Krioval
20-02-2005, 06:30
From the KRNN (Krioval News Network):
Good evening, this is Kara Taylor for KRNN. Today in Krioval, citizens enjoyed a peaceful day devoid of natural disasters, civil unrest, or persecutions of religious and sexual minorities. In our ever-changing and chaotic Universe, most Kriovalians seemed to bask in blissful repose, though some engaged in nonviolent protest against the Commandership, and some teenagers in Telekar allegedly vandalized the home of an extremist candidate for Parliament. People we interviewed were cautiously optimistic, though some voiced concerns. "I'm just worried that our lack of killing random subsets of the population is going to lead to rampant growth," offered Kelon Volo, of Torokara. "Plus, there's nothing for the international press. I mean, what's the point of being a nation if you aren't going to be a total attention whore?"
What, indeed, Kelon? In other news...
Good evening, this is Kara Taylor for KRNN. Today in Krioval, citizens enjoyed a peaceful day devoid of natural disasters, civil unrest, or persecutions of religious and sexual minorities. In our ever-changing and chaotic Universe, most Kriovalians seemed to bask in blissful repose, though some engaged in nonviolent protest against the Commandership, and some teenagers in Telekar allegedly vandalized the home of an extremist candidate for Parliament. People we interviewed were cautiously optimistic, though some voiced concerns. "I'm just worried that our lack of killing random subsets of the population is going to lead to rampant growth," offered Kelon Volo, of Torokara. "Plus, there's nothing for the international press. I mean, what's the point of being a nation if you aren't going to be a total attention whore?"
What, indeed, Kelon? In other news...