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Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians Would like a Royal Marriage

Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:02
(seeing as everyone else is doing it...)


Our beautiful Queen Alexandria has decided that instead of marrying a Tree Hugging Lesbian citizen, a suitable Royal Marriage between her nation, and another would be better, as Tree Hugging Nations is a new nation, and we need allies. The Queen awaits any bridal proposals.
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:04
all of our old sweting men are will.... hmmm I guess some of our more respetible men would too.
Dryniar
02-03-2005, 07:04
The Almighty Grunstag Darkaxe would list his name here were he not already betrothed to a lovely young lady of Drynarian descent. We wish you the best of luck in your search.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:07
Ahem, perhaps we should have defined it clearer. The Queen is not seeking a husband.
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:08
ah I understand well I guess our sweaty old women (the lez kind) are just as willing.
Dryniar
02-03-2005, 07:11
Ahem, perhaps we should have defined it clearer. The Queen is not seeking a husband.

Ever so sorry, merely habit, no offense meant. (ooc: also I am tired as hell right now so yeah...)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:19
We have taken no offense.


We are still waiting for any offers.
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:21
Ah well one of our Female Pladein knights would like to take you up on your offer

Here is a pic of her in Cermonral Dress


http://ickypoo.com/sllabecaps/Portrait.jpg
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:25
We were thinking something more along the lines of a princess, but if nothing else, the queen will accept this offer.
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:26
Sorry No Royity in Sllabecaps.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:29
Well, as Polygamy is legal in Tree Hugging Lesbians, the Queen accepts you're offer. What is the name of the lady she will be marrying?
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:31
Her Name is Jessy Derhram
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 07:36
Exellent. So when would she like the marriage to take place?
Sllabecaps
02-03-2005, 07:37
In 2 weeks she would like.

OOC Tomorow all be on by about 5 PST

Contact me VIA an IM if you need detales all be on for 30 mins more
Vastiva
02-03-2005, 08:49
Ab-shalom and greetings;

Vastiva would like to discuss a mutually satisfying contract to be concluded between our nations, involving your offer, though we would add it need not (and most likely would preferably not be) your Queen who takes part in this contractual obligation between our nations.

We would note we are an older nation, with many reasons for your nation to most seriously consider our offer.

If this meets with your approval, please communicate by any means - perhaps a telegram with a means of carrying out a diplomatic dialogue?

Go in Peace,

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 09:35
Ab-shalom and greetings;

Vastiva would like to discuss a mutually satisfying contract to be concluded between our nations, involving your offer, though we would add it need not (and most likely would preferably not be) your Queen who takes part in this contractual obligation between our nations.

We would note we are an older nation, with many reasons for your nation to most seriously consider our offer.

If this meets with your approval, please communicate by any means - perhaps a telegram with a means of carrying out a diplomatic dialogue?

Go in Peace,

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva


What kind of contract are we talking about here?
Krowemoh
02-03-2005, 10:09
http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX///Comm-Relay-Station.jpg
Krowemohian Communication Relay Space Station, "Cori's Gift"
[Secret IC]

Being a Communication Relay station, Cori's Gift sifted through a lot of otherwise junk transmissions from Earth. Of course, all of it had to be overviewed, to ensure that diplomatic possibilities, if and when they presented themselves, were correctly relayed to Planet Krowemoh.

The neko sighed to himself, as he sifted through litterally thousands of transmissions in any given day, often ranging from threats of nuclear war, to badly pronounced declarations of independence. But of course, gems did show up.

Reading over the transmission from a nation calling itself 'Tree-Hugging Lesbians,' the male neko jolted forwarded in his seat, double reading to ensure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him. A wide grin began to play across his face, as he leaned back to call to his shift partner. "Hey! How would you like to marry an Earth Queen?" He said.

To which the blue haired catgirl blinked several times, as if trying to determine if her coworker was serious. "Umh... Marry... A Queen? Is this some kind of joke?"

"No no! Check it out!" He pulled up the file, and transfered it to her console. Her face went from bored to massive disbelief in two seconds flat.

"What in Goddess Cori's name is this?" She asked, not really expecting an answer.

She got one anyways. "A chance off of this hellhole of a station! C'mon! It'll be great! I can charter one of our Ultor Corp VIP Shuttles, forged the neccassary documents, and bada bing! You're a young Princess, looking to help forge a relation between your nation of Krowemoh and this fledgling nation."

"Umh. One small problem, jack. I like guys."

"Ahh, details, smetails. She's a Queen. It's not like you'll have to do it any time. Royalty is always FAAAR too busy running their country for much of a love life."

"I take it you'd tag along?" She inquired.

