The Lords of War
23-02-2005, 01:12
Amos and Andy Pizza
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Is the Intergalactic Pizza Chain the serves the entire explored universe.
Why?
Because Amos and Andy were to wild and crazy guys who developed the VS-71 fast orbital vehicle and the Airsmith 3000 Pizza Teleporter
So now you can order your pizza anywhere from Lake Chaplain to Alpha Centuri and get a warm, delicious pizza delivered strait to where-ever and when ever.
Amos and Andy Pizza specializes in making the greatest pizza in the known universe. As such we have the greatest selection of toppings known to any space faring race.
We have Specialty Toppings:
Extra Cheese Extra Sauce Pepperoni Pork Sausage
Ham Andilousa Sausage Black Olives Green Olives Pineapple Onions Sweet Peppers Red Peppers Jalapeno Peppers Spinach Feta Cheese Garlic Meatballs Pesto
Green Peppers Mushrooms ground beef Bacon Chicken Jerk Chicken Tomato
Dried Tomato Tofu Artichoke Hearts Anchovies Broccoli Cucumber
We have Gourmet Toppings:
Ground Venison Salmon Ground Llama Ground Guinea Pig 100 year old Tofu
Ground Lion tamales Spam Blood Sausage Smoked Orc
Special Mushrooms Kelp Dates Mango Fried Okra
Fried Plantain tamarind paste Dragon (don't ask because we won't tell)
Kangaroo Vegemite Grasshopper lamb
rabbit
We Also have Exotic Toppings:
(Please contact the store about what Exotic toppings are available)
Prices:
Small
9 inch Pizza 10.99 USD
Medium
12 inch pizza 11.99 USD
Large
16 inch pizza 12.99 USD
Extra Large
18 inch Pizza 15.99 USD
Mega Pizza
22 Inch Pizza 22.99 USD
Imperial Pizza
32 Inch Pizza 26.99 USD
Specialty topping 1.00 USD Each
Gourmet Topping 5.00 USD Each
Exotic Topping (Priced seasonally)
Delivery: Fast 100 USD, Really Fast 200 USD, Beam it to me Scotty 1200 USD
(Delivery outside of Sol system extra charges will apply and Scotty is not available)
Amos and Andy Pizza is a wholely owned subsidiary of Andy and Amos Universal which is registered as a United Duchies Corporation. Andy and Amos Pizza is a licenced vendor of the Enclave of the Lords of War. And thanks to our freinds at Jibjab for the image
http://effaustin.org/images/jibjab.jpg
Is the Intergalactic Pizza Chain the serves the entire explored universe.
Why?
Because Amos and Andy were to wild and crazy guys who developed the VS-71 fast orbital vehicle and the Airsmith 3000 Pizza Teleporter
So now you can order your pizza anywhere from Lake Chaplain to Alpha Centuri and get a warm, delicious pizza delivered strait to where-ever and when ever.
Amos and Andy Pizza specializes in making the greatest pizza in the known universe. As such we have the greatest selection of toppings known to any space faring race.
We have Specialty Toppings:
Extra Cheese Extra Sauce Pepperoni Pork Sausage
Ham Andilousa Sausage Black Olives Green Olives Pineapple Onions Sweet Peppers Red Peppers Jalapeno Peppers Spinach Feta Cheese Garlic Meatballs Pesto
Green Peppers Mushrooms ground beef Bacon Chicken Jerk Chicken Tomato
Dried Tomato Tofu Artichoke Hearts Anchovies Broccoli Cucumber
We have Gourmet Toppings:
Ground Venison Salmon Ground Llama Ground Guinea Pig 100 year old Tofu
Ground Lion tamales Spam Blood Sausage Smoked Orc
Special Mushrooms Kelp Dates Mango Fried Okra
Fried Plantain tamarind paste Dragon (don't ask because we won't tell)
Kangaroo Vegemite Grasshopper lamb
rabbit
We Also have Exotic Toppings:
(Please contact the store about what Exotic toppings are available)
Prices:
Small
9 inch Pizza 10.99 USD
Medium
12 inch pizza 11.99 USD
Large
16 inch pizza 12.99 USD
Extra Large
18 inch Pizza 15.99 USD
Mega Pizza
22 Inch Pizza 22.99 USD
Imperial Pizza
32 Inch Pizza 26.99 USD
Specialty topping 1.00 USD Each
Gourmet Topping 5.00 USD Each
Exotic Topping (Priced seasonally)
Delivery: Fast 100 USD, Really Fast 200 USD, Beam it to me Scotty 1200 USD
(Delivery outside of Sol system extra charges will apply and Scotty is not available)
Amos and Andy Pizza is a wholely owned subsidiary of Andy and Amos Universal which is registered as a United Duchies Corporation. Andy and Amos Pizza is a licenced vendor of the Enclave of the Lords of War. And thanks to our freinds at Jibjab for the image