Praetonia Unveils New Land Battleship
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:15
In responce to the massive tanks being developed by other nations, Praetonia has decided to design her own:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/land-boat.gif
Weight: Like, 10000000000000000tonnes
Armour: i dunno, 22000mm?? *shrug*
Armament;/b] 14 ub3r cann0ns o' d00m, 3,00000000,0 mi55ielsz
[n]ntoes: this is the pwniest tank in ns ever.
Cost $1,000,000
Strathdonia
24-02-2005, 21:24
OMG Dat Roxers!!!
You are Truelly L33t and now i must nook u!!!!
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
Hapan Battle Dragons
24-02-2005, 21:27
BWWWAAAAAAAA??????? That is a nice drawing. If you can build it out of lego maybe I will buy a few.
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:31
BWWWAAAAAAAA??????? That is a nice drawing. If you can build it out of lego maybe I will buy a few.
Lego versions are available.
@Strathdonia: Indeed I am 1337, but no nukes please.
Isselmere
24-02-2005, 21:32
How much these cost again. Can't read too guid, me.
LOL! I'll take one (for use against n00bs);)
The Island of Rose
24-02-2005, 21:33
(OOC: So Praetonia, what's the basis for this mocking thread :P)
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:34
They cost $1,000,000 each, although we can give you both discounts because you are allies so they cost £9.99.
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:35
(OOC: So Praetonia, what's the basis for this mocking thread :P)
Im not mocking anyone! Honest ;)
Isselmere
24-02-2005, 21:40
They cost $1,000,000 each, although we can give you both discounts because you are allies so they cost £9.99.
W00t! I'll take ... (counts on fingers and toes, as well as remaining teeth) ... a million!
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:42
W00t! I'll take ... (counts on fingers and toes, as well as remaining teeth) ... a million!
Thankyou, you are now the owner of a Praetonia rul3z Class Land Ship, and you therefore pwn.
Sarzonia
24-02-2005, 21:46
OMFG!!!!11111shift+1, can I lyke, buy a billion jillion of these.
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 21:48
OMFG!!!!11111shift+1, can I lyke, buy a billion jillion of these.
OMFG0df jes!!1!
Sarzonia
24-02-2005, 21:52
OMFG0df jes!!1!OMG! I PWN J00 all!!!!!11111+shift+1 :gundge::gundge::gundge:
:mp5::mp5::mp5:
:sniper::sniper::sniper:
OOC: Man that took way too much effort! :p
Cheeser12
24-02-2005, 21:57
0|\/|G 7h1s |s t3h pwn 1 \/\/1ll buy 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 0f th3s3 s0 1 c4n 1nv4d3 t3h w0r1d!!!!11!1!!!oneoneone
Seversky
24-02-2005, 21:57
We'd like one, but only if you paint "411 u12 134$3 r 1331_()|V6 70 |_|5" on the side of it.
Praetonia
24-02-2005, 22:09
Cheeser12, although we will sell this to you, it is under the condition that your 1337 3mp1r3 hand over small portions of territory to us once the world is conquered.
We'd like one, but only if you paint "411 u12 134$3 r 1331_()|V6 70 |_|5" on the side of it.
Sure.
Kriegorgrad
24-02-2005, 22:32
1337 Nikolai looked at his minister of defence, who was quite happily smoking a cigar, the foul smell made that quite apparent and proudly stated the following.
":mp5:"
Ofishal Mesaj!111OMFG!UNDERLINEFFS!
Helo Preetunia, tiz is Kreegergrad, we wud lik to perchaus some Land Batalships in exchange for our teletubby blockade runner tech.
In uva werds, well tak une!!11
-1337 Nikolai
OoC: ROFL Prae, I didn't think you'd take it this far!
The Parthians
24-02-2005, 22:46
1 w4n7 70 bu'/ 750,000,000,000 ub3r-1337 n00k sh1p5 0f d00m!
-h15 1337 m4j357'/ 5h4h Kh0sru 111!