NationStates Jolt Archive

ooc: anyone is welcome to play resistance forces, though I really doubt you'll win this one, my entire South China Sea fleet is invading Singapore.


Straits of Malacca:

"Time to invade these bastards..."

"Yes sir."

A huge fleet of MassPwnage ships and a massive 1800 plane Air Armada approached Malaysia and Singapore from both the East and the West, concealed by the mist of dawn. The Admiral in charge was Chen Ziangzhen, who had just finished fighting the Macabees and the Parthians off the coast of Malgeria.

The fleet consisted of:

1 SeaDragon class Ubercarrier
5 Zheng He class Uberbattleships
4 Velociraptor class heavy arsenal ships
8 Flipper class arsenal ships
10 Nexus Class battlecarriers
60 SeaClaw Class Cruisers
60 SeaFang Class Destroyers
60 SeaLeopard Class Destroyers
60 Riptide Class Frigates
200 CIWS/ASW Ships
200 TT-110 Transports acting as a fleet train.
350 TT-110 Transports with a large invasion force.

Air Armada:

150 G80 VTOL Gunships
200 SB-4 Ultraheavy bombers
800 ASF-06 Coral Dragon Fighters
200 ASF-05 Eagles
450 ASF-04 Valkyries

RP:Outside of Singapore

The early morning calm was broken with a huge fullisade of 32 inch ETC guns, 36 inch NOVA guns, 8 and 10 inch railguns and a volley of over 160,000 missiles from the Arsenal ships. The fleet itself was almost complete obscured by the thick clouds of smoke and vapor from the massive discharge of ordnance.

Singapore's pathetic navy was literally blown up in its harbor as large swathes of the city state were blown up instantly. Meanwhile, the bombers and gunships, flew overhead, dropping bunkerbusters and firebombs onto the remains of the city.

Then parts of the invasion landed. By nightfall, the ruins of Singapore belonged to MassPwnage...

Tommorow, Malaysia would be invaded.

ooc: anyone is welcome to play resistance forces.


How could they when it was over in 1 post?

ooc: i still have malaysia to conquer.

Invading Malaysia, Midnight, 2 days afterwards.

"We strike quick, we strike hard."

"Affirmative. Are our jungle warfare units ready."

"Fuck yea bitch."

"Good. Get ready to bomb these fucking ragheads back into the Stone Age."

"They're not exactly muslims like that sir, they...."

"Shut it bitch, I'm gonna call them ragheads because I feel like it."

"Alright then."

The Invasion of Malaysia:

"Get ready..."

"Alright then..."

Under a torrent of heavy missile and gunfire, troops and tanks scrambled ashore.

Meanwhile, paratroopers were inserted into the jungles of Malaysia....

It would begin right here....

In the distance, another huge volley from the fleet could be heard. This volley destroyed Kuala Lumpur utterly.... millions of people died instantly too, which was really quite funny come to think about it.

Roach-Busterian Thailand hereby recognizes MassPwnage's dominion over Malaysia and Singapore.

-Prime Minister Thavatchai Theveenugul

"Thanks there."-The Great Leader Li.

Malaysia was being taken in the hot, brutal jungle fighting that MassPwnage soldiers loved the most (after all, I'm a tropical nation).

Later, the Premier of Malaysia would be captured in the middle of the jungle.
He would be doused in liquor fermented from pigs' manure and have his eyebrows shaved before being executed in public through cactus dildo sodomy (tapes are $39.99).