"Sure. Every Princess needs a knight in shiny armor."

"... Well, how sure are you that you can pull this off?" The catgirl finally gave in.

"Baby, you're talking to the pro, here!" And so, he sent to work...

~~~~~~


To: Queen Alexandria of Tree Hugging Lesbians
From: Sir Glenn, aide to Princess Nadia of Planet Jun
Subject: Re: Royal Marriage Proposal

Greetings. I am Glenn Ashcraft, Princess Nadia Mew's personal aide. After carefully reviewing your request, we, the ruling body of Planet Jun, colony world under the rule of the glorious Coporate Empire of Krowemoh, have decided to accept your proposal.
Princess Nadia isn't heir to the throne of Jun, so her absence from Jun will not have any political affect.
Being Princess Nadia's Honor Knight and personal Aide, I shall be accompanying her to your nation, to attend the wedding ceramony, and remain her aide, as is my life duty to her.
You should be aware, that Krowemoh is a nation conspired entirely of Nekos, or cat people. We have human like bodies, but feature feline ears, tails, and eyes.
With best wishes, we await your reply.

Sir Glenn Ashcraft

The catgirl looked over the transmissions. "Why Nadia Mew? Why not my real name, Janis Lin?"

"Lin doesn't sound very royalty-ish. Besides, their really was a Royal Mew family, and it ran Krowemoh before the Corporations took over. And I think one of the daughters was named Nadia? Well, anyways, you're based off a real person. Now, all we have to do is find you some princess clothes, maybe I'll snag some Marine's uniform, and we're set!" With that, he pressed the transmit button...


((OOC: I look forward to your reaction. lol Remember, everything besides the transmission is Secret IC. Meaning unless you were there, you don't know it's happening. This could lead to an on-going, anime style Character RP, if you'd like. :D Later. G2G for now.))
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 10:45
Queen Alexandria accepts gladly accepts this offer!
The Merchant Guilds
02-03-2005, 11:02
IC:

The Princess Cleopatra Augusta has expressed an interest in meeting the Queen.

Despite the obvious religious objections raised by the Church and her Father we are happy to announce she will come as she wishes to see what the Queen has to offer her.

-Some lowly Guild Bureaucrat since nobody else wanted to write some heretical words

OOC: If you look in my fact book (Sig) you'll find a picture and profile of the Princess.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 11:09
IC:

The Princess Cleopatra Augusta has expressed an interest in meeting the Queen.

Despite the obvious religious objections raised by the Church and her Father we are happy to announce she will come as she wishes to see what the Queen has to offer her.

-Some lowly Guild Bureaucrat since nobody else wanted to write some heretical words

OOC: If you look in my fact book (Sig) you'll find a picture and profile of the Princess.


Good, good. When would the Princess like to come?
The Merchant Guilds
02-03-2005, 11:25
IC:

As soon as the Queen would wish her to come to see her.

-A slightly higher ranking Guild Bureaucrat
Krowemoh
02-03-2005, 12:52
((OOC: To see what happened just prior to this transmission, see HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8335673#post8335673). :D))


To: Queen Alexandria of Tree Hugging Lesbians
From: Sir Glenn, aide to Princess Nadia of Planet Jun
Subject: Re: Royal Marriage Proposal

We are most pleased to hear this. The Princess has some things she must attend to first on her planet, and then we shall arrive, for the marriage ceramony.
Expect our arrival by the month's end.
Attached is a file image of Princess Nadia, during last year's Mid-Summer Startica Festival on Jun.
May you walk on warm sands.

Sir Glenn Ashcraft

P.S. Please forgive the advirtsements. It's standard issued for the Virus Scanner software.

-- JPEG ATTACHMENT - CLICK TO OPEN (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX//Janis-Lin.jpg) This attachment has been certified Virus Free by Vector Virus Scanner, another great product from Vector Industries!
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Janis's cheeks were now a bright beet red. "I can't believe you used that picture!"

Glenn grinned. "Well, what can I say? I'm good. C'mon, we got a VIP Shuttle to Earth to catch."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 21:09
The Queen looks forward to her arrival greatly.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 21:59
Another letter is also sent in reply.

Also, Alexandria is happy to inform Nadia she will be able to put off goverment matters for a few days so the Queen will be able to give Nadia her full attention.

-Some Random Aid
Alavania
02-03-2005, 22:26
From his deep dark chamber miles beneath the ground in the capital of Alavania City, surrounded by the top leaders of his secret spy society, the psychotic dictator of Alavania says:

"Get a webcam in that chick's bedchamber. NOW."

"Yes, mein fuhrer!"
MassPwnage
02-03-2005, 22:28
From his deep dark chamber miles beneath the ground in the capital of Alavania City, surrounded by the top leaders of his secret spy society, the psychotic dictator of Alavania says:

"Get a webcam in that chick's bedchamber. NOW."

"Yes, mein fuhrer!"


ooc: LMAO, pure fucking gold man.

"Hell, how much for the footage?"-The Great Leader Li.
Alavania
02-03-2005, 22:32
An Aide to the Great and Glorious Tiberius Septimus, Psychotic Dictator of Alavania:

"We are not selling this stuff. Do we look crazy? Christ, get your own webcam."
Roman Republic
02-03-2005, 22:33
