NationStates Jolt Archive

The unconcious XGA suddenly slipped into a coma. A breathing apparatus has been attached as well as a blood pump. The former leader was shot several times in an assassination attempt. A feeding tube had been previously applied. Considering that euthanisia(sp?) is illegal in Sel Appa, he will not be unplugged until pronounced dead.

Funeral arrangements have been set up in case the great leader dies. Sel Appans everywhere are closely scanning the news, hoping he won't die. The XGA was loved by virtually everyone and had the highest approval rating in Sel Appa history. It would be a great loss if he passes on.

The Dominion of Theao wishes to offer our condolences about your ex-Grand ArchDuke. Also we wish to offer the services of one of our medical specialists who has training in comas and coma inducing problems. He is also highly skilled in bringing people out of comas intact.

The Chairman is considering allowing foreign docotrs in, but has not made a decision as of yet.

The USSCT feels great sadness of the XGA's failing condition and would like to offer our top researchers to find what we can do to help them. We also would like to offer doctors along with researchers to try and bring the XGA's condition up.

Why does this not surprise us? He was aging anyway. Sel Appa, we'd offer our condolences if we ever actually saw the man make a public announcement, or in public period. -- The Politburo