Slaabovia
19-02-2005, 01:11
^ JUST-BREAKING NEWS! ^
*-*-*-* SLAABOJEVO, THE SLAABOVIAN REPUBLIC *-*-*-*
February 18, 2005 2030 Hours Local Time (FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!)
The Slaabovian Republic's national government has just received news that several Supreme Court Justices from the nation of Taxachussetts have been captured while on a Taxachussettsian Troop Ship that apparently was barely in Slaabovian Republic territorial waters and that apparently was heading in the approximate direction of the Slaabovian mainland's nearest part. The Taxachussettsian Justices were apparently captured by members of two rather unfamiliar and previously-unknown groups to the Slaabovian Republic and its national government, at least, if not also any other Slaabovian governments as well here, it seems, if the news is sufficiently accurate here about them all.
They (the guerrillas currently in question here) have now reportedly taken them from that particular troop ship and brought them to an unidentified island near the Slaabovian mainland. And they've now stated that they'll continue to hold them all quite captive. And do so at least until such time as Taxachussetts decides to sufficiently right all the outstanding wrongs that it has now obviously done to Slaabovia and any other nation that is currently and/or was once in the North Atlantic that Taxachussetts has recently wronged, according to their statement claiming responsibility for the abduction of said Taxachussettsian Supreme Court Justices. We received the news just about two hours or so ago, though the date of the statement in question was marked as February 9, 2005, as far as the Slaabovian Republic's Secretary of Defense can currently tell from viewing the particular statement in question here.
The groups claim that they have captured seven of nine Tax Supreme Court Justices, and they called themselves "The Assembly Of Questers" and the "Night Army", in their statement claiming responsibility for the captures of those Justices here. The Slaabovian Republic has no idea if they're actually who they say they are, and if they are telling the truth about the Justices they claim to have captured on such a ship as they said they did a while ago here. Of course, the Slaabovian Republic will investigate their claims of responsibility for such supposed capture of those Justices, and will endeavor to confirm the present status of affairs relating to them and their supposed captors as soon as possible, by any means then at its disposal. If the news is sufficiently accurate here, though, the Slaabovian Republic will use whatever means possible to ensure the safety of said Justices at least until the reason or reasons of their being in Slaabovian territorial waters on a Taxachussettsian Troop Ship is known as best as possible. However, if the Slaabovian Republic finds that the Justices were acting in a manner that wasn't peaceful enough in its nature, then there probably will have to be the obvious repercussions from said action or actions related sufficiently well to them here, of course. The Slaabovian Republic categorically denies all prior knowledge of these people, and of their plans to act against Taxachussetts, for that matter, in fact! And it quite fervently wishes that the people in question who may or may not have captured those Taxachussetts Supreme Court Justices treat them quite well, if at all possible, of course! Supposing that the statement that they made claiming responsibility for the capturing of those Justices is sufficiently accurate here, quite obviously enough!
Until later, then, this is the Slaabovian Republic signing off here. JUSTICE THROUGH RIGHTEOUSNESS AND STRENGTH! This is the Slaabovian Republic now saying over and out!
*-*-*-* SLAABOJEVO, THE SLAABOVIAN REPUBLIC *-*-*-*
February 18, 2005 2030 Hours Local Time (FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!)
The Slaabovian Republic's national government has just received news that several Supreme Court Justices from the nation of Taxachussetts have been captured while on a Taxachussettsian Troop Ship that apparently was barely in Slaabovian Republic territorial waters and that apparently was heading in the approximate direction of the Slaabovian mainland's nearest part. The Taxachussettsian Justices were apparently captured by members of two rather unfamiliar and previously-unknown groups to the Slaabovian Republic and its national government, at least, if not also any other Slaabovian governments as well here, it seems, if the news is sufficiently accurate here about them all.
They (the guerrillas currently in question here) have now reportedly taken them from that particular troop ship and brought them to an unidentified island near the Slaabovian mainland. And they've now stated that they'll continue to hold them all quite captive. And do so at least until such time as Taxachussetts decides to sufficiently right all the outstanding wrongs that it has now obviously done to Slaabovia and any other nation that is currently and/or was once in the North Atlantic that Taxachussetts has recently wronged, according to their statement claiming responsibility for the abduction of said Taxachussettsian Supreme Court Justices. We received the news just about two hours or so ago, though the date of the statement in question was marked as February 9, 2005, as far as the Slaabovian Republic's Secretary of Defense can currently tell from viewing the particular statement in question here.
The groups claim that they have captured seven of nine Tax Supreme Court Justices, and they called themselves "The Assembly Of Questers" and the "Night Army", in their statement claiming responsibility for the captures of those Justices here. The Slaabovian Republic has no idea if they're actually who they say they are, and if they are telling the truth about the Justices they claim to have captured on such a ship as they said they did a while ago here. Of course, the Slaabovian Republic will investigate their claims of responsibility for such supposed capture of those Justices, and will endeavor to confirm the present status of affairs relating to them and their supposed captors as soon as possible, by any means then at its disposal. If the news is sufficiently accurate here, though, the Slaabovian Republic will use whatever means possible to ensure the safety of said Justices at least until the reason or reasons of their being in Slaabovian territorial waters on a Taxachussettsian Troop Ship is known as best as possible. However, if the Slaabovian Republic finds that the Justices were acting in a manner that wasn't peaceful enough in its nature, then there probably will have to be the obvious repercussions from said action or actions related sufficiently well to them here, of course. The Slaabovian Republic categorically denies all prior knowledge of these people, and of their plans to act against Taxachussetts, for that matter, in fact! And it quite fervently wishes that the people in question who may or may not have captured those Taxachussetts Supreme Court Justices treat them quite well, if at all possible, of course! Supposing that the statement that they made claiming responsibility for the capturing of those Justices is sufficiently accurate here, quite obviously enough!
Until later, then, this is the Slaabovian Republic signing off here. JUSTICE THROUGH RIGHTEOUSNESS AND STRENGTH! This is the Slaabovian Republic now saying over and out!