One of my favoriete Celebrities

http://web.syr.edu/~ssgong/CarmenElectra.jpg

Name: Carmen Electra
Gender: Female
Birthday: April 20, 1972

OCC: Are you an actual lesbian because I think lesbians a hot and better than gay men. This is a point of view from a straight man.
MassPwnage
02-03-2005, 22:33
"Look, we can sell the film to the public and split the profits."-The Great Leader Li.
Alavania
02-03-2005, 22:36
One of my favoriete Celebrities

http://web.syr.edu/~ssgong/CarmenElectra.jpg

Name: Carme Electra
Gender: Female
Birthday: April 20, 1972

OCC: Are you an actual lesbian because I think lesbians a hot and better than gay men. This is a point of view from a straight man.

OOC: She is, I believe. ;)

The August Tiberius Septimus himself deigns fit to reply:

"The public is not worthy."

After a long pause,

"Wait, how much $$$ are we talking here?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 22:36
Unfortunatly, the spy was caught and had his other head cut off, and was kicked out of the nation.


Also, Our Queen accepts the offer of Carme Electra.
Alavania
02-03-2005, 22:44
Tiberius Septimus:

"NUKE THE BITCH!"

"Erm, sir, if you nuke her, you won't be able to get footage of hot lesbian sex ..."

"Darn."

"And you just offered an alliance in that other topic, too."

"Darn again. Oh well. Send my daughter. And, you know, maybe try putting one of those microscopic cameras in her mouth or something."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
02-03-2005, 23:21
Aye, what is you're Daughters name?
Alavania
02-03-2005, 23:29
Tiberius Septimus I blinks and turns to one of his aides.

"What is my daughter's name?"

The aide pauses. "Erm. Don't you remember?"

"No, I had nothing to do with her after she demanded ice cream when she was six."

"Well, sir, I don't have anything about her name now..."

"OK, whatever. I now dub her ... Chicky. Ship her to that Queen. And don't forget the camera."

"Yes, mein fuhrer!"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 00:44
IC:

As soon as the Queen would wish her to come to see her.

-A slightly higher ranking Guild Bureaucrat

The Queen would like to see her next week. (NS weeks, that is)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 03:54
Bump to wait for replies. :headbang:
Vastiva
03-03-2005, 04:35
OOC: See TGs
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 04:36
OOC: What? 0_o
Sllabecaps
03-03-2005, 04:37
OOC Telegrams
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 04:37
A message is left on the desk of the queen's secretary, on perfect looking parchment. Written in beautiful caligraphy is the message.:

Princess Niciala of The Kingdom of The Faelands is interested in meeting the Queen. There is, included, a picture of the princess. She is a somewhat pensive girl of only 73, who deligts in poetry, painting, and other arts.
Please write a reply on the back of this sheet, and it will be picked up in the morning.

Also enclosed in the note is a picture of the princess. It looks like a photograph, though it is on parchment.
http://www.iuploads.com/uploads/643506a409.png (http://www.iuploads.com)
(edit: I enlarged the picture.)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 04:50
The Queen would be glad to meet with Princess Niciala
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 05:18
That evening, another piece of parchment appears. Written on it is one simple word.

When?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 05:27
Right now?
Vastiva
03-03-2005, 05:33
OOC: Have a good read of your nations Telegrams. Thank you.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 05:35
When the queen looks away for a moment, you hear a light rapping at your window. When she looks back, the parchment is gone, and a very small girl is sitting on the sill of an open window by the desk. She is wearing a shimmering green dress, and looking at you with interest. a pair of gossamer wings sprout from her back. She is the size of a childs doll, and very beautiful. She seems to be waiting for the queen to invite her in.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 05:38
"Interesting. Come on in." Says the Queen.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 05:45
"thank you." she says, and with a flap of her wings, rises to her feet, and steps to the inside of the windowsill. "You must be Queen Alexandria." She curtsies perfectly. "It is a great pleasure to meet you."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 05:46
Alexandria returned the curtsy. "Yes, I am Queen Alexandria. I presume you are Princess Niciala? You are very pretty."
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 05:49
She nods. "Again, thank you. And yes, I am Niciala." then, after a moment to take the queen in fully. "You are a very beautiful woman yourself." A very slight smile comes to her lips.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 05:52
"Thank you." She responded. "So, why is it exactly you were interested in meeting me?"
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 06:02
"well... " she looks down, a bit shy, and then looks back up, meeting the Alexandria's eyes. "I wrote a poem about you, five years ago, though I didn't know it was you yet. Do you understand what I mean?"

(Ooc: Maybe you could give Alexandria's description so I can compose the poem?)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 06:05
OOC: Well, she is reddish-brown hair, green eyes, thin figure, is about 5'8, and is 25 years of age.

IC: "I see. I know what you mean, and thats very interesting. I'd like to hear the poem."
The Wraith Hive
