Flesh-Eating Zombie Outbreak
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 22:32
It has come to our attention that an outbreak of zombie virus has occured in the southern part of Haxxoristan. We have enough military forces to keep the zombie plague confined to the south, but despite the brave actions of the Haxxoristan Military Forces, we can only hold the line for so long. We request help from other nations in dealing with the zombie plague...preferablly totalitarian, oppresive nations. Oh...and the zombie plague is not the result of a biological warfare experiment.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 22:35
the stars teams of sephrioth will assit as best as we can
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 22:38
Good...would you like a sample of the virus as payment if possible?
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 22:42
Okay...the virus is highly infectious. It turns people into vicious lunatics hell-bent on killing everyone not infected. This is the only change...people are still just as intelligent. They can use weapons and run and jump and speak.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 22:55
no sample is need for what we have in mind
Blood Stone
23-02-2005, 23:14
Blood Stone's expertly trained military, would gladly aid you in this time of need. In payment we would like a small container with samples of the virus inside. It would be our pleasure to assist.
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 23:15
Certainly! The package is in the mail.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 23:16
ooc Haxxoristan u dont mind nukes do u
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 23:23
Keep them away from the population centers. Set them off in the badlands to attract the zombies...nuke them when they are in the badlands.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 23:26
20 wraith heavy bombers each droped a 67 mt nuclear bomb on south Haxxoristan to eliminate the zombies.
ooc thats the way my stars team work heavy nuclear response to any out break
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 23:27
Thank you. The zombies are all gone.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 23:37
the nukes cost one million a piece and delivery 2 milion 3000 mililliomn in gold builion please or we can and will launch the ig virrus at you
Haxxoristan
23-02-2005, 23:42
Hah hah...no. We have developed and distributed a vaccine. Not only that, but I analyzed some security footage...that canister was leaky.
Sephrioth
23-02-2005, 23:56
ic target Haxxoristan for an ig strike launch 3000 advanced ig virus missiles at Haxxoristan fire
ooc no antidote or vacine
Haxxoristan
24-02-2005, 00:00
Damn it...hmm. The only way the virus can be transmitted with any degree of reliability is through the bites of the infected. Plus, you didn't follow proper procedure for handling the stuff, from what it looks like. The reason that ZV can only be transmitted through bites is because it dies during any other method of transmission. It's not aerobic, so dropping it from orbit won't work.
Sephrioth
24-02-2005, 00:02
my version is diferent air bone virrus
Haxxoristan
24-02-2005, 00:05
Oh no. You're mistaken. ZV cannot be transmitted through the air. It's in the Mononegavirales family. It's waaay too fragile.
Haxxoristan
24-02-2005, 00:11
Plus, rabies vaccine works for ZV.
Foxstenikopolis
24-02-2005, 00:41
We Will help all we can in defeating these zombies. Foxstenikopolis sends 1,000 troops, and 10,000 dollars for Haxxoristan to RP with.
Shenyang
24-02-2005, 01:10
OOC: Haxxoristan I don't think he's sending your virus back at you. He's sending the ever popular IG virus. A favorite since before I joined even. The IGV is a rather nasty little virus. And is airborne, unlike your ZV. In short he's sending something different at you entirely. I could be wrong, but thats how I understand the IG Virus and his posts up to this point.
Haxxoristan
24-02-2005, 02:28
The IG virus? Well, there's a problem with that, too. Haxxoristan is incredibly heavily polluted...the atmosphere acts as a sort of disinfectant. As do the UV rays let through by the lack of an ozone layer over Haxxoristan.
Way to godmod out of that one. :rolleyes:
Nanotech Army
24-02-2005, 02:46
lol yes very convenient
Haxxoristan
24-02-2005, 19:34
Hey? Why do you think our average lifespan is 38?