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OOC: This RP open to all Present Tech Nations
Incoming News Transmission -
Live from The Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island:
*El Presidente Esteban Wilhelmsen takes the podium and addresses the press corp...*
"Today is a great day for The Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island. On this day we will be testing our first Nuclear Wepon. This weapon is the first fruit born of our Nuclear Arms Program since it's beginning. Yes, it was only two short years ago when our island first discovered it's Uranium deposits and began mining operations. Now we have realized our dreams and achieved our goal of becoming a Nuclear Power in the world."

*El Presidente ignores several concerned questions from the press*

"In the next couple of hours, the weapon, code name: Fat Boy, which carries a 10 megatonne payload, will be delivered via short range ballistic missile. The test site we have chosen for this Nuclear Exercise is the Island of Bigtopia, a tiny, practically unihabited island located due north of our Great Nation."

"But Mister Presidente! Is it not true that the Island of Bigtopia is inhabited by indigenous Bigtopian peoples?" Shouts a member of the press.

"Well, yes, that is true. However, the insignificant number of inhabitants of that island were informed yesterday of our intentions and I can only assume that they have since evacuated."

"Mister Presidente! At last census, the Bigtopian population was 1286 people. Surely you don't consider this number insignificant? What measures have you taken to relocate the Bigtopian people?" Demanded another reporter.

"To answer your questions:
1) Yes I do consider 1286 Bigtopians an insignificant number, and,
2) We have taken absolutely NO measures to evacuate the Bigtopians. That is their responsibility, not ours."

*The press corp erupts in a shouting match of questions*
"I shall take only one more question before the end of this press conference! You... In the back with the stupid looking hat... Ask away!" Boomed El Presidente.

"Sir! What do the Bigtopians living on your Island have to say about these actions?" asked an insulted reporter.

"The opinions of a few Illegal Bigtopian Immigrants is of no concern to me. They are lucky to be living in our great nation. That is all! Gawd Bless Drunken FratBoy Island! Good Night!" And with that, El Presidente stormed off the stage amid a torrent of unanswered questions from the press corps...

OOC: Wow! this world community has allowed all of my evil deeds to go un-recognized and un-punnished! Kim Jong Il would be SO jealous! :D

His Majesty's Government officially deplores the actions being taken by the government of the Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island. We believe the Bigtopian peoples living on the island designated as the target for this nuclear device are deserving of government aid. How would El Presidente feel if his people were subjected to treatment similar to what he is doing to the Bigtopians?

Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

OOC:

Well, I guess most people are ignoring a one month old nation that has a nuclear program. I suggest waiting at least another month, and take it slow. RP starting a nuclear powerplant. Then a bomb, then a missile.

EDIT: then again, you did RP it better than most people. Most others would just say "I HAVE N00KS FEAR ME I N00K THE WORLD!!!!!" Good job with the dialogue.

OOC:

Well, I guess most people are ignoring a one month old nation that has a nuclear program. I suggest waiting at least another month, and take it slow. RP starting a nuclear powerplant. Then a bomb, then a missile.

EDIT: then again, you did RP it better than most people. Most others would just say "I HAVE N00KS FEAR ME I N00K THE WORLD!!!!!" Good job with the dialogue.

OOC: Thanx. I'm new at this and I'm trying to do my best. I promise: No Godmodding here! :)

The Presidente of Drunken FratBoy Island acknowledges the concerns of the Representative of the Royal Family of the Kingdom of Romandeos. However, we suggest that if you fear for the safety of the Bigtopians, you make arrangements to accept their Refugees into your own kingdom. We of the Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island have tolerated the simple minded Bigtopian fools for long enough and will accept no futher Immigration of their ilk into our Nation. You have 18hrs in which to complete an evac, at which point, our nuclear test shall begin, regardless of who may or may not still allegedly be on said Island.

