NationStates Jolt Archive


Prospecting company Nukes4U has uncovered a large uranium deposit in Hitlerreich

Hitlerreich
23-02-2005, 10:46
"This is terrific find!" claims Nukes4U CEO Heinrich Blaskowicz. "It will provide an enormous stimulus to our economy and create thousands of new jobs. It's win-win! All we need from the government is permission to bulldoze the rainforest that's on top of the deposit."

The Hitlerreich government has given Nukes 4U permission to start mining immediately. "This is the find we have been waiting for!", said the Führer.

Green activist Elise Köningsberg has been deported from the Reich and stripped of her citizenship for trying to stop the mining of the forest.