Ankhmet
24-02-2005, 23:04
Throwing a party?
Need some nibbles?
Can't find them in the cupboards?
Look no further.In a short space of time, this post will have all the details for buying supplies for your diplomatic party, embassy shindig or smashing hootinanny.
Ankhmeti Catering Corporation reserves the right to make your party the best ever!Here you can bulk buy all the ingredients of a successful party, banquet or civilised dinner.
Do your own calculations.
No discounts yet.
I may refuse your service if I don't like you :P
----------Alcoholic Drinks----------
Whiskey
Fine Ankhmeti whiskey, aged under the sands of Ankh-Akron for fifty years, only 10,000 bottles exist. Made with the finest ingredients and aged in barrels made of the best Ankhmeti birch trees, truly a great buy. Each bottle contains one litre of Ankhmeti Gold.
Price per bottle:$1,000
Wine
A variety of fine wines available, state your preference and our wine hunters will search out your preferred vintage at a flat rate. We can get you any vintage that still exists. So no 1066 vintages.The charge for rare wines is double that for normal wine, but the service does get you wine in batches of ten bottles if available.
Price:$500
Ankh Wine
A wine made of a variety of secret ingredients. All taste, less drunken stupour.Good for a diplomatic ball, or negotiations. Each bottle is aged at least a decade under the sands of Ankh-Akron. A deep red in colour, very pleasing to the eye.
Price per 1L bottle:$50
Vodka
Imported Vodka made to a secret recipe, a drink for a real man. Has a kick like a mule, and will have you under the table very quickly.
Price per 1L bottle:$35
Champagne
From the former Emperor's own private reserve, each one of the 40,000 bottles in his cellar is over 120 years old. A real find, but no longer labelled. All bottles in mint condition apart from missing labels.
Price epr magnum:$200
Coah wine
A drink banned for a long time in Ankhmet, a potent blend of cocaine and wine. Not to be drunk excessively, or you die.
Price per 2L botle:$1,000
Ol' Rocket Fuel
No-one knows what this really is. Brewed by an eccentric old man who has set up hundreds of stills, a very potent drink.And cheap.
Cost per 10 gallon drum:$65
Fabus Brew
A weak, feeble and foul tasting brew, a dark brown colour.Brewed as a joke by the old Emperor.
Cost per 30 gallon drum:$10
----------Soft Drinks----------
Cola
It's cola.Nothing more, nothing less. Recipe stolen from Coca-Cola corporation.
Cost per 2L bottle:90C
Spring water
Taken from a spring in an ancient temple in the middle of Ankh-Akron, a pure and sweet water. Lots of minerals necessary for a healthy life are found in this water. Very little calcium, so it isn't hard at all.
Cost per 1L bottle:$1.50
Asses' Milk
Cleopatra's favourite bath water also tastes very good. From the herds of the ancient warrior monks of Ra.
Cost per gallon:$50
Need some nibbles?
Can't find them in the cupboards?
Look no further.In a short space of time, this post will have all the details for buying supplies for your diplomatic party, embassy shindig or smashing hootinanny.
Ankhmeti Catering Corporation reserves the right to make your party the best ever!Here you can bulk buy all the ingredients of a successful party, banquet or civilised dinner.
Do your own calculations.
No discounts yet.
I may refuse your service if I don't like you :P
----------Alcoholic Drinks----------
Whiskey
Fine Ankhmeti whiskey, aged under the sands of Ankh-Akron for fifty years, only 10,000 bottles exist. Made with the finest ingredients and aged in barrels made of the best Ankhmeti birch trees, truly a great buy. Each bottle contains one litre of Ankhmeti Gold.
Price per bottle:$1,000
Wine
A variety of fine wines available, state your preference and our wine hunters will search out your preferred vintage at a flat rate. We can get you any vintage that still exists. So no 1066 vintages.The charge for rare wines is double that for normal wine, but the service does get you wine in batches of ten bottles if available.
Price:$500
Ankh Wine
A wine made of a variety of secret ingredients. All taste, less drunken stupour.Good for a diplomatic ball, or negotiations. Each bottle is aged at least a decade under the sands of Ankh-Akron. A deep red in colour, very pleasing to the eye.
Price per 1L bottle:$50
Vodka
Imported Vodka made to a secret recipe, a drink for a real man. Has a kick like a mule, and will have you under the table very quickly.
Price per 1L bottle:$35
Champagne
From the former Emperor's own private reserve, each one of the 40,000 bottles in his cellar is over 120 years old. A real find, but no longer labelled. All bottles in mint condition apart from missing labels.
Price epr magnum:$200
Coah wine
A drink banned for a long time in Ankhmet, a potent blend of cocaine and wine. Not to be drunk excessively, or you die.
Price per 2L botle:$1,000
Ol' Rocket Fuel
No-one knows what this really is. Brewed by an eccentric old man who has set up hundreds of stills, a very potent drink.And cheap.
Cost per 10 gallon drum:$65
Fabus Brew
A weak, feeble and foul tasting brew, a dark brown colour.Brewed as a joke by the old Emperor.
Cost per 30 gallon drum:$10
----------Soft Drinks----------
Cola
It's cola.Nothing more, nothing less. Recipe stolen from Coca-Cola corporation.
Cost per 2L bottle:90C
Spring water
Taken from a spring in an ancient temple in the middle of Ankh-Akron, a pure and sweet water. Lots of minerals necessary for a healthy life are found in this water. Very little calcium, so it isn't hard at all.
Cost per 1L bottle:$1.50
Asses' Milk
Cleopatra's favourite bath water also tastes very good. From the herds of the ancient warrior monks of Ra.
Cost per gallon:$50