Sincerely,
El Presidente Esteban Wilhelmsen

Official Statement from the Credonian Presidential Palace

Credonia, a peace-loving nation, a protector of civil liberties and human rights, and a leader in the community to bring peace, democracy and freedom to all those who are oppressed is vehemently appaled by your nations blatant disregard for the lives of your very own people, whether they be immigrants or not. Furthermore, Credonia fears that if your nation is willing to kill innocent men women and children that are part of your very own country, then you will no doubt be more than willing to use nuclear weapons on nations with no regard for human life. Because of this, Credonia has no choice but to step in. We DEMAND that you cease and decist or have your nations military, national guard, or whatever it is tha you use for national emergencies, to evacuate your people off of that island. Failure to do so will result in further actions to be taken by the Credonian government. Mind you that Credonia will not hesistate to attack a nation as small as yours as your nation currently presents a threat to international peace and you have already proven your government to be a violator of human rights. You have exactly 3 NS hours to respond to this statement and to agree to the evacuation of your own people by your nations national emergency services or Credonia will be forced to take matters into its own hands, most likely resulting in the overthrowing of your government, and the establishment of a new government that all of your people are happy and satisfied with. We have done it before, and we certainly will do it again if needs be. The clock is ticking and times wasting. Make the right decision or you will find your government in a world of trouble.


At this moment, all Credonian conventional military forces have been upgraded to DEFCON 4 (elevated state of alert).

Official Statement from the Credonian Presidential Palace

Credonia, a peace-loving nation, a protector of civil liberties and human rights, and a leader in the community to bring peace, democracy and freedom to all those who are oppressed is vehemently appaled by your nations blatant disregard for the lives of your very own people, whether they be immigrants or not. Furthermore, Credonia fears that if your nation is willing to kill innocent men women and children that are part of your very own country, then you will no doubt be more than willing to use nuclear weapons on nations with no regard for human life. Because of this, Credonia has no choice but to step in. We DEMAND that you cease and decist or have your nations military, national guard, or whatever it is tha you use for national emergencies, to evacuate your people off of that island. Failure to do so will result in further actions to be taken by the Credonian government. Mind you that Credonia will not hesistate to attack a nation as small as yours as your nation currently presents a threat to international peace and you have already proven your government to be a violator of human rights. You have exactly 3 NS hours to respond to this statement and to agree to the evacuation of your own people by your nations national emergency services or Credonia will be forced to take matters into its own hands, most likely resulting in the overthrowing of your government, and the establishment of a new government that all of your people are happy and satisfied with. We have done it before, and we certainly will do it again if needs be. The clock is ticking and times wasting. Make the right decision or you will find your government in a world of trouble.


At this moment, all Credonian conventional military forces have been upgraded to DEFCON 4 (elevated state of alert).

Rebuttal to the Credonian Presidential Palace:
We understand your concerns for the Bigtopian Peoples. However, they are not citizens of our country. They are merely an indiginous people to Bigtopia Island. These people frequently arrive on our shores and set up hovels on our beaches. When polietly asked to leave their response is always the same: "Whacoo gonna do bout it? Make me!" This has led to an environment of hostility between the public and the illegal Bigtopian Immigrants. We suggest that if you truely care about the safety of the Bigtopians, you grant them assylum in your "peace-loving nation". We will make no move to impede you in this task. In fact, we offer to belay our Nuclear test for 3 days to accomodate your evac mission and we offer the sum of 1 Million Beer over the next 2 years time to help off set the cost of said evac.
I hope this counter-proposal meets with your approval.

Humbly and respectfully,
Hernando Wolksvagen,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

President Jeffries, leader of the Republic of Rezlas, announced his disapproval of the Nuclear testing. In unrelated news a Rezlasnian freightor was seen offloading dissidents on Bigtopia.

"Oh for the love of Fraggin' Shazmonaz!" Screamed El Presidente in his conference room. "I told those Fraggin' Bastich Rezlasians to send their oppressed peoples to OUR island! Not drop them in the middle of 'Ground Zero'!"
"I believe this is a tactic by the Pig-Dog Capitalist scum to get rid of their problem and throw a monkey wrench into our Nuclear Program in one fell sweep!" Responded Foreign affairs Minister Hernando Wolksvagen.
"Well then N00k the Fraggin Rezlasians!" El Presidente Bellowed.
"Ummm... That would be unwise sir" Replied Senator Edwardo Beefberger "The Credonian agressors would certainly invade us and cause much dammage to our small island nation."
"Bah! I supposed you're right Edwardo. We can't risk that kind of retaliation."
El Presidente replied under a much cooler head.
"What shall our next course of action be sir?" Asked Minister Wolksvagen.
"Send a fraggin' naval transport ship out to pick up the Rezlasian Dissidents. But send a unit of our national guard along with to ensure those SOB Bigtopians don't sneak on board with the Dissidents."
"Thy will be done my Presidente!" Replied Minister Wolksvagen as he left the room.

