NationStates Jolt Archive

Associated Press:

The Peoples Republic of Drunken FratBoy Island, having recently discovered rich deposits of Uranium within their borders, declared to the world this evening that they will commence a Weapons-Grade Uranium Enrichment Program.
"Who knew this little Island was good for anything but a wild Spring Break getaway?" Mused Esteban Wilhelmsen, the newly appointed El Presidente of the nation. "This paves the way for us Drunken FratBoys to become a Nuclear power and in time, export these WMD's to the highest bidder! It'll be great for our economy!" :) Beamed El Presidente. Many of the worlds nations were shocked by the news. The question on everyones lips? "What Island? Where? Never heard of it!" :confused: Not surprising as the small Island Nation only recently declared it's independence from the North Pacific and promptly moved to the east coast of Canada via helicopter.

Associated Press:

NATO Intelligence reports sugggest various Rogue Nations and Terrorist Organisations alike have recently been in contact with the new nuclear power of Drunken FratBoy Island. Allegedly, the island nation is commencing talks with several of these groups to discuss payment arrangements for nuclear goods. When asked for comment, Elpresidente Esteban Wilhelmsen had this to say "Relax guy! You need to calm down! Sure we're planing to sell certain Uranium based "Products" to certain Nations and "Organizations", but we told you all about that yeasterday and everyone seemed to be cool with it. I mean, no one told us it was a band idea or that we weren't allowed to do it. Besides, all of our potential customers seem like ok guys... Well, except that one guy... I don't trust a man who won't shot-gun a brewski with me! Religious rules my ass! Any way, the important thing is that all of our potential customers promised they wouldn't use our "Products" on or near us, and that's what really counts. Right?"

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