03-03-2005, 06:06
The Wraith would like to send our lovely Old Keper (http://www.gateworld.net/omnipedia/characters/k/graphics/keeper.jpg)

Look at her, isn't she gorgeous!?

She is of royal blood and holds much power.

Plus, she will easily help us exterminate your race...

...

...I mean...exterminate the fast-pace of planning for the Wedding.

Yes...that's it...fast-pace...
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 06:53
"Alright, here it is."
She begins speaking the poem in an even tone, the words coming effortlessly, as if written on her very soul

"Slender lady of auburn tresses
eyes that pierce the darkest gloom
clothed in only the finest dresses
dancing and laughing beneath the moon
her strength belies her gentle nature
ready for war, though searching for peace
and though I try to stop this feverish temper
the pulse through my wrists, in my head, will not cease."

She flicks her wings, and then hovers up to eye level. Her dress flows about her legs, making them seem not there at all, and making her seem not at all like an earthly being.
She continues.

"Stunning sovereign of wild reaches
verdant forests and fruitful plains
and yet when all these things have ended
so much of her beauty still remains
her smile dims the midnight moon
her tender hands hold up the sky
and If I could only be with her forever
I do not think I would need wings to fly."

(ooc: okay, where Cyrian space is up there is where this one goes.)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 06:55
Alexandria slightly blushed. "That is a very sweet poem." She said.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 06:58
Niciala does a little loop midair to move herself back a bit.
"thank you. I wanted to meet you to know if you were the one the poem describes. I thought you might be when I was watching you from a distance, and I needed to know for sure. I..." a pause, her eyes fall again.
"I hope I'm not going about this wrong..."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:00
"Oh, no, of course not." She replied kindly.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 07:05
The little faerie sighs in some relief, and meet's the Queen's eyes again. "I'm sorry, I've been so frustrated lately, and then this just came along, and... I have to admit, I'm a bit anxious about this."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:06
"Anxious about what?"
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 07:14
"well, just... meeting you, I suppose." Her eyes fall like stones. "I'm afraid i've been a bit of a recluse most of my life, and I... I'm just afraid I'm going to muddle things up, and you won't want to have anything to do with me... I'ts happened before, when my father was trying to have me court some of the noble's son's."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:23
Alexandria smiled. "Dont worry, and dont be afraid. I'm sure thing will turn out just find, you wont muddle things up. And even if you did, I wouldnt care."
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 07:30
Niciala slowly looked up, the anxiety leaving her small, fragile looking body.
"Thank you."
She hovers over to the desk, and stands on it's edge. "Would you mind if I sit here?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:31
"No, go right ahead." She said with a bright smile.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 07:43
She gingerly takes a seat.
"So, could you tell me about your kingdom? What are your people like?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:53
"Well, My people are, as our nations name suggests, all lesbians, and proud of it. We're an all female society, but that doesnt mean we dont respect men, they just have no place in our nation. Of course we find the occasional pervert or two sneaking in, but most of the time we just kick them back out unharmed. Our state religion is Xel'latothian, which is the worship of the goddess Xel'La'toth, but that doesnt mean we dont allow other religions in our nation."
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 07:56
Niciala raises an eyebrow.
"everyone in the kingdom is a lesbian? How do you have children?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 07:57
"International sperm banks, of course."
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 08:12
Niciala nods. "and tell my about this religion, Xel'latothian, you said?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 08:24
"Well, like I said we worship the goddess Xel'La'Toth. The places of worship are much like christian churchs, accept there are no crucifix's and such. And instead of white, the "Holy Color" is green. We've been called heathens for this religon, but ah well."
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 08:38
Niciala smiles.
"It seems we're all heathen's in someone's eyes."
then a sigh.
"There's never been a religion in the faelands. Most of the Faeries tend to think of themselves as their own gods."

(I need to get sleep. We can pick this up later.)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 08:42
"I see, thats quite a shame."

OOC: k.
Draconic Order
03-03-2005, 09:35
((I applaud the rp thus far, especially the well written poem.))
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 20:01
((I applaud the rp thus far, especially the well written poem.))
(ooc: Thanks!)
Niciala nods. "so, what can you tell me about yourself?" She leans forward in interest.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 20:06
"Hmmm, well, what exactly is it you'd like to know?"
Rezlas
03-03-2005, 20:09
