Oologah
01-03-2005, 05:45
“C’mon Frank, we gotta get the rest of these explosives loaded into the trailer.”
“Alright Joseph, there’s only 200lbs more, and we have 5 hours to get there and do it.”
The 2 guys were part of the Plunk Liberation Movement, which is the latest anti-Oologah terrorist group to surface inside of that country demanding separation for their region. The trailer they were referring to was disguised as a food delivery trailer, and it was hitched to a semi cab. About 2 hours later, they finally had everything loaded up.
“You ready Joseph?”
“Of course I’m ready Frank, why else would I have volunteered to go on this mission?”
“It’s a shame we have to do this to children, but it is all part of Hezgan’s will. We shall cleanse this spot from the world, and shall earn a spot in Paradise,” Frank said. Frank was the more optimistic of the two.
“May Hezgan have mercy upon our souls and theirs,” Joseph hoped.
At 0815, Kolgujev Standard Time, while the students at Kolgujev’s Alfred J. Fredrickson Memorial Junior High School were coming inside from their morning assembly, the Swimmer Foods Inc. truck pulled up alongside the line of kids. After it pulled up to the cafeteria doors, and a large group of students were alongside it, Alfred flipped the switch marked “Fire.”
ON ALL TELEVISION STATIONS IN OOLOGAH
*News music playing*
“We have breaking news now out of Kolgujev, where we have just heard and felt a large explosion. It sounded like it came from the South-Central Residential District.”
*The picture on screen goes to a field reporter*
-News Anchor- “OK, we now have live video from reporter Alex Townsley, go ahead Alex.”
-Alex- “I’m coming to you live from 172nd and Oak Street, where something exploded at Fredrickson Jr. High. Kolgujev Militia units have already blocked the school off and aren’t allowing anyone in or out.” *Militiaman approaches* “Hello sir, can you tell me anything about what has happened here?”
-Militiaman- “We don’t have enough information to draw a solid conclusion as to who did it, but someone set a bomb off at the school while a group of students was coming inside from their morning assembly, and confirmed among the missing are our glorious leader’s son and daughter.”
-Alex- “Do you have any guesses as to who set the bomb off or why?”
-Militiaman- “I’m sorry, but it’s too early to make any guesses.”
-Alex- “Thanks for your time, I imagine that you have much work to do, I wish you luck.”
-Militiaman- “Thank you, hopefully we will be able to find the children alive.”
-Alex- “Powerful news coming from here in Kolgujev, where we were just informed that Frederick Fowler’s 2 children may have been killed in this explosion, Back to you Samantha.”
-News Anchor- “Thank you Alex, Dictator Fowler has a press conference scheduled for 0930. We will keep you advised as the situation unfolds.”
“Alright Joseph, there’s only 200lbs more, and we have 5 hours to get there and do it.”
The 2 guys were part of the Plunk Liberation Movement, which is the latest anti-Oologah terrorist group to surface inside of that country demanding separation for their region. The trailer they were referring to was disguised as a food delivery trailer, and it was hitched to a semi cab. About 2 hours later, they finally had everything loaded up.
“You ready Joseph?”
“Of course I’m ready Frank, why else would I have volunteered to go on this mission?”
“It’s a shame we have to do this to children, but it is all part of Hezgan’s will. We shall cleanse this spot from the world, and shall earn a spot in Paradise,” Frank said. Frank was the more optimistic of the two.
“May Hezgan have mercy upon our souls and theirs,” Joseph hoped.
At 0815, Kolgujev Standard Time, while the students at Kolgujev’s Alfred J. Fredrickson Memorial Junior High School were coming inside from their morning assembly, the Swimmer Foods Inc. truck pulled up alongside the line of kids. After it pulled up to the cafeteria doors, and a large group of students were alongside it, Alfred flipped the switch marked “Fire.”
ON ALL TELEVISION STATIONS IN OOLOGAH
*News music playing*
“We have breaking news now out of Kolgujev, where we have just heard and felt a large explosion. It sounded like it came from the South-Central Residential District.”
*The picture on screen goes to a field reporter*
-News Anchor- “OK, we now have live video from reporter Alex Townsley, go ahead Alex.”
-Alex- “I’m coming to you live from 172nd and Oak Street, where something exploded at Fredrickson Jr. High. Kolgujev Militia units have already blocked the school off and aren’t allowing anyone in or out.” *Militiaman approaches* “Hello sir, can you tell me anything about what has happened here?”
-Militiaman- “We don’t have enough information to draw a solid conclusion as to who did it, but someone set a bomb off at the school while a group of students was coming inside from their morning assembly, and confirmed among the missing are our glorious leader’s son and daughter.”
-Alex- “Do you have any guesses as to who set the bomb off or why?”
-Militiaman- “I’m sorry, but it’s too early to make any guesses.”
-Alex- “Thanks for your time, I imagine that you have much work to do, I wish you luck.”
-Militiaman- “Thank you, hopefully we will be able to find the children alive.”
-Alex- “Powerful news coming from here in Kolgujev, where we were just informed that Frederick Fowler’s 2 children may have been killed in this explosion, Back to you Samantha.”
-News Anchor- “Thank you Alex, Dictator Fowler has a press conference scheduled for 0930. We will keep you advised as the situation unfolds.”