NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a GSCN special report!
"After many years of researching, developing, and testing, UziCorp, the super-monopoly that has a major influence on Green Sun, has revealed the Battlemech. President Uziel, also the founder of UziCorp, had this to say."
A pale, yet tall man in mostly green and red with wild brown hair stands on a stage next to George W. Bush, UziCorp's current president, and former president Earnest Equanant.
"I remember I commissioned this project in teh early year sof UziCorp and I watched it evolve with my own eyes."
He grunts and wipes his sweaty face.
"UziCorp has played a huge role in Green Sun's development and we hope that the development of the Battlemech will help in our social, economical, and military development. Currently we only...Only have Battlemechs useful for lumber and...And agricultural...Uses...George, please take over..."
Uziel exited Stage Right as George Bush took over. The press surrounded him, but he wisked them away.
"Thank you, Mr. President. Now, as you may know, I run Green Sun Petroleum, a major oil-producing company based on the uninhabitabl-ble planet of Green Sun, may it rest in peace and help us advance, and I believe that this Battetech thingy will surely help my company and your lives grow. UziCorp promises that this macheen will surely help us grow. I'm repeating myself again, aren't I? Well, anyway, I guess we'll show you the LumberMech now."
Teh curtain hiding the giant machine fell and the camera looked at the 'Mech.

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His name wasn't important. His mission was. President Uziel may have left, but he could still ahrm Green Sun if he killed the former United States president George Bush and the president of UzieCorp. Not to mention destroy a $13-billion machine. He attatched the Plasma bomb and set it. He jumped off. As he realigned himself, he saw three SS agents with their pistols out. He laughed as teh bomb exploded, consuming himself and the agents in flames.

Apon hearing the explosion, GWB and the UziCorp president ran as fast as they could. The audience was not so lucky and 14 people were crushed. Green Sun authorities and military personell are buzzing with activity looking for more possible attacks. All incoming trade has been stopped and foreigners are restricted from all goverment and large commercial areas.

((Nobody cares that a 13-billion dollar project just got blown up, killing 17 people total.))

((Nobody cares that a 13-billion dollar project just got blown up, killing 17 people total.))
((nope, not really))

(Hehe!)
Shortly after the attack on the Battlemech, nineteen Plasma charges exploded on Green Sun SpaceDocks. Those that haven't been destroyed outright are being attacked.

Of the two hundred Space Docks, nine were completely disabled. They can be repaired, but there is no hoep for the crew of them. The otehr ten took severe damage. Three squadrons of GS SF-019 fighters have been dispatched to destroy the docks being invaded, since we cannot allow the terrorists to capture the information held within them.

In other news, UziCorp has announced that the Battlemech destroyed was merely a model. The most damage its descrution has caused was the 14 lives taken and about $2 million USD.

((actually I do care, it's just that I'm still working on my grand re-entrance so I won't interfere IC ANYWHERE right now))