Green Sun
25-02-2005, 00:08
This is a GSCN special report!
"After many years of researching, developing, and testing, UziCorp, the super-monopoly that has a major influence on Green Sun, has revealed the Battlemech. President Uziel, also the founder of UziCorp, had this to say."
A pale, yet tall man in mostly green and red with wild brown hair stands on a stage next to George W. Bush, UziCorp's current president, and former president Earnest Equanant.
"I remember I commissioned this project in teh early year sof UziCorp and I watched it evolve with my own eyes."
He grunts and wipes his sweaty face.
"UziCorp has played a huge role in Green Sun's development and we hope that the development of the Battlemech will help in our social, economical, and military development. Currently we only...Only have Battlemechs useful for lumber and...And agricultural...Uses...George, please take over..."
Uziel exited Stage Right as George Bush took over. The press surrounded him, but he wisked them away.
"Thank you, Mr. President. Now, as you may know, I run Green Sun Petroleum, a major oil-producing company based on the uninhabitabl-ble planet of Green Sun, may it rest in peace and help us advance, and I believe that this Battetech thingy will surely help my company and your lives grow. UziCorp promises that this macheen will surely help us grow. I'm repeating myself again, aren't I? Well, anyway, I guess we'll show you the LumberMech now."
Teh curtain hiding the giant machine fell and the camera looked at the 'Mech.
"After many years of researching, developing, and testing, UziCorp, the super-monopoly that has a major influence on Green Sun, has revealed the Battlemech. President Uziel, also the founder of UziCorp, had this to say."
A pale, yet tall man in mostly green and red with wild brown hair stands on a stage next to George W. Bush, UziCorp's current president, and former president Earnest Equanant.
"I remember I commissioned this project in teh early year sof UziCorp and I watched it evolve with my own eyes."
He grunts and wipes his sweaty face.
"UziCorp has played a huge role in Green Sun's development and we hope that the development of the Battlemech will help in our social, economical, and military development. Currently we only...Only have Battlemechs useful for lumber and...And agricultural...Uses...George, please take over..."
Uziel exited Stage Right as George Bush took over. The press surrounded him, but he wisked them away.
"Thank you, Mr. President. Now, as you may know, I run Green Sun Petroleum, a major oil-producing company based on the uninhabitabl-ble planet of Green Sun, may it rest in peace and help us advance, and I believe that this Battetech thingy will surely help my company and your lives grow. UziCorp promises that this macheen will surely help us grow. I'm repeating myself again, aren't I? Well, anyway, I guess we'll show you the LumberMech now."
Teh curtain hiding the giant machine fell and the camera looked at the 'Mech.