NationStates Jolt Archive

Jessy Derhram Was sitting reading her book when...

President Tagart: why am I here?

Jessy: Because the Constitution said so.

Tagart: Who the hell put that in?

Jessy: don’t ask me why someone put in "if there is a lesbian wedding of a Sllabecaps army member the president must be there"

Tagart: Sounds like some sort of a bad porno...

Queen Alexandria walked to the airport to await her new bride's plane with her royal guards. Alexandria knew it was bad luck to see her before the wedding, or something like that, but she didnt really care.

Pilot: final approach

Tagart: this is going to be fucken fun...

Guard: DAMN RIGHT! LEZZYES!!

Jessy: you shut the hell up!

Jessy hits the Guard with the "Closer" (painful nut shot)

Tagart:... yep fucken fun...

They all get off the plane and run into the queen

Tagart Bows

Hello your majesty

"Hello." The Queen said pilitly. She turned to Jessy. "Before the ceremony begins, Jessy, I would like to ask you if you truly want this, and if you feel this is being forced upon you. I promise to love you, Jessy, but I have to know if you truly want this."

Jessy: But of Coures I dont know how but even before you came on the world stage I fell I would love you forever

Tagart: Can I stand up?

"Aw, thats good to hear" Alexandria said. "And yes, go ahead and stand up."

Tagart: thank you *stands up*

Jessy: shale we go?

Alexandria smiled. "Yes, lets." She heald out her hand to Jessy to hold.

Jessy Grabed it and walked away with her

Guard: hehehe

Tagart: Thats reall Classy man...

Tagart and the guard falow closaly behind

They all entered a limo, and Alexandria turned to Jessy. "Alright, we can go back to the palace and get changed into our proper dresses, and then the ceremony can begin. Sound good?"

Jessy: all right that sounds very good. will Tagart and the Jarad have a place to stay for the ceremony?

"But of course." Alexandria said. They all reached the palace in due time, and Alexandria escorted all of them in. "Alright, Jessy, you can go get changed in any room you wish."

Jessy: ok Sir I guess all see you in a bit.

Tagart: ok see ya By the way take Jarad with you

Jessy: what about you?

Tagart: oh dont worry about I got my own guard

Tagart shows Jessy his Heavy ABP Bullpup rifle

Jessy: oooo I would not like to look down the bussness end of that!

Tagart: good by Jes

Jessy: see ya Sir

Jessy and Tagart Saluts each other and with that Jessy and Tagart go to there rooms

Alexandria got her wedding dress on as fast as she could. She was pretty excited about today, and couldnt wait for the ceremony any longer. She walked, no, pretty much ran out of her room.


She knocked on Jessy's door. "Jessy, you done yet?"

Jessy: no Im not

Jessy had not even made it to here room before Alexandria knocked on the door

"Well, try to hurry up!"

Jessy: sorry I was talk with Tagart all just be 10 more mins

"Alright" She said, trying to be as patient as possible.

Jessy quicky running and and changes into a rather simple wedding dress

In that time however Tagart shows up

Tagart: Madam! is something the matter?

"Nope, nothing's wrong. Just waiting for Jessy."

Tagart: all right then just walking around here

"You done yet, Jessy?" Alexandria asked.

Jessy steps out

Jessy: yes yes I am

Alexandria smiled "You look lovely. Are you ready to head to the church?"

Jessy grabbed her hand

Jessy: yes lets go.

Tagart: yes lets all go.

With that, they all headed to the church, Alexandria as happy as a little girl as they did.

Jessy and Tagart walked in togeather

Tagart: hmmm this is nothing like the churches back home

Jessy: thats for damn shuere

After the traditional walk down the isle, both women were on the alter. The Priestess was nothing like a Christian priest, instead, she was clad in a green robe with strange designs on it and what not.

"Ahem."

The Priestess began.

"We are here today, to join these two women together in the eyes of our Goddess and Mother, Xela'Toth, The Immortal creator."

She turned to Alexandria.

"Queen Alexandria, do you promise to love, cherish, and stand by Jessy through good times and bad, and remain loyal to her throughout you're life and what not?"

"Of course!"

"Good, good."

She turned to Jessy.

"And you the same?"

Jessy: yes yes I do


Tagart siting in the back was talking to jarad

Tagart: one thing I never understood about homosexualty is that how is the sex fun? I meen the got the same parts!

"Alright, good, good. You are now permitted to kiss each other, and furtherly ravish each other how ever you may want in the eyes of our goddess."

*The Priestess huffs off somewhere*

Tagart thinks to himeself: Ravish.... oh no...

Jessy Imbraces Alexandria

"Hehe, a hug, is that all I get now?" She said with in a playfull tone.

Jessy with a coy look responded: well I don't wanna have that kinda fun infrount of my commander in cheaf!

"A simple kiss, then?"

Jessy: ok

She bends here down and gives here a a long deep kiss


OOC wow I cant belave I got this far (I suck at writing romstical stuff)

"Well, shall we head back to the palace now?" Alexandria asked Jessy.

Jessy: yes lets go back but first I need to see of my friends

"Alright, go on and see them. But do try to hurry, I want to get you home. ;) " She said.

Jessy Ran towards Tagart and Jarad

Jessy: Bye Bye!!

Jessy ran back


Jessy: lets good :D

"Yes, lets!" Alexandria said, grabbing Jessy's hand.

Tagart watchs the 2 run into the wating limo and leave

Tagart: hmmm I wonder what I can do here my plane dosent leave for 3 days

Jarad came up to Tagart. "Sir, I, er, have something to tell you."

Tagart: What is it?

Jarad: I don't really know how to say this.

Tagart: Say what?

Jarad: Sir, I really love you.

Tagart: :eek: