Aliens!
Dontgonearthere
19-02-2005, 05:56
Earlier today a race of aliens launched what appears to have been an invasion of Dontgonearthere, thosands of alien motherships simply dropped out of the sky into the desert.
Soon afterwards the ships opened their hatches and disgourged thosands of evil alien warriors, bearing what appeared to be laser guided socks. These warriors proceded to race across the open area towards all of our major cities, no doubt planning to employ various tentacles to go on a rampage of high-school rape, assorted disembowling and all that.
However, as it turns out, the aliens have a deadly allergic reaction to even the smallest amounts water, so they all died when their lungs melted and their skin fell off.
And so, the day was saved, by good ol Dihydrogenmonoxide!
This message brought to you by the Dontgonearthere National Water Board, because none of the major news networks really cared.
GOT WATER?
Red Tide2
19-02-2005, 05:58
Ooc:what... The... Hell?!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
19-02-2005, 06:03
OOC: Eat water, you commy cow-probing BASTARDS!
Winter-een-Mas
19-02-2005, 06:11
oh god i think they are brain washing us
Phalanix
19-02-2005, 06:17
OCC:SIGNS!!!! Well that movie sucked. And funny post.
A Few Rich People
19-02-2005, 06:19
LOL
-This message has been brought to you by Friction, it may be a drag, but its everywhere, get used to it
Gaian Ascendancy
19-02-2005, 06:19
((OC- Tell me when to stop laughing, I can't.... =^^= ))
--
The Ascendancy hears of this incident, and takes stock of water supplies.
All their inhabited worlds are filled with oceans, lakes, and large bodies.
When informed of this, Aleaic only said the following.
"Guess we're safe.
But man, water makes me bloat. Gimme Barqs, it has more bite."
Abstract yet a Mel Gibson, AkA the Scotish Actor. I would give this pwn incident a 8/10. Good job, Donegonearthere, keep up the good work, and I might read it!
Dontgonearthere
19-02-2005, 06:29
To counter the alien threat, Dontgonearthere has dispatched a number of CubScouts armed with supersoakers to the alien worlds, so far we have had only one casualty, due to a splinter.
The aliens sock-weapons have thus far proved totaly inneffective, and apparently they commited much of their military to the strike on Dontgonearthere. Most of the aliens appear to be unarmed, their main occupation is doing the Flashy-Stalking-Camera-Thingy, without much sucess because they are pink, four feet tall and have eyes a foot wide.
Evilrobot
19-02-2005, 06:33
OOC: LOL. Can I stop laughing now?
Dontgonearthere
19-02-2005, 06:36
OOC: LOL. Can I stop laughing now?
OOC:
You burn three calories every time you laugh. Keep it up. This thread will help people lose weight! It is both entertaining AND healthy! And it educates people as to the many benifits of drinking water, such as not being raped by aliens!
Gaian Ascendancy
19-02-2005, 06:46
((There goes the Atkins diet, bring in the Bust-a-Gut diet... =^^= ))
Jangle Jangle Ridge
19-02-2005, 06:50
Our biomechanical leader uses the Dance Dance Revolution Weight Loss Program to shed those extra vines and get rid of those nasty mountains. You can too!
This message brought to you by Ven Ker'seahn.
Five Civilized Nations
19-02-2005, 06:58
:D :p
Evilrobot
19-02-2005, 07:00
OOC:
You burn three calories every time you laugh. Keep it up. This thread will help people lose weight! It is both entertaining AND healthy! And it educates people as to the many benifits of drinking water, such as not being raped by aliens!
OOC: * falls to the ground from lack of oxygen* that is hallarious. A funny spinoff of signs.
Comdidia
19-02-2005, 08:12
OOC *gasps for air as he dies of laughter* I do believe DGNT has done it again.
Dontgonearthere
19-02-2005, 09:00
*takes a bow*
Thank you, thank you.
*basks in the glory of his fandom, but is very careful not to let JJR or Comdidia out of his line of sight*
You just watch out, JJR. You KNOW what the Wookie Room is...Im not sure about Comdidia, but most likely he can guess from the context, plus the following subtle hint:
Viagra diet.
See? Wasnt that subtle!?
Anyway...
I shall return!
*vanishes in a puff of smoke*
*returns*
Oh, and thank all the rest of you, except for Red Tide2, who didnt get the joke.
Dont you feel embarassed now?
Thank you RedTide2, for not sending the mods after me!
*revanishes*
Human OccupiedLandfill
19-02-2005, 09:14
Several luxury hovercraft were seen approaching the shores of Dontgonearthere. As they came closer, the surveillance devices could make out their markings. A cat's cradle made of DNA strands.
Some rubber dinghys were lowered into the surf and a few pathetic genetic freaks kicked over the side into the small boats. Desperately they paddled towards the shore while their masters set up deckchairs and minibars on the main craft.
Dontgonearthere
19-02-2005, 17:01
*cough*
"....and in other news, the nation of Dontgonearthere was overflown by unidentified ROFLcopters. An investigation is underway, although their leader declined to comment"
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