I Am Watching You declares war on Tocrowkia
I Am Watching You
03-03-2005, 00:05
Following years of opression by the tyrannical government of Lord Healy,
the more millitant faction of the "Free I.A.W.Y." looked abroad for arms supplies. The purpose - to get more arms for the it's 20,000 strong Peoples Liberation Army. Taking advantage of this situation, I.A.W.Y.'s larger neighbour Wadahellutakinaboot offered to aid the P.L.A.. Even with the 12000 SKL assault rifles smuggled successfully by the P.L.A. from their neighbour, it would be no easy task to overthrow Lord Healy and the 80,000 well trained and equipped men of the Locust Division Royal Guard (L.D.R.G.).
After the first week of fighting, the rest of the populus rallied behind the P.L.A. due to Lord Healy's massacre of so called "rebel friendly" villages of northern I.A.W.Y.. The L.D.R.G., though loyal to Healy, have been disallusioned by the mass murder of civillians in this once prosporous area and their resolve began to crumble.
Wadahellutakinaboot's Army Council Of Elders decided to move the army in direct support of the P.L.A.. After three more weeks of fighting, the L.D.R.G. crumbled under the might of Wadahell's modern army and air force and Lord Healy was hanged without trial.
I.A.W.Y. suffered greatly with the cities of Healistov and Vlodistod being decimated and over 2,000,000 people dead or missing.
The new government headed by chairman Jiramen is extremely pro Wadahell.
The Minister for Defence made this announcement two months ago
"Following months of conference between us and our ally Wadahellutakinaboot we have decided to invade The Divine Empire of Tocrowkia. We have our 350,000 strong Peoples Libetation Army in training at this moment and have gotten written confirmation form our ally that he will escort our small transport navy and also send his 314th 317th infantry divisions in support"
Today the armada set sail from the port of Ckackastad to the hostile shores of the Divine Empire.
In a private conference with the Defence Minister, the fleet admiral said
"We are expexting casualties but we will make it through. We have recieved promise from the Wadahell Air Force that they will
use their newly developed sub-orbital transports to create havoc behind the lines."
Quiblechistan
03-03-2005, 00:35
On behalf of the nations in the "No War" pact of the Isle Of Uneasyness, I wish to announce that we are hereby suspending all oil trade with the nations of I Am Waitching You and Wadahellutakinaboot
Tocrowkia
03-03-2005, 00:39
OOC: So everyone knows, I think this is suppose to be a practive war for this guy, nothing serious. It can be considered OOC or something.
Tocrowkian Ministry of Defense
"Sir, some pipsqueek nation just declared war on us!"
"O RLY?!?!?!"
"Yes sar."
"Mobilize the 1st army, then."
"Yes sar."
"Now lets get back to watching that cricket game..."
I Am Watching You
03-03-2005, 12:03
Peoples Liberation Army
Size: 350,000
Organisation: 20 Infantry divisions of 10,000 men
3 Medical batallions of 700 men
2 Engineer batallions of 1,000 men
4 Mechinised Corp of 3,000 men
11 Reserve divisions of 7,000 men
15 Supply batallions of 9,000 men
Special Attack (Kamakazi) corp of 1,600 men
The Imperial Navy
03-03-2005, 12:37
The Empire has no interest in Petty Squabbles.
OOC: Nice to see realistic numbers. Nice work.
Maldaathi
03-03-2005, 13:15
"Emperor Lukav, I Am Watching You has declared war on Tocrowkia. The Elders have advised that we side with Tocrowkia to help along our efforts against Malgeria."
The Emperor spun his chair around from the beautifully scenic view to his aide.
"And have a Non-Aggression Pact? Yes, I believe the Elders come in handy again. Send a official statement to Tocrowkia."
"Yes my Emperor."
The aide put both of his hands inside the arms of his robes and bowed to Kuroi Lukav.
"It shall be done."
The aide rushed out of the room and sent the following to the nation of Tocrowkia.
Official Statement from Maldaathi
Tocrowkia after careful deliberation with the Maldathian Elders our great nation has decided to come to your nations aid in exchange for a Non-Aggression Pact in the Malgerian Warfront. We await your response cordially.
Tocrowkia
03-03-2005, 21:10
"Alright, we accept."
Tocrowkian 1st army
Total men: 400,000
1st Army Group: 150,000 Men
2nd Army Group: 100,000 Men
1st Assairs Guard Corps: 50,000
Riders of Assair 1st Tank Division: 350 Tanks + 10,00(some in reserve) Drivers/Operators/Gunners
"Alright, we accept."
Tocrowkian 1st army
Total men: 400,000
1st Army Group: 150,000 Men
2nd Army Group: 100,000 Men
1st Assairs Guard Platoon: 50,000
Riders of Assair 1st Tank Division: 3,000 Tanks + 10,00 Drivers/Operators/Gunners
Right... Here's some hints. First, no armoured division should have more than, say 500 Tanks, and that's being liberal. 3.000 is way out of context. Secondly, your "Guard Platoon" should be called a Corps in order to avoid confusion. Platoons are typically 30-60 men.
