NationStates Jolt Archive

This is Joseph Mladic of the WPRATN, bringing you great news. There has just now been two more additions to the Fabus family. George and Isabel Fabus have been blessed with a son, Malachi Fabus. Also, Henry and Zeltzin Fabus have the great joy of a child as well, with their son Edward Fabus.

We are greatly pleased and thrilled at the recent rapid expansion of the Fabus family, and we do hope that more Fabuses continue to be brought into this world, as we believe in to be predestinated by God that there will be one Fabus male for every nation in the world. A ruling class of Fabuses, to rule over the world and make it into a Calvinist utopia.

Indeed already there are many Fabus children in Kahta, where our glorious ally Czar Sam Fabus has taken it upon himself to see he does his part in the Fabus baby campaign, and his wife has obviously been doing her part.


This is Joseph Mladic, signing off...

Congratulations to both of the families. Children truly are a blessing from God.

~King Jedo~

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I see your filthy beings have been multiplying. Lord Krekar will not be pleased. Now he needs to ingeniously devise two new methods of excruciating torture to deal with Malachi and Edward, once we capture them along with your entire kind. This world will heave a sigh of great relief once we dispose of you, Fabuses. Now begone! Deal with the threats to your national security instead of bringing terror to the rest of the world with announcements like these!


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Ison the Powerful
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Infernal Demonic Dominion of Greenmanbry

I for one congradulate the Fabuses, and hope the new editions to their already healthy and large family will bring them progress and prosperity in the future.


Captain-General ~ Seifer Marik
1st Free World Guards
Free Worlds League

I for one congradulate the Fabuses, and hope the new editions to their already healthy and large family will bring them progress and prosperity in the future.


Captain-General ~ Seifer Marik
1st Free World Guards
Free Worlds League



"We thank you for these kind words. As recognized patriarch of the Fabus family, I give you my personal thanks."

Harold Fabus

I do send you well wishes to the newborn boys, may they grow up happy and good luck follow them.
Sincerly,
Queen Rynestone I of Athiyk Linath

Congratulations.

Czar Sam Fabus

"Wow. What a happy occasion. Another pair of Fabuses breeds with one his siblings and shits out another bastard. Do the world a favor and get vasectomies Henry and George."-The Great Leader Li.

"Wow. What a happy occasion. Another pair of Fabuses breeds with one his siblings and shits out another bastard. Do the world a favor and get vasectomies Henry and George."-The Great Leader Li.



"You rat, I married a woman from the ANL, I'm not remotely related to her!"

Henry Fabus



"My wife is my third cousin, we're quite distantly related, how dare you suggest that!"

George Fabus

The Tribunal dislikes the Fabus creatures. You will dwindle, and fail.The fact your leaders breed with their relatives assures this.

Official response, Tribunal Foreign Ministry.

Yay, more dogs. fun fun fun. How is William getting on nowadays? Anyway, I have to go. Nazi's to opress, y'know. Have fun with your new kiddies.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Soviet autocrat

Yay, more dogs. fun fun fun. How is William getting on nowadays? Anyway, I have to go. Nazi's to opress, y'know. Have fun with your new kiddies.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Soviet autocrat



"I am fine, why do you ask?"

William Fabus