Jeruselem
02-03-2005, 14:29
Fox News HQ, Jerusalem city
Two men in stylish black jackets and generally wearing black approach the Fox New receptionist. They looked like special police but were not.
"Good morning. We would like to speak to your manager please. We are from the Inquisition Occult investigation group. I'm Inquisitor Robert and this is Inquisitor Jones. I can't tell you about our subject matter is it is confidential, but we must see your manager." they introduced themselves.
"I'm sorry, Rupert Smith is out of town and does not want to be interrupted" the receptionist tried to fend them off.
Robert replied "His car is parked on 2nd level on your car park. We don't fall for the old THE BOSS IS AWAY line.".
The receptionist tried again "Someone else it using his car while he is away, sir".
"Well, considering he arrived at work at 730 AM today, we don't want any more excuses. We have Royal authority to pursue this matter." Robert rebuffed.
The receptionist didn't know what to do. Four security guards approached them and one growled "You must leave now!". Robert and Jones looke at them and Jones warned "We have the authority under feudal law. Jeruselem is not a democracy. All we ask is to talk to your boss about some of his clients. We are not going to arrest him or harm him"
The guards growled "You must leave!" and tried to grab them. This proved pointless as they easily beat of the attacks and threw the guards into the lift and sent them to the top floor. They straightened their jackets and asked "Can we see him now?".
A car left the car park at high speed away from the building and tried to get away. A female Inquisitor dressed as parking inspector calmly drew out her MP5 and blew the tires off the car. The car crashed into a parking lot. She walked over and cuffed the executive. "Well, you don't have give yourself away so blatantly do you?" she smiled. He moaned and said "I knew shouldn't have panicked when your friends came over."
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Jeruselem Government News
Fox news executive arrested
Fox news executive Rupert Smith was arrested today for association with the Free Masons. Two members of Inquisition had arrived at Fox New HQ for prelimary investigations when they were obstructed by Fox News security. Rupert attempted to escape in his car but undercover agents foiled his hasty attempt.
Fox news would not comment about the matter and said less about Rupert's background. It is JGN's understanding he has been allowing occult groups to use local Fox News facilities to recruit members using paid ads as posing pseudo-Christian organisations. Fox would not comment about this allergation either, but it many occult groups have been found to be paying Fox for ads after investigations of their transactions.
JGN will not reveal where Rupert is being held to security laws. Fox news's licence as a broadcaster will now be reviewed by the Trinity Media Tribunal. It is known their anti-semitic views have placed their licence under threat in the past.
Two men in stylish black jackets and generally wearing black approach the Fox New receptionist. They looked like special police but were not.
"Good morning. We would like to speak to your manager please. We are from the Inquisition Occult investigation group. I'm Inquisitor Robert and this is Inquisitor Jones. I can't tell you about our subject matter is it is confidential, but we must see your manager." they introduced themselves.
"I'm sorry, Rupert Smith is out of town and does not want to be interrupted" the receptionist tried to fend them off.
Robert replied "His car is parked on 2nd level on your car park. We don't fall for the old THE BOSS IS AWAY line.".
The receptionist tried again "Someone else it using his car while he is away, sir".
"Well, considering he arrived at work at 730 AM today, we don't want any more excuses. We have Royal authority to pursue this matter." Robert rebuffed.
The receptionist didn't know what to do. Four security guards approached them and one growled "You must leave now!". Robert and Jones looke at them and Jones warned "We have the authority under feudal law. Jeruselem is not a democracy. All we ask is to talk to your boss about some of his clients. We are not going to arrest him or harm him"
The guards growled "You must leave!" and tried to grab them. This proved pointless as they easily beat of the attacks and threw the guards into the lift and sent them to the top floor. They straightened their jackets and asked "Can we see him now?".
A car left the car park at high speed away from the building and tried to get away. A female Inquisitor dressed as parking inspector calmly drew out her MP5 and blew the tires off the car. The car crashed into a parking lot. She walked over and cuffed the executive. "Well, you don't have give yourself away so blatantly do you?" she smiled. He moaned and said "I knew shouldn't have panicked when your friends came over."
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Jeruselem Government News
Fox news executive arrested
Fox news executive Rupert Smith was arrested today for association with the Free Masons. Two members of Inquisition had arrived at Fox New HQ for prelimary investigations when they were obstructed by Fox News security. Rupert attempted to escape in his car but undercover agents foiled his hasty attempt.
Fox news would not comment about the matter and said less about Rupert's background. It is JGN's understanding he has been allowing occult groups to use local Fox News facilities to recruit members using paid ads as posing pseudo-Christian organisations. Fox would not comment about this allergation either, but it many occult groups have been found to be paying Fox for ads after investigations of their transactions.
JGN will not reveal where Rupert is being held to security laws. Fox news's licence as a broadcaster will now be reviewed by the Trinity Media Tribunal. It is known their anti-semitic views have placed their licence under threat in the past.