Tocrowkia
04-03-2005, 05:29
Right... Here's some hints. First, no armoured division should have more than, say 500 Tanks, and that's being liberal. 3.000 is way out of context. Secondly, your "Guard Platoon" should be called a Corps in order to avoid confusion. Platoons are typically 30-60 men.
If I had wanted you're advice, I would have asked for it. ;)
The Dictatorship of Kroando
After extensive talks with the board of Capitalistic Economics, I Jonothan Ceaser, dictator of Kroando have decided to pledge support to I.A.W.Y.. As of yet, the number of infantry and tanks to be used in this cause is unknown, but our generals assure us it will be a significant force.
Maldaathi
04-03-2005, 07:09
IC:
Tocrowkia we will be sending a classified amount of troops and veichles to your nation to help setup defences and deploy our force. And did you accept our non-aggression pact in the Malgerian War?
Tocrowkia
04-03-2005, 07:17
Yes.
Secret Communique to IAWY:
Chellis is willing to support the IAWY cause with weapons, equipment, monetary support, and training. We can also get you in contact with mercenary groups that we are...officially, anyways, unaffiliated with. Just ask what you need, and we shall try to provide.
Spackmanistan
04-03-2005, 09:09
Right... Here's some hints. First, no armoured division should have more than, say 500 Tanks, and that's being liberal. 3.000 is way out of context. Secondly, your "Guard Platoon" should be called a Corps in order to avoid confusion. Platoons are typically 30-60 men.
actually, a platoon is around twenty men. 30-60 would be enough for a couple of platoons, or perhaps a very small company
The Resi Corporation
04-03-2005, 09:18
On behalf of the nations in the "No War" pact of the Isle Of Uneasyness, I wish to announce that we are hereby suspending all oil trade with the nations of I Am Waitching You and Wadahellutakinaboot
((OOC: Big mistake, friend.))
IC:
Official Communique from the Resi Corporation to the Respected potentates of I Am Watching You and Wadahellutakinaboot:
We have heard you have come acrossed a bit of an oil crisis, and think we can help. For just $90 a barrel, we can sell you premium-grade synthetic oil that functions even better than regular oil and is 250% more refined than your avarage supply source. Resian SynthOil is cheaper, better-working, and higher quality than your avarage nation's oil.
So how about we sign a contract? We'll happily provide you with the oil you need to continue this war.
[signed]
Angellica Kradii, Secretary to the CEO
The Resi Corporation
actually, a platoon is around twenty men. 30-60 would be enough for a couple of platoons, or perhaps a very small company
OOC: Actually, a platoon is usually a bit above 100 men. A squad is 9-12, and a fireteam is 4 or so, and a platoon is a number of squads,where a number of platoons make up a company.
IC: To IAWY:
We must retract our offer for now, we apologize.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 09:39
As we are a member of Tocrowkia's umbrella of defense, it would be only right for us to aid them in their time of need. We declare war on I am watching You!
Maldaathi
04-03-2005, 13:15
actually, a platoon is around twenty men. 30-60 would be enough for a couple of platoons, or perhaps a very small company
Actually Spackmanistan you are incorrect aswell. A platoon in the American army is 16-44 troops. So says http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/l/blchancommand.htm
It is what I use for organisation
Maldaathi
04-03-2005, 13:19
Tree Hugging Lesbians/Tocrowkia I suggest we form a permanent alliance?
No_State_At_All
04-03-2005, 14:52
Actually Spackmanistan you are incorrect aswell. A platoon in the American army is 16-44 troops. So says http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/l/blchancommand.htm
It is what I use for organisation
OOC:Ever heard of the wonderful thing called the royal army?
i think thats where his/her unit sizes came from.
Anyway, an player can use the same names for a different size unit if they want.
Maldaathi
04-03-2005, 19:41
No state dont get angry at me.
Tocrowkia
04-03-2005, 20:16
Tree Hugging Lesbians/Tocrowkia I suggest we form a permanent alliance?
Are you talking to both of us, or one of us? We're both diffrent people, diffrent accounts though.
And yes, sure.
Shazbotdom
04-03-2005, 20:37
To: Nations Involved
From: The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom is currently in open conflict against Nazi Nations in Europe. We currently have the majority of our armed forces dispatched to that region. Our reserve forces have been called up for national defence just in case the Nazi's try to attack us. So we recret to inform you that we cannot in any way help either side in this conflict until our current campaign is over. The Empire is with those who fight for their freedom though.
Signed,
Emporer Shaz Bot
The Resi Corporation
05-03-2005, 00:26
Official Communique from the Resi Corporation to the Respected potentates of I Am Watching You and Wadahellutakinaboot:
We have heard you have come acrossed a bit of an oil crisis, and think we can help. For just $90 a barrel, we can sell you premium-grade synthetic oil that functions even better than regular oil and is 250% more refined than your avarage supply source. Resian SynthOil is cheaper, better-working, and higher quality than your avarage nation's oil.