The President of the Republic of Rezlas wish to congratulate you on your recent marriage. While lesbianism is strickly limited to our cable channel skinemax, our mens magazinels like "Girls who Munch Carpet" and of course our pleasure centers, we are very happy for both of you. Please accept the enclosed gold plated strap ons as a wedding gift.

We'd love to have you on one of our new TV reality shows on Skinemax
Alavania
03-03-2005, 20:10
Deep, deep beneath the shiny steel and flashing neon lights of Alavania City, many miles beneath the black strips of asphalt roads, sits Holy Emperor Tiberius Septimus I. He has recently renamed his nation back to its old and glorious and very, very arrogant name. But he kept the flag. The flag is nifty.

"Holy shit," he says, in a very calm and clear voice, sitting in the darkness. "A fairy."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 20:41
The President of the Republic of Rezlas wish to congratulate you on your recent marriage. While lesbianism is strickly limited to our cable channel skinemax, our mens magazinels like "Girls who Munch Carpet" and of course our pleasure centers, we are very happy for both of you. Please accept the enclosed gold plated strap ons as a wedding gift.

We'd love to have you on one of our new TV reality shows on Skinemax


The Queen thanks you for the gift, but will have to turn down you're TV show offer.
Roman Republic
03-03-2005, 21:40
Actually. I mispelled Carmen Electra. So I fixed it. She will arrive in 2 days.
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 22:19
Deep, deep beneath the shiny steel and flashing neon lights of Alavania City, many miles beneath the black strips of asphalt roads, sits Holy Emperor Tiberius Septimus I. He has recently renamed his nation back to its old and glorious and very, very arrogant name. But he kept the flag. The flag is nifty.

"Holy shit," he says, in a very calm and clear voice, sitting in the darkness. "A fairy."
(ooc:being that this isn't televised, and the only communication used is the dropping of messages on peices of parchment using magic, you probably shouldn't know about her.)

"well, what do you do as queen, what was your family like, that sort of thing... I mean, if it's too personal you don't have to tell me, but I'd like to know."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 22:34
"Well, as Queen, I get to do all the boring stuff, like tax managment, goverment spending, and public relations stuff. Not anything to exciting. My parents were, in my opinion at least, the best parents in the world. They were loving, kind, generous, everything you would want out of parents. I could not imagine what it would be like with diffrent parents. My favorite color is aqua, and, thats about it. And you're self?"
The Feylands
03-03-2005, 22:52
"Well... " a sigh "My mother was a royal concubine, my father being the king, of course. Faerie women can only procreate once or twice in our lives, so the King tends to 'sow his seeds' if you will. After giving birth to me, my mother became a noblewoman. I met her once, and I really don't want to meet her again. She's worse than the Queen of The Feylands, and she tried to use me to further her own power..." at this point she really starts to spill her guts.
"Father was never around, so I only had my servant girl Gina, and a few other servants to talk to. Everyone else always seemed so... full of themselves, and the few who wern't were either too nervous to talk to a princess or so distant it was frightening. My father kept trying to marry me off, but I always... managed to make such a bad impression none of the nobles wanted me. He even resorted to threats once, to me and the nobles, so I ran away for a while, and he gave up and I came back. I'm not an heir to the throne unless both my older brother and sister die, so really I'm nothing but an ornament, a thing to be had."
a long pause.
"My favorite color is violet, and I like lute music."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 22:56
"I'm so sorry to hear that." Alexandria said. "That sounds really bad. I wish there was something I could do. You're welcome to stay in our nation for as long as you wish, though."
Vzansten
03-03-2005, 23:24
An extremely late and delayed message arrives from the President of the Republic of Vzansten. It is, well, a very boring form letter commending the obvious civil rights the citizens of Tree Hugging Lesbians must enjoy, blahdy blah, regretfully declines any offers of marriage, blah blah, please join the UN, 'cause we're cool!

But, pencilled at the bottom of the letter is a question:

"What do you do if a male child is born?"
-President John K. Williamses
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 23:30
"What do you do if a male child is born?"
-President John K. Williamses


Well, that has yet to happen, for through the will of our Goddess Xel'La'toth, only female, lesbian children our born in our nation. But if a male child were to be born, we would probably put him up for adoption in another nation.
Vzansten
03-03-2005, 23:39
At this, a horde of (female) scientists attempt to peacefully invade the Tree Hugging Lesbians in an attempt to discover the secrets of this phenomenon.

One's explanation was given to the Vzansten Broadcasting Network: "Religion is for hick Americans. We all know that."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
03-03-2005, 23:45
The Scientists are welcome with open arms, and legs. ;)
Vzansten
03-03-2005, 23:53
Most of the offended and outraged scientists leave in a huff, as they would appear to be straight. The condescending host of the radio program ScrU U Bitch, who would probably be in jail if it were not for Vzansten's strict free speech laws, has but one comment.