"Ah yes..." President Jeffries gloated... "We've cleaned out 5000 prisoners from our cells and sent them to to enjoy those hospitable Drunken Frat Boys Too bad General Budlight in busy with the "evacution" in Avtomat Kalashnikov or we'd be able to ensure this troublesome government respected our military might." "What about the Navy sir?" a busty yet faceless aid. Good thinking Jeffries thought... she was cute yet she still had something to contribute. "Fetch me Admiral Cuervo... Tell him to deploy the Nixon battlegroup off of the internation waters of Drunken Frat Boy Island for "manuevers"

"Ah yes..." President Jeffries gloated... "We've cleaned out 5000 prisoners from our cells and sent them to to enjoy those hospitable Drunken Frat Boys Too bad General Budlight in busy with the "evacution" in Avtomat Kalashnikov or we'd be able to ensure this troublesome government respected our military might." "What about the Navy sir?" a busty yet faceless aid. Good thinking Jeffries thought... she was cute yet she still had something to contribute. "Fetch me Admiral Cuervo... Tell him to deploy the Nixon battlegroup off of the internation waters of Drunken Frat Boy Island for "manuevers"

"Sir! The Transport ship has reached Bigtopia. However... there are more Dissidents that we had anticipated" reported Naval Commander Jorge Zemann.
"How many were there?" Asked the Presidente
"About 5000 sir!" Replied Zemann
"Draz nab it! Then send out 5 more transports and keep them on rotation untill all of the Dissidents have been recovered!"
"Umm, there's a problem with that plan sir"
"What NOW?!" Ask an exasperated Presidente
"We've spotted Rezlasian warships on the horizon." Replied the Naval Commander
"Well we can't be bothered with that now. Commence the evac immediately! Surely the Rezlasians wouldn't fire on their own expatriots while the Credonians are wathcing!"
"Aye Aye Presiedente!" Answered Zemann

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Republic of Rezlas Sends Second Battle Group for Maneuvers off the Coast off Drunken Frat Boy Island

Centraile, Rezlas TODAYS DATE – President Jeffries announced today that the Reagan Battle Group would join the Nixon Battle Group for maneuvers off the coast of Drunken Fratboy Island. Admiral Cuervo, commander of Rezlasnian Naval Forces stated “These maneuvers and the addition of a second battle group have absolutely nothing to due with the diplomatic strain we have faced with the current administration in Drunken Fratboy Island. This is only an opportunity to continue training our forces with the newly acquired equipment. We would however caution other nations to maintain a respectable distance from our area of operation as incidents tend to occur when so much firepower is concentrated in one area.” In additition to the standard battle group, the 2nd Rezlasnian Marine Expeditionary Unit is attached to the Reagan Carrier Group.
About the Rezlasnian Navy
A standard Rezlasnian Battle Group consists of 1 Nimitz Class Carrier, 1 Fast Attack Submarine, 1 Guided Missile Frigate, 2 Guided Missile Cruisers, 1 Fast Combat Supply Ship, 2 Guided Missile Destroyers and 1 Destroyer. The ROR currently has 2 full strength Carrier Battle Groups and 1 at about 40% strength.

About The Republic of Rezlas
Location: The East Pacific

The Republic of Rezlas is a large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.
Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, bicyclists are banned from major roads, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and the country is preparing for war. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rezlas's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the rezlas.

"Ten megatons is an incredible waste of both resources and good nuclear fuel. The Hiroshima bomb was fourteen kilotons, and killed 70,000 people with the initial heat blast."

~ Dr. Frank Heerb, Ministry of Young Nation Affairs.

"The Evacuation of the Dissidents goes well my Presidente!" Beamed Naval Commander Jorge Zemann. "We shall achieve total evac by this evening. The Refugees are being given passports, temporary dwellings and are being assigned to job placement programs."
"Excellent!" responded Presidente Esteban Wilhelmsen.
"However, the Rezlasian Capitalist pig-dog naval fleet is increasing in number just outside of our waters. They claim they are simply running a few naval exercises, but I fear they have more sinister intentions in store for us." Zemann countered.
"I agree. The Rezlasians have proven that they are un-trustworthy. Raise the Island Alert System to BeerCon 5, Status: Amber Ale"
"And what about the Nuclear test?"
"It's still schedualed for exactly 48hrs from now. However, the Credonians still have not responded to our offer to assits them in accepting the Bigtopian refugee scum." Answered Nuclear Program Corordinator Consuela Hess.
"Well we shall maintain our test dead-line for the time being. Lets wait and see how the Credonians respond..." Replied the Presidente

"Ten megatons is an incredible waste of both resources and good nuclear fuel. The Hiroshima bomb was fourteen kilotons, and killed 70,000 people with the initial heat blast."

