Rezlas
01-03-2005, 02:39
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Republic of Rezlas Tourism Ministry Announces New Casino and “Entertainment Laws”
Jamesport, Rezlas TODAYS DATE – Jane Goodtime, Director of the ROR Tourism Ministry announced a new initiative designed to spur tourism in Rezlas. “Private industry in cooperation is pleased to open this new resort complex. I’m confident that the beaches, casinos and “entertainment” friendly laws in this zone will prove to be a winning combination for the tourism industry.” Stated Goodtime.
Built on the southern coast of Rezlas, just outside of Jamesport, this resort complex offers all of the amenities the discerning traveler would want. In addition to the physical contstruction, the ROR signed into law executive order #1069, the legalization of state sponsored prostitution.
About The Republic of Rezlas
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Rezlas is a large, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is moderate. Rezlas's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the rezlas.
Republic of Rezlas Tourism Ministry Announces New Casino and “Entertainment Laws”
Jamesport, Rezlas TODAYS DATE – Jane Goodtime, Director of the ROR Tourism Ministry announced a new initiative designed to spur tourism in Rezlas. “Private industry in cooperation is pleased to open this new resort complex. I’m confident that the beaches, casinos and “entertainment” friendly laws in this zone will prove to be a winning combination for the tourism industry.” Stated Goodtime.
Built on the southern coast of Rezlas, just outside of Jamesport, this resort complex offers all of the amenities the discerning traveler would want. In addition to the physical contstruction, the ROR signed into law executive order #1069, the legalization of state sponsored prostitution.
About The Republic of Rezlas
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Rezlas is a large, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is moderate. Rezlas's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the rezlas.