"What did they expect? Tree Hugging Lesbians. Let's look up 'lesbian' in the dictionary, shall we, delightfully idiotic ones? Hm ... Lesbian: noun: ..."
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 00:14
"It's alright. I don't honestly have much of a right to complain, I suppose. I'm just glad I've found someone to talk to, honestly."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 00:31
Alexandria smiled. "I'm glad you hold me in such a good light, especially sense we just met."
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 03:24
Niciala blushed slightly, and was at a loss for words.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 03:31
"Would you like something to drink?" Alexandria asked sweetly.
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 03:51
Niciala nods. "yes please."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 03:53
"What would you like? Some Tea?"
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 04:15
"Tea would be fine, I like mine with a lot of shugar."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 04:20
The Queen poured the tea and sugar into a cup carefully, the cup was just the right size for the fairy. As they began drinking it, Alexandria asked: "So, what would you like to do after we drink this tea?"
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 04:38
"well, I don't know... What do you want to do?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 04:38
"How does a walk in the gardens sound?"
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 04:41
Niciala smiles. "that sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm sure your gardens are beautiful."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 04:53
The two finished up their tea, and Alexandria put the cups away. "Well, would you like to head to the gardens now?" She asked. The fairy nodded. "Exellent..." She paused, as if thinking carefully about her next words. "Perhaps you'd like to hold my hand, if you could, as I walk you through the gardens?"
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 04:57
a slight giggle, a deep blush, and the faerie rose into the air by the power of her gossamer wings and flew over to the Queen's side. "I... I would like that..." She said, as she gingerly reached her tiny, delicate hand out to Alexandria's
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 05:17
Alexandria smiled, and took Niciala's hand in hers. She led her out the back doors, and into the gardens, which were filled with bright flowers, and several small ponds filled with Goldfish, koi, and other excotic fish.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 05:30
Niciala thoroughly enjoyed herself, at one point feeding the fish by hand while hovering over the pond. She giggled and laughed, and discussed details about her life in The Feylands. She took up perching on Alexandria's shoulder, as they shared the beautiful day.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 05:38
Alexandria throughly enjoyed the time she spent with Niciala, and as dusk began to fade in, she turned to the fairy on her shoulder. "Um, Niciala, I know this is a bit of a sudden question, as we have only know each other for a few hours, but I'd really like to know how you feel about me, so far anyway?"
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 05:55
Niciala calmed down from her excitement, pulling a serious tone about her. She looked Alexandria in the eye. "I really like you. I like spending time with you. I like how you listen to me. You just make me feel... free. And I've never really felt that way before."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 05:59
Alexandria smiled. "I'm glad I make you feel that way." She then noticed what time it was. "Hmm, it's getting late. Are you going to go back home, or are you going to stay here for awhile longer?"
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 06:05
"I'd like to remain in your kingdom, if you'll have me."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 06:07
Alexandria's smile grew even wider. "Are you kidding me? Of course, I'd love to have you!"
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 06:10
Niciala smiled, and blushed a little. "great! where should I stay?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 06:16
"There's a large room next to mine, if you want it. It's practically like it's own house."
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 06:21
"alright. That sounds like a good idea."
(ooc: So, should we sum up the rest of their relationship up until the marriage proposal in a few posts, or continue it on like this?)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 06:25
"alright. That sounds like a good idea."
(ooc: So, should we sum up the rest of their relationship up until the marriage proposal in a few posts, or continue it on like this?)

OOC: A few more posts sounds good, we could always RP more after the wedding or something.

IC: "Good, good. I'm glad you've decided to stay." Alexandria said, as she started stroling back into the palace.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 06:32
(ooc: yeah, being that we've kept this up for two days and like, four pages.)
Princess Niciala spent the next few days at the palace of tree hugging lesbians, until she was summoned away for a time by a fae knight in black armor.
(OOC: Okay, you should probably post what they do over the next few days, and I'll post how she reacts to that.