So how about we sign a contract? We'll happily provide you with the oil you need to continue this war.
[signed]
Angellica Kradii, Secretary to the CEO
The Resi Corporation
*ahem*
Maldaathi
05-03-2005, 02:00
THought you were the same so I was talking to both of you.
No_State_At_All
07-03-2005, 12:02
No state dont get angry at me.
Thats not me being angry, thats me taking the mick. ;)
Maldaathi
08-03-2005, 11:57
And your what I call retarded. Its win-win
The Merchant Guilds
08-03-2005, 12:04
Right... Here's some hints. First, no armoured division should have more than, say 500 Tanks, and that's being liberal. 3.000 is way out of context. Secondly, your "Guard Platoon" should be called a Corps in order to avoid confusion. Platoons are typically 30-60 men.
OOC: Sorry for OOC arguement but;
A) It is RP not RL names for certain amounts of troops hold no currency (even in RL actually, since the size of a British 'Army' and 'Division' differs from say the size of a Russian 'Army' and 'Division' (not sure about the later but it did in WWII I can tell you that). For example I use the Roman Legion system (slightly modified for modern warfare) not the Divisional/Corps System of Napleonic fame.
B) You can have more than 500 Tanks in a Tank Division if you want to. There is no law saying you cant.
BUT:
Tocrowikia keep the numbers a little more realistic in terms of what you can support and what you would commit to such a war. Thousands of tanks is a big commitment.
No_State_At_All
08-03-2005, 13:10
And your what I call retarded. Its win-win
OOC:Was that in IC?
If it was, youve got yourself a war and if not, i thought there were no personal insults allowed on this forum?
Maldaathi
08-03-2005, 13:10
OOC: Think this thread died
Maldaathi
09-03-2005, 12:21
Whatever No State.
No_State_At_All
09-03-2005, 15:33
OOC: if you dont put that your post is OOC, you are acting IC, and thats calling an entire nation retarded. now unless you like wars, shut it.
Shazbotdom
09-03-2005, 21:43
OOC:
Too much OOC Flaming killed this thread. I suggest trying to start a new thread and keep the flaming to a minimum. That might kick the war up a notch.
The Moravian Counties
09-03-2005, 22:02
Declaration of Neutrality
16 Counts of Moravia have all decided neutrality in this conflict. The Last Count has declared in favor of Tocrowkia. Therefore, we officially declare neutrality.
The Counts
Note: The Chancellor has not been informed of this.
Alexonium
09-03-2005, 22:14
Perhaps if everyone simply smpked some fine Alexonium hand-rolled blunts you guys can cool your jets, listen to some Bob Marley, and get stoned as hell in the process.
No_State_At_All
10-03-2005, 11:58
Hmm.
Alexonium, how much do those go for by the million?
I Am Watching You
13-03-2005, 03:39
Peoples Liberation Army
Size: 350,000
Organisation: 20 Infantry divisions of 10,000 men
3 Medical batallions of 700 men
2 Engineer batallions of 1,000 men
4 Mechinised Corp of 3,000 men
11 Reserve divisions of 7,000 men
15 Supply batallions of 9,000 men
Special Attack (Kamakazi) corp of 1,600 men
Armed with
AKSU 74 assault rifles
Takorev handguns
GPMGs
120mm Morters
AA/AT missiles
Towed AA/Artillary guns
Transport
Zil 131 Trucks
Gaz-69 Jeeps
BTR-60PB APCs for Mech corps
Wadahell forces under I.A.W.Y. Command
Size:170,000 men
4 Mechinised Infantry divisions 10000 men each with BMP-2 tracked APCs
1 Mechinised Engineer Corps 7000 men with BMP-2 tracked APCs
10 Tank divisions 1500 men each with T-72 tanks and support inf in BMP-2s
1 Mechinised Artillary battery 8000 men with BM-27 MLRS and Type-63 AA
Infantry armed with same weapons as PLA
Peoples Liberation Navy
Size: 13000 men 600 aircrew
78 ships
1 Kuznetsov Fleet carrier leased from Wadahell 2000 men
airwing: 30 Su-27 fighters and Ka271/Ka29 helicopters 600 aircrew
2 Slava Missile Criusers leased from Wadahell 600 men each
3 Luhu Destroyers 130 men each
5 Kong AA Destroyers 2 leased from Wadahell 310 men each
10 Koni Frigates 110 men each
7 Nareusan Frigates leased from Wadahell 110 men each
50 Transport/supply ships 35 leased from Wadahell 100 men each
Peoples Liberation Army Air Force
Size: 7700 aircrew
10000 groundcrew
400 Il 2 transports
3000 Mig 29 Air Superiority fighters
150 Mig 31 Interceptors
100 Bear bombers
100 Tu-22m Backfire bombers
100 Su-27 Flanker fighters
No_State_At_All
14-03-2005, 14:13
OOC: Yeah, thread died. *looks for threads with posts by maldaathi to smite him in* :sniper: