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ATTN: World Community

THE CITIZENS OF KILLENEZSTAN are in dire need of HUMANITARIAN ASSISTANCE due to the ACCIDENTAL DENOTATION OF A MASSIVE NUCLEAR WEAPON. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399413

As interim prime-minister I humbly request the donation of desperately needed resources to combat teh disasterous effects of this horrible event. We are in great need of clean water, basic nutritional necessities and radiation treatment. We know not of how to deal with radiation contimination as our entire scientific community fled the country before the detonation.

I Humphrey Killenevichsky declare that we shall overcome,our rich history is a testiment to our will to survive, we just need a bit of help.

Humphery Killenevichsky.

Official Response of Culex
The Empire of Culex gives ¥700,000,000 to this nation in need.
It also gives 600 tonnes of water and food to this nation.

We shall supply you with everthing you have asked for plus some radiation suits. We send our deepest condolences.

We are deeply moved by your plight and pledge to collect many disposable canned goods and bottled water. We shall collect them in elementary schools across the land over the next weeks and deliver them through the use of our recently developed Humanitarian Aid Cannon.

We are also deeply saddened to have not succeded in our joint effort to study the effect of this device's explosion at the center of the earth.

Good luck with the trials ahead,

Emperor Brian I
Supreme Ruler, Federation of Bacania

P.S. My ministers inform me that you will also receive packets of lead enriched Kool-Aid to help fight the effects of nuclear radiation.

The Second Empire will donate five hundred million Macabee Reichmarks to the cause (about 800 million US dollars).

We greatly appreciate everyone's monitary donations, however a suffecient economy no longer exists in which may use this money to buy the necessary provisions.

Thank you
Humphrey Killenevichsky
Interim Prime-Minister

Then perhaps we should send provisions ourselfs and retract the monetary offer and merely place it on a debt card for you to pay later.

Dear Macabees,
After obtaining intelligence data on your nation we have determined that with your poor economy you could not provide us with such monitary funds. We are in dire need and would appreciate it if you did not corrupt our humanitarian aid speculations.

The Isles of Wohlstand would like permission to use Killenezstani Airspace to drop in emergency supplies to your population. This is the most we could do, for now. If you allow us to use your airspace, we will have supplies parachuted into your capital shortly. However, if you shoot at use during this time, the concequences will be severe, only a general warning that we give out with every humanitarian aid offer. The supplies will include food, fresh water, and medicine to dampen the effects of radiation in the population.

Dear Sir,
We are greatly appreciative of your extensive efforts to provide our poor nation with humanitarian aid and therefor grant you unrestricted access to our airspace. However, not that we no longer have the capital Killenezstania as it is now the center of a 100km crater. Please redirect your efforts to Killenezstan's periphery.

Humphery Killenevichsky

Thank you for having granted us airspace. We have scrambled our transport planes and will be dropping supplies ASAP. There will be no need to pay us back, afterall, we have extra money for emergencies to take from. We will assist you for the next week with supplies. That is all, over and out.

Tocrowkia also offers medical aid, along with food and water supplies.