~ Dr. Frank Heerb, Ministry of Young Nation Affairs.

Thank you for your kind suggestions. However, it was decided during the last kegger that it would be an excellent idea to make the first Nuclear Weapon that we tested ridiculously over-powered so that we could be sure it indeed detonated.
Sincerely,
El Presidente, Esteban Wilhelmsen
Nuclear Program Coordiator, Consuela Hess

ooC

please refer to new thread i've posted with my latest scheme.

Official Response from the President of the United States of Credonia

Credonia requests that all nations that have begun making plans to "rescue" these people refrain from doing so. As the Fratboy Island government has so stated, these people are indiginous and have all the right in the world to be where they are and the nation of Fratboy (im calling it that from now on as an abbreviated name) has no right to try to FORCE these people to leave by threatening to nuke them. These people's civil liberties MUST be upheld.

Once again, Credonia requests that all nations refrain from removing the indiginous people from the island. Credonia will take matters into its own hands should any harm come to these people and Fratboy WILL be invaded and the government overthrown for its blatant disregard for life and utter misuse of nuclear weapons which poses a threat to all nations on Earth. Such behavior should not be tolerated by the international community and Credonia will see to it that such behavior on the part of the Fratboy Island government will cease and decist, by any means necessary.

On my orders, Credonian military forces have been upgraded to DEFCON 3. The Credonian 91st Infantry Division and the 71st Carrier Division are being mobilized at this time. They will be enroute to Fratboy Island coastal shores within 2 hours time.

Kaimoni A. Sutton
President
Commander-in-Chief
United States of Credonia

Diplomatic Message From the Republic of Rezlas

Rezlasian Military Forces are currently engaged with the Republic of Fratboy Island after an attack on our Naval Fleet. We respectfully ask that your military mobilization stand down in this region as it is extremely crowded with 3 airborne divisions, two marine expiditionary units and 100 plus carrier sorties a day.

At a minimum please advise and coordinate offensive operations with the ROR.

Sincerely,

General Budlight
Commandng General
Rezlasnian Armed Forces

OOC:

Please see additional thread outlining current war

OOC: can you post the link?

IC:

At this time, the Credonian military mobilization will continue as planned. Credonian military forces will set sail for the Fratboy Islands in 2 hours time. Should any Credonian military ships be attacked by any nation, we will be forces to conduct a full retalitory attack upon the nation that has attacked us. Credonian military vessels will be hard not to miss so there is no reason why non-hostile forces should attack us. We will inform your nation two hours upon our force's arrival to the battlefield.

Kaimoni A. Sutton
President
Commander-in-Chief
United States of Credonia

Secret Message to the FratBoy government:

I, Shah Khosru, King of Kings send greetings and thanks for annihilating native scum. The Credonian scum annoy me, and I think that for your sake, you should allow me to do the job of killing the bigtopian scum. I will use a pair of ICBMs armed with warheads of VX gas, which should niceley kill the native subhumans while saving you from credonian invasion. How does that sound?

Secret Message to the FratBoy government:

I, Shah Khosru, King of Kings send greetings and thanks for annihilating native scum. The Credonian scum annoy me, and I think that for your sake, you should allow me to do the job of killing the bigtopian scum. I will use a pair of ICBMs armed with warheads of VX gas, which should niceley kill the native subhumans while saving you from credonian invasion. How does that sound?

No no no. You have it all wrong! Though we do have a certain dislike for the Bigtopian squatters on our island, it is merely a conincidence that we have chosen their island for our nuclear test site. Furthermore, that test has been indefinitely post-poned as we are currently dealing with the Rezlasian enemy who assaults our small island. If you should choose to take said actions on the Bigtopians we would neither endorse nor inhibit those actions.
Sincerely,
Hernando Wolksvagen,
Minister on Foreign Affairs of
The Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island