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Is your nation currently involved in a war? Are sea raiders pillaging your coastal towns? Need that extra bit of oough for your national leader's personal security abroad? If you've anwsered yes to any of the above, then you need EHAV International Incorpoarted!

We at EHAV are dedicated to providing you the best Mercenaries Gnufasur can produce. Sent through a gruelling two year long training course, all EHAV Mercenaries are combat certified, and speak fluent English. And, for an additional fee and month training course, your EHAV Mercenaries can be trained to speak any other language needed for the job.

If you need an army, then EHAV is not for you. We provide small, covert specialists, in groups of two or three. Subterfuge, espionage, and sabotage are the main aspects of the service we provide.

Not all EHAV Mercenaries are combat orinitated. While a large number of our members are, we do supply Mercenaries trained in other areas.

Why not impress your would be allies with one of our EHAV Approved Personal Interns at your side. Nekos, or cat-people, provide an exotic and destinct taste that will leave lastng impressions on whomever they meet. Armed with a wireless laptop, PDA, and more then six years of political intern and paralegal experiance, our Approved Personal Interns will provide you with all the information you need to dazzle them at the next Diplomatic summit, all the while improving your over-all image!

No two EHAV Mercenaries are alike. When you contact EHAV International Inc., our dedicated Contract Seekers will link you up to an EHAV Mercenary, or Mercenaries, perfectly suited for your assignment.

So, wheater you need a rebel base infiltrated and blown up, or just want to impress your international friends with your superior taste in Interns, contact EHAV today!

EHAV International Incorporated. Enriching your Life.


((OOC: These guys are for Character RPs mainly. Got a character RP that needs an extra character? Call me in. :D))

Can you link us up with a single Combat Mercenary who is trained for extreme cold environments and severe blizzards? Preferably someone who likes travel, has good eyesight, a good disposition, and an interesting name).

(We are assigning a defence force for our Bouvet Island colony, and we need someone to lead it)

Peter de Vere
Governor, Pterodactylus Bouvet Island Colony (Earth DA)

To: Peter de Vere (Email Unknown/Hidden)
From: John Emmi (JEmmi@EHAV.Admin.Gnu)
Subject: Re: Cold Enviroment Combat Mercenary

I am John Emmi, a Contract Seeker with EHAV International. After carefully overviewing your request, I have found two Mercenaries who fit your requirements. Their names are Laci Vanders (LVanders@EHAV.Mercs.Gnu), and Laura Sinclair (LaSin@EHAV.Mercs.Gnu). Both are trained for combat in artic enviroments, while Laura Sinclair has had actual combat experiance in the Artic lands of Gnufasur. I have forwarded them a copy of your request, and both have voiced an interest in undertaking your job. You may select one or both, if you are so inclined.
The standard contract fee is 7000 Lnateds, or roughly $3500, a week in your service. Upon arrival, the Mercenaries will provide you with an account number to directly wire the fee into each month.

Take care.
John Emmi

EHAV International. Enriching your life!


((OOC: Also, please provide a link to the RP you want them in?))

Sorry, I didn't know you only did RP's.

Cancel order, with $100'000 to be paid for compensation.

OOC: Best of luck with the store. I must say that this is a very unique storefront, providing a good service. ;)

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... C'mon! Surely someone has a Character RP that needs one more character in it!?

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if you want a character mercenary rp, go for the black market thread by red tide 2

lol Eh, that's already filled up. And besides, EHAV provides its mercenaries with all of their equipment.

~EHAV Group Mercenaries~
These are all privously established Mercenaries who work for EHAV.

Kami Lynx (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX//1081328853924.jpg)
Birthplace: Dny, South Isle of Sands, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blue
Ears and Tail Fur Color: Black
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: None
Bio: Kami Lynx is one of the more prominate members of EHAV. What she lacks in tact or style she makes up for in massive, seemingly needless explosions. While she is currently the best Mercenary EHAC can provide, she is also the most recklessly destructive, seeming to take a perverse sort of pleasure in causing things to explode. She is never without her two Machine Pistols. (Machine Pistol = Gnufasurian made Uzi) Often, she is paired with Leo JanaKin.
Personality: Despite her obession with blowing things up, Kami is spunky and all around friendly. Like all EHAV Mercs, she speaks fluent English, and is one of the few who speaks Elven. She is very impulsive, and rarely thinks before she acts.

Leo JanaKin (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX///claw.jpg)
Birthplace: Caetidc Myeluc, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: 6'0
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Ears and Tail Fur Color: Brown
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: Cori-ist
Bio: Leo is the complete opposite of Kami. A calm, collect individual, Leo thinks his actions through before doing anything. He is also a Master of the Claw of the Goddess fighting Technique, and ultilizes special armor that grants him protection from most small arms fire while allowing him maximum manueverbility.
Personality: Leo is quiet, observes others before speaking. Unlike Kami, he is neither impulsive nor speaks a word of Elven.

Laura Sinclair (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX///1081359737525.jpg)
Birthplace: Rdys, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Blue
Ears and Tail Fur Color: Blue
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: Cori-ist
Bio: Laura Sinclair is one of the more experianced EHAV Mercs. An all around balanced Mercenary, Laura can function both as a Combat Specialist and most any other job you can think of. She is rarely without her trusty .44 Maguum Revolver, and bronze shortsword.
Personality: Laura often invokes a Kid-sister complex in those she meets. This is due to the fact that she looks much younger then she really is.

Laci Vanders (http://premium1.uploadit.org/BetaVerisonX///1083240903041.jpg)
Birthplace: Zihuh, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Height: 5'10
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde, with Pink highlights
Ears and Tail Fur Color: White
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: Cori-ist
Bio: Laci is a Cold-Weather combat specialist. Although she lacks real world experiance, she has accumulated several years worth of artic survival experiance in the Northern Glacier.
Personality: Laci is calm, a woman whom thinks before she acts and weighs the possible outcome of her actions very carefully, though she is very eager to prove her worth. She speaks fluent Elven.

Rei Linsay (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/Beta_Solution/1103318914260.jpg)
Birthplace: Setkynt, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Height: 5'10
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Ears and Tail Fur Color: Tan
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: Cori-ist
Bio: Rei is your standard, well rounded Mercenary. A self-proclaim Jack-of-all-trades, Rei can accomplish nearly any mission you give her. However, she is best suited to a flanking skirmish position using hit-and-run tactics. She comes with her own personalized Motorcycle.
Personality: Rei is professional, with a bit of a sarcastic edge.

Motko Cambell (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/Beta_Solution/mujo07nns_m.jpg)
Birthplace: Dny, Separatist Nation of Gnufasur
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Height: 5'9
Eye Color: Yellow
Hair Color: Blue
Ears and Tail Fur Color: Black
Occupation: EHAV Mercenary
Religion: Cori-ist
Bio: Motko is currently our top ranking Covert Ops specailist. Sporting the very best in Covert Operations Sneak Suits by the Terkomai Arms Corporation, Motoko's natural Stealth skills are supplimented many fold. The suit features Sound Dampeners in the legs and feet, as well as an Optic Camofluage function that renders her nearly invisible to the naked eye (Think along the lines of the Predator Cloaking Device).
Personality: Motoko is secretive and withdrawn. She doesn't trust many people, and perfers to keep console to herself.



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