NationStates Jolt Archive


The Glorious People's Revolutionary Hammer

Haxxoristan
26-02-2005, 04:02
We at the Republic of Haxxoristan would like to announce the development of the Glorious People's Revolutionary Hammer. To inquire further on the nature of the GPRH, please send a telegram to us. The basic concept is sound...we need backers and such to continue with development. Backers must be totalitarian psychotic corporatist hellholes with strong economies in order to assist with the development of the GPRH.
Haxxoristan
26-02-2005, 04:06
Mmm. Honestly...does anyone want to back the development of said weapons system? All right...it's a projected nuclear device with a yield of 250,000 megatons. It's not designed for use as a weapons system. It's designed for use in engineering projects. It can be used to level large areas of mountainous terrain, which has its applications. Oh...and it can be used as a weapons system. Don't ask why we call it the Glorious People's Revolutionary Hammer.