heads?


"It's not like we dont deny the existence of the said people in the said parties, we just find they are more rife in the right wing.


And the Heads of Republicans can mean several diffrent things. We could have little peices of metal with G.W.B's head stamped on there, for all you know."

Do you tolerate anime? If so, we could be of service, should anybody try to bring harm to you.....

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real Anime Liberation Movement

Do you tolerate anime? If so, we could be of service, should anybody try to bring harm to you.....

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real Anime Liberation Movement

Anime? As in Japanese Animation? Well, yes, we tolerate it.

Anime? As in Japanese Animation? Well, yes, we tolerate it.

Good....it is nice to see a nation that lets anime be. If anybody gives you a hard time, call me, and I'll set them straight.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Ab-shalom and greetings to our Allies;

For your immediate defense needs, our W-3 Wolf-pack fleet has been deployed in international waters outside your territorial waters. Our recently-refitted 6th Fleet, under the command of Fleet Admiral Odunn Mesfin al-Din, will be setting course for your nation to add to the defense until such time as you can handle your own, or until you deem it necessary for Vastivan forces to vacate.

In addition, Vastiva has deployed two PANDORAS BOX LSATs and two OVERSIGHT reconaissance satellites for overflight of your nation, to give you something of a nuclear shield and early warning systems.

We will acknowledge that the OVERSIGHT system has the capability to, and currently is, picking up local broadcasts from any and all media in your land. Proposed contracts for the payment of syndication and redistribution rights will be forwarded to your office for discussion. Vastiva has a vast thirst for entertainment of all sorts, and will gladly enrich your coffers accordingly.

We look forward to a long and profitable alliance.

Namaste,
General Riva Sola al-Din
Commander, Vastivan Armed Services
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva