Republic of Rezlas Seeks Bids for Cruise Missiles
The Republic of Rezlas is in dire need of approximately 10,000 cruise missiles (OOC Modern Type Currenlly Used By US), conventional warheads. Timeis of the essence as our supply is quickly dwindling. Please send the total cost amount and delivery options and schedule. (OOC no smart asses I will not pay to have cruise missiles fired at me).
Please Contact:
The Office of General Budlight
ATTN: Joe Nameless, Chief Of Staff
1 Defense Parkay
Capitalia, Rezlas E1A2T3M4E5
Drunken FratBoy Island
03-03-2005, 01:34
I decry any nation who would supply these WMD's to Rezlasia! Those cruise missles are being used to kill innocent civilians in my small, peaceful, island nation! I call out to the international community to impose a moratorium on supplying Rezlasia with weapons!
El Presidente Esteban Wilhelmsen
The Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island
Lachenburg
03-03-2005, 01:50
The Confederacy shall gladly provide you with 200 Ground-Launched Short and Medium-Ranged Cruise Missiles, equipped with 500 lb conventional explosives and the launch devices required to deploy these tactical assets. The total cost for this offer will be 300 million USD and must be wired to the Lachenburgian Banking before the shipment of these items can be made.
Regards,
Francias Apletion
Directeur de Défense
Confédération Unie de Lachenburg
We are willing to sell 10,000 American-designed BGM-109 Tomahawk cruise missiles for $590,000 each, 5.9b dollars total.
If you have them in inventory I will purchase immediately. I will send cargo planes to pick them up. Time is of the essence.
We do have them in our inventory, we are a world leading weapons exporter. We hope you find they are crafted with chellian expertise and experience, and wish you well in your endevors.