Also, should there be any "Ravishing" as you put it in the other thread, before the proposal?)
Krowemoh
04-03-2005, 06:38
((OOC: Oh, THL, you might want to keep an eye on THIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8351356#post8351356) thread, being as that will show the progress until Janis/Princess Nadia arrives. Do you want that to be done here, or want one of us to start another RP thread for it?))
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 06:48
((OOC: Oh, THL, you might want to keep an eye on THIS thread, being as that will show the progress until Janis/Princess Nadia arrives. Do you want that to be done here, or want one of us to start another RP thread for it?))

Lets do it here.

Also, should there be any "Ravishing" as you put it in the other thread, before the proposal?

Sure.


IC: Alexandria and Niciala had spent almost every hour together during hte few days. Alexandria gave her a tour throughout the entire nation, famous land marks and such. Alexandria had also taken her to zoo's, muesuems, and other such fun things. She even taken her on a little cruise through a large lake in Tree Hugging Lesbians, Alexandria enjoyed Niciala's presence alot, she was alot of fun!

((ooc: Is she gonna come back for the proposal, or what? do you want to do the proposal, btw?))
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 07:04
(ooc: I think Niciala should propose. so, yeah, I'll do the proposal.)

Princess Niciala had greatly enjoyed the tour of the nation, taking a great deal of interest in Tree Hugging Lesbian culture. Niciala shared many of her poems with Alexandria, and took up to kissing the human woman on the cheek while perched on her shoulder. She got to know people in the kingdom, and many of them liked her.
One morning, Queen Alexandria woke and opened her door to see the Princess conversing with a *very* serious looking fae knight, dressed in jet black armor, a long sword at his side. She turned back, and on seeing her, flew over to her.
"Alexandria, I have to go back to the feylands for a little while to sort some things out. I'll be back in a couple of days, as soon as I can, alright?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:09
Alexandria was sad, really sad, but she put on a smile. "Alright, please hurry back." She said.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 07:18
Niciala was gone for three days. finally, she arrived back, waiting for Alexandria the fourth morning, outside of her bedroom window.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 07:28
Niciala just posed for a second, and then a smile cracked her face. She flew through the window, throwing her tiny arms around Alexandria. "I missed you. A lot."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:29
Alexandria awoke out of a sound sleep, she didnt know why, but she quickly put a robe on and got out of bed. She looked at her window, and a bright smile filled her face. She opened the window. "Niciala! You're back!" She said.


(OOC: This post goes above the one above mine)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:30
Alexandria hugged the fairy gently back. "I missed you to."
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 07:34
After the embrace, Niciala flew over and lighted upon the Queen's windowsill. "I'm sorry I had to be gone so long, but I had to make arrangements for something inportant."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:36
"Yes? and whats that?"
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 07:42
Niciala fell to one knee, raising both her hands in the air. a circle of light grew between her palms, coalescing itself into a ring. And from this circle of light, a ring of intertwined silver and gold bands appeared, with beautiful carvings throughout, and precious stones set in key places. It was dominated by a large diamond. The ring was sized for a human's hand.
"Alexandria, I've been looking for you my entire life, though I've only known it this last five years... You make me happier than anyone else ever has. So, Alexandria, will you please...

...Marry me?"
(ooc: by the way, no she didn't just create the ring right there, she warped it in.)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:43
Alexandria's eyes grew wide, she blushed, and a bright smile filled her face. "Of course, of course I will!" She stuttered through her excitment.
Cyrian space
04-03-2005, 07:47
(ooc: Is she going to take the ring?)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:48
OOC: Oh yeah.

IC: Alexandria took the ring, and slid it onto her finger, admiring it.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 07:54
The faerie rises, hovers, and moves to Alexandria, Kissing her. "I love you. I love you so much..."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 07:57
"I love you, to." Alexandria said, she closed her eyes and gently returned the kiss.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:01
Niciala pressed her cheek against Alexandria's "When, and where, do you think we should have the wedding?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:04
"I really dont know. I suppose we could have it here, if you'd like. I'd like to have it as soon as possible."
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:10
"Wherever you think it would be best... There are a few people I need to be there, but it won't take long to bring them... Just as soon as their here, we can have it."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:11
"Alright, just out of curioisty, who are these people?"
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:19
"well, my father would insist on being there, just out of formality. Then there's my friend Visian, my maidservant Elsia, my other friend, Lannagin... That's really about it, I suppose."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:23
"Alright, how are you going to contact them...Please dont leave, I cant bare to be with out you again..."
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:30
"I can just tell Jorisian to round them up for me. Don't worry, I won't be leaving you for a long time now." Niciala said, clinging to the Queen.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:35
Alexandria's face began to tear up from the shear happiness of the moment. "Thats good to hear, I'm so happy right now..."
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:40
"So am I... I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep until we're married... Oh, I can't wait!"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:47
"You best try to sleep though, love, because after we're married, you wont be getting alot of it. ;)"
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:54
Niciala moved her mouth over to the Queen's ear, and whispered "Are you sure you want to wait until we're mairried?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 08:57
"Absolutely not, infact, I'd prefer not to wait..." Alexandria said, a smile on her face.
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 08:59
"then what are we doing standing here?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
04-03-2005, 09:00
"You tell me..." Alexandria said, already holding her hand and leading her towards the bed...
The Feylands
04-03-2005, 09:06
Frumious activity ensues.

(ooc:..and you should probably make the marriage thread. I have to sleep, so as to not closeley resemble the living dead tomorrow.)
Krowemoh
08-03-2005, 06:07
A month from first Contact...

The Ultor VIP Shuttle sour high into the air, Glenn at the ship's communication system, bouncing their message off a couple satalites to get it to Queen Alexandria of Tree Hugging Lesbians.


To: Queen Alexandria
From: Sir Glenn Ashcraft
Sibject: En route.

Good day, Queen. This is Sir Glenn Ashcraft, Honor Knight to Princess Nadia Mew of Planet Jun, under the rule of the Corporate Empire of Krowemoh.
I apologize for our delays. But finally we are free to arrive for the wedding ceramony. Please provide us with landing coordinates for our vessel to land.

May you walk on warm sands.
-Sir Glenn Ashcraft


"Now, all we gotta do is wait for the reply." He said, leaning back with both hands folded behind his head...
Tree Hugging Lesbians
08-03-2005, 06:16
"Well, just land near the palace. Address is 0790 45670 901.
Krowemoh
08-03-2005, 07:30
With the landing coordinates fresh in hand, the VIP Shuttle reenters Earth's Atmosphere, heading for the Queendom of Tree Hugging Lesbians...


An hour or so later.

The Shuttle lands in a clearing just outside the Palace. At first, the large, blue vessel just sits there, not doing anything except for making an occsional ping sound as the super-heated metal cools. Then, a ramp from the rear portaion of the ship lowers to the ground. Two red suited blonde males step forward, one bears a rifle in present arms position, while the other bears the Flag of Krowemoh.

After the Realians clear the ramp and stand at the bottum of it, Janis steps forward, wearing a beautiful, soft baby blue evening gown, her long brown hair styled up into a bun, a gold and silver tiara adorning her forehead, the crest of the Royal Mew Family imprinted on a Sapphire gemstone placed in the Tiara.

She smiles brightly to all present, moving down the ramp with the grace of a Princess, Glenn right behind her...

((OOC: Your go, THL. :D))
Tree Hugging Lesbians
08-03-2005, 07:32
Alexandria stepped forward. "Princess Janis, I presume?" She asked, taking her hand into hers, and kissing it pilotly.
Krowemoh
08-03-2005, 07:36
Janis tilted her head to one side, "Er. No. Princess Nadia Mew, of Planet Jun." She blinks. Behind her Glenn shook his head.

I'm going to assume that's just a coincidense, cause if she knows Janis isn't really royalty, I'd be better off in the clutches of Captain Mifuna... He thought to himself, mentally bracing to dash back inside the shuttle at the first sign of trouble...


((OOC: Gotta go for now. Will continue perhaps tomorrow.))
Tree Hugging Lesbians
08-03-2005, 07:37
ooc: sorry about that, got confused with the names.
Krowemoh
08-03-2005, 23:39
((OOC: lol It's cool. Don't worry about it, kay? :D To curtail confusion, I'll now refer to Janis as Nadia, okay?))

Nadia smiles warmly, nodding her head slowly in greeting. "You are correct. It's a pleasure to finally meet you."


((OOC2: Drawing up a blank. Sorry for the short post. >_>))
((EDIT: I'm downloading an AMV, so I'll be unavilable for a few hours.))
Tree Hugging Lesbians
09-03-2005, 00:08
"So, um, how are you?" Alexandria asked.
Krowemoh
09-03-2005, 13:08
Nadia giggles, hiding her mouth behind her hand, "I am well. Thank you for asking. Perhaps, we should head inside? My Realians shall return to my ship, and prep it for permament parking somewhere else. Does your... I mean, our, nation have a space port?" She asked with a small grin, "If not, I would be glad to have Vector Industries construct one for us."

Glenn smirks knowningly to himself, always remaining behind Nadia. Nice one, Janis. You're doing a great job. "Mi'lady Queen, may I inquire as to the date and location of the marriage ceramony?"



((OOC: I figure we'll do the marriage in another thread?))